₦airaland Forum

dragunov:
Do you blame a typist for knowing how to type? Do you blame an actor for knowing his trade? Why do you blame a soldier for knowing how to fight? Abi which kind people I dey share country with like this?

GrammarNazi1:
Jegede, do you have empathy yourself?!

Do you?

You can only take, but you cannot give!

Only leeches are like that.

^^^^^^^RUBBBBBBIIISH!!!!!
Broke people all ways have somtin shittty to say coz they broke......Bro she fine as fukk and she derserves moiney.
brother...you dont have moiney..YOU STEP UP YOR GAME!!!!!!!((((no oofenesce)))

Babatunjo:
Why do women hate this guy so much?

MadeINchenzen2:
So I called this banny, who's actually my babe... She just got back from church and chatted me on Whatsapp, asking me what's up, I asked her what's she gonna do for the remainder of the day and she said " nothing" much but she misses me and would want us to have some intimate moments.

We've been dating for 6 months and we've done virtually everything but sex.

... So I told her to get dressed and that I would communicate to her where to meet me.

So I arranged for a cozy corner for guests and called her to meet me there.

She came, and I ordered for some chi exotic fruit juice and a plate of rice and fish pepper-soup , and left her to finish up as I move to grab a packet of flavoured 🍓🍓 condom.


When I returned, she has finished devouring everything on the plate and was requesting for another one. I was like "wait, let's do that later"... She agreed.

I asked her if she would like to take a shower, just to know if she had her bath before coming... But her response Was" No, No need for that"

So I started with the smooching and entered serious gear of intense pre-intimacy... My left hand went down the panties and shifted it to one side as my middle finger found its way inside the v@gina pathway to El dorado... The puussiee is already creamy, so I did some quick thrust of my middle finger and brought it forth my nostrils... The stench I smelt made me dizzy for 30 seconds... The whole room had the stench of a rotten dead rat, I was somewhat disappointed but had to try and manage the situation.


My hands went back into shifting panties the second time, but this time it moved close to the clitoris and labia majora and to my dismay there was a flurry wave of overgrown pubic hairs scattered all over her outter v@gina... I felt some energy leaving my stone cold Steve Austin rock solid shaft.


So I just decided to do a quickie and get away from her, as I bent banny over for a fast doggie thrust, she realeased 5 solid and smelly fart that shook me.

I quickly took myself away from her, got dressed, got out of the room, got to my car and drove off.

FUTURE4202:
I sacrifices for people, share my last with people, make myself uncomfortable for others, displease myself to please others, but at my darkest moments, when am down, i find no one willing to give a helping hand.
I have decided several times to stop being nice to people. But once am back on my feet i find myself being nice again, and when am down and find nobody giving a helping hand i start regretting again. It seems good people are meant to suffer alone. What do i do nairalanders i need advice. Happy Sunday!

HellVictorinho6:
who are you 2 my progress?

missjekyll:
I would immediately reward the people who refuse to bow to the ''Nigerian'' Way of doing things. People will keep doing that which benefits them.

It takes a lot of character to go against the tide. So if you reward good behaviour you get more people doing it.

For the headstrong people of course, there is always life imprisonment with hard labor.

What about you?what do you think is the root cause of Nigerias problems? What would you change?

skyangel:
This is not good at all. Seriously

REDshouse:
Promotion for the galant captain

Gistmedia10:
Hundreds of youths took to the streets of Akure today, chanting "EFCC Ole!" (EFCC thief!) to protest the recent arrest of 127 alleged internet fraudsters by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC).

woojin:
guys pray for me to die peacefully, i am tired but i am so coward to commit suicide. i cant be going like this watching my mates my friends getting married and buying properties while to just eat na wahala for me. i am down with a fever since 2days ago and i have not take any drug to cure it due to poverty. i am unfortunate in this life i gave up, even children younger than me are doing better than me, who ever casted the poverty spell on me is very wicked. pray for me to die i give up about life but i cant commit suicide i am coward. i dont have time to explain my predicament i am just unlucky in life the friends i grew up my close friends when we were child those that went to school and those who didnt all of them are doing better than me they are all heading to success path while its obvious my life is south no sign of improvement i am tired

woojin:
guys pray for me to die peacefully, i am tired but i am so coward to commit suicide. i cant be going like this watching my mates my friends getting married and buying properties while to just eat na wahala for me. i am down with a fever since 2days ago and i have not take any drug to cure it due to poverty. i am unfortunate in this life i gave up, even children younger than me are doing better than me, who ever casted the poverty spell on me is very wicked. pray for me to die i give up about life but i cant commit suicide i am coward. i dont have time to explain my predicament i am just unlucky in life the friends i grew up my close friends when we were child those that went to school and those who didnt all of them are doing better than me they are all heading to success path while its obvious my life is south no sign of improvement i am tired

Ilamina:
Guys still chase me


I am fccked for life

Double0h7:
What you willin' to risk?

missjekyll:
Which of these hardwon rights and freedoms would you deny yourself?

On the contrary, you want all of these and even more. Feminists fought for all these. We should all be feminists...

missjekyll:
Ooh nice, my first incel ! I mean if you were having regular seggs,you wouldn't be so fixated on it, incel

missjekyll:
Ooh nice, my first incel ! I mean if you were having regular seggs,you wouldn't be so fixated on it, incel

missjekyll:
This is embarrassing for you. Can't you spell?

EreluRoz:
Best kind of body for a man, you can take your big muscles to Siofra

Ilamina...YOU AGAIN WIT YOR SLANKOJAMJARICSTICK CABINIAL THREADS!!!!!

Testiebobo:
You are Hot, and you feel like having sex with whatsoever partner you have. Whether husband, wife, concubine, sidechick, boyfriend, girlfriend, olosho, baby mama, baby daddy, sugar mummy, sugar daddy, fiance, fiancee and whatever type of partner we have on this planet.
Are you always afraid of contracting deadly diseases like hiv, aids, std, gonorrehea, sweetie while having sex? etc. Especially when you are not using CD? Huh? Or you just go straight to the point without minding?

missjekyll:
Which of these hardwon rights and freedoms would you deny yourself?

On the contrary, you want all of these and even more. Feminists fought for all these. We should all be feminists...

Afonja101:
I was browsing through Facebook then I came across a post that generated a very strong argument mixed with laughter, anger and comic..... The question says: how many times should a couple have sex in a week? Someone said at least 5times in a week and a lady who go angry with that comment said did her husband marry her for sex or has sex become food? Lolsss

So nairalanders let's discuss.... As for me, when i was still married, i only have sex with my wife once a week, sometimes once in two weeks and sometimes no sex at all for almost 3weeks or 1month.

BondRiv:
It is a CHOICE. No one is born gay. The deviance is chosen.

Ensa777:
Urge yourself too

HellVictorinho6:
B

Stargurl20:
I heard this minimum wage increment will not have effect on NYSC allowee. Is it true?

Olamilekan1201:
Ojong Agbor

HellVictorinho6:
B

HellVictorinho6:
Meaning?

HellVictorinho6:
Then?

HellVictorinho6: