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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Mr Cork Complain Section.. Pls Share by MrCork(op): 12:54am On Feb 01, 2016
chelseabmw:
Buh they are both not ligh skinned angry how do we get light skinned ladies on this nairaland huh
....ermm bro..HaneefahRN is available if you want...she a nairaland trouble maker & I wanna give her away for free...I think she likes u undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Mr Cork Complain Section.. Pls Share by MrCork(op): 12:37am On Feb 01, 2016
chelseabmw:
Buh they are both not ligh skinned angry how do we get light skinned ladies on this nairaland huh
...bro..forget onstelly menn...Refiner is the better option....highly recomended...she very preeety an she dates anytin wink
Romance › Re: Virginity @25 Is A Curse Not Decency. by MrCork: 10:23pm On Jan 31, 2016
HaneefahRN:
Do I knw u?:/
...you promice me punnny last week...when can we mate? cheesy
Romance › Re: Virginity @25 Is A Curse Not Decency. by MrCork: 10:11pm On Jan 31, 2016
HaneefahRN:
Why don't u wt the kitty cat made of silver available to every dick interested in using it, seduce him? U shld be gud at tht right? Rather than him chasing Miss virgin, when he has Miss anythinggoes. U neva can tell, he might switch sides
...so can I mate wit you? grin
Romance › Re: Picture This..... by MrCork(op): 9:14pm On Jan 31, 2016
cruzita:
tell her thank you
^^^this one must be vioolent! undecided
Romance › Re: Picture This..... by MrCork(op): 9:13pm On Jan 31, 2016
dollyjoy:
i will wake up from my dreamsad
...so you intentional enjoy farting in people's mouth?...and you apologise later? smiley
Romance › Re: Picture This..... by MrCork(op): 8:56pm On Jan 31, 2016
dollyjoy:
you expect mature replies when you are not mature?
...sweeery if you have mature to say...i beg..GO BACK TO BED!! undecided
Romance › Re: Picture This..... by MrCork(op): 8:50pm On Jan 31, 2016
dollyjoy:
i will wake up from my dreamsad
..please keep it clean...mature replies only! undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Mr Cork Complain Section.. Pls Share by MrCork(op): 8:24pm On Jan 31, 2016
refiner:
if u quote me again,den it will be obvious to me dat u are useless!
...madam when did I quote you?.(READ YOR PREVIIOUS POST) ....today you want chelseabmw, tomorrow you want Mr cork.....today you want preegnasy, T omorrrow you dont want pregnansy...today you can't stand we Londoners, tomorrow you want to come to London...MAKE UP YOR MIND HON GADEMMIT!! undecided
Romance › Picture This..... by MrCork(op):



...you enjoyin yosef eat a lady's cookie....she accidentaly fart in your mouth and then says....**awwww..,sorry babes..it was a mistake** angry

..ladies ..why do you do such things after we gone thru our way for you...ÀRE YOU ANNGRY??..mature replies &:pls pls pls....keep it clean!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Mr Cork Complain Section.. Pls Share by MrCork(op): 8:05pm On Jan 31, 2016
chelseabmw:
Your woman how!? Thought she's mine already... ....
...bro...my badd..she juss rejected you but don't worry....Onstelly is preeetier & a berrera option.. her English grama is ok thou! wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Mr Cork Complain Section.. Pls Share by MrCork(op): 8:03pm On Jan 31, 2016
refiner:
I dnt av ur time.....silly attention seeker!
...hold up babes. ..are you say you don't want chelseabmw??.....really?....do you realiase that would be his 2nd rejection?..
So you want me instead?
smiley
Romance › Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You Have Ever Done Or Say When You Were Still A Kid! by MrCork: 6:19pm On Jan 31, 2016
refiner:
oh gracious God!...nt again!embarassed
...babaay i all ready for given you sinse you promised me punnny when I arrive in nigeria next month....so r wear we gonnno mate? cheesy
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Mr Cork Complain Section.. Pls Share by MrCork(op): 6:17pm On Jan 31, 2016
chelseabmw:
Your woman how!? Thought she's mine already... ....
...uncle. ..the bad news is that QueenValerie from day one as all ways been mine & refuses to date any of you boys from nairaland. ....the good news for you thou is *am to giving you 2 ladies for free **Refiner & Onstelly*....the order good news for you again is that they date anytin..TODAY IS YOR LOCKY DAY! ! wink
Culture › Re: Wives Of Olowu Of Owu In Hijab, Sitting Next To Him At An Event by MrCork: 4:49pm On Jan 31, 2016
...and how on earth can we Londoners relate to the president of nigeria surrrouded by two mascurade??....I GIVE UP!! embarassed
Culture › Re: Wives Of Olowu Of Owu In Hijab, Sitting Next To Him At An Event by MrCork: 4:47pm On Jan 31, 2016
NEHLIVE:
Olowu of Owu Ile in Ejigbo local govt area of Osun State, Oba Muhammad Qozeem Rohji Adekunle Okikiola Ilufemiloye was pictured at a function with his wives totally covered in hijab. At 38, Oba Qozeem is the youngest and most religious Yoruba monarch. However, the Olowu of Owu is not the only Nigerian leader whose wives go about covered from head to toes; the Minister of Communication Adebayo Shittu also has his wife covered.

