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Romance › Re: An Embarrassing Encounter by MrCork: 6:18pm On Jan 28, 2016

Krystof:
So I was in church yesterday determined to make the most of the service. However, sitting directly opposite me on the other side of the aisle was a 'sister' a very beautiful one, she made it almost impossible for me to concentrate on anything that was going on. I just couldn get my eyes off her, it wasn't because of her beauty or her charming smile, NO! It was simply because there was nowhere else to look. Her dress though fine, was not decent enough for church. No matter how much she pulled, it just wouldn't go down, no matter how decently she tried to sit, it was still in my face, her legs, her exposed legs (trying to sound decent) it was right there, staring me in the face. I was heavily distracted and uncomfortable. I don't believe she deliberately set out to distract anybody (coz she was pretty and didn't need any 'aggressive marketing' to sell) but that was what she ended up doing, she distracted me. Whenever our eyes crossed, she'd adjust herself as if i was some pervert. It was both embarrassing and unnerving. She kept on acting as if I was taking advantage of her or something, who even wanted to see what she was showing sef (I wish there was somewhere else to look). When I couldn't take it anymore, I had to change my position, it was a relief (some fresh air at last). Ladies please watch what you were and how you sit especially in church, it is a place where we go to worship (or pretend to do so) and where we are all presumed to be 'holy'. Please do not make others uncomfortable, why not sit at d back if you know your dress is short? Why not use a shawl? Please let not your dressing lead another to sin.
Anyway like I said earlier, the sister is very pretty, after service I seriously considered...

...WHA THA FOK??....you loookin at your sister's pant in church cos ther was no wear to look??...bro you a patvat & shot be jailed !! (No oofense). angry

Celebrities › Re: Lady Claims Seun Kuti Is The Father Of Her Baby( photos) by MrCork: 6:14pm On Jan 28, 2016

refiner:
lol......my bad!....could u pls give me a second chance

hehhhehe.....

...anyways...you will get your shance to finally kisss a londoner! wink

Celebrities › Re: Lady Claims Seun Kuti Is The Father Of Her Baby( photos) by MrCork: 6:06pm On Jan 28, 2016

refiner:
lol......my bad!....could u pls give me a second chance

hehhhehe.....

....apologys accepted...ok I will sleep wityou when I arrive in nigeria in March....make sure you where somtin nice & plisss plisss pliss..make improve ment on yor English.. nairaland is Not a market place!! (No oofeense) angry

Romance › Re: 2 Nairalanders Airforce1 And Pinkjacket9 Love Up In New Photos by MrCork: 4:04pm On Jan 28, 2016

Airforce1:
Whenever I'm with this beautiful pinkjacket9 of a girl, I feel so on top of The world.

She's fun to be with and ginger me a lot.

Pinky you rock

'cc lalasticlala

...ermm bro...not sure if you notise but do you realise she's dakskin?..(no oofense)! angry

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Romance › Re: 2 Nairalanders Airforce1 And Pinkjacket9 Love Up In New Photos by MrCork: 4:01pm On Jan 28, 2016*

Airforce1:
Whenever I'm with this beautiful pinkjacket9 of a girl, I feel so on top of The world.

She's fun to be with and ginger me a lot.

Pinky you rock

'cc lalasticlala

...ermm bro...not sure if you where glassses but do you realise she's dakskin?(no ofeense)! angry

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Romance › Re: 2 Nairalanders Airforce1 And Pinkjacket9 Love Up In New Photos by MrCork: 3:57pm On Jan 28, 2016

Airforce1:
Whenever I'm with this beautiful pinkjacket9 of a girl, I feel so on top of The world.

She's fun to be with and ginger me a lot.

Pinky you rock

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Celebrities › Re: Lady Claims Seun Kuti Is The Father Of Her Baby( photos) by MrCork: 3:49pm On Jan 28, 2016

refiner:
I won't be surprise dat u might be in ur oga shop and be typing all dis shiit!....ordinary male servant like u....mtsheeeew!

