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Romance › Re: Ladies Could U Serriously Do This?.. Be Honest! by MrCork(op): 11:04am On Oct 18, 2015

Estharfabian:
LoL! Tah!

I was Watching in 3D......

...anyways bak to the thread before beeen rudely intaruppted by that angry homebase nigerian called theLegion.....sweeery how would feel if u go out for dinner wit a guy who chop chicken in front of u wit his bear hand?? ......serrriously...wouldnt he make u feelin like u out wit a roadside mechanic? .. would u there see him again?...be honest? undecided

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Romance › Re: Ladies Could U Serriously Do This?.. Be Honest! by MrCork(op): 11:00am On Oct 18, 2015

theLegion:
Nna ehn... Lemme comment my reserve, or should I reserve my comment? Lmao!!!
@MrCork it's so sad reading your meaningless posts and replys on here. You live in London, you own a range rover, please how is it our business??
A londoner with bad spellings and wordings, one who brags joblessly on nairaland, one who insults and indirectly insults Nigerians because of some stupid Fork and Knife shii that he can't even spell properly... You need to grow up and act like a grown up man, ever watched the movie "HangOver", you act like the guy whose childish attitude ruined his family.
Please educate yourself properly and try to be reasonable when it comes to creating topics and trends on here.
And also, please get a job and go get yourself a range rover, because someone this jobless and unreasonable can't acquire expensive stuffs like that. Am a Nigerian, an African, am proud to be one. We have our own lifestyle, the worthless and unimportant Fork and Knife stuff ain't worth nothing.
#SipsCoke

...see yor Somali head like jacket potato....when did i ever abuse u, any nody & jobless nigerians on nairaland??....when?...issit ma fault u dont hav moiney to come to london...or isssit ma fault u cant use fok n knife..or isssit ma fault women dont want u or even sef, isssit ma fault u cant aford £28,000(cash) Range rover spot??..... Bro be nice & i will post u £10 to but a suits ther in Nigeria!!! (no oofeinse) angry

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Romance › Re: Ladies Could U Serriously Do This?.. Be Honest! by MrCork(op): 9:18pm On Oct 17, 2015

...anyways bak to the serrrios thread...any American females on nairaland?....can u date guys who eat wit bate hands..lookin like ilitarates roadside mechanic?... pls be honest? embarassed

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Romance › Re: Ladies Could U Serriously Do This?.. Be Honest! by MrCork(op): 9:17pm On Oct 17, 2015

ENIGMA24:
Pls don't let immigration read dis at all Biko
Ur English could get u deported, we still need some Nigerian noisemakers there...
I still maintain....u r one sick xenocentric pig!
I'm a fighter nt a lover when it comes to dealing with cunts like u.....
"" kabbbbbbish?""""

...ok son.. you win!! undecided

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Romance › Re: Ladies Could U Serriously Do This?.. Be Honest! by MrCork(op): 8:50pm On Oct 17, 2015

ENIGMA24:
Yo beeeech
I was simply stating that ur London cries are beggining to make u sound like a xenocentric pig...
Nd read carefully......my replies implied a Nigerian setting....your thread from the beginning didn't mention a foreign restaurant.....meanwhile (toomuch offence intended)

...calm down son..no nid for voilencse...I take it u want to compare our london resturant to that yor resturant in lagos?..abi?

Any ways..son..am a lover not a fighter...the gooal of this gr8 threads is to educate...USE FOK N KNIFE IN FRONT OF A LADY!!..KABBBBBBISH? undecided

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Romance › Re: Ladies Could U Serriously Do This?.. Be Honest! by MrCork(op): 8:45pm On Oct 17, 2015

Maximillian1:
This dudes english is terrible or am I the only one noticing it

....correctuon..

me, londoner...
you,that nigeria

me, gots pound sterlin
you..nada..juss naira

me..drive £28.000(cash) range rover spot
you..rely on okada trasspot

DO THE MATHS!!(no ofeense) angry

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Romance › Re: Ladies Could U Serriously Do This?.. Be Honest! by MrCork(op): 8:41pm On Oct 17, 2015

