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Romance › Re: Nairalanders, My Wife Wants To Destroy Our Marriage Ohh!!! by MrCork: 12:32pm On Jul 25, 2024
A4alpha:
There is not like jokingly here, he should confront the MF and warn him to stay away and never ever give lift, make sure this warning is recorded, you might need it later. Men should learn to maintain boundary and don't cross the redline. Op that's (most) women for you, they try to downplay their idiocy making it look less an offence cos that's their current state of mind as they try to filter, digest and validate their next line of action while hanging onto an excuse to finally cheat. heating her to her means validation and a big push to fall into the MF hands.
Journey of a 100 miles start with one step, from dropping her off to picking her from your house and next show of effection to her family in other to win her over. Note, the easiest way to a woman's heart is through her children (just be kind and friendly with her kids then identify with the husband).

Her eye don dey outside already just watch and monitor her to find good ground to finally dump her arse. Meanwhile hitting her is so wrong and it's totally foolish to do so. you fit woza her a life changing hot slap or two then bounce and go somewhere and chill.
Mr Toto......biko.....go bacccccto bed please!!!!((((no ooofencsse)))) angry
Romance › Re: Nairalanders, My Wife Wants To Destroy Our Marriage Ohh!!! by MrCork: 12:31pm On Jul 25, 2024
Surface2AirToto:
Nairalanders, please help me ohh, my wife wants to destroy our marriage and she sees nothing wrong in what she's doing.

It's been two weeks now since the first day a guy at her place of work started dropping her off with his car when they close from work. First it was just dropping her off after work, now it has graduated and the same said guy has started picking her up from our marital home. I asked what was it all about and if she knew and told the guy she was married with a child, she said I just like to read meaning to little things and that the guy was just a friend, i kept calm ohh, until on Tuesday she came home with pringles and malt and said the guy said she should give me. We had a serious argument that turned physical and she has refused to talk to me ever since, no longer cooks before she leaves home anymore, even our baby she barely gives attention. Please Nairalanders i need your advice because i don't want to do what's in my mind right now because somebody might get hurt.
angry
Romance › Re: I Don't Want Children by MrCork: 7:49am On Jul 25, 2024
Leemzyy:
Hmmm go marry and stop spoiling people's daughter
angry
Politics › Re: One Nigeria Is Impossible by MrCork: 11:08pm On Jul 24, 2024
Prettygirl200:
I had a dream that Nigeria was divided and it was so real, frankly speaking one Nigeria is not working, we have tried to love each other, we've tried to remain united but each time we try the northeners are always against it, since we have tried this method for deacades and it isn't working then division is the best option.
Imagine a country with over 300 tribes, a country that one part of it's region opresses the other, a country where there's isn't love you expect that country to be one and grow? NO!!!

A wrong foundation has been laid already by the colonies and the only way to correct it is through division, the northerners feel they love themselves so much and they also feel they are entitled to everything in this nation therefore it's better they go their way so they can use that entitlement mentality and religious bigotry to rule themselves.
The igobos should also get their own country, I know and I believe they will do absolutely well if they form their own nation bc they are intelligent people. The yorubas too since most of them are divided amongst themselves it's also better they go their way. While we the south will do well and manage our oil well.
This is just the thought have always had and have always wished for, if this forthcoming election is rigged there might be war and it will cause the division cause we already know who the winner is ,have had this dreams severally. If it's not rigged and the man that the youths wants emerges he will rule and after his tenure this division will still happen, WHY? Bc ONENESS isn't WORKING!! This is my thoughts and wishes don't know about you!!!
Darling please please please i beg u..can i nak u?i will give u 20k cash for free. I beg u?.i swaaar i will pay u cash
Romance › Re: Fuckmate Needed Pls by MrCork: 11:06pm On Jul 24, 2024
Onitemhi:
Need a fuckmaate in osogbo

