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Jokes Etc › Re: Guys, have You Ever Recieved This Kinda Look From A Female? by MrCork(op): 10:26am On Mar 03, 2016
black women are wicked! angry
Romance › Re: Very Sad To nite.. Some One Should Make Me Happy by MrCork: 10:20am On Mar 03, 2016
Maxi112:
Lolzz!
people like u eh.. I pity d kind of girl way go gry date person like u.. honestly speaking

I don't like showing off publicly like u... cause men that talk don't do those that do don't talk..

whatever u are is not my biz... blv u me, I'm bigger than u!
....have u beeein to london?? (((phuck no))).....do u have moiney ?? (phuck no)).....are u on ma level?? (phuck no)....can u eat were I eat?? (phuck no)....have u even beein outside that Nigeria (phuck no).....have u ever dated lightskin females in your life? (phuck no)

...I REST MY CASE... GOOD NITE SON!!
angry
Romance › Re: Queenvalerie Is The Same As Mrcork by MrCork: 10:17am On Mar 03, 2016
Lsofdk:
nigga you're too dumb you won't survive a day in Nigeria, lemme take my time to lecture you*though a dimwit is a dimwit anytime, any day, they don't just learn* just wondering how i got into a duel of wits with an airhead
1. i didn't create a thread on her
2. you're on the way to loneliness and heartbreak if i ever chat up your gf.
3. I'm proudly Nigerian
....and plis quit claimin to be Nigerian...since when does Nigerians looklike rufugee on hunger strike...YOU GHANA PEOPLE MENNNNNNN!!!!(no oofeinse) undecided
Romance › Re: Queenvalerie Is The Same As Mrcork by MrCork: 10:16am On Mar 03, 2016
Lsofdk:
nigga you're too dumb you won't survive a day in Nigeria, lemme take my time to lecture you*though a dimwit is a dimwit anytime, any day, they don't just learn* just wondering how i got into a duel of wits with an airhead
1. i didn't create a thread on her
2. you're on the way to loneliness and heartbreak if i ever chat up your gf.
3. I'm proudly Nigerian
...you looook Nigerian how?...SOn ..no oofeinse to yor picture profile but have u seen yor face?? ....YOU ARE GHANIAN and bro if u pusssh yorr Ghana luck....I swaaaar I will personaly get u deported baccck to Ghana...QUeeenValerie is not intaressted in Ghana loookin roadside mechanic loookin broke azzzzz type so Quit creatin threads sayn she looooklike a MAN...TRUSS ME!!!!! ((((LAST WARNIN)))) angry
Romance › Re: Queenvalerie Is The Same As Mrcork by MrCork: 9:20pm On Mar 02, 2016
Lsofdk:
I'm happy you acknowledged that, I'm yet to see yours a possible reason why you're…*don't provoke me*
....provoke u how?....have u been to London?..u create dumb thread sayn QueenValerie looklike a man all becoz she ignore u (READ YORR LAST POST) ...is she on yor level? can u aford her? .. YOU GHANA PEOPLE MENNNN!! (no ofeinse) undecided
Romance › Re: Very Sad To nite.. Some One Should Make Me Happy by MrCork: 9:11pm On Mar 02, 2016
Maxi112:
hahahaha! the way u reason some times make me laugh out loud..
for ur mind u want to compare ur self with me.. I must be joking

