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Romance › Re: Happy Birthday Flashh!!! by MrCork: 8:08pm On Feb 17, 2016
misspicy:
doesn't mean you are gay undecided
....i only wish females happy birthdaay....the boy look gay anyways but am not sayn he gay thou..loookat his head...who does jerrry curls in 2016?. (no oofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: Happy Birthday Flashh!!! by MrCork: 8:02pm On Feb 17, 2016
misspicy:
wish him Happy Birthday undecided
....i aint Gay!! angry
Romance › Re: Nairalanders,what Did You Do Yesterday To Celebrate 'love'? by MrCork: 7:56pm On Feb 17, 2016
onstelly:
Stop mentioning my name you ediot sad
...edddiot??...swaaariin again?....are u a wifey material?... how? undecided
Romance › Re: Are you a Side Chic? by MrCork: 7:08pm On Feb 17, 2016
onstelly:
Yes I was Mr Cork side chick!



[size=16pt].....huh?...WHEN??... WHICH YEAR?[/size] undecided
Romance › Re: Please Nairalanders, Is Her Past Forgivable? by MrCork: 6:58pm On Feb 17, 2016
KashyBaby:
Nawa for me oooo Mr Cork....u dey scatter my brain grin grin grin lol
...i no you craaazy about me...tanks anyways!
Romance › Re: Happy Birthday Flashh!!! by MrCork: 6:27pm On Feb 17, 2016
misspicy:
Wishing you a wonderful year ahead smiley and on this special day, I wish you all the very best, all the joy you can ever have and may you be blessed abundantly today, tomorrow and the days to come! May you have a fantastic birthday and many more to come!!!





Happy Birthday Flashh smileysmileywink
....who in the bloooomin name of Mr Cork Is flasss?....we don't no her!! (No ofeense) angry
Romance › Re: Happy Birthday Flashh!!! by MrCork: 6:24pm On Feb 17, 2016
misspicy:
Wishing you a wonderful year ahead smiley and on this special day, I wish you all the very best, all the joy you can ever have and may you be blessed abundantly today, tomorrow and the days to come! May you have a fantastic birthday and many more to come!!!





Happy Birthday Flashh smileysmileywink
angry
Romance › Re: Will You Drink Water Coming Out Of This Thing? by MrCork: 6:21pm On Feb 17, 2016
BrownCookie:
If it is clean,why not lipsrsealed
...mine is clean??...plis plis plss.. Will you drinnnnkit? cheesy
Romance › Re: Nairalanders,what Did You Do Yesterday To Celebrate 'love'? by MrCork: 6:14pm On Feb 17, 2016
Julianne10:
lol,so how do you know if a lady is a wife material?
...two females on nairaland (Onstelly & Refiner ) are great example of Bush ladies..they all ways swaaaaarrrin like those lagos bus condoctor...@ .but you my dear..loooklike a wifey material..we can tell from yorr hand writtin! wink
Romance › Re: Scientists Out With New Condoms Called Pant Condom. 18+ Photos by MrCork: 6:09pm On Feb 17, 2016
KashyBaby:
grin ...this reminds me of Mr Cork's big 17inches d****k...its very big & I seenit.. awesome!
grin



..DARLIN..CAN U PLEASE LEAVE MY D***K ALONE??....all you talk about is Mr Cork d****k....Leave my d***k alone pliease!! undecided
Romance › Re: Nairalanders,what Did You Do Yesterday To Celebrate 'love'? by MrCork: 4:00pm On Feb 16, 2016
Julianne10:
i attended my church programme titled 'Romeo and Juliet'.I had a lot of fun.
...ok..so you atend church wit ROmeo & julit??....Are u ment to be having fun fun in church ot prayin to God?.. madam You not a Wifey material!! (truss me) undecided
Romance › Re: Nairalanders,what Did You Do Yesterday To Celebrate 'love'? by MrCork: 3:57pm On Feb 16, 2016
Julianne10:
i attended my church programme titled 'Romeo and Juliet'.I had a lot of fun.
angry
Romance › Re: Cheating And Forgiveness by MrCork: 3:57pm On Feb 16, 2016
onstelly:
You are very stupi.d, stop formulating what I didn't write, if you try it next time I will be left with no other option than to report you
...PLEASE PLEASE PLEAZE...GROW UP....STOP DERAILIN THE THREAD....STOP!!!!!. undecided
Romance › Re: Wtf? Checkout Theses Girls As They Do,no Pant Display by MrCork: 3:55pm On Feb 16, 2016
KashyBaby:
Ooohh yeahhh u and ur old rottenass story...

