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Education › Re: #lifeinunn Hashtag Now Trending On Twitter - See Funny Tweets by MrCork: 3:51pm On Feb 18, 2016

joanana:
wan nna u gerrit!!!. Life in UNN before MTN Glo and Econnect..... Nitel and the free internet cheats!!!!

Chai!! I miss Rev. Father Onoyima, Okpa di okwu, Jives, Lantafino , etc!!!!!!

^^^this lightskin one looooklike one of my future baby mama wink

Crime › Re: Man Beheads Little Girl (Graphic Photo) by MrCork: 2:41pm On Feb 18, 2016

shizzy7:
JESU!!!

....sweeery are u lightskin? angry

Celebrities › Re: Comedian Ereme Wants To Kill Himself by MrCork: 2:40pm On Feb 18, 2016

Kolababe:
Nigerian Instagram comedian, Eseme, this afternoon, went emotional on his twitter handle, expressing his inner pain and sadness about his life and family. Ereme, who does a lot of funny skits on Instagram, says if he had a gun now he would blow his head off. More of his tweets after the cut...

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/02/comedian-ereme-gets-emotional-on.html

........all becoz babe reject him... GOAT!! undecided

Family › Re: A Thread For 2016 Brides and Grooms To Be by MrCork: 2:35pm On Feb 18, 2016

onstelly:
I see

...so when are u gonno mate with me? cheesy

Romance › Re: Why Is Porn Called "BLUE FILM" In Nigeria?? by MrCork: 2:34pm On Feb 18, 2016

Nikita1:
None taken dude but wait no lady will even look ur side on NL with that moniker
I'm not ugly, im not beautiful just gr8ful to be a lady . Heheheheheh

....sweeeery may I remind u that I sleeppt with over 74 babes on nairaland including 4 celibritys.....am a PlayA...tuss me....you don't believe me, ask prettythicksme, Mrs Chima, Onstelly, Nikita1,Refiner, Rokiatu, Ogugua & the list go on..... angry

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Romance › Re: Why Is Porn Called "BLUE FILM" In Nigeria?? by MrCork: 2:30pm On Feb 18, 2016

Nikita1:
None taken dude but wait no lady will even look ur side on NL with that moniker
I'm not ugly, im not beautiful just gr8ful to be a lady . Heheheheheh

Romance › Re: Why Is Porn Called "BLUE FILM" In Nigeria?? by MrCork: 11:22am On Feb 18, 2016

Nikita1:
Nikita is a popular series, dats her pix on my dp. Y ar u so concern abt my Dp

...well u need to stop lyin to innosent guys on nairaland who come hear to look for wife....its natural to be ugky but please please please...STOP USIN FAKE FOTO to desive people on nairalad.. You are a 419 FRAUD!!! (no oofeinse)

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Romance › Pregnancy.... What do you Do? by MrCork(op): 11:19am On Feb 18, 2016

....Ok...What do you do if yor woman is preggnant & then gives birth to *baby girl* but guess what?.... the baby Dakskin! undecided

A.. .. Abortion!!!! (express) angry

B....Change yor number, address & move location!! angry

C.... Change the color later on...when she about 5yrs old!! wink

D....Deny & ask who got her pregggnant....you use revesrse psycology!!! wink

E...Pretend you love her & the child juss to make her happy! angry

...URGENT MATURE ADVISE PLEASE!

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Romance › Re: I'm Pregnant; My Boyfriend Wants Abortion by MrCork: 11:09am On Feb 18, 2016

debbysmyles:
Pls I need advice,i just had to create a new account to avoid embrassment.
I'm 21yrs old and I had sex for the first time 1month ago,i was feeling sick so I decided to visit the doctor only to discover that i am pregnant.

I told my boyfriend and he suggested abortion..the problem is I don't want to abort the baby cos of fear.I kept my since till one ago because of different Phrophecy concerning pregnancy I must not abort if I do I will die.
I told my boyfriend everything but he insist I abort it if not he is going to abandon me to my fate.
My mum will kill me,society will crucify me,i have cried and cried,i don't know what to do.

Some guys are wicked upon all the promise of love.
I would have kept my virginity if I had known.

....sweery u want ma professssssssionall addvisse,,,,,,if you lightskin, keep the baby wink

....if you dakskin, ABORT!!!! (no oofeinse) angry

Romance › Re: I'm Pregnant; My Boyfriend Wants Abortion by MrCork: 11:07am On Feb 18, 2016

debbysmyles:
Pls I need advice,i just had to create a new account to avoid embrassment.
I'm 21yrs old and I had sex for the first time 1month ago,i was feeling sick so I decided to visit the doctor only to discover that i am pregnant.

