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bewla:
Ha mo gbe
So bob risky get descendents in all network

bewla:
Commendable

saintbillion:
Over the years, relationships and love have undergone several stages and transformation.
I remember during my secondary days wooing a lady, u need to write the best of letters.

saintbillion:
Over the years, relationships and love have undergone several stages and transformation.
I remember during my secondary days wooing a lady, u need to write the best of letters.

CyrusVI:
How do they give people nails?
What do u mean Mr Cork

CyrusVI:
How do they give people nails?
What do u mean Mr Cork

wumi2017:
Pele o 🤣

siofra:
He dey burst my brain ☺️☺️☺️ oh my God!!



Especially the bolded.
I know it's for a dead loved one, but I also think it captures reuniting with someone you love very much.

Just yesterday I was very angry with him, I swore I'd never talk to him again but today he touched me🥺🥺 I started melting like palm oil on hot fire. You people didn't tell me it's like this o! God help me😭

Preciousgirl:
1. Man that cuts finished toothpaste tube to use
2.man that can't cook
3. Man that can't last 45 minutes in bed
4. Man that has a baldhead
5. Man with yellow teeth
6.man with mouth odour
7.man that doesn't have at least 1000 dollars in his count
8.vegetarian man
9.man whose poo smells too bad
10 man that licks pussssy
111.bowlegged man
12. MMan I am taller than



The above are disqualified

Preciousgirl:
1. Man that cuts finished toothpaste tube to use
2.man that can't cook
3. Man that can't last 45 minutes in bed
4. Man that has a baldhead
5. Man with yellow teeth
6.man with mouth odour
7.man that doesn't have at least 1000 dollars in his count
8.vegetarian man
9.man whose poo smells too bad
10 man that licks pussssy
111.bowlegged man
12. MMan I am taller than



The above are disqualified

2buffagain:
Lol @ Instagram slay queens based in Naija trying to strike up conversations with diasporan African men. What do we have in common? We know why you are reaching out. We will not save you.

When we were begging you people to vote with sense in this past election you said no, Tinubu's satchet garri is what will make you sell your destiny.

I have already said I will not send anybody back in naija any help. May this hunger make you people do the needful.

You know where these so-called leaders live. Put fear into their hearts. Raid their palaces. Loot their storehouses. Destroy their false sense of security as they live amongst the hungry obedient dogs they believe you to be.

They are not human. Show them what human rage looks like.

Seunpapa65:
RED FOR SICKLE CELL

It's World Sickle Cell Day and Red is the sickle cell colour
Today is world sickle cell day.
Let's make the world a better place by spreading awareness.
Let people marry the right genotype just so we can end this scourge.
Peace to the warriors who struggle everyday to survive.
Peace to our caregivers who stand behind us through the stormy nights and days.
Blessing's to y'all. ❤
My prayers to those who lost their lives in the struggle.🙏🏾🕊️
And more encouragement to all the caregivers.
Let's check our genotype before marriage love is not enough 💔

#redforsicklecell
#sicklecellcelebs
#worldsicklecellday

Seunpapa65:
RED FOR SICKLE CELL

It's World Sickle Cell Day and Red is the sickle cell colour
Today is world sickle cell day.
Let's make the world a better place by spreading awareness.
Let people marry the right genotype just so we can end this scourge.
Peace to the warriors who struggle everyday to survive.
Peace to our caregivers who stand behind us through the stormy nights and days.
Blessing's to y'all. ❤
My prayers to those who lost their lives in the struggle.🙏🏾🕊️
And more encouragement to all the caregivers.
Let's check our genotype before marriage love is not enough 💔

#redforsicklecell
#sicklecellcelebs
#worldsicklecellday

shaybebaby:
You might need to reach out to that uncle of yours looking for a house help.

siofra:
Shut up abeg!
Guys that say this are very broke or a little bit comfortable.

You can never hear a truly rich and sensible man say the rubbish above me 🙄

There's nothing difficult in giving money to another person.

Your brokeness and stinginess is nauseating ewwww🤢🤮

Bliztzer:
Olosho dey give receipt?
Jigolo dey give invoice ?

