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Literature › Re: Red Devils FOREVER by MrCork: 3:08pm On Mar 07, 2016
KashyBaby:
Now, we have another reason why all Manchester United female fans turnt up coz Memphis Depay made us all crazzzey!!! grin
He's not only a great player but he's one hella hot dude...
...anysways since u ask...did i mention i drive £28000(cash) Range rover Spot with Ceramic £3000 alloy wills plus SATNAV & remote control tweeeter Cugala!! wink
Literature › Re: Red Devils FOREVER by MrCork: 3:07pm On Mar 07, 2016
KashyBaby:
Now, we have another reason why all Manchester United female fans turnt up coz Memphis Depay made us all crazzzey!!! grin
He's not only a great player but he's one hella hot dude...
...that ugly GAY thing?? angry
Romance › Re: What Is D Craziest Experience U Ever Had While Having Sex? by MrCork: 3:00pm On Mar 07, 2016
alexistaiwo:
I remember one time i was having sex with a girl and she was just screaming her lungs off. I had to stop because i was getting scared and irritated. So why she was still lying down on the bed, i dressed her up, u know panties, bra, tight underwear, clothes and stuff. Only for her to gain conciousness or whatever after like 10minutes and say that Alexis i want to wear my pant and i was like WTF?!!. Where were u when i was dressing u up? Abi are u blind to see that u are already dressed up?
Feel free to drop ur own experiences
modified: Those claiming virgin. God is watching u live on supersport3. Kontinue
..the babe said i waz way too big...17inch looong...sadly she waz right! wink
Romance › Re: Who Could You Pick As Your Mater If U Are In This Guy Shoes by MrCork: 2:58pm On Mar 07, 2016
Pheals:
A woman abandoned her husband & her four (4) year old son for her rich boyfriend & they both (woman & boy friend) eventually travelled to the U.S.A

Out of frustration & desperation the husband went & married another woman. Unfortunately the 2nd woman couldn't bear a child for the husband. Despite her inability to bear a child, the 2nd woman took great care of the boy & treated him like her own son.

Few years later, the husband died in a car accident. The 2nd wife did everything in her power to educate the boy, she engaged in petty trade such as pepper, maggie, salt, palm oil, onion, tomatoes, etc, in the market square in order to sponsor the boy's schooling. The boy only knew his step mother as his real mother & there4, he called her Mama.

The real mother in the U.S.A did not for once find out about the wellbeing of her son talkless of sending a penny for the boy, even after she heard that her x-husband (son's father) died in an accident.

Some years later, this boy grew up into a very intelligent young man waiting for his B.A Hons degree in Petroleum Engineering from the University. The real mother who also could not bear another child in the U.S since she eloped with her boyfriend, realized that she had made a terrible mistake by abandoning her own son. She decided to return home to look for her son & present to him all her wealth acquired over the years in the States.

She eventually found her son battling between life & death .The Doctors demanded huge amount of money for the operation & the step mother couldn't afford it. The real mother stepped in & paid all the hospital bills and donate blood after the operations & the son was saved.

Shortly after, the final results were out & the son got a distinction & also got a five year (5) scholarship to pursue his Masters degree in the U.K

At the presentation of the certificate, the Vice Chancellor gave the mic to the son to call his mother to come up stage & receive the certificate. The moment the Vice Chancellor made the statement, the real mother got up & arranged herself waiting to be called upon whilst the step mother sat down & looked at the boy with tears running her chick.

The answer is suspended..........

Assume you are the son, who would you call on up stage?

A) Real Mother
B) Step Mother

Remember only one person you should call.