I told my boyfriend and he suggested abortion..the problem is I don't want to abort the baby cos of fear.I kept my since till one ago because of different Phrophecy concerning pregnancy I must not abort if I do I will die.
I told my boyfriend everything but he insist I abort it if not he is going to abandon me to my fate.
My mum will kill me,society will crucify me,i have cried and cried,i don't know what to do.

Some guys are wicked upon all the promise of love.
I would have kept my virginity if I had known.

Family › Re: A Thread For 2016 Brides and Grooms To Be by MrCork: 11:06am On Feb 18, 2016

onstelly:
Although am not engaged or planing my wedding but lemme just be following this topic
You never can tell what will happen this year

...can I kisss you? wink

Romance › Re: Why Is Porn Called "BLUE FILM" In Nigeria?? by MrCork: 10:59am On Feb 18, 2016

Nikita1:
sorry to disappoint u, im not from that tribe

...what tribe u from..Uganda?...but why do u people enjoy stealllin other peoples foto on yor profile? undecided

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Romance › Re: Why Is Porn Called "BLUE FILM" In Nigeria?? by MrCork: 10:51am On Feb 18, 2016

Nikita1:
bcox the sperm is blue

..but why do u IBO girls like using foto of white women in yor prooofile?(no oofeinse) undecided

Romance › Re: What Should I Do So He Can Stay Away From Me Pls!(snapshots!) by MrCork: 10:47am On Feb 18, 2016

Jadekitana:
I'm not into guys at the moment, been celibate for months now due to personal reasons! Doesn't mean i'm a lesbian, do u now understand cut the lady some slacks.

Romance › Re: Why Is Porn Called "BLUE FILM" In Nigeria?? by MrCork: 10:43am On Feb 18, 2016

Bina33:
Welcome To NIGERIA The Only COUNTRY where we stil dont
know WHY "PORN is CALLED BLUE-FILM"......

...u watch it at night...under blue sky!! undecided

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Romance › Re: --- Beautiful Dark Skin Women--- by MrCork: 8:52am On Feb 18, 2016

jubrealguy:
weyrey rey ooo

...is yorrr name QueenValerie?.. GOAT! ! (No ofeense) undecided

Romance › Re: Are All Girls That Drink And Club Bad? I Need The House On This One by MrCork: 3:14am On Feb 18, 2016

Mindependent:
from ice-cream to ostrich yeah? its 2016, thought you'd have given up on your satirical attitude.

....anyways sincse you a gold digger...the good news for you is that am from pekam London & I have moiney!! (Pound stalin) wink

Romance › Re: How Do You Know If And When You've Met The One? by MrCork: 3:10am On Feb 18, 2016

Mindependent:
in case you missed the memo, im not interested in men

...you are not a man??....madam you are confusee!! (No ofeense) undecided

Romance › Re: --- Beautiful Dark Skin Women--- by MrCork: 12:49am On Feb 18, 2016

QueenValerie:
Dark skin women are BEAUTIFUL.They don't get acknowledged for this as much as they should.They have this beautiful glowing skin,it literally shines.Their skin makes for a great backdrop for bright colors,it pops off their skin.They're visually beautiful.It should be said/acknowledged more.

....darrlin it's 12am hear in the London & I can't sleeep.....do you wear tongue & can you twerk?

Romance › Re: How Do You Know If And When You've Met The One? by MrCork: 12:18am On Feb 18, 2016

Mindependent:
My heart is all over the place right now he hasn't even called me for a while now

....change yorrr sagrakomastalick imature atitude an I will find you man on nairaland! wink

Romance › Re: Are All Girls That Drink And Club Bad? I Need The House On This One by MrCork: 11:09pm On Feb 17, 2016*

[quote author=Mindependent post=43018269]...see this ugly ossstrich?...an from London an not on yorrr level.. goat!! undecided

Romance › Re: Do I Really Look Like Wizkid ? by MrCork: 9:58pm On Feb 17, 2016

Liftkid:
Friends do say I look like wizkid

..son...kindly .move yorr thread to joke section.....you look like witch kid!! (No ofeencse) angry

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Romance › Re: Do I Really Look Like Wizkid ? by MrCork: 9:57pm On Feb 17, 2016

Liftkid:
Friends do say I look like wizkid

Romance › Re: Are All Girls That Drink And Club Bad? I Need The House On This One by MrCork: 9:13pm On Feb 17, 2016

Mindependent:
No one can be changed, it is just a lie told to make the other partner feel better. Op, I advise you to either accept her as she is or you move on