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/01/photo-wives-of-olowu-of-owu-seen-at.html
..WHA THA F****...ok i have NOTIN agaaist Muslim people but why the gell to ther women dress like mascuurade??.....no wonder nigeria (homebase people) are still 70years bakward!!(no ofeense) undecided
Culture › Re: Wives Of Olowu Of Owu In Hijab, Sitting Next To Him At An Event by MrCork: 4:43pm On Jan 31, 2016
[quote author=NEHLIVE post=42486379]Olowu of Owu Ile in Ejigbo local govt area of Osun State, Oba Muhammad Qozeem Rohji Adekunle Okikiola Ilufemiloye was pictured at a function with his wives totally covered in hijab. At 38, Oba Qozeem is the youngest and most religious Yoruba monarch. However, the Olowu of Owu is not the only Nigerian leader whose wives go about covered from head to toes; the Minister of Communication Adebayo Shittu also has his wife covered.

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/01/photo-wives-of-olowu-of-owu-seen-at.html[/quote



angry
Romance › Re: Finally my pic is here... Pls rate!! by MrCork: 3:48pm On Jan 31, 2016
kamirun225:
of course no offense Bro... I heard it's how u behave on nairaland... Not surprised my brother smiley
...who?.. me?...from who?....bro wat did I do? undecided
Romance › Re: Finally my pic is here... Pls rate!! by MrCork: 3:38pm On Jan 31, 2016
kamirun225:
Ladies abeg drop ur comments....
^^^^see thise 11year old boy wit milk teeth? ....son.. you don't hav school homewok? (No ofeense) undecided
Romance › Re: Finally my pic is here... Pls rate!! by MrCork: 3:35pm On Jan 31, 2016
kamirun225:
Ladies abeg drop ur comments....
angry
Romance › Re: What Is The Craziest Thing You Have Ever Done Or Say When You Were Still A Kid! by MrCork: 3:19pm On Jan 31, 2016
refiner:
disturb who?.....am nt crazy,cos only crazy fellows like u disturbs u!

let it go!don't mention me
.^^^^.MADAM. PLS PLS PLS....STOP STALKIN US BECOS WE HAVE POUNS STERLIN....STOPPPPIT!! undecided
Celebrities › Re: Peter Okoye & Eto'o Off To Turkey In Private Jet(Photos) by MrCork: 2:23pm On Jan 31, 2016
...serrriosly...when they any one ever here p aqaure spek proper English wit out using Goooogle tranlate?......we don't under stand them hear in London!!! (REAL TALK) angry
Celebrities › Re: Peter Okoye & Eto'o Off To Turkey In Private Jet(Photos) by MrCork: 2:20pm On Jan 31, 2016
sugarbelly4:
These men are on MONEY. Checkout more pix from the trip below

http://www.latestamebonaija.com/2016/01/peter-okoye-etoo-off-to-turkey-in.html
...BUT CAN THEY SPEK ENGLISH GRANMMMER?......F****K NO....then I rest ma case (No ofeense) !! angry
Celebrities › Re: Peter Okoye & Eto'o Off To Turkey In Private Jet(Photos) by MrCork: 2:17pm On Jan 31, 2016
sugarbelly4:
These men are on MONEY. Checkout more pix from the trip below

http://www.latestamebonaija.com/2016/01/peter-okoye-etoo-off-to-turkey-in.html
angry
Romance › Re: Ladies*** The Ten Types Of Pen*s ***readers Discretion***18+ by MrCork: 2:14pm On Jan 31, 2016
Smartguy001:
The 10 kinds of Pe nis Women Love