.....sweeet hat
...am no longer gooono sleep wit you when I arrive in that place nigeria in March.....thats your punishment! angry

Romance › Re: Isssit The Biggest Insult Ever? by MrCork(op): 3:39pm On Jan 28, 2016

angels09:
Link yer fwend up with a lower station but make sure he signs a life insurance with you as beneficiary

..great advise...thanks bro...I been eyeing his 6 serries Bmw with private plates tho...convertible....the problem is he falls into love very easily...especially with anything in sket undecided

Romance › Re: Isssit The Biggest Insult Ever? by MrCork(op): 3:27pm On Jan 28, 2016

...my friends mum calld me 20minutes ago....she said he hasn't eaten for 3 days.....I suspet hunger strike! undecided

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Romance › Re: Isssit The Biggest Insult Ever? by MrCork(op): 3:23pm On Jan 28, 2016

firstking01:
mr cock ur weak mehn

...really? ....son ask your woman about me...I dare u...mention my name & ask if she no Mr Cork!! angry

Romance › Re: Isssit The Biggest Insult Ever? by MrCork(op): 3:18pm On Jan 28, 2016

vizkiz:
can you come back Kate? I am busy... Can't you see?

..^^^^^^^Dry...Mr Cork wannnabe!! undecided

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Romance › Re: Isssit The Biggest Insult Ever? by MrCork(op): 2:50pm On Jan 28, 2016

vizkiz:
calm down vannesa, can't you see I am talking to a woman? Are you blind?

..son I like you as a son...4REAL....ain't you gots LEGO to play with?....anyways...the liberian girl is mine!! (Michael Jackson said it best) angry

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Romance › Re: Isssit The Biggest Insult Ever? by MrCork(op): 2:44pm On Jan 28, 2016

QueenValerie:
Cork I told you I won't be an unwed mother.

.....na u sabi.....no guy MUST near you....pirrrrriod!!! angry

Romance › Re: Isssit The Biggest Insult Ever? by MrCork(op): 2:42pm On Jan 28, 2016

firstking01:
ur a weak ass niggar ur a weak ass niggar

...weak?...moi?...son I can take your woman anyday (REAL TALK MA NIGGGGGGA).....and by the way..the tread is about a friend in not of help...not me.. YOU GHANA PEOPLE MENNNN!! ((No ofeense)) undecided

Romance › Re: Isssit The Biggest Insult Ever? by MrCork(op): 2:37pm On Jan 28, 2016

vizkiz:
oh, so you mean I am the only person who gets to see the frown more? That just wicked

..SON....you berrrra bakkkkof from my future second baby mama.... QueenValerie...before I cast vooodooo spell on that your looooong neck..can you afford her?.. goat! angry

Romance › Re: Isssit The Biggest Insult Ever? by MrCork(op): 2:35pm On Jan 28, 2016

Fabulocity:
Fųcking retaŕd

^^^^^you c the reson why nobody dates dakskin females. ..they cosss too much.. even mechanic, bus condoctor, plumba,taxso driver set don't want her....and then she complains no man want her on nairaland. .goat! undecided

Romance › Re: Isssit The Biggest Insult Ever? by MrCork(op): 12:02pm On Jan 28, 2016

Ishilove:
Isn't it time you upgraded to a higher model? Range Rover sport is so last year.

...the bad news is I be selling my range in August if I make enough profitt selling my friends property in pekam and buy a Bentley...used one. ...the good news though is that you will become my baby mama in September....you the choosen one!. wink

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Romance › Re: Isssit The Biggest Insult Ever? by MrCork(op): 11:40am On Jan 28, 2016

Fabulocity:
Leave her alone you shameless troll

....can't you see am talking to babe?(Angelbeery).....who open the care an wear you come from?....WILL YOU GERARAHEARRRRR MENNNN!!...goat! (No ofeense) angry

Romance › Re: Isssit The Biggest Insult Ever? by MrCork(op): 11:24am On Jan 28, 2016

Angelberry:
Lmao, tell your imaginary friend to calm his nerves down and move to the next lady. I know you're the.....

^^^^^immmaginarry?...this Ghana chick dyammm stobbbborn...mennnnnn!! angry

Romance › Re: Isssit The Biggest Insult Ever? by MrCork(op): 10:47am On Jan 28, 2016

Angelberry:
Lol, I am light skinned, I don't have to bleach my skin.
Yeah.....we cool but don't be depress cos a lady rejected you.

^^^^^ther she goes again & she say she's not cusssin....sweeery am not sure if you wear glasses or sunshade at night but I said my friend plans to throw himsel off thanes bridge cosss babe rejected him...NOT ME GADDDDDEMIT....& MAY I REMIND you Aim from pekam London & I drive £28000 (cash) range rover spot....which usualy mean I can get any woman...marrrryed women included! angry

Romance › Re: Isssit The Biggest Insult Ever? by MrCork(op): 10:42am On Jan 28, 2016

Angelberry:
Lol, I am light skinned, I don't have to bleach my skin.
Yeah.....we cool but don't be depress cos a lady rejected you.

