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Romance › Re: So Busy With Me. Watch This by MrCork: 9:34am On Jul 21, 2024
Mercisharelove:
Surely you are frustrated and needs a life.

So dead
Is not iligal for 2 adult to watch porn movie. We can watch a non violence porn movie if u worrried about the violent?if u insist,we can watch bigDickBitch at yor place or mine....highly recomended!!(((THANK ME LATER))) smiley
Romance › Re: So Busy With Me. Watch This by MrCork: 9:28am On Jul 21, 2024
Mercisharelove:
Put your money in the gospel of CHRIST, don't be an outsider Saints. Who's financing the gospel till this moment? Which man? Are you? Or you are so busy for you. Remember in the mind of God you are dead to your own plans, and your plans are his glorious plan for you and as many people who are chosen, elected as royal priests, a holy nation, a peculiar species, that you should show the world how grateful you are to God forever by lifting up his standards!
I rather put moiney in yor bra ma...are u lightskin?and by the way, pls can u quickly send me yor naaaaked photo so i can quickly sheck if we can hire u for model contract...i sell cement & we neeed beautifull womens like u to model it.
Please hurrrily send!((no oofence)) smiley
Romance › Re: So Busy With Me. Watch This by MrCork: 9:27am On Jul 21, 2024
Mercisharelove:
Did you understand the differencehuh
Hello good morrring. I no the deffarent!!
Romance › Re: Bonjour Everyone by MrCork: 9:20am On Jul 21, 2024
RealityKings:
It has been postponed till December
Brother, u should die nest week thursday!!(((THANK ME LATER)))) smiley
Romance › Re: Why Are Nigerian Men So Lazy by MrCork: 9:18am On Jul 21, 2024
hstar:
Your papa left nyansh there!

Who be your son?

Can you withstand me face to face in reality

I blame nairaland, na nairaland dey give most of una mouth

If them born you well, tell me your location if I won't deal with you,

Crackhead
Calm down son..no need for violent! undecided
You never beeento london in yor life & u hav the ordasity to talk to a londoner like we on the same level. do u no were baker street is?
be nice to me & j will send u £3 to chop.do u even no wot McDonalds is??(((((no oofencse)))) angry
Romance › Re: Forget How Old You Are, Marry The Right Person by MrCork: 2:43pm On Jul 19, 2024
meobizy:
Women wisen by twenty-nine. By twenty-seven, suitors start dwindling. The dating game is brutal to both genders. I surrendered long ago.
gooood news Meobizy......am now ready to pay u N50k (((cash)) for 2 minute happy hour work...YOU WANT?? cheesy
Romance › Re: So Busy With Me. Watch This by MrCork: 2:37pm On Jul 19, 2024
Mercisharelove:
Put your money in the gospel of CHRIST, don't be an outsider Saints. Who's financing the gospel till this moment? Which man? Are you? Or you are so busy for you. Remember in the mind of God you are dead to your own plans, and your plans are his glorious plan for you and as many people who are chosen, elected as royal priests, a holy nation, a peculiar species, that you should show the world how grateful you are to God forever by lifting up his standards!
Please do u watch blue film? . ...please can we watch blue film.....me & u only.....please?? smiley
Romance › Re: Bonjour Everyone by MrCork: 2:35pm On Jul 19, 2024
Ilamina:
smiley

Sorry everyone for the stupidity all these while

Especially contemplating if we should change our language to french

Something I should have done this
dint u promice to commmit sucide last month?.....when please?((no oofeincse)) angry
Romance › Re: Bonjour Everyone by MrCork: 2:34pm On Jul 19, 2024
Ilamina:
smiley

Sorry everyone for the stupidity all these while

Especially contemplating if we should change our language to french

Something I should have done this
angry
Romance › Re: Why Are Nigerian Men So Lazy by MrCork: 2:32pm On Jul 19, 2024
Knightred:
masturabating foolsmiley
Ok Brother, since u insist:

I will mastubates in yor mouth one of this days...try me!!! angry
Romance › Re: Why Are Nigerian Men So Lazy by MrCork: 2:30pm On Jul 19, 2024
hstar:
So, you can call someone a crackhead?