Knightred:
Dont worry mrcork,As long as u have 250 million dollar$$ u are going to settle down with my toillet maid sir

Knightred:
dude,why cant u stay on your level,must u impress me

Am sure u dont have the money to fvck my toilet maid

cause her weekly salary can take care of your family for a year

Knightred:
why dont u give me yours first




By the way,what the heck is 15,000 naira. is that a national currency cause i have never heard of it


CELEB SPEND ONLY DOLLARS

Knightred:
so u pay for pussi,how much

Cause i have never heard of poor people paying for sex
Poor people beg for sex,so stay on your lane CELEB ADVICE

Knightred:
so brainless,so u collect receipt after sex
Your family must be really soaked in povertyNo wonder you always thinking stupidly







So stupid

RollinTNDA:
I knack one babe last night
Today she started bombarding me with messages on Whatsapp about " What are we?"

She wrote " Are we dating or are we having fun"
"Please define what we are doing so I know where to channel my heart"

ruggedboych:
mumu man fake short broke londoner

Mercisharelove:
From Russian federation besides arcte circle cold ice sea, besides bearing sea, way to Alaska USA waters, wheeling down to Aleutian islands sliding up to the golf of Alaska crossing over to wrestling, together with the border force of Davson and McPherson, the Canadians towns and villages, oh my GOD ALMIGHTIEST we declare peace, joy and light of CHRIST shines excessively in these areas hallelujah, Christ is LORD of every creature, hallelujah BY THE HOLIEST GHOST reign massively right now in these towns and the people. LORD, feed the hungry and filled the thirsty CHRIST JESUS SAVIOUR...


Going to Canada massive towns and areas, joining forces with USA, massive states coming together to form God's nation, Sliding down to the North Pacific Ocean, down to Tropic of cancer. We declare the victory of CHRIST in these water bodies joining forces with the tropic of Capricorn, leaving no land deeper in the south Shetland to Antarctic peninsula, down to Weddell sea flowing in the bottom of Antarctica, Wilkes land.


Travelling up to Mexico cities crossing over to the golf of Mexico, in the creeks of Miam to Gd Abaco to the Bahamas to Dominica republic, rushing down to Puerto Rico, with the border towns of Trinidad Tobago arriving at Venezuela, going on to the Caribbean sea, setting off to the Jamaica cultural towns and people, along Haiti, to Costa Rica down to Panama, and Colombia rich cities , staying put up at Ecuador cities and towns hallelujah, way to Peru and standing in the massive cities in Brazil , stopping over at Bolivia , sliding down to Peru and seeing the vast south Pacific Ocean, and the tropic of Capricorn , massive water bodies swaddling over these countries, LORD CHRIST JESUS, BY THE HOLIEST SPIRIT we speak calmness. Let there be calmness right now hallelujah hallelujah hallelujah.

Wheeling down to Santiago arriving at the centre of Argentina big cities and going down to the seas of Ushusia, cape horn, it will be very difficult to cross the south Atlantic ocean right now because the water is pouring down from north Atlantic ocean travelling down you will certainly arrive at the African waterfront ways of south Africa hallelujah.

These are at the centre of the world, yet undiscovered, we will pray for them specifically and travel through each country in Africa and declare what follows hallelujah hallelujah hallelujah hallelujah hallelujah hallelujah hallelujah.

And so, this is our mission for today, focus on the big prize 🏆, it's not about you, it's all about HIM CHRIST, who humbled himself to a criminal death to complete the mission of recovery the whole world and its people.

We are praying right now, praying and settling issues, in the earth, hallelujah hallelujah hallelujah, are you thirsty and hungry? hallelujah hallelujah hallelujah.


So, we will travel through the world. Pray and take charge and celebrate victory because you see, we have been chosen for specific tasks and we should be faithful to perform up-to-date, maximum results hallelujah hallelujah hallelujah...


1 Peter 2:9 But ye are a chosen generation, a royal priesthood, an holy nation, a peculiar people; that ye should shew forth the praises of him who hath called you out of darkness into his marvellous light:



2:10 Which in time past were not a people, but are now the people of GOD ALMIGHTIEST: which had not obtained MERCY, but now have obtained mercy. Hallelujah hallelujah hallelujah hallelujah hallelujah hallelujah hallelujah.


We will travel to every inch of the world 🌎 and pray and present CHRIST JESUS BY THE HOLIEST SPIRIT to them and bless the world world hallelujah!

Genesis 12:3 And I will bless them that bless thee, and curse him that curseth thee: and in thee shall all families of the earth be blessed. Hallelujah hallelujah hallelujah.


Travelling around the whole world projects hallelujah hallelujah hallelujah, praying and making way for the KING 👑 of kings to rapture his church.

