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Deprincess4321:
i am who i am,i am my boyfriends baby...

Deprincess4321:
i am who i am,i am my boyfriends baby...

Deprincess4321:
dem send u? Answer,,,dis tin wr u talk,make my boyfriend no jst catch u sha,cuz u go explain tire

Deprincess4321:
like who? Dem send u?

Deprincess4321:
like who? Dem send u?

OT2024:
She smiled in delight. “That will be good. That will be very good.”

“But there is something I must say too,” I put in.

“What is it?”

I allowed a meaningful pause, sipping more juice. “I don’t believe in just boyfriend/girlfriend stuff. I believe in serious relationship, a long lasting relationship.”

I smiled briefly. “Above all, I believe in sex only in marriage. Premarital or extramarital sex, to me, is no, no, no. I will give a lot of caresses, mind blowing ones, but the physical activity will not go beyond that.”

I stared at her face to read her reaction. At first, she appeared shocked by what I said. Then she broke into a long laughter.

“No premarital sex? No sex? Tell me you’re joking, Tayo.”

I smiled at her laughter. So, she thought I was joking? No, she was wrong.

“I’m serious, madam. It’s a policy I love and want to continue with. There will be no sex until we are legally married.”

She saw my seriousness and stared at me. “You’re really serious?”

I nodded emphatically. “Yes, I am.”

“Does that mean you can marry a woman like me – a woman much older than yourself?”

“Of course. Once love develops in the course of the relationship, the target is marriage.”

She stood up from the dining-table and moved to a seat in the sitting-room. She appeared thinking over what I said. I decided to allow her to take her time.

I washed my hands, dried it with the table cloth, took the last sip from the juice and went to join her in the sitting-room. I however took a seat opposite her.

“No man had I ever told me what you said,” she blurted out musingly. “Do you really mean all these? Please, stop hyping me.”

I smiled genially at her. “I mean everything I just said.”

She shook her head. “No, that’s unbelievable. Are you saying if I offer you sex right now, you will say no?”

“Definitely.”

She shook her head again. “No, you can’t be serious.”

She stood up. “Give me one minute.” She left the sitting room. I wondered what she was up to. A minute later, she was back. There was a wad of five hundred naira notes in her hand. She dropped it on the center table.

“That money and a lot more is for you if you can do one simple thing. It’s a favour from me to you, take that money and take me. Yes, I mean it and I’m saying it boldly, I’m all yours right now.”

“What an offer! What a beautiful offer. If taking you is to caress your lovely body, I am in. But if it goes beyond that, count me out.”

I smiled, stood up and walked towards the money. It was crisp and new. I dropped it back on the table and walked towards her.

“You’re very beautiful, madam,” I said. I pulled her up to her feet and kissed her. A knowing smile was on her face as she promptly wrapped her hands around my neck.

I kissed her again, long, deep and breath-taking. It was electrifying and I really felt I was doing all these to a desirable woman. Her body was very soft against mine.

She was some inches shorter and her forehead was where my mouth was. I could feel her big breasts against my mid-rift. I could vividly feel the beating of her heart.

Then, I disengaged from her.

"You have to take me completely," she said gently. "I won't settle for anything less."

I shook my head. “I’m sorry, but what I said still stands; what I said about believing that there should be no premarital sex. It’s a belief I’m not going to discard for anything in this world.”

She looked at me in a shock and flopped back on her seat.

I took some steps away from her. It was now few minutes to ten. “I really want to thank you for the sumptuous meal. Thank you so much for the opportunity to hold you lovingly – and the kiss. I will give you time to think about what I said. I’m ready to give you time to decide if I’m really suitable for you. For now, I will like to take my leave. Thanks for everything.”

I was about to turn and go.

“Wait. Let me ask you this: do you have any feeling for me at all?” she asked.

Beremx:
Why should they protest? Are they hungry? Let people who voted for Tinubu come out and protest. Na dem dey hungry. We will be busy in our shops doing business. We can't afford to lose customers because of protest.

Igbo amaka jare!!

Mcslize:
MrCork is what we call fake it till you make it. Poor people too dey brag Cho Cho Cho Cho.

ayjay45:
I will kill u mrcork
Basstard

akeeng:
Ignore that dude. He’s boring. 🥱

Knightred:
Mrcork Mrcork Mrcork!!!!
U are a funny guy

10 mentions!!!

dude,u are so funny

seem's u want to beg from me again
How much do u want

Knightred:
am sure your mother died under a prick

Tell me, is the prick darkskin or lightskin(your fave)

CELEB TRYING TO HELP

Knightred:
so u mean u need money for your mother burial right

Dude,Am not ur family,so i ain't got any problem if your mother is dead

So stop mentioning me,i ain't got your time

Knightred:
Mrcork Mrcork Mrcork!!!!
U are a funny guy

10 mentions!!!

dude,u are so funny

seem's u want to beg from me again
How much do u want

Knightred:
Anyone with size 10 panties pls
cause i gat u a present

Knightred:
Who the hell invented bra and panties

Knightred:
Me and my celebrity friend had an issue but as a matured man , i told him to let us go to the biggest club in birmingham (POPWORLD) to ease our minds, me and my celebrity friend entered the club and we ordered some expensive drink worth 5000$ each.
And i went to pee, before i came back, guess what HE HAS OPENED MY DRINK AND I ALSO SAW HIM PUTTING SOMETHING IN MY DRINK, i asked him why, he said he just felt like opening my drink and he was trying to put sugar in my drink