Talk to my hands! I'm done with u scumbag!
...U puttop a reoly sayn my d****k was big and then u impressd how big i was...and then u get angry cozz I expose your reply..GROW UP..YOU ARE NOT & YOU WILL NEVER BE E LADY!!! (truss me) undecided
Romance › Re: Wtf? Checkout Theses Girls As They Do,no Pant Display by MrCork: 3:53pm On Feb 16, 2016
TruthHurts1:
You're really interesting KashyBaby. Not many girls like you on nairaland. Please ignore MrCork. I defended him once but I now know the kind of guy he is. He lives in a world of his own.
^^^see this goat playn Mr Nice Guy wit Kashybaby sayn she very interesttin....all becuz u want her to like u....Bro do u reralice thats not her real picture and do u also realice Kashybaby is a man??.... **Mugu Alert** (no oofeinse) undecided
Romance › Re: Wtf? Checkout Theses Girls As They Do,no Pant Display by MrCork: 3:32pm On Feb 16, 2016
KashyBaby:
Aaaahh and u think ur a manhuh Ur the one who is illiterate & full of nonsense in short ur BS!

Get the hell outta here u scumbag!
..classs, u dont have......lightskin female, u r not.....educkation, u lack...can u imagine me..a whole Londoner..takin u home to my rich parent??.....They will Horse whip the hell outter u & throw u on the road....anyways Plis STOP SWAAAARIN...ladies do not swaaar & u not a lady & will never be!!!(REAL TALK) undecided
Romance › Re: Because of val, girls dont make your man do this by MrCork: 3:26pm On Feb 16, 2016
missingrib:
u ain't worth d story self .mctheeeee
...all yor mate have started changin color to lightskin yellow & then u wonder why u cant find man in nairaland....Goat!

anyways, am only tryin to help u have a shance with men..check this out:

https://www.nairaland.com/2928633/beyansi-role-model-black-women

undecided
Romance › Re: Because of val, girls dont make your man do this by MrCork: 3:24pm On Feb 16, 2016
missingrib:
do you really think u got it all.feeling on top of the world right now u got it all wrong u nothing but a poo looking for someone to stain ur poo with.just reason within u *r u light skin ??mehn u gonna be kidding me the most silly que I ave ever heard .....man up joor and stop acting like a kid..
..looookhear madam...You gots 2weeeek to change color to lightskin yellow or else... angry
Politics › Re: EFCC Boss Magu Blasts Lawyers Defending Looters by MrCork: 3:21pm On Feb 16, 2016
airmark:
The acting Chairman of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) Ibrahim Magu Tuesday said senior lawyers collect stolen funds to frustrate prosecution of corruption suspects.

Magu said this in a speech delivered to a coalition of Civil Society Groups that rallied to the EFCC Headquarters in Abuja.

He stated that: “One of the big challenges we have in the effective prosecution of the war on corruption is that of very senior lawyers who Nigeria has been very kind to.”

Magu said: “When we have corruption cases, cases of people who have stolen food from the mouths of our children; when we have cases of people who have stolen money meant to build hospitals and buy drugs, when we have cases of people who have stolen all the money meant to buy guns for our soldiers to fight Boko Haram, when we have all these cases of wicked people who have stolen Nigeria's money, they run to these same senior lawyers.”

“Give them part of the stolen money and mobilise them to fight us, to delay us in court and to deny Nigerians of justice. These are the people who do not want justice for the common man,” Magu stated.

He also said: “Corrupt people hire journalists to abuse us every day; they say we are not doing the work according to the law. But, that is not true. There is no agency that follows the law more than EFCC, None.”

Magu said: “Before we arrest you, or seize your property or do anything to you, we check the law; we go to court and get court order. That is why we are winning; that is why we are defeating them every day.”

He further said the EFCC is continuing to recover stolen funds from corrupt people, saying: “The money we have recovered and the money we are going to get back from them -billions and billions of Naira- is being paid back to government.”