If u are in the guy shoes what could u do?
....but dont u hav schkool homework to finish??..YOU GHANA PEOPLE MENNNN!!!(no ofoeinse) undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies Can You Marry A Man With Pot Belle?? by MrCork: 2:53pm On Mar 07, 2016
chimkaire:
... lipsrsealed Onweekwa ihe'm kwuru cheesy cheesy cheesy undecided
..Onstelly...ENGLISH Gademmmmit...Spek english grama....or did teachers go on strike ther in that Nigeria?..and pliss do us a favor..change that yorr Ghana name Chimkadimdim to english name like sarah or somyin..and plis plis plis..CHANGE YORR cOLOR to lightskin yellow!!! (no ofeinse) angry
Travel › Re: Ahmet Ali-Çelikten, The First Black Pilot In History Was From Nigeria by MrCork: 12:01pm On Mar 07, 2016
Pangea:
Ahmet Ali Çelikten

Ahmet Ali Çelikten born İzmirli Alioğlu Ahmed; 1883–1969), also known as Arap Ahmet Ali or İzmirli Ahmet Ali,[1] was an Ottoman aviator who may have been the first black pilot in aviation history and was one of the few black pilots in World War I, like Eugene Jacques Bullard. His grandmother came from [size=13pt]Bornu[/size] (now in Nigeria) to the Ottoman Empire as a slave.

Ahmet born in 1883 in İzmir, in the Aidin Vilayet of the Ottoman Empire to his mother Zenciye Emine Hanım and father Ali Bey, of African Turkish descent. He aimed to become a naval sailor and entered the Naval Technical School named Haddehâne Mektebi (literally "School of the Blooming Mill"wink in 1904. In 1908, he graduated from school as a First Lieutenant (Mülâzım-ı evvel). And then he went to aviation courses in the Naval Flight School (Deniz Tayyare Mektebi) that was formed on 25 June 1914 at Yeşilköy. He was then a member of the Ottoman Air Force.

During World War I, he married Hatice Hanım (1897–1991) who was an immigrant from Preveza. He became first black military pilot in aviation history when he started serving in November 1916. On 18 December 1917, Captain (Yüzbaşı) Ahmed Ali was sent to Berlin to complete aviation courses.

He died in 1969.

Source: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ahmet_Ali_%C3%87elikten
...this thread shud be in joke secction! (no ofennse) grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Family › Re: Ladies: What Would You Do If You See Your Kids Like This? by MrCork: 11:45am On Mar 07, 2016
KashyBaby:
Stup1d parents for letting me have Mr Cork baby boy juss becosss he drives a range rover spot?...smh...
....Oooiii....be nice!!(Good diggger ) undecided
Romance › Re: Do I Look Like A Doll? by MrCork: 2:01am On Mar 07, 2016
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Do I look Like a doll?[/color]
...WOW....you loooklike my favorite poooooono star...Kim kashadan..and you dyamm sweet sexxxxy loookin like strawberry ice cream...mwaaaah! wink
Romance › Re: Help! I'm Too Emotional by MrCork: 5:47pm On Mar 06, 2016
delectablegyal:
Any small thing my body will begin to react. Tell me you love me, i will start loving you back.

How can i stop being emotional?



[size=32pt]^^^^ATTENSION SEEEKIN NAIRALAND CRACKHEAD MALE WHO PRETENDS TO BE FEMALE!![/size]



Romance › Happy Mothers Day To The Beaurriful Mothers On Nairaland by MrCork(op):
..wishin you all a happy mother's day to all you beauriful Mothers on nairaland and a BIG THANK YOU for the 9 month you carried us....



[size=16pt]...HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!![/size] wink

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Celebrities › Re: The Darker Skinned Munachi Is More Beautiful (PHOTOS) by MrCork:
onstelly:
Anuofia
....

