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Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 7:24pm On May 05, 2016
naughtynaughty:
me? Looking for a guy on nairaland? Tot all NL guys r ga.y ooo
did u realice MOD banned yor friend ...that stubbbborn girl..(Duchess25) yesterday for 8 month for derailin threads on nairaland and stressin me up....her new name is now Hisduchess..she has now promise to toast me nicely insted of cusssin like market woman! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


CC
Hate2u
Romance › Re: Open Letter To Lightskin Females.... by MrCork(op): 7:17pm On May 05, 2016
HateU2:
see this one undecided

Wa sare kabakaba, awon goons mi ati eruku mi maa cuut tongue.

Iwo bawo
****cant find diktionary....checks Gooogle translate*** undecided
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 7:11pm On May 05, 2016
AirSultan:
abi now.. You cool! Keep it up
..hey bro....was the deal between u and HateU2??.....are u *mating* her or u juss friends? smiley
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 7:08pm On May 05, 2016
naughtynaughty:
wetin dey worry dis one
^^^atitutude....and then she complains she cant find man on nairaland..Goat! undecided
Romance › Re: Open Letter To Lightskin Females.... by MrCork(op): 6:28pm On May 05, 2016
HateU2:
but wat's rong with uhuh
...well u hidin yor picture...are u ugly? ...bein fat or ugly is not a crime..u no..am only tryn to help u!!!(((jusss Sayin)) undecided
Romance › Re: Open Letter To Lightskin Females.... by MrCork(op): 6:14pm On May 05, 2016
HateU2:
wo, aburo mrcork! Mind yaself oo b4 I call my goons cheesy. Eru a ba e! Wa sare kabakaba
..sweeery putttop yor picture....we want to see how fine u r! smiley
Celebrities › Re: Photos From Kemi Afolabi's Birthday Dinner by MrCork: 6:11pm On May 05, 2016
Aminat508:
See more beautiful photos here kiss

http://www.amiloaded.com/2016/05/actress-kemi-afolabi-looks-elegant-in.html?m=0

Lalasticlala Dominique
...errrm beaurrriful where?. ok shes lightskin but ...No nyansh..No hips...no waist....so how she beaurrriful? (no ofeinse) angry
Celebrities › Re: Photos From Kemi Afolabi's Birthday Dinner by MrCork: 6:09pm On May 05, 2016
Aminat508:
Beautiful and talented yoruba actress, Kemi Afolabi, shared amazing new pictures from her private birthday dinner last week.

The actress is currently working on her forthcoming movie, ‘M’odorisa.’ which will feature 1,000 all-female cast made up mostly of upcoming actresses, and some major faces like Fausat Balogun (Madam Saje), Peju Ogunmola,Tayo Odueke, Kemi Afolabi, among others.

Check out her stunning look below...


Source @ http://www.amiloaded.com/2016/05/actress-kemi-afolabi-looks-elegant-in.html?m=0
angry
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 5:54pm On May 05, 2016
Hisduchess:
OK Mr C0rk, U WIN..I apologice & will start actin like lady & wifey material on nairaland cuzz i dont want to get ban again by the MOD for my fooolishness stupidity Pakaronlasic steeewpid behavior..it will not happen again..pliss forgive me and pls can we me friend??..I used to be duchess25 before I got banned.
...huh? .. .friend or *Friends?*....ENGLISH GRAMMMAR PLEASEEEE.....anyways sweethatt....apologys accepteed....


[size=16pt] ....THANK ME LATER!!!![/size] wink

Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 5:45pm On May 05, 2016
Hisduchess:
I don use because of ur friedplantain head deactivate my account.buh am back.shee you connived with that mod to ban me abi and he sharpaly come ban me as if nl pays my bills abi



[size=15pt] ^^^^^^^callin M.O.D........callin M.O.D.......the Zimbabwe *troubleMaker* is forcin her sef on me AGAIN!!!*.....Plis take out! angry [/size]

Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 3:48pm On May 05, 2016
HateU2:
I tink ur head is not even available for it to be corrected at all undecided

Me Pekam london, park well this hot afternoon biko undecided
..sweeery am a lover not a fighter.....why dont u send a me picture of yor sef wearin *thong* to cool of in that hot Nigeria weather?..i juss wanna check somtin! smiley
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 3:12pm On May 05, 2016
naughtynaughty:
lol mrcork wunt kie somebori grin reading comments In his latest light skin thread is making my day
angry
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 3:10pm On May 05, 2016
HateU2:
Mallam, she's not ur type nd u dey disturb her undecided.
Come out lyk a man and declare ur feelings 4 her cheesy althou I will prefer mamagee coz both of u na same cheesy.

