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Romance › Re: Top 20 GOODLOOKING Guys Of Romanceland 2015 by MrCork: 2:25am On Feb 02, 2016

pbs4real:
go and sleep it's late already

...you at work?...security guard? undecided

Romance › Re: Night Chat With Delectablegyal by MrCork: 2:24am On Feb 02, 2016

delectablegyal:
I wanna chat tonight. What's up, ladies and gentlemen?

Throw any question at me, ama catch it like a goal keeper.

[size=32pt]^^^^^^^ NAIRALAND MALE PRETENDING TO BE FEMALE!!![/size]

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Romance › Re: Top 20 GOODLOOKING Guys Of Romanceland 2015 by MrCork: 2:20am On Feb 02, 2016

QueenValerie:
Why cause yer not on there? ...You have no pic Cork.

...everyone in that list dyammmmm ugly..4REAL...not only becoss they ate homebasebbut becoss thet are homebase..lookat falconey for example...the boy looklike roadside mechanik! (REAL TALK) angry

Romance › Re: Top 20 GOODLOOKING Guys Of Romanceland 2015 by MrCork: 2:11am On Feb 02, 2016

Yes we ladies are tired of list based on females
Its time we acknowlege some of the goodlooking guys on NL ... These are the guys that dont have problem in the ladies department

* Djeezy
* Naijaboiy
* thesonofmark
* Macmilla
* Lalasticlala .......... Iffa hear fem nah ban
* falconey
* wristbangle
* Funlord
* tosyne2much
* kingtom
*cutehector
*jacksparrow0712
*blackett
*sinnzu
* sinizia
*pbs4real
* Zicoraad
*Dygeasy
*bosville ...... Nice hair
*

Note : if you bash me .. 12 hour minimum sentence or life

..wot the phuck??...OP HAS NO TASTE!! undecided

Romance › Re: Pls Help,.... I Fuuccccked, We Forked! by MrCork: 1:46am On Feb 02, 2016

JESUSBOIY:
Imagine u were sitting in ur room unclad,:-O u were thinking of something(that 1 u r tinkn nw)

Suddenly ur door sprungs open, a sexy n an unclad girl walks in,u luk up and u were immediatly frozen....her big and round bresst, beautiful n well devlop tittts ,a wel shavd va.g.ina and invitin pointed cli.toris and roun a.s.s is all in place infrnt of u..

Suddently, "cum here and f.u.ck me hard" was wat came out of her beautiful lips, ur brains nut were all loosen, u couldn't control ur head any longa, u suddenly forgoten u have lectures as a law student at uniben....

SUDdenly b4 u could say jack, she walks agresivesly towards,pushez u down on the floor,sits on ur big and already erect.ed dxck and starts ridin u,as u feel d hotnes n wetnes of her cuxnt,u grapp her breasst n start massaxging and fundling her alreadi hard t.i.ts,while u watch her hard clitooris as she keeps pumpin u up n down....... the end cheers

Now tell the truth didnt Ur diicc.k rise afta reading dis story?

...bro u sleep wit your house girl an you tink that's somtin to boast about?...on nairaland? undecided

Romance › Re: Pls Help,.... I Fuuccccked, We Forked! by MrCork: 1:43am On Feb 02, 2016

KashyBaby:
Ehhh hen..

Romance › Re: Picture This..... by MrCork(op): 1:40am On Feb 02, 2016

Jacksonville:
b4 she go damn ugly? ....all mah ladies Behind ojare . Even if she so pretty she suppose control yansh la ..but i suspect say u don deflower de yansh(anal) to d point it's loose ...weldone sir

...London girls show loads of respect but homebase females are fund of farting in your mouth when you wanna eat there cookie thou.... I lie? undecided

Romance › Re: Picture This..... by MrCork(op): 1:28am On Feb 02, 2016

Jacksonville:
dama if she fart i no wan hear story... Cuz ah go break dat smelly nyansh ....