Romance › Re: Isssit The Biggest Insult Ever? by MrCork(op): 10:34am On Jan 28, 2016

Angelberry:
Yes, you have problem with that?

....lady how?....in which plannet?..you are not s lady...but i forgive you becccos you plan to change your color to lightskin. ....we cool!! wink

Romance › Re: Isssit The Biggest Insult Ever? by MrCork(op): 9:42am On Jan 28, 2016

Angelberry:
OMG....I didn't curse you

...ooooo yess you didn't cuss me....you are a lady..correct?? angry

Romance › Re: Isssit The Biggest Insult Ever? by MrCork(op): 9:40am On Jan 28, 2016

Angelberry:
Now I know you are a troll, did you read that post?
In fact you are the one the lady rejected, sorry about that please don't kill yourself. we will miss you

....is like that?... you call me troll.. you tell me to kill my seff & you say this is not cusssin?.... you jump on other people's thread cussin & trying to derail the to pick & then you call me a troll??......you call your seff a lady but then you want war?.....fine wit me....you play with fire..you get burn.. .. watch!!! angry

Romance › Re: Isssit The Biggest Insult Ever? by MrCork(op): 8:50am On Jan 28, 2016

Angelberry:
Did I curse you Mr? I'm sorry if you are offended by my post.

....a guy wants to jump from a bridge into river Thames simply be coss he got rejected & insted of helping you start cussin....don't you no there are people out there who looose hope in life very easily..it's a form of sickness..but insted..you cusss....you always make fun of sick people?..why are you black women always cusssin?... why? undecided

Romance › Re: Isssit The Biggest Insult Ever? by MrCork(op): 8:47am On Jan 28, 2016

Angelberry:
Did I curse you Mr? I'm sorry if you are offended by my post.

....a guy wants to jump from a bridge into river Thames simply be coss he got rejected & insted of helping you start cussin....don't you no there are people out there who looose hope in life very easily..it's a form of sickness..but insted..you cusss.why are you black women always cusssin?... why? undecided

Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Started Acting Strange...help! by MrCork: 7:56am On Jan 28, 2016

beeserious:
MrCork. I wouldn't want to meet you in real life. You sound like an ignorant and repulsive buffoon.
And what do you mean Im not even lightskin? Which human being have you created?

...pliss rememba am juss tryna hep you....if other females on nairaland like ordnary Onstelly can listin to my profesional advise & change ther color to lightskin yellow...who are ordnary you not to listin.....and by the way..did I mention I drive £28000 cash range rover spot!! wink

Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Started Acting Strange...help! by MrCork: 7:53am On Jan 28, 2016

beeserious:
MrCork. I wouldn't want to meet you in real life. You sound like an ignorant and repulsive buffoon.
And what do you mean Im not even lightskin? Which human being have you created?

...pliss rememba am juss tryna hep you....if other females on nairaland like Onstelly can listin to my profesional advise & change ther color to lightskin yellow...who are you not to liston.....and by the way..did I mention I drive £28000 cash range rover spot!! wink

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Romance › Re: As A Lady, Can You Marry A Guy You're Far Taller Than? by MrCork: 7:48am On Jan 28, 2016

Omotayor123:
OP, Did you say Far Taller
Then my answer is No

Romance › Re: As A Lady, Can You Marry A Guy You're Far Taller Than? by MrCork: 7:43am On Jan 28, 2016

Lasgidy1:
I'm 5.0ft while my bae is 5.9ft. I know most girls always want to date or marry a guy thats taller than them. So it baffles me to imagine my bae agreeing to love me. Sometimes I wonder if its me she's in love with or my money.
Ladies, can you love or marry someone you're far taller than? State reasons for your answers pls

Cc: lalaclasticlala...

....Bro...you a midget loookin for woman on nairaland?...Abu?....can you get a shoe maker to make you high hill shoes? (No oofense) angry

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Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Started Acting Strange...help! by MrCork: 7:39am On Jan 28, 2016

beeserious:
MrCork. I wouldn't want to meet you in real life. You sound like an ignorant and repulsive buffoon.
And what do you mean Im not even lightskin? Which human being have you created?

....ermm sweery...change yor color to lightskin yellow then we can talk...I only talk to beaiiroful women & you not beaiiroful....& may I remind you am from London..have you bieen to London? ..PHUCK NO!!....then I rest ma case!! (No oofeense) angry

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