..last time I ate wit ma hand waz 4yers old ..I waz eatin pop corn..we now do the gentl man ting calld fok n knife!!(real ralk) angry

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Romance › Re: Ladies Could U Serriously Do This?.. Be Honest! by MrCork(op): 8:26pm On Oct 17, 2015

misspicy:
I would never date such a guy,i prefer londoners from peckam like you....even tho i love naijaboiy,if he eats chicken with hands i will dump him...final

..WHA THA PHUCK??...naijaboy??...sweery did u mean Mr Cork? angry

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Romance › Re: Ladies Could U Serriously Do This?.. Be Honest! by MrCork(op): 8:23pm On Oct 17, 2015

misspicy:
I would never date such a guy,i prefer londoners from peckam like you....even tho i love naijaboiy,if he eats chicken with hands i will dump him...final

^^^^at last...a lady wit taste...(((((WIFEY MATERIIAL))))) wink

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Romance › Re: Ladies Could U Serriously Do This?.. Be Honest! by MrCork(op): 8:22pm On Oct 17, 2015

ENIGMA24:
Im just pointing out the obvious, any dude could pretend to gain attention...
Nd what's with the homebase stunt....dude I'm Nigerian and I'm proud.....
You are Yankee baseed ...who e help?
(Plenty offence)

....so u a proud to be nigerian & woud eat wit yor hand in a London resturant....abi??... bro I dont mean to sound rude but this is the exat reasons why u holiday maker people get yor @ss deported bak to that nigeria..REAL TALK!! (no ofeeense) angry

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Romance › Re: Ladies Could U Serriously Do This?.. Be Honest! by MrCork(op): 6:33pm On Oct 17, 2015

Snowangel4:
At least he go enjoy d chicken vry well and also do justice to d bone

.and pls QUIT SPEKIN PIGEON ENGLISH!!(no ofeeense).. angry

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Romance › Re: Ladies Could U Serriously Do This?.. Be Honest! by MrCork(op): 6:31pm On Oct 17, 2015

Snowangel4:
At least he go enjoy d chicken vry well and also do justice to d bone

..eemm sweery ..may I remind u am fron Pekam London an juss in case u ask..I drive £28.000(cash) range rover spot!! angry

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Romance › Re: 10 Reasons To Date A Dark Skin Lady by MrCork: 6:26pm On Oct 17, 2015

collinsflex:
Nice Write up Dude...Keep it flowing...Kudos

..brother..u nid to change yor topick to lightskin females coz no man agrees wit u and yor on yor own hear..serrriously!! (No ofeeense) angry

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Romance › Re: Ladies Could U Serriously Do This?.. Be Honest! by MrCork(op): 6:24pm On Oct 17, 2015

Snowangel4:
I go bring water for him to wash his hands sef...fork ko knife ni

^^^^^this r the kinda females to avoid...the village once usauly hav tribal mak!!(no ofeeense) undecided

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Romance › Re: Ladies Could U Serriously Do This?.. Be Honest! by MrCork(op): 6:21pm On Oct 17, 2015

...has any one noticed that the real ladies hav not yet ressponded to say anytin negativr?...this is becoz they r now shock that 99.9% of females on nairaland will actualy date guys who use bare hands to it....and.from a Londoner point of view..we r dyamm shock!!(no ofeense) undecided

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Romance › Re: Ladies Could U Serriously Do This?.. Be Honest! by MrCork(op): 6:18pm On Oct 17, 2015

flawlesRebirth:
.no b only fok......its Bleep

.. are u lightskin?...ever been to resturant?...did u read the quesstion? ..Goat!!(no ofeeense) embarassed

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Crime › Re: PHOTO: Man Gets Electrocuted While Trying To Steal From A Shop In Rivers by MrCork: 6:14pm On Oct 17, 2015

olokfor:
[img]http://2.bp..com/-lKxNxNAtZFw/ViHrpw1Jt-I/AAAAAAABHNA/OVnlCXNej08/s400/Capture.PNG[/img]
This incident happened yesterday at Ogbogu community, Onlega LGA, Rivers State. An eyewitness gave the account of the tragedy thus: "Yesterday this man laying down here lifeless went to break into someone's shop without knowing that the person had wired his whole store with electricity, he succeeded in entering the shop but was immediately caught by the trap and that was his end.".....R.I.P to him.....

http://www.metronaija.com/2015/10/photo-man-gets-electrocuted-while.html

cc: lalasticlala

..nice 6 pack!! cheesy

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Romance › Re: Ladies Could U Serriously Do This?.. Be Honest! by MrCork(op): 6:12pm On Oct 17, 2015

flawlesRebirth:
Mtwwssshhhhh....