Or mess mah own

...easier said than done...bro but what if she dyammm fine preeety?.....do you say... *thank you?*

Family › Re: Oyibo Woman Enjoying Her Trip To Abakaliki With Her Hubby by MrCork: 1:17am On Feb 02, 2016

diasporaman:
A friend posted this awesome photos on his Facebook. The photos depicts true love from a Finnish lady .

...wha the f**** is a beaauriful white lady doing in that Nigeria place insted of hear in London?(no ofense) angry

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Romance › Re: 8 Tips On How To Have The Best Time On Valentine's Day by MrCork: 12:47am On Feb 02, 2016

Mprex:
lol. wbu

Business › Re: Photos: Lagos Computer Village Razed By Fire by MrCork: 12:26am On Feb 02, 2016

refiner:
eeeyaaaa....so bad!

....darlin..so do you where tongue? cheesy

Food › Re: The Chicken Burger I Bought At Onitsha Restaurant (Pictures) by MrCork: 11:51pm On Feb 01, 2016

refiner:
u re dark skin??....den its ova...cos I equally love light skin guys.......pls do change ur colour too!

...lightskin guys are homo....I ain't no homo...am a gangster!! angry

Food › Re: The Chicken Burger I Bought At Onitsha Restaurant (Pictures) by MrCork: 10:49pm On Feb 01, 2016

refiner:
lol......u must be a charcoal like colour,since u re so much interested in light skin gals...nt ur fault tho!

...correct..yes I am darkskin but berrra loookin than the nomal dakskin dude....the rule is thou. .every black female MUST be lightskin yellow. I lie?.. Anyways plis change color before I arrive in nigeria so you can show me around that place..an we also end up to the *thing*..am so lookin for ward to entering! wink

Romance › Re: Wish 5 Romancelander A Happy New Month by MrCork: 9:00pm On Feb 01, 2016

refiner:
I never mentioned love dere....did I

...yes you did...read your post again! wink

Food › Re: The Chicken Burger I Bought At Onitsha Restaurant (Pictures) by MrCork: 8:57pm On Feb 01, 2016

refiner:
wich babe?....so u av been checking my dp every now and den....Hw do u knw I uploaded a new pics

...loookhear sweet hart.... the 2016 mission is to make sure 99.9% of females on nairaland become lightskin... u only 2% lightskin & this is not acceptable coz u need to look very preeeety...this is why YOU MUSS CHANGE COLOR ..am in NIgeria Next month and you must come to my hotel lookin lighskin nice,. The good news as of now is that we oficailly friends & you one of my lovelys!! wink

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Food › Re: The Chicken Burger I Bought At Onitsha Restaurant (Pictures) by MrCork: 7:08pm On Feb 01, 2016

refiner:

..ok i forgive you coz I wish me & as of now we oficialy friends...who is the fine sweet lookin babe wit the afro? cheesy

Romance › Re: Wish 5 Romancelander A Happy New Month by MrCork: 6:35pm On Feb 01, 2016

refiner:
am wishing all nairaland a merry new months...and most especially....
dollyjoy!

stfuareugod

myfantasies

naijaboiy

estherfabian

lezzlie

cruzita

mrcork

agarawu23

laveda

toks2008

tho I might nt be happy wif some of dem up dere,buh av forgiven dem tho!....wishing u guys d best dis month...