[size=16pt]..ENGLISH GADEMMMMIT....ENGLISH!!![(ilitarate) [/size] undecided



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Romance › Re: Reading Nairaland Girls (PSYCHIC VERSION) by MrCork: 10:53pm On Mar 05, 2016
onstelly:
You better apologize
......ok Onstelly..i apologise...BUT AM NOT GONNNNO SLEEP WIT YOU........THAT'S YORRRR PUNNNNISSMENT FOR 2016!!! angry
Romance › Re: Reading Nairaland Girls (PSYCHIC VERSION) by MrCork: 8:41pm On Mar 05, 2016
AyamConfidence:
lol...but she aint darkskin right? Forgive her and stop mentioning her na
ok wink
Romance › Re: Reading Nairaland Girls (PSYCHIC VERSION) by MrCork: 8:20pm On Mar 05, 2016
AyamConfidence:
cork na.....why did you edit her post
..bro..Onstelly is a wifey material who can cook n clean & she like you (read her last post).... wink
Celebrities › Re: The Darker Skinned Munachi Is More Beautiful (PHOTOS) by MrCork: 8:09pm On Mar 05, 2016
PetroDolla3:
Nigeria is a crazy asylum filled with lunatics of every persuasion! Listen to this depraved, shitty deluded lunatic rant crap! Such a foool! a modafaka!
...ok son.. you win!! undecided
Celebrities › Re: The Darker Skinned Munachi Is More Beautiful (PHOTOS) by MrCork: 8:00pm On Mar 05, 2016
Palmwinetapper:
did your mother drop you on your head as a child?



[size=16pt]...STOP DERAILIN THE THREAD!!![/size]

Celebrities › Re: The Darker Skinned Munachi Is More Beautiful (PHOTOS) by MrCork: 7:34pm On Mar 05, 2016
Palmwinetapper:
that's why white men only date/marry the dark ones. You are a fool. Self hate is bad
..arhha..ok..so..you been datin dakskin females all yorr life..corrrectt?...I will hook you up with Onstelly from nairaland...she dates anythin! smiley
Celebrities › Re: The Darker Skinned Munachi Is More Beautiful (PHOTOS) by MrCork: 7:20pm On Mar 05, 2016
PetroDolla3:
another stvpid rant from a foool! primitive azzwipe, stop smoking weed,huh? stvpid shitnigerian!

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^^^^ Ghana people usualy very agreesive when you try to help them!! undecided
Celebrities › Re: The Darker Skinned Munachi Is More Beautiful (PHOTOS) by MrCork: 7:14pm On Mar 05, 2016
Palmwinetapper:
I noticed that the 28, year old ex beauty queen Munachi came in a darker hue. I prefer her darker complexion to the lighter one. She looks more beautiful darker than the light one we see today. What Muna do you prefer? And why?
...if only our nairaland females like Onstelly,Refiner an others can follow her footstep an change color to lightskin yellow.....this is what all men want..LIGHTSKIN FEMALES!!! cheesy
Romance › Re: How Do You Approach a Lady for a Relationship? by MrCork: 6:52pm On Mar 05, 2016
Charming:
I see alot of beautiful girls and I don't have feelings that i should go talk to them maybe she will give me a chance in her life. Is it because I am not very rich or I will I say my main self inside me is not ready for anything like that or do i think their level is more than mine. Please I need an answer to this

Michael huh
..ok..so you plan to meet babe for the first time in yorrr life (& she don't even no u) & then you expet her to give you a chance in her lives.....so you can messsit up & run away......abi?.... bro..my prrrofesional opinion...you confused...really really confuse! ! (No ofeense) undecided
Romance › Re: How Do You Approach a Lady for a Relationship? by MrCork: 6:49pm On Mar 05, 2016
Charming:
I see alot of beautiful girls and I don't have feelings that i should go talk to them maybe she will give me a chance in her life. Is it because I am not very rich or I will I say my main self inside me is not ready for anything like that or do i think their level is more than mine. Please I need an answer to this