He noted that the money will be used to do what it was originally meant for, to build hospitals, send children to school, build roads and railways, create employment and defend our country.



https://media.premiumtimesng.com/wp-content/files/2015/12/C7.jpg
http://www.dailytrust.com.ng/news/general/magu-blasts-lawyers-aiding-corrupt-people/133873.html
...dumb homebase eddddiot....Inosent until proven Guilty by law!!!! undecided
Romance › Re: Wtf? Checkout Theses Girls As They Do,no Pant Display by MrCork: 3:16pm On Feb 16, 2016
KashyBaby:
U piece if sh!t! Go home to the jungle where u belong.
...you the only female that swaaaaars on nairaland like a ilitrate.....an then you wonder why you can't find man on nairaland..GROW UP MADAM AN STOP SWAAAAAARIN...YOU NOT A LADY!! undecided
Romance › Re: Because of val, girls dont make your man do this by MrCork: 3:14pm On Feb 16, 2016
missingrib:
do u know ur insultive by your first statement.and what makes u think I will answer that huhhuh
...schkoool..You refuse to go....English, you refuse to learn....manner, you refuse to have...sweeery how did I insult you by ask in you ordnary simple question saying *are you are lightskin?...MADAM GROW UP!! (No ofeense) undecided
Romance › Re: Wtf? Checkout Theses Girls As They Do,no Pant Display by MrCork: 3:10pm On Feb 16, 2016
KashyBaby:
U scumbag! TF u changed my quote u @$$hole! U got no shame at all ! All u want is attention coz ur fvckedup!!!

Mttcchhew!

[size=16pt].....LADIES DO NOT SWAAAR...Stop SWAAARIN...GOAT!![/size] embarassed


Romance › Re: Wtf? Checkout Theses Girls As They Do,no Pant Display by MrCork: 3:08pm On Feb 16, 2016
KashyBaby:
U scumbag! TF u changed my quote u @$$hole! U got no shame at all ! All u want is attention coz ur fvckedup!!!

Mttcchhew!
^^^^there u go...typikal homebase village girl...you xpose them & they start cusssssin like untame Bush monkey.... ..anyways since u like moiney..did I mention I drive £28000 (cash) range rover spot? undecided
Romance › Re: Wtf? Checkout Theses Girls As They Do,no Pant Display by MrCork: 2:11pm On Feb 16, 2016
KashyBaby:
grin Mr Cork..WOOOW WOOOW...you d***I is really big....WOW...i wish you was my man..I want you...*droooooooling *
..calm down woman. ...anyways...tanks..I no! smiley
Romance › Re: hilarious picx to spice up ur day! by MrCork:
refiner:
Mr Cork, your d****I is the biggest I have seen. Why are you so big?!
....tanks babes..I No it's big! smiley
Romance › Re: Cheating And Forgiveness by MrCork:
onstelly:
WOW..Mr Cork,Your D***is too big. Arrr you 4REAL..oooo MY GOSH IT LOOOKLIKE A PILE...WOOOOW!!
...Onstelly..i no its big & i no u like it...anyways PLEASE STOP ASKING ABOUT MY D****K! smiley
Romance › Re: Nairalanders Airforce1 And Pinkjacket Shares After Valentine Photos by MrCork: 8:23pm On Feb 15, 2016
Airforce1:
I was so tired to go out on a Val's date after a studio session. So pinky and my humble self decided to stay indoor , watch African magic, eat , and play. grin grin


Blessings amazing people. kiss


I high small in that photo cheesy
..WHA THE PHUCK??...why as yorr girlfriend gots garrri in her mouth? undecided
Romance › Re: Is Beyansi A Role Model For Black Women? (the debate) by MrCork(op): 8:15pm On Feb 15, 2016
Misselocon:
You av my television in ur house na. ..courtesy demands u answer a question if u know it or Jux kip mum about it...and pls I'm not a Ghanaian, dunno how u deduced dat....
..SAY WHAT? ?....sweeery .if you ain't Ghana then how comes you r dakskin? ....you shud be proud of yor country ghana..serrrrioously! (No ofeense) undecided
Romance › Re: Because of val, girls dont make your man do this by MrCork: 6:19pm On Feb 15, 2016
missingrib:
who wanna know and y
....sweeery I dint ask u for story......I ask if u lightskin!! undecided

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