Let's tell our own story the rite way

Not all pe nises are the same, and not all of them pleasure a woman the same way. There are different kinds offering different levels of pleasure.
Lovepanky reveals what women love and why.
1 The Grower. We all know this as one of the two most-prominent classifications of the pe nis. This is the more discreet type, because you never know just how long and big it can go, unless you go all the way with the guy. At first it might seem small, but rub it just a little and it grows 2 to 3 times its flaccid size. Magic!
2 The Shower. These are those dicks that seem mighty impressive and imposing even while in pants. The shower types are really showy, but when they get hard, the initial size and length isn’t any different.
3 The Banana. Well, the name is a giveaway. This kind of monkey pole is shaped and bent just like a banana. They may be dangling straight out when flaccid, but when they get hard, they bend down. This may make it appear small, but try it out for size; you might be surprised by how perfectly it rubs against your cli toris, and even your center of gravity, with every thrust.
4 The Thor. This pe nis isn’t all big and ripped like the comic book hero. We called this pe nis type Thor because it’s shaped like a hammer. The head is big and the shaft is small, like a mushroom. This di ck is perfect for touching the entirety of your vaginal walls—and, with shallow thrusts, your center of gravity.





5 The Shroom. The mushroom manhood looks much like The Thor, but with more, shall we say, exaggerated features. It is typically smaller in size, and the head is more rounded, like an umbrella or a mushroom cap. To get the most of it, you’d better opt for doggy to allow for deeper thrusting, while making the base gratifyingly rub against your clitoris.
6 The “S.” This is a seemingly slithering purple monster, because it bends to one side and the other in an “S” shape. Despite its distorted shape, don’t write off this schlong as a freak of nature, because it may just make you a freak in bed. Depending on him and how he can make the most of his package, you can achieve “O” due to the tingling effect this shape brings.
7 The Chode. Wider than it is long, it is the Danny DeVito of joysticks. But don’t be turned off by this stump just yet. Though it can be very wide and typically stands at 4 to 5 inches, it can be very pleasurable, as it will satisfactorily fill every nook and cranny of your va gina. With deep thrusts, you can achieve maximum climax with this little fellow. Just be sure to have enough lubrication.
8 The Pencil. This love rod is, indeed, as straight as a rod. It appears straight and slim like a pencil. Its head is also almost the same width as the shaft, making it look very sleek and elongated. While this can be long, “wide” ladies won’t get much of that friction they need to get off. It can also poke your cervix, making se x painful. Woman on top and spooning are good positions.
9 The Carrot. The Carrot is perhaps the most desirable pe nis for women. It is slim in the end and gradually becomes thick at the base. The head is smaller and the shaft is bigger, forming a soft triangular shape that gives gradual pleasure to any woman in any position. Penetration is easy and sleek, but as the stiffy goes in deeper, the “ooh la la” sensations increase.
10 The Angry Wrestler. This pe nis seems angry when er ect, because it has veins popping out all over it. It looks veiny, but a sexier way to put it is “angry.” So this angry old chap can turn you on as you take in the veins lining up its length. There’s something primal and raw about this member, and you may even feel a slight, yet surprisingly awesome-feeling, throbbing of the veins inside you, giving you a subtle vibrating effect.