Michael huh
angry
Romance › Re: Reading Nairaland Girls (PSYCHIC VERSION) by MrCork: 6:47pm On Mar 05, 2016
onstelly:
Now this is bullshit, how dare u edit my post and wrote rubbish
Am so reporting you now
The kinda ban you will receive will last u for 20yrs
...when did I ever edit yorrr post....why?..you parranioddic pandagrostully...issit out fault you ain't lightskin & no man want you on nairaland?...iiissit our fault all guys prefffa kashybaby (lightskin babe) to you ( dakkkskin bane)...PLS GROW UP & ACT YOUR AGE MENNN!!! ((No ofeense) undecided
Celebrities › Re: The Darker Skinned Munachi Is More Beautiful (PHOTOS) by MrCork: 6:35pm On Mar 05, 2016
Palmwinetapper:
inferiority complex
....see yorrr Somali headlike Ghana refugee.....have you Eva date lightskin female in yorrr life?..can you aFord them?...you been london?GOAT! (No ofennse) undecided
Celebrities › Re: The Darker Skinned Munachi Is More Beautiful (PHOTOS) by MrCork: 6:25pm On Mar 05, 2016
Palmwinetapper:
inferiority complex
...have u Eva dat lightskin female in yourrr live?...can you are Ford them?...so you even have job or moiney or have you been to London?..GOAT!! (No ofeense) undecided
Romance › Re: Madness In The Name Of Fashion!! by MrCork: 6:02pm On Mar 05, 2016
sinaj:
Lol the tear too much jare grin
...IS CALL FASHION GADEEEEEMMMIT...dyamm..YOU HOMEBASE FEMALES MENNNN!!! (No ofeense) undecided
Romance › Re: Madness In The Name Of Fashion!! by MrCork: 6:00pm On Mar 05, 2016
rosalieene:
who is this one? seeking cheap attention.
...Will I growwwwup n stop actin like a homenase Nigerian?..have u been to London?..are you lightskib??....worse of all...you fine? GOAT!!(no ofeense) undecided
Romance › Re: Madness In The Name Of Fashion!! by MrCork: 5:54pm On Mar 05, 2016
rosalieene:
How many of you ladies are guilty of this?
I noticed for real this is the trending and latest outfit.
Haba! I think the level of indecency is now on the high side. Do not cuss me out but I think its high time ladies stop all this.... Dress moderately, it doesn't change your name or who you are.
...you village girl...if you come to any cities...this is how women dress in 2016 & we like it..you don't like what you see..close your eyes & keeep wering traditional cloths lookin like Jedi from star wars. ...anyways are you lightskin? undecided
Romance › Re: Reading Nairaland Girls (PSYCHIC VERSION) by MrCork: 5:48pm On Mar 05, 2016
onstelly:
AyamConfidence,my dream is to mate wit Mr Cork & f*** him toll i have his babies.


Hahaha u lied
.....awwwwww..that's so sweet. ..Yoruba girl wanna be my baby mama! wink
Celebrities › Re: The Darker Skinned Munachi Is More Beautiful (PHOTOS) by MrCork: 4:52pm On Mar 05, 2016
Palmwinetapper:
I noticed that the 28, year old ex beauty queen Munachi came in a darker hue. I prefer her darker complexion to the lighter one. She looks more beautiful darker than the light one we see today. What Muna do you prefer? And why?
...dakkskin female beaauriful how?....bro they don't sell glassses there in that nigeria OR do you were Sun shade at night? (No ofeense) undecided
Celebrities › Re: The Darker Skinned Munachi Is More Beautiful (PHOTOS) by MrCork: 4:50pm On Mar 05, 2016
refiner:
I love dark gals....black is beautiful!


#teamblackinmynextworld!smiley
^^^^see this Ghana girl! ! undecided
Celebrities › Re: The Darker Skinned Munachi Is More Beautiful (PHOTOS) by MrCork: 4:49pm On Mar 05, 2016
Palmwinetapper:
I noticed that the 28, year old ex beauty queen Munachi came in a darker hue. I prefer her darker complexion to the lighter one. She looks more beautiful darker than the light one we see today. What Muna do you prefer? And why?
angry
Romance › Re: Edo Men Are A Blessing To Nigeria! by MrCork: 4:44pm On Mar 05, 2016
onila:
I wonder how I wld have survived without these men here

dey uplift you when you need help

these men have helped me so much

words cannot express how much I love you all
..QueenValerie....YOU ARE BAKK AGAIN WITH YOUR FAKE THREADS UNDER MULLTIPLE USER ID"s!!! angry

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