^^^^ Refiner loves me.....ok then I love u 2!! wink

Romance › Re: I'm New Here, Welcome Me by MrCork: 5:56pm On Feb 01, 2016

Nikita1:

...are you lightskiin? angry

Romance › Re: I'm New Here, Welcome Me by MrCork: 4:57pm On Feb 01, 2016

Nikita1:
Hello friends, I have heard so much about NL. I'm new here and willing to make friends. Anybody to show me around

Romance › Re: Is This The Tallest Woman In Nigeria ? (LOOK) by MrCork: 4:30pm On Feb 01, 2016

Mprex:
i thought you've been banned for a lifetime

...see yor Somali headlike Ghana made pop corn...an may I remind you I drive £28000 (cash) range rover spot....miss you all ways answer a question wita question?....have you shance your color to lightskin yellow?...YES or morrrrafokin NO?..goat!! (No ofeense! undecided

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Romance › Re: Is This The Tallest Woman In Nigeria ? (LOOK) by MrCork: 3:12pm On Feb 01, 2016

Mprex:

chai. God its not fair oh

...are you lightskin? angry

Romance › Re: Is This The Tallest Woman In Nigeria ? (LOOK) by MrCork: 3:11pm On Feb 01, 2016

adesegun121:
Hmmm dis woman tall ooo..

Choiiii

Na hand work of God

....and she ain't lightskin!! angry

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Romance › Re: Is This The Tallest Woman In Nigeria ? (LOOK) by MrCork: 3:10pm On Feb 01, 2016

adesegun121:
Hmmm dis woman tall ooo..

Choiiii

Na hand work of God

Romance › Re: Picture This..... by MrCork(op): 1:28pm On Feb 01, 2016

nickkylawve:
how u darling

...which darlin?...STOPPPIT... anyways are you one of those lagos women who intesionaly fart on a guys face while they busy eatin the *cookie* ? undecided

Romance › Re: Picture This..... by MrCork(op): 1:25pm On Feb 01, 2016

nickkylawve:
how u darling

Romance › Re: Picture This..... by MrCork(op): 1:24pm On Feb 01, 2016

..ladies ..but why do you do this after we go outter out to plissyou by Eating the coookie? undecided

Romance › Re: This Photo Of A N*ked Mother Breastfeeding Her Baby Has Divided Nigerians by MrCork: 11:09am On Feb 01, 2016

bclemsnews:
From www.bclems.com

A young mother shared the picture above of herself naked and breastfeeding her baby on Instagram and her Nigerian followers are right now arguing whether the photo is appropriate or not.

See messages and comment by nigerians its a caption text image click this link http://www.bclems.com/2016/01/this-photo-of-nked-mother-breastfeeding.html

..kaiiiiiiiiii, this is diasgusstin....more picture plis!! cheesy

Romance › Re: Ladies: Which Nairalander Would You like to Give A Blow.job? by MrCork: 10:51am On Feb 01, 2016

delectablegyal:
this i.diot is not a londoner.

^^^^^another dumb male pretendin to be female on nairaland...Edddiot boy! undecided

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Romance › Re: Ladies: Which Nairalander Would You like to Give A Blow.job? by MrCork: 10:16am On Feb 01, 2016

delectablegyal:
I'd like to gv l.a.l.a.s.t.i.c.l.a.la.

U?

^^^^delectablegyal IS A MALE!!!

Romance › Re: Picture This..... by MrCork(op): 8:21am On Feb 01, 2016

Jacksparr0w1207:
Pls derailers and trolls should keep off this interesting thread
Thanks

^^^this one is a gentleman & a role model for nairalanders...thank you sir..JACK SPARROW FOR PRESIDENT....JACK SPARROW FOR PRESIDENT!

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Romance › Re: Picture This..... by MrCork(op): 8:16am On Feb 01, 2016*

kingsmok:
I think you need to grow up and be very careful

. ....Farmer...sorry if you upset
but if you don't under stand wot *cookie* means...ASK..this is a mature covo for over 18s & if you can't relate...plis go back to yor farm...My job is to chase women..not to make u happy! (No ofeense) undecided

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Romance › Re: And Her Pvssy Smelt Like Crayfish by MrCork: 2:16am On Feb 01, 2016

jonaifame22:
I banged dis fgal 2day and there was this crayfish smell allover the place, and she's so beautiful mtcheew

..well..my proofesssuonal opinioon....yor head ckearly not correct!! (No ofeense) undecided

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