Buzz me up here 08101814258

WhatsApp and call
Ask Jeon sir
..jeon is .a known nairaland male faggggot who pretends to be female.......the fagggot should show up on yor thread any moment from now sir.
Pls watch out!!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: You Earn N800k Monthly In Lagos With A Remote Job. Help! by MrCork: 9:20pm On Jul 24, 2024
[quote author=AngelSlay post=130669264][/quote]Helko and how do u do please.
I am a movie produsar & i work for holllywood & noliwood & we lookin for beautiful actress to fly down for audition
So please can u quickly send me, only me, yor full naaaked picture so i can sheck if u are fit for the actress position please.
Pls let it be a full size naaaked picture showing all angles please.
And please hurrrry please like send it now please? . I hav moiney wink
Romance › Re: Send Me Your Confession by MrCork:
AngelSlay:
You don't even know how to write good English.
Can u spek english? may i remind u that u talking to a londoner & that sinse u never beeeento london, u muss show respet to a londoner..
Do u even no were baker street or pakam is?
Do u even no wot hethrow airport is?? ((no oofencse) angry
Romance › Re: Send Me Your Confession by MrCork: 3:35pm On Jul 24, 2024
AngelSlay:
You an idiot. How is it a scam link
1. Yor name is Angelslake....is that yor real name? ..thats yor scammmmer name.

2.. u are full bloooded male pretending to be female...& yor stattus show a pictures of ugly female....of couse u r fake

3. For u askin why yor link is a scams means u a scammmarist!! angry

4. You clearly homebase & never beeento london...fake man angry

5.. u cannnot spek good english & u use provab intead of nous...fake

This are the qualitys of fakenwnn....and sooory to expose u sir!! smiley
Romance › Re: I Don't Want Children by MrCork: 3:05pm On Jul 24, 2024
aisha1314:
Is it ok that I regularly tell people I don't ever want children because pregnancy and motherhood disgust me to the core?
Can I spit at people who judge me?
Sweet hat...if i yansh u ones..truss me...u will hav 3 childrens tonight. U want?? cheesy
Romance › Re: Send Me Your Confession by MrCork: 3:03pm On Jul 24, 2024
AngelSlay:
Kindly send me your confession

https://ngl(.)link/larry68643/confessions
^^^^SCAM LINK....DO NOT CLICK!!
Romance › Re: Nairaland Is At Its Lowest. by MrCork: 11:46am On Jul 24, 2024
meobizy:
The owner has lost all motivation to operate the business and the moderators are trying everything within their power to keep things afloat. The front page topics reflect this trend.

If you want your topic to hit front page, now is the best time. You may not get this opportunity in future. Contact one of the moderators and bribe the person.

I do not care for my topics receiving mass attention. I decided to lay this cheat code to those interested.
^^story


Anyways!!! angry
Meobizy...babe...Can u imagine? ?
One nairaland babe call Mercisharelove
text me sayin i should stop toastin u becuzz her yansh is way bigger pass yors...she even claim her yansh is heavier in kilogrammmes pass u.
.pls slap her face when u see am. Tell her we fine & we dont need her!!!! angry
Romance › Re: Inspired You Will See Far by MrCork: 11:41am On Jul 24, 2024
[quote author= post=131115448]Love you LORD, HOLIEST SPIRIT CHRIST JESUS, everything you do is perfect and I am more than excited you choose us to speak THE VOICE OF THE 7TH HEAVENS hallelujah hallelujah hallelujah hallelujah hallelujah hallelujah hallelujah.[/quote]Can u imagine?
One nairaland babe call meobizy text me sayin i should stop toastin u becuzz her yansh is way bigger pass yors....pls slap her face when u see am. Tell her we fine & we dont need her!!!! angry
Romance › Re: Why Does My GF Want To Abort The Baby?? by MrCork: 8:54am On Jul 24, 2024
paxx:
She keeps on telling me she wants to have abortion even though I said I would support her 100%...
Is she lightskin? angry
Romance › Re: Why Does My GF Want To Abort The Baby?? by MrCork: 8:54am On Jul 24, 2024
paxx:
She keeps on telling me she wants to have abortion even though I said I would support her 100%...
angry
Romance › Re: Two Thousand Naira Giveaway To Those Who Need It by MrCork: 8:51am On Jul 24, 2024
Nataliace:
I know that times are hard now and some people finds it difficult to feed.