...sweery dont worry..when u come to london..u will under stand....so u hav atitude coz u never dated guy who use fok n knife to chop chicken ..abi?.. BLACK WOMEN!(no ofeeense) undecided

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Romance › Re: Ladies Could U Serriously Do This?.. Be Honest! by MrCork(op): 6:09pm On Oct 17, 2015

ENIGMA24:
I see this as being realistic
The guy could pretend to use fork tru out the period of dating and courtship and den use his hand to eat chicken nd his tongue to lick the plate at the wedding reception.....at this point wetin you wan do?

....brother..r u one of those homebase guys that chew sugarcane in front of chicks??...and then when they ingnore u..u call them lesssbiians..abi?

...dont u no its all about gentlemanism...eatin wit fok n knife in front of females? (No ofeense) angry

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Romance › Re: Ladies Could U Serriously Do This?.. Be Honest! by MrCork(op): 6:04pm On Oct 17, 2015*

faith551:
No be only fok na Bleep.
I thought all this fake life styles where meant for ladies

..brother...ladies r meant to be impressed which is y u muss eat wit fok n knife in front of every lady (This is the nomba one rule)..Goat.

..anyways itt will make sense ones u reach 18 yers old!(no ofeeense) undecided

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Romance › Re: Ladies Could U Serriously Do This?.. Be Honest! by MrCork(op): 5:58pm On Oct 17, 2015

INTROVERT:
story

..sweery hav u ever been to a restaurant wher they use cutlery setts?... propa resturant?...not the types they sell meat pie or gala! (no ofeeense) angry

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Romance › Re: Ladies Could U Serriously Do This?.. Be Honest! by MrCork(op): 5:55pm On Oct 17, 2015*

FruityLass:
have you been to Niger delta?
Do you see people eating akpu with fork?
No offeinse

....ok..so they ban fok n knife ther in nigeria?....bro the thread clearly says ..LADIES ONLY...Goat!!. angry

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Romance › Re: Ladies Could U Serriously Do This?.. Be Honest! by MrCork(op): 5:52pm On Oct 17, 2015

....ladies be honest...so u tellin us u can introduse a guy who uses his bare hands to eat ..to yo parents?... this is serrrrious!! embarassed

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Romance › Re: Ladies Could U Serriously Do This?.. Be Honest! by MrCork(op): 5:50pm On Oct 17, 2015*

FruityLass:
Eating with hands makes the food more tasty.

Yayy

....bro if u hav notin imporrant to contribute..plis go n sell petrol or somtin menn.. hav u been to london?.. do u see people eatin spageti wit bear hands?...GOAT! (no ofeennse) angry

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Romance › Re: 10 Reasons To Date A Dark Skin Lady by MrCork: 5:45pm On Oct 17, 2015

gab264:
Must yhu insult him?? u have to make yaa point and just leave the Op alone, he is not responsible for yaa woes for God sake.

....when did I in sult him?..why muss he create lie thread & desive people.. Op said dakskin females r beaurifull.. how? (No oofense) angry

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Romance › Re: Ladies Could U Serriously Do This?.. Be Honest! by MrCork(op): 5:42pm On Oct 17, 2015

..pls remember *truth hurts*... so please be honnest . (Mature contributions)!