What are you then?
son am from London..a londoner!! angry
Romance › Re: Why Are Nigerian Men So Lazy by MrCork: 7:12pm On Jul 18, 2024
Knightred:
WE CELEB ARE ALWAYS POLITEsmiley
dumb eeeeeeedioot
Romance › Re: Why Are Nigerian Men So Lazy by MrCork: 6:40pm On Jul 18, 2024
OndoRaph:
What's this, I thought you are a polite person.

You are only making it more obvious that one person is typing behind MrCork and Knightred
BRO I AM POLITE...hOW DEAR U SAY i AM Knightred....that crackhead scum boy!!!! angry
Romance › Re: Who Produce This Great Song Please..name?? by MrCork(op): 6:22pm On Jul 18, 2024
superCleanworks:
Is that all? Are you done? You can do better than this.
By the way, it is Audacity.
javascript:void(0);

Son be nice to me & i will post u £3 to buy nice suit there in that Nigeria place...THANK ME LATER!!!!(no oofeincse) angry
Romance › Re: Why Are Nigerian Men So Lazy by MrCork: 6:19pm On Jul 18, 2024
Knightred:
dude,actually so u cant differentiate a celeb from a masturbating beggerundecided


Why are u so dumbundecided
boy... the goood news is OndoRaph as dumb as u....u both have shallow brain
Romance › Re: Why Are Nigerian Men So Lazy by MrCork: 5:37pm On Jul 18, 2024
OndoRaph:
It's mrcork's alternate.

Ballzproblem2, thought only I noticed the word order, tone, grammar, spelling, technique generally
son i aint no alternate to any mofo in this place..wot for? this ugly mofos? is this a joke?? angry
Romance › Re: Who Produce This Great Song Please..name?? by MrCork(op): 5:32pm On Jul 18, 2024
superCleanworks:
Peckham... you can't spell the name of the city you are in? Amazing.
u never beeento London in yor life & u have the ordasity to corrrrrect a londoner...corrrrect? If i say yor head is not corrrrrect now, they wil accccuse me child abuse..goat!!!!! undecided
Romance › Re: Why Are Nigerian Men So Lazy by MrCork: 5:27pm On Jul 18, 2024
Ballzproblem2:
only one person types like this and that's mrcork.
Knightred is a known crackhead on nairaland sir...I am normal, meaning I am not him sir!! undecided
Romance › Who Produce This Great Song Please..name?? by MrCork(op): 4:11pm On Jul 18, 2024
Juss heard this global hit hear in Pekam, London..who sanggit??

...YANSH na YANSH oooooo... ? smiley
Romance › Re: Life Without An Helper Is Depressing by MrCork: 11:23am On Jul 18, 2024
Salasa:
Life has been so hard on me, sometimes I feel I should sleep peacefully and never wake again.

I don't have much friends, the few I've are very good people, but sadly, they can't help as they're struggling just like me, i wonder when all these will come to an end.

I wake up and pray that God makes a way for me everyday, as it stands, I've even lost the strength to pray anymore, it seems i don't get replies from God.

I'm in school but i struggle to pay my fees, struggle to buy textbooks, even transportation to school is problem, talkless of feeding, this is for someone who's studying a professional course.

I take occasional loan from loan apps each time family cannot help, I live on that, pay back and retake again. This has been my routine, sometimes when I default, they call back cursing and threatening, this messes up my peace of mind, I'm so tired of this life, I can't even focus in school anymore. 😭😭

I took this last one, it's due already and they've been bombarding my phone with calls and threatening to tell all my contacts that I'm a fraudster. The shame will be too much. Please everybody reading this, please help me. I've 1,500 to add and pay them, please help me with 10K please. I don't take a loan with intentions of running away but they're not helping.


1477235999
Access Bank
SON..ARE U FEMALE??...ARE U LIGHTSKIN BABE??...ARE U HALFCAST WOMAN??

..WILL U GERRRRRAAA RAAAA HEAR MENNNN....U BUHARI LAZZZZZZY YOUTH!!!!((((no ooofencse))))
angry
Career › Re: What To Know About The Nigerian Army Salary Structure by MrCork: 9:50pm On Jul 17, 2024
Cutehector:
Make i see any colonel wey go come dey talk rubbish for my front.
Brother Aint u gay any more ?....u prefa gay colonel? How sad!! undecided
Romance › Re: Why Do People Describe What Helps Them Only As Perfect? by MrCork: 8:50pm On Jul 17, 2024
HellVictorinho6:
For example