I am inspired to do this because I have met alot of people who finds it very difficult to feed. How can I contribute my own quota to the society and extend hand of help to those who are far? This is the means to reach out to the needy.

I will be giving N2000 to each person who's in need and shows interest. Please note that this giveaway is strictly limited to the ones who can't feed themselves regularly. Also note that I can't give you more than N2000 regardless of your financial challenges. Also note that you may not get it immediately I get to hear from you.


Make sure you quote me here before you send me pm. I will not entertain anyone who pm me without quoting me here.


Thank you.
BROTHER....STOP ENCOURAAAGING BEGGGGARS & LAZZZZZY SCAMBOMATICK YOUTH ON NAIRALAND..........NO BODY WANT YOR 419 YAHOO MOINEY...STOP THIS $HIT!!!!!!((((no ooofencse)))) angry
Romance › Re: Two Thousand Naira Giveaway To Those Who Need It by MrCork: 8:49am On Jul 24, 2024
Nataliace:
I know that times are hard now and some people finds it difficult to feed.

I am inspired to do this because I have met alot of people who finds it very difficult to feed. How can I contribute my own quota to the society and extend hand of help to those who are far? This is the means to reach out to the needy.

I will be giving N2000 to each person who's in need and shows interest. Please note that this giveaway is strictly limited to the ones who can't feed themselves regularly. Also note that I can't give you more than N2000 regardless of your financial challenges. Also note that you may not get it immediately I get to hear from you.


Make sure you quote me here before you send me pm. I will not entertain anyone who pm me without quoting me here.


Thank you.
angry
Romance › Re: M.0.D/ Seun Osewa: Kindly Ban Begggging For Money On Nairaland!!!!!!!!!! by MrCork(op): 7:09pm On Jul 23, 2024
StPete:
One beggar spotted above 😑
He is a known beggar. They have requested to get him banned
Romance › M.0.D/ Seun Osewa: Kindly Ban Begggging For Money On Nairaland!!!!!!!!!! by MrCork(op): 6:24pm On Jul 23, 2024
FRONT PAGE PLEASE!!!!!! angry


REAL MEN DONT BEG AND THIS IS GETTING IRRITATING ON NAIRALAND.....MEN CREATING THREADS TO BEG FOR MOINEY...WTF.

THIS IS SO EMBARASSSING ITS UNBILIVABLE...EVEN FEMALES DO NOT CREATE SUCH YAGAYAGA DAMBOLISTICK THREADS

THIS DOES NOT SPEAK WELL OF NIGERIA AND M.O.D MUST ACT ASAP.....PLEASE BAN THOSE WHO CREATING BEGGGING THREADS AND DELETE THERE THREADS. THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN....NO MORE BEGGING..NO MORE BEGGGERS....BEGGERS MUST GO!!!!!!!!! (((no oofeincse)) angry



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Romance › Re: Money Can't Buy Love by MrCork: 3:06pm On Jul 23, 2024
OT2024:
"Tayo, I'm on my way," T.K, my brother, called out from the sitting room.

It was Monday morning and the time was about five a.m. He always said this Monday to Friday, about the same time. T.K was on his way to work on Lagos Island and he must leave home early. He was a chartered accountant with an audit firm, while I, his junior brother, was still jobless.

I left the bedroom, went to the sitting room, and followed him to the exit door to the apartment.

"Have a nice day at work, brother," I said, wishing him well.

He nodded and smiled. That was one good thing about him. He was always looking jovial.

"Have a nice day too," he said.

I locked the door after he had gone and returned to the bedroom. It was a two-bedroom apartment and I was 'privileged' to be given a room.