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Romance › Ladies Could U Serriously Do This?.. Be Honest! by MrCork(op): 5:40pm On Oct 17, 2015

..Ladies..telll the truth for ones & let the devil be ashame ....could u date a guy (usualy the homebase guys) who uses bare hands to eat chicken??... COULD YOU?? ..SERRRIOUSLY? undecided

..we ask simply becos in london..we use fok n knife to eat chicken! (True Story) wink

Please advice? (no ofeennse). angry

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Romance › Re: 10 Reasons To Date A Dark Skin Lady by MrCork: 5:30pm On Oct 17, 2015

collinsflex:
Am writing this from my own point of view, amnot trying to support anyone. Am a lover of dark ladies cuz they look attractive and beautiful

1.Black Is Natural N Beautiful: Like the song favour sang, black is natural and beautiful...it not available for purchase like their rivals..

2.Black is Confident N Bold: When you see a dark lady you see d boldness in them...they are just too confident to b ignore...get one for your self n u will b lucky u did

3.Dark Ladies Are Smart: Dark ladies are smart, they are smarter Dan ur android fone...d cpu isn't a satch for them...

4.Black Respect Every Other Colour: Like their rivals who condemn other colours, dark skin girls love and respect every other colour...dark gals are far from feminism..

5.Black Has Value: dark girls have value that cannot be purchase...When you have that dark, lovely and shinny skin be grateful to God

6.Black Is not Competitive: Dark Girl do not compete to be noticed...can you imagine fly feeding on sugar? That's not possible...how will u expect an epitome of beauty to stress before being notced..Tufiakwa..Osanobua-wa-e-vhidan

7.Dark Ladies Are Lively: Have u have sat with a dark lady, dey are always nice, lively and chatty...if you haven't u better do dat now

8.They Support N Believe In Your Dreams: To all guys out there Wu really want to grow big in life... Try Dark, lovely n natural

9.Low Cost Of Maintenance: You know d rest

10. Add yours

...bro yor head is not correct becos yo head is not correct juss for today...if black is natural..is lightskin females not natural?..r u a homebase roadside mechanick? (No ofeense). angry

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Romance › Re: 10 Reasons To Date A Dark Skin Lady by MrCork: 5:23pm On Oct 17, 2015

collinsflex:
Am writing this from my own point of view, amnot trying to support anyone. Am a lover of dark ladies cuz they look attractive and beautiful

1.Black Is Natural N Beautiful: Like the song favour sang, black is natural and beautiful...it not available for purchase like their rivals..

2.Black is Confident N Bold: When you see a dark lady you see d boldness in them...they are just too confident to b ignore...get one for your self n u will b lucky u did

3.Dark Ladies Are Smart: Dark ladies are smart, they are smarter Dan ur android fone...d cpu isn't a satch for them...

4.Black Respect Every Other Colour: Like their rivals who condemn other colours, dark skin girls love and respect every other colour...dark gals are far from feminism..

5.Black Has Value: dark girls have value that cannot be purchase...When you have that dark, lovely and shinny skin be grateful to God

6.Black Is not Competitive: Dark Girl do not compete to be noticed...can you imagine fly feeding on sugar? That's not possible...how will u expect an epitome of beauty to stress before being notced..Tufiakwa..Osanobua-wa-e-vhidan

7.Dark Ladies Are Lively: Have u have sat with a dark lady, dey are always nice, lively and chatty...if you haven't u better do dat now

8.They Support N Believe In Your Dreams: To all guys out there Wu really want to grow big in life... Try Dark, lovely n natural

9.Low Cost Of Maintenance: You know d rest

10. Add yours

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Romance › Re: Why Do Black Women Hate Kissing?? by MrCork(op): 7:21pm On Oct 08, 2015

. ..u ask a black female ffor kiss & there response is all ways:

...With who? angry

Or

...you & who? angry

Or

...its against ma religion angry

Or

..you craze.. angry

Or

...thweem swaaar for u angry

Or

..sorry I only kiss Londoners like Mr Cork!! wink

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Romance › Re: Why Do Black Women Hate Kissing?? by MrCork(op): 7:14pm On Oct 08, 2015*

booqee:
so because of ordinary 100naira recharge card u were expecting a kiss?! My friend Get lost!
Mtchewww

......why not?...is re charge card free? angry

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Romance › Re: Why Do Black Women Hate Kissing?? by MrCork(op): 1:23pm On Oct 08, 2015

memyselfndi:
Yes really

Am using a new moniker now

^^STORY..are u lightskin &:can u kiss? angry

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