We are another way makers appointed in the office of John the baptist for higher dimensions hallelujah hallelujah hallelujah.

If hug, kissss, extra hug & sexxxxc is include...AM AVAILABLE!!!!!

EmiDon11:
While you all are here trolling each other, I was busy having some romantic video calls with my Korean baddie.
These girls are very small in size😂
She's trying to teach me Korean (which I do pretend that I'm learning, while I have zero interest)

And I teach her pidgin English too
Love is so sweet.

Nigerian girls are not romantic atall

BABANGBALI:
N1million a month doesn’t sufficiently cover Imade’s needs” – Sophia Momodu tells Davido’s father in released Whatsapp conversation; netizens react

Sophia Momodu isn’t taking her custody battle with singer Davido slightly as she has released a WhatsApp conversation between her and the singer’s father, Adedeji Adeleke.

In the chat, Sophia Momodu had responded to Davido’s father suggestion that Imade spend 2023 Christmas with his family. Still, she declined, stating that she already had her plans for her daughter. Sophia stated that she won’t need at least 2 months’ notice, as well as Davido’s carrying out his responsibilities to enable her allow Imade spend Christmas with them in the future.

Replying to her message, Davido’s father has expressed understanding in her wish as he noted how the notice was short. However, he emphasised that for Imade’s well-being, she and Davido must have joint custody of their daughter. He assured her that Davido would continue to carry out his responsibilities, such as paying her school fees and lesson fees, paying N1 million monthly upkeep, paying her medical fees and contributing N5 million towards her accommodation.

Sophia had responded, informing him that those mentioned above weren’t enough to cover Imade’s needs sufficiently.

Reacting to it, some expressed disappointment at how the billionaire father was dragged into their drama, while others questioned how N1 million isn’t enough for Imade’s upkeep.

One Kemi Bal wrote, “That was a very disrespectful text to send to David’s father

One Chivo Anderson wrote, “She said paying her fees, monthly rent of N5million and 1million upkeep doesn’t cover Imade’s needs. How much does she contribute?

One Rhukieee wrote, “I really hate that family issues are brought online

One Debby Whyt wrote, “1 million isn’t enough to feed Imade monthly? Sophia thinks Davido needs to be catering for her as well as her daughter

One Helen Daniel Lolo wrote, “Even Daddy is asking for joint custody, but being a mean person, she refused

One The Obii wrote, “Even Davido’s father is telling you that joint custody is the best. Keep her. Time will tell

One Miss Nogie wrote, “Wetin Imade dey eat, wey she go dey spend 1m?

One Ade Xo Xo wrote, “Davido’s dad is such a humble man, and he doesn’t deserve to have his chats plastered online tho”.

Kemi Filani reported that a few days before Davido’s traditional wedding to Chioma, Davido had filed a suit, seeking joint custody of his daughter, as he claimed Sophia was denying him access to her and extorting money from him. Sophia had responded to the suit, debunking his claims, as she revealed that Davido had never made any attempt to meet with Imade and had abandoned her because she refused to have sex with him.

In new reports from their ongoing custody battle, Sophia had filed a 102-paragraph affidavit to oppose the singer seeking joint custody of their daughter, citing reasons such as the death of his son, Ifeanyi, his controversial lifestyle and his love for using their daughter to get back at her as reasons for opposing him.

Reacting to it, Davido noted how Sophia was constantly bringing up the death of his child at any point to remind them of the tragedy that haunts them every day of their lives. The singer noted how his daughter would grow up to know he fought for him.

What is your opinion on this.

#reels #you #foryoupageシ



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Agozskey:
My people, I am.bothered about the decision my sister is taking... This is my twin sister she is 23years old... I am here in Lagos while she is schooling in Enugu... Now, she called our mom telling her dat she has found someone who wants to marry her, we were happy, I didn't have any problem with that... You know on a norms, I asked my sister about this man and what I heard didn't sit well with me at all... I am among those guys dat believe in a good healthy relationship dat grows with positivity I am against gold digging... But, unfortunately my blood sister is exhibiting gold digging.
The man in question she wants to marry is a man who is not fully separated from his wife and this man is in his 40s and has three kids already, but he is rich and that was what attracted my sister to him I know, but I am not in support... My mom as well is not in support, our younger bro is also not in support, but my sister has made up her mind🤦🏾‍♂️... She doesn't know what she is getting herself into...

Omo, naija girls sha

Lyrics269:
Na lack of orgasm make your mama born goat like you