go get a life dude..
...son am from London..I drive £28,000 (cash) range rover spot.... bro have u done Car wash before? (no oofeinse) smiley
Romance › Re: Very Sad To nite.. Some One Should Make Me Happy by MrCork: 9:06pm On Mar 02, 2016
onstelly:
I give up
...sweeery dont givvvvup...i will find u man before christmas.....I promise! wink
Romance › Re: Queenvalerie Is The Same As Mrcork by MrCork: 9:04pm On Mar 02, 2016
QueenValerie:
Cork he's not the Op.He was messin' with ya.
An just like you an the Op he ain't seen me.So....
..Lsofdk creaate thread sayn u loooklike a man & then insted of condenmmmin him, u simpatise with him. ....looookat his picture profile....u hav class....could u date a guy like that...looookin like roadside mechanic? ...serrrriously...loooookat his head! undecided
Romance › Re: Very Sad To nite.. Some One Should Make Me Happy by MrCork: 8:58pm On Mar 02, 2016
Maxi112:
Mr cork are u ok? are u just calling me anything? anyway she done apologize... Am thinking of Giving her a chance, cause I still luv her
...Maxine...you were flower shirt like roadside mechanic an then u created thread sayn yor babe dumb u....who weres flower shirt & slippers in 2016??....you shold be locky i am tryn to hook u wit Onstelly coz she likes yor type.....truss me!(no oofeinse) undecided
Romance › Re: Queenvalerie Is The Same As Mrcork by MrCork: 8:40pm On Mar 02, 2016
Lsofdk:
that question was not directed ta me*so i can't answer*
...ok Son, i agree....quik question....is yor head correct or incorrrrect for sayn/thinkin QueenValerie lookslike a man? (read yor last post) ......Bruv, this sia simple question! smiley
Romance › Re: Queenvalerie Is The Same As Mrcork by MrCork: 8:34pm On Mar 02, 2016
Lsofdk:
just stfu and gerrarahia
..Calm down Son.....I simply asked if yorr head is not corrrect......its a simply questtion.. YES or KNOW .. did i say somtin wrong? undecided
Romance › Re: Very Sad To nite.. Some One Should Make Me Happy by MrCork: 8:33pm On Mar 02, 2016
onstelly:
Cow
Onye ara
.....ladies dont swaaaar...why do u swaaaar??...didnt u go to primary schkool? ..GOAT!! (no oofeinse) embarassed
Romance › Re: Very Sad To nite.. Some One Should Make Me Happy by MrCork: 8:21pm On Mar 02, 2016
onstelly:
OK
Don't have strength this night
Pls I beg of you, lemme alone
^^^^^atituude again...Onstelly,,how do u expet me to help u find man on nairaland..GOAT!!(no oofeinse) undecided
Romance › Re: Very Sad To nite.. Some One Should Make Me Happy by MrCork: 8:12pm On Mar 02, 2016
onstelly:
Am not yoruba you ediot
....looookat yor face.....you from the village...you are Yoruba!! angry
Romance › Re: Who Can Solve This? by MrCork: 7:00pm On Mar 02, 2016
2dice:
Oya let the answer keep coming grin
Cc Laveda
Kingtom
StfuareyouGod
Queenvaleria
Mhizkel
Cutehector
And all..
..ok am back.....was the quesstion? undecided
Romance › Re: Very Sad To nite.. Some One Should Make Me Happy by MrCork: 6:58pm On Mar 02, 2016
Maxi112:
i just call it a quit with my Bea to night... so many things runing on my mind

planning to switch over to her best friend cause she has a hand in me quitting her friend to night
....bruv.. pliss try Onstelly from Nairaland.....she a great yoruba chick & date anytin! smiley
Celebrities › Re: See What A Girl Wore To A Party by MrCork: 6:52pm On Mar 02, 2016
Adonis3:
*rubs eyes*

am I dreaming or somethinghuh


Did Mrcork just admit to "LOVING" a dakskinhuhshocked


#Adonis3HasSopken
angry
Romance › Re: Neighbor's Mom Is Trying To Get Close To Us? by MrCork: 6:50pm On Mar 02, 2016
QueenValerie:
Why the one an Only!....
....QueenValerie wink
..sweeery i still love to mate wit u...even if u want all my 2 year salary in advancse!! cheesy
Romance › Re: Queenvalerie Is The Same As Mrcork by MrCork: 6:46pm On Mar 02, 2016
PushPlay:
I have proof and I'm convinced beyond doubt that the two handles and the same person.



[size=16pt]...WHA THA F***?? bro is yor head correct, in correct or ingromentally correct?(no ofeinse) [/size] undecided


Romance › Re: Neighbor's Mom Is Trying To Get Close To Us? by MrCork: 6:42pm On Mar 02, 2016
QueenValerie:
Ha! grin some dude thinks I'm you.