I went to walmart undecided
U wan borrow some moneyhuh
I have some change left! Mallam!!
..u went to Walmart in Nigeria?..Walmart?....Sweeery i dont mean to sound rudes but seems yor head is either correct, in-corrrect or not corrrect....do u smoke?...if u gonnno try impress a Londoner...plis plan yor lie ahead!!(no ofeinse) undecided
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 2:54pm On May 05, 2016
HateU2:
leave dis girl alone mr dicck head!!!!

Ellacute45, u shld knw by now dat cork is a clown. Enjoy his company biko cheesy althou he's a goatieee (no oddense)
..Ellacute45??...that big fat slim girl?..sweeery am a plaYA...she aint my type....anyways weather kinda hot hear in London...How is the wether down ther in Enugu and did u go to market today?...be nice & no cussin!! smiley
Romance › Re: Please Help Am Always Hot! by MrCork: 2:52pm On May 05, 2016
thatbiggirl:
So Nigeria or at least Lagos has been super hot this year. The sun is so intense and the heat us really killing me, so anyways when UNILAG decided to chase us home last month I was happy that at least there is generator at home. I will stay indoors and watch movies all day. But my enjoyment was cut short when the school said we should come and sign their yeye undertaken. Now am back in school and the heat is unbearable, the ceiling fan in my room is not working, my roommate just bought this new syinix standing fan and it has been helping us for weeks now. I heard one of my friends said she takes her bath 4 times a day cos of the heat!! So please give me tips on how you have been coping. Thanks y'all. tongue tongue
...well..the best profesioonal advise i can giv is for u to take of yor cloth, have cold shower, wear thong & send me the picture for inspesktion.....This way, i can check if u need more vitamin K for the Heat! smiley
Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Nene's Post Before Her Death (photo) by MrCork: 2:42pm On May 05, 2016
ebosie11:
I had to share this because I saw someone's comment claiming she's not dead. Genevieve Nene is said to have been battling an undisclosed sickness for sometime now and even disclosed it. May her soul RIP!

Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/05/see-what-actress-genevieve-posted.html