I knew sleep would not come again that morning. I would just loiter in bed until I would get up to take my bath.

I intended to go out that morning in search of a job. I did this regularly. At twenty-five and a graduate, I was still searching for work two years after graduation. I had read Economics and I had always believed that in spite of all the obstacles and economic travails bedevilling Nigeria, I would get a befitting job. I never stopped believing that.

By eight o'clock that morning, I was set to leave the apartment. I was dressed in casual jeans and t-shirt. In my hand was a black folder in which I kept photocopies of my credentials.

Today must be very good for me by the power of almighty God, I said in my heart. I indeed believed something good would happen that that as I stepped out of the house.
angry
Romance › Re: Are There Men Like Me ?? by MrCork: 2:57pm On Jul 23, 2024
Bongadu:
I do not watch Indecency, dont jerk off, im not gay , haven't had any sexual encounter and still a virgin


Are there any men like me here??
You a role model sir...congrats! undecided
Romance › Re: Are There Men Like Me ?? by MrCork: 2:56pm On Jul 23, 2024
Bongadu:
I do not watch Indecency, dont jerk off, im not gay , haven't had any sexual encounter and still a virgin


Are there any men like me here??
angry
Romance › Re: I Heard Nigerian Grannies Dont Where Bra And Pant Again!!! What The Hell!!!!! by MrCork: 12:06pm On Jul 23, 2024
OndoRaph:
In as much as Knightred is trying hard not to be noticed as MrCork, it's becoming apparently more glaring.

This guy had my respect for his consistency with his writing technique.

Mechanic Mike aka Knightred aka MrCork, what happened to you?

Because you seem to have lost a very sensitive part of your biology
Son..again, I am not that scum; Knightred.
Knightred is a senseless eeeediot seeking for fame & attension..i aint. Please apply common sense & pls dont mix us up..I AM NOT THAT BASSTARD SIR!!! angry
Romance › Re: Should I Open A Panties Store by MrCork: 11:37am On Jul 23, 2024
Knightred:
I think i should open a pant storeundecided

Maybe it will help the economyundecided
YOU SHALL ALWAYS REMAIN A VILLAGE eeeeediot WITH YOUR dumb eeeeediotick THREADS FOR EVER & EVER.....AMEN!!!!


...and we expect your usual dumb reply!!
Romance › Re: I Heard Nigerian Grannies Dont Where Bra And Pant Again!!! What The Hell!!!!! by MrCork: 10:19am On Jul 23, 2024
Knightred:
angry angry angry
The good news for everyone is yor head clearly not corrrrect & we be loooosing you very soon sir.......earth is full!!(((THANK ME LATER))))
Romance › Re: I Heard Nigerian Grannies Dont Where Bra And Pant Again!!! What The Hell!!!!! by MrCork: 9:18am On Jul 23, 2024
Knightred:
Who are they trying to tomentundecided

They should be thinking about heaven not disgusting things like not wearing pant and braundecided

I dont think they still gat pumped boobies right?undecided
YOU JUST BEEN VOTED OFFICIAL 2024 ATTENTION SEEKING RETARDICK NUISANCE OF NAIRALAND WIT YOUR SENSELESS THREADS......CONGRATS!!
Romance › Re: Please What Skills Can You Teach For People For Free. by MrCork: 9:15am On Jul 23, 2024
Sunnyrado:
Please what skills would you be able to reach people for free..
Thank you
Kung fu sir!! angry
Romance › Re: If You Know This British Comedian And The Wife ,then You Are A Legend by MrCork: 9:56pm On Jul 22, 2024
guobe:
In my childhood, this was one of the funniest actor I loved watching.
The guy was so funny and hilarious 😂.
Loved watching his series way back.
Mr Spencer of some mother do have them with his beautiful wife that he doesn't allow to rest.
Every time Betty,Betty,Betty.
Lol.
Gabriel..You never beeento london....so were did u no him from sir!!!(((no oofense)))) angry

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