Ladies what do u think ? hope u saw ur choice der cheesy
....ok bro..so you like righting stories on pennnnnnnnis....but you not really gay...correct? angry
Romance › Re: Ladies*** The Ten Types Of Pen*s ***readers Discretion***18+ by MrCork: 2:12pm On Jan 31, 2016
Smartguy001:
The 10 kinds of Pe nis Women Love

Let's tell our own story the rite way

Not all pe nises are the same, and not all of them pleasure a woman the same way. There are different kinds offering different levels of pleasure.
Lovepanky reveals what women love and why.
1 The Grower. We all know this as one of the two most-prominent classifications of the pe nis. This is the more discreet type, because you never know just how long and big it can go, unless you go all the way with the guy. At first it might seem small, but rub it just a little and it grows 2 to 3 times its flaccid size. Magic!
2 The Shower. These are those dicks that seem mighty impressive and imposing even while in pants. The shower types are really showy, but when they get hard, the initial size and length isn’t any different.
3 The Banana. Well, the name is a giveaway. This kind of monkey pole is shaped and bent just like a banana. They may be dangling straight out when flaccid, but when they get hard, they bend down. This may make it appear small, but try it out for size; you might be surprised by how perfectly it rubs against your cli toris, and even your center of gravity, with every thrust.
4 The Thor. This pe nis isn’t all big and ripped like the comic book hero. We called this pe nis type Thor because it’s shaped like a hammer. The head is big and the shaft is small, like a mushroom. This di ck is perfect for touching the entirety of your vaginal walls—and, with shallow thrusts, your center of gravity.





5 The Shroom. The mushroom manhood looks much like The Thor, but with more, shall we say, exaggerated features. It is typically smaller in size, and the head is more rounded, like an umbrella or a mushroom cap. To get the most of it, you’d better opt for doggy to allow for deeper thrusting, while making the base gratifyingly rub against your clitoris.
6 The “S.” This is a seemingly slithering purple monster, because it bends to one side and the other in an “S” shape. Despite its distorted shape, don’t write off this schlong as a freak of nature, because it may just make you a freak in bed. Depending on him and how he can make the most of his package, you can achieve “O” due to the tingling effect this shape brings.
7 The Chode. Wider than it is long, it is the Danny DeVito of joysticks. But don’t be turned off by this stump just yet. Though it can be very wide and typically stands at 4 to 5 inches, it can be very pleasurable, as it will satisfactorily fill every nook and cranny of your va gina. With deep thrusts, you can achieve maximum climax with this little fellow. Just be sure to have enough lubrication.
8 The Pencil. This love rod is, indeed, as straight as a rod. It appears straight and slim like a pencil. Its head is also almost the same width as the shaft, making it look very sleek and elongated. While this can be long, “wide” ladies won’t get much of that friction they need to get off. It can also poke your cervix, making se x painful. Woman on top and spooning are good positions.
9 The Carrot. The Carrot is perhaps the most desirable pe nis for women. It is slim in the end and gradually becomes thick at the base. The head is smaller and the shaft is bigger, forming a soft triangular shape that gives gradual pleasure to any woman in any position. Penetration is easy and sleek, but as the stiffy goes in deeper, the “ooh la la” sensations increase.
10 The Angry Wrestler. This pe nis seems angry when er ect, because it has veins popping out all over it. It looks veiny, but a sexier way to put it is “angry.” So this angry old chap can turn you on as you take in the veins lining up its length. There’s something primal and raw about this member, and you may even feel a slight, yet surprisingly awesome-feeling, throbbing of the veins inside you, giving you a subtle vibrating effect.

Ladies what do u think ? hope u saw ur choice der cheesy
angry
Romance › Re: Help!!!! by MrCork(op): 10:24pm On Jan 30, 2016
Durentt:
Dats why We have sleeping pills, shutup and go swallow one
....thank you b!tch!!
Romance › Re: Ladies Which One Will You Go For? by MrCork: 7:04pm On Jan 30, 2016
onstelly:
Isi aki
.. ok you win...I apologice...can I mate wit you? cheesy
Romance › Re: Ladies Which One Will You Go For? by MrCork: 5:57pm On Jan 30, 2016
JESUSBOIY:
but onstelly is darkskin nau.... undecided
..Onstelly is from ghana...she sopose to be dakskin!! angry
Romance › Re: Help!!!! by MrCork(op): 12:23pm On Jan 30, 2016
.......finaly slept & juss woookkup....GREAT ADVISE FROM Y'all...THANK YOU NAIRALANDERS!
....THANK YOU !!!
smiley
Romance › Help!!!! by MrCork(op): 5:17am On Jan 30, 2016
....It's 4am GMT & I can't sleep...please advise!! undecided

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