See More: https://www.nairaland.com/3085442/actress-genevieve-nene-dead-pictured
...are u lightskin? angry
Education › Re: Secondary School Students Kiss And Smooch After Writing Final Exams (PHOTOS by MrCork: 2:41pm On May 05, 2016
naughtynaughty:
receive seeennnse
angry
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 2:39pm On May 05, 2016
HateU2:
he's back oo malam wey dey sell suya beside iya sukura's buka. Biko, fimi sile!
why does Ellacute45 behave like mad woman?...All i say waz: Hello, how is Enugu and she started cusssin for no reason...why cant she be like u and why cant she act like lady??...she sufffarin from *anger & depresssion**..pls can u help her? (((REAL TALK))) undecided
Romance › Re: A Friend In Depression Needs Help by MrCork: 2:36pm On May 05, 2016
stancod:
Gud-day nairalanders,pls i need ur advice on want to do. A friend of mine is in depression,he lost 2 of his closest relative within a month nd almost lost a close friend that was in an accident, nd was almost abt 2 loss another friend which is me cos i almost want 2 commit suicide last saturday bt by the grace of God it didn't work out. Nw my friend is depressed also nd i dont want him 2 do anything stupid.I luv him nd i dont want him 2b in this depressed mode. Pls hw do i make him happy nd help him 2 cum back in his cheerful mode.pls advice me THANKS ALL
...bro...the only woman I can recomend on nairaland is Ellacute45...she dates anytin!!! ((TRUSS ME)) smiley
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 2:34pm On May 05, 2016
HateU2:
tongue
....hey.. did u go to market today? smiley
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 2:32pm On May 05, 2016
ellacute45:
the good news is that I won't reply to your useless posts again angry you can tag me for all I care this is the last Time.. Have a nice day sir
...why do u always hav a temper..you either cuss or remain arogant. Pls control yor temper. Did i say somtin wrong?? ...CONTROL YOUR TEMPER FOR GODS SAKE!!!! ((((sad)))) embarassed
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 2:11pm On May 05, 2016
ellacute45:
it's also good here cheesy
so its sunnny there in Enugu?....WOW. You going to the market today? smiley
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 2:07pm On May 05, 2016
ellacute45:
it's also good here cheesy
^^^^^^opps DRACULA IS AWAKE!!! undecided
Romance › Re: Is It Possible? by MrCork: 1:48pm On May 05, 2016
Hadez:
I just want to knw. Is it possible for a guy and a girl to have a moment without sex? Like kissing and romance without sex, is this possible? We ladies most times enjoy pre-intimacy to sex, cnt we just have that alone instead of u guys pulling off ur boxers after 2minutes of pre-intimacy? We wnt d kiss n touch cuddling more than d penentration. Pls let's discuss
arrrrrha....so u want to penetrate a guy witout sexxxx??....you kinky devil....i all ways new u waz corrrrupt!!!!! (((((GREAT MOVE)))) cheesy
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 1:39pm On May 05, 2016
...and lets pray the CRackhead lady called ellacute45 dont show up today derailin the thread & cusssin inosent people like market women..... **opens window**....WOW, its sunnny outside. Today is a good day! cheesy
Romance › Re: Why Nairaland Babes Are Not Getting Pm From Handsome Guys Like Me (pic) by MrCork: 1:37pm On May 05, 2016
repogirl:
grin grin grin lmao! Have you taken your blood supplements today?
.^^^^^^^^^^kaiiiiiiiii....who this sfine babe?...she loook lightskin but i hope she gots nyansh thou..I will holla at her later! wink
Romance › Re: Why Do Only Broke Men Approach Me For Marriage? by MrCork:
mizlolar:
Please i need ur help. Am having challenges in area of relationship. I have the problem of ending up with men who are nothing but gold diggers. They seem good from the start but before a few months, they will turn into pests.

I dont know what is responsible for this. I just need a man who ll love me on the basis of who i am not what i have. I am from a well to do family, I am the only daughter of my parents and my dad is late, I actually inherited quite a lot and initially it seemed like a blessing until I got older.

All the Guys i ve met so far re fake displaying fake love just to get hold of what is in my possession. I will give you a little insight so you can understand what I am going tru. Around 2013, my then fiance kidnapped himself and because i already knew he was too needy and then their was a lot of inconsistencies in the story so i ignored the kidnappers who were demanding for 700k ransom. The guys showed up 2 weeks later fuming without any injuries or even shedding any weight


He was ranting and saying all sorts like how wicked i was and how i abandoned him to die. I had to break it off immediately because he was beginning to sound like i was his mother and father joined together. The next relationship went quite the same way.


The guy sold my car and came up with stories of how he was robbed at onipanu by palm-grove. unfortunately for him, i had a tracker which had its own inbuilt battery, so when they disconnected the car battery thinking they have disabled the tracker, they gaffed. the car was subsequently tracked down to shagamu at a hotel managed by his cousin. these are just the few recent ones.

There are many more experiences that i wouldn’t bother you with but I am tired. the worst is that some will even want to move in with me because of the comfort of my place. Its really frustrating. My mum said i should stop driving but its nearly impossible for me to get around lagos without a car.


I simply stopped using the big cars and got a Toyota matrix and i even had to drive myself so it dosnt look like i am the one attracting the wrong men and scaring away the good ones yet i haven’t been lucky.


I am not looking for a millionaire, I just want a man with a little dignity and value not the ones who will start demanding for loans or come up with stories within months of how their visa was stuck or how their mother was diabetic and needed money for blood transfusion. I have heard a lot of such stories and i am tired.


I dont know if my mum is right that i am scaring away the right ones with my lifestyle. Honestly, i dont even live flamboyantly neither do I club. I am in my early 30’s and i really need to settle down.