What a change of attiude
THIS WHY I LOVE CELEBRITY FRIENDS
but on second thoughts
i don't like sugar in my drink

should i drink it for love
(pls advise)

Knightred:
why do their pinkypunny smell awful.
Can't they wash it cause it stinks

Knightred:
LADIES
Happy nude day to all ladies and my fans on nairaland,i know u love me and i love u too,i wish u good life and more blessing on this good day and more blessing on this good day and more pricks in advance

TO MEN
Why is it that u guys dont gat respect for celeb,I know u guys love me but why is it so hard to say
Anyways i wish all men happy nude day, more pussy to lick,more arss to fvck,more boobies to suck and more panties to tear

God will see us through this blessed day and no evil pussi will befall us

HAPPY NUDE DAY TO ALL NAIRALANDERS


»JH«

Knightred:
So u guys are trying to tell me that no one gat size 11 panties

Knightred:
{AS A CELEB}
I woke up this morning to eat and went to one of the biggest bar in america as usual ((smile))
Then i saw this darkskin lady so beautiful i went to her place as a celeb
She was very happy to see me, i put 1000$ in her darkskin boobs and 2000$ in her darkskin ass oh lord my hands were grateful
But am starting to regret,i think i should have nyashed her
DID I ACT STUPIDLY ?? pls enlighten
»JH«

Knightred:
I have been dreaming about pussies lately



Sometimes,i even see women pussi without even taking off there pant


Hope am okay

Knightred:
I think i should open a pant store

Maybe it will help the economy

Knightred:
Who are they trying to toment

They should be thinking about heaven not disgusting things like not wearing pant and bra

I dont think they still gat pumped boobies right?

ayjay45:
Where cn I get tattoo removed

ayjay45:

BaddieFreak:
So you haven’t changed, you are still behaving like a three year old.

ruggedboy01:
So you are not only foolish but a tribalist too

You are pathetic loser, fake foolish broke Londoner

BaddieFreak:
I visited the sexuality section today for the first time since I registered. I was not expecting to be shocked until I saw various comments and topics by guys talking/enquiring about looking for hookups in the core North and of course it shocked me. I mean for a region that always want us to believe that they are morally just and the others ain't, I was shocked and I don't mean to criticize the North just an observation.


I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT SHARIA LAW IS FOR THE POOR AND NOT THE RICH

meobizy:
What was I expecting from children of the lowest caste.

JustPowerApps:
It depends on the bicycle wey you dey ride, if it is sports bicycle for exercise, nothing do you

Negroid001:
In the annals of human race, wealth acquisition is hardly ever a straight, decent or neat road.

But Nigeria’s case is pretty funnier. So permit me to write my own textbook on “Wealth in Nigeria”. If I have your permission, then THANKS.

You become wealthy in Nigeria either by creating it through rigorous entrepreneurial adventures, most of them crooked somehow, BUT AT LEAST YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING.

Or by direct, effortless (or next to no effort) ‘grabbing’ of wealth by virtue of your ethnic, religious or political vantage.

The Hausa/Fulanis are the wealthiest in Nigeria by direct, effortless, grabbing of wealth. AND THAT IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL AND EVERY PROBLEM NIGERIA IS FACING TODAY.

The Hausa/Fulanis own far more oil wells in the Niger-Delta oil belt, far, far more than any other ethnic group in Nigeria. In fact, most of the oil well billionaires in the North do not even know the geographical locations of the oil wells that they are reaping billions from. It's just as simple as collecting the oil lease allocation papers from the government and reselling the papers to oil companies. And billions start rolling in.

Major General Sanni Abacha (of morbid infamy) killed Ken Saro Wiwa due to the desire of Ogoni people to challenge the status quo. That brought in unending militancy to the region.

Fat government contracts only go to the cattle rearers who knows next to nothing about the project in question.

THE HAUSA/FULANIS CAN NOT COMPETE WITH THE SOUTH IN INTELLIGENCE OR SKILL DEPENDENT ACQUISITIONS OF WEALTH, SO THEY KNOW THIS AND THAT IS WHY THEY'LL RATHER DIE THAN RELINQUISH THE CONTROL OF THE CENTRE GOVERNMENT IN NIGERIA.

But the Igbos are the intelligent, entrepreneurial travellers of Nigeria.

So if by ‘wealthy’, you mean money made out of sheer determination and sweat, I doubt if Africa has another tribe comparable to the Igbos. You will find them everywhere on the globe.

Now, such aggressiveness for wealth creation has its consequences. And considering that they are “Nigerians”, fake drug manufacturing, adulterated auto spare parts, expired products rebranding and distribution, - even hard drugs smuggling - are all “legitimate “ to the Nigerian mind of the Igbos.

Let me state finally that each Igbo man was given only one pound at the end of the Nigerian civil war; and whatever billions and millions you catch an Igbo man with today is from that one pound. They are phenomena!

PS: I am Yoruba.


Culled from quora by Ezekiel Fagoroye