...^^^^dyammmm..this one will be one of my baby mama...she looooklike ice cream! tongue

Romance › Re: What Should I Do So He Can Stay Away From Me Pls!(snapshots!) by MrCork: 9:10pm On Feb 17, 2016

prettythicksme:
U no lie bro i fine pass d refinery

...we keep beggin her to change color to lightskin yellow so she can be beaaauriful like u..but she refuse....the chick is stubborn MENNMN! undecided

Romance › Re: What Should I Do So He Can Stay Away From Me Pls!(snapshots!) by MrCork: 9:00pm On Feb 17, 2016

prettythicksme:
Oh lawd!! must u carry silly tinz come to nl?What da fuvk!!Are u kid abi na today guys dey ask gurls out?Say yes or no&gerrarahia pluessssssss!!

^^^^ even ordnaaary prettythicksme is 10 times finer pass Refiner...I lie? (No ofeense) undecided

Romance › Re: What Should I Do So He Can Stay Away From Me Pls!(snapshots!) by MrCork: 8:51pm On Feb 17, 2016

refiner:
gerrarahia joor!....av got no time for trolls!

^^^^ther u go....they sleep with ther friend husband....you expose them. ..they get defencive & start cusssin inosent people like witch doctor...SHAME ON YOU!!!(no odeense) undecided

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Romance › Re: What Should I Do So He Can Stay Away From Me Pls!(snapshots!) by MrCork: 8:36pm On Feb 17, 2016

refiner:
just lastweek friday,I was just coming back from school!...on my way,a car hooted and stopped in front of me,as I was about walking past it,I heard my name!,then I looked in the car and I was surprised to see my friend's ex boyfriend!

then we exchanged greetings!.....as I was about to move on,he begged me for my number!...and this guy knows so well I am his ex girlfriend's friend!....I hesitated before giving it out to him!

he called the following day,and we chatted for close to 30 minute on phone!.....just this valentine day,he pressurized me to go out with him,but I refused his request!.....

as I was about going to bed last night,my phone rang,when I noticed he was the one calling,I ignored it....then in came a message,he wants me to be his girlfriend!

I was shocked!cos he knows also that I am not into guys!...

friends!.....what do u think!....is it right to date your friend's ex

what should I do so he will stay away from me!

^^^^she go aroud sleepin wit her friend hussband & then complains she cant find man on nairaland.......This homebase girl definately NOT a wifey material!! (REAL TALK) embarassed

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Romance › Re: What Should I Do So He Can Stay Away From Me Pls!(snapshots!) by MrCork: 8:34pm On Feb 17, 2016

refiner:
just lastweek friday,I was just coming back from school!...on my way,a car hooted and stopped in front of me,as I was about walking past it,I heard my name!,then I looked in the car and I was surprised to see my friend's ex boyfriend!

then we exchanged greetings!.....as I was about to move on,he begged me for my number!...and this guy knows so well I am his ex girlfriend's friend!....I hesitated before giving it out to him!

he called the following day,and we chatted for close to 30 minute on phone!.....just this valentine day,he pressurized me to go out with him,but I refused his request!.....

as I was about going to bed last night,my phone rang,when I noticed he was the one calling,I ignored it....then in came a message,he wants me to be his girlfriend!

I was shocked!cos he knows also that I am not into guys!...

friends!.....what do u think!....is it right to date your friend's ex

what should I do so he will stay away from me!

...ok...so yor phone rang inside yor friends boyfriend after your sleep wit her husband when u call him at midnight??....

[size=16pt]...SHAME ON YOU!!!!!![/size] undecided

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Romance › Re: What Should I Do So He Can Stay Away From Me Pls!(snapshots!) by MrCork: 8:31pm On Feb 17, 2016

refiner:
just lastweek friday,I was just coming back from school!...on my way,a car hooted and stopped in front of me,as I was about walking past it,I heard my name!,then I looked in the car and I was surprised to see my friend's ex boyfriend!

then we exchanged greetings!.....as I was about to move on,he begged me for my number!...and this guy knows so well I am his ex girlfriend's friend!....I hesitated before giving it out to him!

he called the following day,and we chatted for close to 30 minute on phone!.....just this valentine day,he pressurized me to go out with him,but I refused his request!.....

as I was about going to bed last night,my phone rang,when I noticed he was the one calling,I ignored it....then in came a message,he wants me to be his girlfriend!

I was shocked!cos he knows also that I am not into guys!...

friends!.....what do u think!....is it right to date your friend's ex

what should I do so he will stay away from me!

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