Facebook has been useless to me since I was born

It has made me to lose murny to certain bastards

Itz been a waste of time


But you see those that can't relate

I don't expect them to agree


Let me invite the shameless crooks knightred and MrCork


Everything I say means begging to them


Anyways, they must disagree with me as well when I condemn Facebook


Whatever


angry
Brother...the reason why every body on nairaland say & bilif YOR HEAD IS NOT CORRRRRECT is simply becuz yor head is not fullly develop sir...THANK ME LATER!! (((no oofencse))) angry


And from yor thread...it clearly show yor head will never be corrrrect in 2024.....bro we mean this in a nice way! smiley
Romance › Re: Man Shares His Deliverance From Homosexuality by MrCork: 3:18pm On Jul 17, 2024
MasterJayJay:
https://www.facebook.com/1210607492/posts/pfbid0VqBSxVHSpQ5wmkj6JEykqDzZaNB8kP8kxj6TjgofAVRES6zjX1HCaKyEoKt99Zu4l/?app=fbl
Good news sir
The nairaland male faggggot called jeon (male pretending to be female)... have finaly appear on yor gay thread...u can now talk to the faggggot for advise!!!!
Please respond to the faggggot sir...over 2u smiley
Romance › Hello People, Please is this normal or natural? PLEASE ADVISE!! by MrCork(op): 11:40am On Jul 17, 2024
M.O.D....FRONT PAGE PLEASE!


I have only juss noticed I havent $hit in 3 days. ....Any doctors/nurse in the house & is this nomal or natural?

MATURE CONTRIBUTION PLS!!
Romance › Re: Man Shares His Deliverance From Homosexuality by MrCork: 8:46am On Jul 17, 2024
dawnomike:
One bro is back, many more to return
Dont wooory, Jeon should show up on this thread any moment from now...he another known nairaland faggggot pretending to be female.
Just wait!!

For some reason, dumb steewpid people on nairaland tink they talking to a female...the nigggger is male sir(watch oout) smiley
Romance › Re: How To Make Money (pic) by MrCork: 12:14pm On Jul 16, 2024
Henry2405:
No short way to make money, work ooo free money no dey again
Olosho job is easier sir!! (No oofencse) angry
Romance › Re: I'm A Bloody Civilian by MrCork: 10:31pm On Jul 15, 2024
ayjay45:
angry

I was chatting with a soldier I met recently online and I asked him to help me buy a gun and he asked me who are u? Are u a solider or a police? Who are u?

And I replied I am a bloody civilian
Brother...is it possssible to replace yor brain wit battary sir?.....u so dumb its unbilifable lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: What’s The Big Deal In Cheating In A Relationship? by MrCork: 10:30pm On Jul 15, 2024
ayjay45:
What’s the big deal? Why do people act like it’s a big deal.
Yoruba demon I Dey fuūck anything
U sir are so so dumb..its naturally unbilifable...very dumb man(((no oofencse))) smiley
Romance › Re: Tempted To Steal 18+ by MrCork: 10:29pm On Jul 15, 2024
ayjay45:
First lemme start by saying I’m not from a poor family but I want to buy fancy stuff like Ferrari and Lamborghini
The urge to steal is stronger everyday
Pls advise
The gooid news is u will all ways remain a newsance on nairaland sir!!!((no oofencse))) smiley
Romance › Re: Ladies What’s This Supposed To Mean (pics) by MrCork: 10:27pm On Jul 15, 2024
ayjay45:
See below
Yestaday...8 people say yor head is not corrrrrect. I defended u...the gooood news sir is yor head is not corrrrect & u mentaly retaded...offficialy!!!((((THANK ME LATER)))) smiley
Health › Re: Young Man Commits Suicide In Gombe (Photos) by MrCork: 9:49pm On Jul 15, 2024
[quote author= post=130976097]Source: https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2024/7/young-man-commits-sucide-in-gombe-2.html[/quote]YOU HOMEBASE PEOPLE ARE SO So STEEEEEWPID & DUMB HAS F***K...........DID U NEED TO POST PHOTO OF DEAD THING??.....THA FUK IS WRONG WIT U MOFOS!!!!!(((no oofencse)))) angry

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