Plz help me with ideas on how to stop attracting gold digging shameless men. As at now, 4 guys re on my neck including head of admin in my firm but they are all my subordinates and I don’t want a scandal. Thank u.

Please advice. I don't need abuse from you guys... Thanks
....seee yor tiny headlike SOmali made portmanto....4real......so u want us to help u find rich man on nairaland?...abi?...wot is wrong wit startin up wit poor guy, help him walk his way through strugles, become comfortable then become rich together (step by step)...huh?.....Sweeery ...my profesionnal opinnnoon...Your Grankolobolakulatt head need battery relacpemment..goat!!(no oofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: Why Do Only Broke Men Approach Me For Marriage? by MrCork: 1:30pm On May 05, 2016
mizlolar:
Please i need ur help. Am having challenges in area of relationship. I have the problem of ending up with men who are nothing but gold diggers. They seem good from the start but before a few months, they will turn into pests.

I dont know what is responsible for this. I just need a man who ll love me on the basis of who i am not what i have. I am from a well to do family, I am the only daughter of my parents and my dad is late, I actually inherited quite a lot and initially it seemed like a blessing until I got older.

All the Guys i ve met so far re fake displaying fake love just to get hold of what is in my possession. I will give you a little insight so you can understand what I am going tru. Around 2013, my then fiance kidnapped himself and because i already knew he was too needy and then their was a lot of inconsistencies in the story so i ignored the kidnappers who were demanding for 700k ransom. The guys showed up 2 weeks later fuming without any injuries or even shedding any weight


He was ranting and saying all sorts like how wicked i was and how i abandoned him to die. I had to break it off immediately because he was beginning to sound like i was his mother and father joined together. The next relationship went quite the same way.


The guy sold my car and came up with stories of how he was robbed at onipanu by palm-grove. unfortunately for him, i had a tracker which had its own inbuilt battery, so when they disconnected the car battery thinking they have disabled the tracker, they gaffed. the car was subsequently tracked down to shagamu at a hotel managed by his cousin. these are just the few recent ones.

There are many more experiences that i wouldn’t bother you with but I am tired. the worst is that some will even want to move in with me because of the comfort of my place. Its really frustrating. My mum said i should stop driving but its nearly impossible for me to get around lagos without a car.


I simply stopped using the big cars and got a Toyota matrix and i even had to drive myself so it dosnt look like i am the one attracting the wrong men and scaring away the good ones yet i haven’t been lucky.


I am not looking for a millionaire, I just want a man with a little dignity and value not the ones who will start demanding for loans or come up with stories within months of how their visa was stuck or how their mother was diabetic and needed money for blood transfusion. I have heard a lot of such stories and i am tired.


I dont know if my mum is right that i am scaring away the right ones with my lifestyle. Honestly, i dont even live flamboyantly neither do I club. I am in my early 30’s and i really need to settle down.


Plz help me with ideas on how to stop attracting gold digging shameless men. As at now, 4 guys re on my neck including head of admin in my firm but they are all my subordinates and I don’t want a scandal. Thank u.

Please advice. I don't need abuse from you guys... Thanks
angry
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 1:25pm On May 05, 2016
HateU2:
heheheheh

Espppecially that elaccute girl. She shld just chill nd laff at his stupiidity.


Awon nl guys wo? Mba! I don't do NL guys ooo. E mi kan fé dagboruu niii cheesy
..ENglish teachers gone on strike ther in Nigeria??....WTF is: .....Awon nl guys wo? Mba! I don't do NL guys ooo. E mi kan fé dagboruu niii niii ga ga ra?? ((((((ilitracy is a desease, I swaaar)))) angry
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 1:23pm On May 05, 2016
...anyways backkto the serrrious topic...One babe in my GYM juss ask me to take her picture on a thread mill......am thinkin shes digggin me but too shy to toast me, 4real... All this females wit ther tricks mennnnnnnnnnnnnnnn..truss me it aint gonnno work!!!! (((((*plaYA*))))) wink
Romance › Re: The Biggest Discovery On Nairaland..... WOW!!!! by MrCork(op): 1:19pm On May 05, 2016

duchess25 & Nobody.... ((((((same people, 2 diffarent user account)))))... hmmmmm!!!! angry

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