No Cork I am not these ladies I am me. winkValerie
...huh? SAY WHAT? who said I am u? you who? which u? undecided
Romance › Re: Help!!!! by MrCork: 6:41pm On Mar 02, 2016
oponifa28:
My GF likes to collect but will never drop
even wen am broke still collect d little I av.she works nd earn good pay.
cnt leave her cos I luv her so much...advice pls
...check goooogle trassslate for the full meanin of *CERTIFIED MUGU*....that shold help! undecided
Celebrities › Re: See What A Girl Wore To A Party by MrCork: 6:35pm On Mar 02, 2016
talktrue1:
See what a girl wore to a party
....did some one forse u to looookat her? u dont like it ,,,close yo eye.. WE LOVE IT!!!(no oofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: Neighbor's Mom Is Trying To Get Close To Us? by MrCork: 6:30pm On Mar 02, 2016
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Hi all, why would your neighbor want to get close to us?
I mean she shares her problems with my mother, she wants my family member to work together with her.

She even wants to do things together with your family member.[/color]
....hmmm..i suspet Mamagee is QueenValerie or Onila........they create about 50 new thread every week outter boredom!!!(no oofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: Nigerian Men Like Big Women??true Or False? by MrCork: 6:28pm On Mar 02, 2016
Europija:
Dear friends...i know few nigerians in my life n most of them like big women...or.some like it curvy...What do u preferhuhAnd is body that much importhant for relationship?
....of course we all preffa Big Nyansh plus heavy thigh coz they good or face sittin.........thats our prefarence! angry
Romance › Re: Guys Y Do U Always Stare At Ladies In Church? by MrCork: 6:25pm On Mar 02, 2016
prettythicksme:
I just want to know this is so commom in evry church.GUYS WHY?are u looking for gf/wife or to praise GOD?This cause gobe today in my church.
...you fine? undecided
Romance › Re: Nigerian Lady Ready For Marriage On Twitter (Photo) by MrCork: 6:23pm On Mar 02, 2016
refiner:
lol!...on ur knees Mr Cork..Kiss me & make love to me. I want your baby! smiley
..ermm calm down babes...not today. Am tired!! undecided
Romance › Re: Who Can Solve This? by MrCork: 5:35pm On Mar 02, 2016
2dice:
Oya let the answer keep coming grin
Cc Laveda
Kingtom
StfuareyouGod
Queenvaleria
Mhizkel
Cutehector
And all..
...bro..am going to pisss...I be back! undecided
Sports › Re: Arsenal Signs Kelechi Nwakali For £2million by MrCork: 2:32pm On Mar 02, 2016
iamjayboss:
[img]http://1.bp..com/-kLe-40f-5Xk/VtbFhBaBo6I/AAAAAAAIe-E/U4ryNCe_-X8/s1600/index.jpg[/img]
Kelechi Nwakakli has been in London for over a month trying to sort out a deal with Arsene Wenger's team. He has now put pen to paper after passing a club organized trial, with his academy Diamond Football Academy, set to receive over £2m as training and development fee.

His representative has confirmed the transfer of the 17 year old Under 17 World Cup star is a done deal and that the London club has agreed a 5-year contract with the Nigerian boy who was nominated for the 2015 CAF Youth player of the year.

‘Kelechi has signed a five-year deal with Arsenal,’ his agent Klay Ekeocha told Sports Day. ‘I won’t be able to mention the exact transfer fee but it is above £2m.’


http://www.lasgidionline.com.ng/2016/03/arsenal-signs-nigerian-youth-player.html
...but why do you homebase people enjoy calculating other people moiney?....YOU HOMEBASE PEOPLE MENNN! undecided
Romance › Re: 100% Single And Searching... by MrCork: 2:29pm On Mar 02, 2016
baranzy:
100% single and searching....
.....try Onstelly. ...she dates anytin & she ready for marraige...anyways..bro are you mechanic by any shance? (No ofeense) smiley
Romance › Re: Is It True Ugly Girls Tend To Be More Caring Than... by MrCork: 1:40pm On Mar 02, 2016
onstelly:
Get the hell out
Bia this boy stay outta of my lane
.....BiA??.....WTF??....who says **BIA** in 2016??..village girl!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin

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