₦airaland Forum

Omaefe:
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

HellVictorinho6:

ruggedboych:
do i look like the op Mr fake broke Londoner

ruggedboych:
MrCork the GAY man I know you will ask rubbish question

SirLiquidGold:
I had been bored and felt my palour was empty. The house literally felt empty and I didn't want to be having female company in my house at the moment for some reasons.

So after looking for someone willing to sell a TV for me on nairaland with no luck, I went and got this

See what my TV can do

peggywebbs:
Please how can I get Past questions for international law and diplomacy?

Bintabisiriyu2:
you are about to die

Emeka511:
Learn to read and understand... How u take de pass exam sef 😂

abba190:
mrcock u think u are being funny but in reality u are displaying ur mental illness

Emeka511:
Good evening beautiful people of NL.

I just want to make this short...
I saw this girl very close to my office but bfr I tried stopping her one guy came out from no where to meet her and I think they're colleagues at work so I free her that day.

The next time I saw her I no dull am so I walked to her and we exchanged contacts and we started vibing along... It wasn't up to 2 days first billing came we just laughed over that and that one go I no send money...

The next day again which was yesterday another one came again with a long story of 4k billing. Just to make her happy I told her to send aza and I sent her urgent 2k ND asked her not to pay me back cos that was her promise but I know say that one na format too...
What marvels me more is that this girl look so classy with very large hips and we hv not even talked for up to 1 week but 2 billing don show already... Today she started telling me she likes me and all... Omo me no too trust this her like ooo cos e be like say this one na money babe...

NB: the money is not the problem but how sudden mmm

Emeka511:
Good evening beautiful people of NL.

I just want to make this short...
I saw this girl very close to my office but bfr I tried stopping her one guy came out from no where to meet her and I think they're colleagues at work so I free her that day.

The next time I saw her I no dull am so I walked to her and we exchanged contacts and we started vibing along... It wasn't up to 2 days first billing came we just laughed over that and that one go I no send money...

The next day again which was yesterday another one came again with a long story of 4k billing. Just to make her happy I told her to send aza and I sent her urgent 2k ND asked her not to pay me back cos that was her promise but I know say that one na format too...
What marvels me more is that this girl look so classy with very large hips and we hv not even talked for up to 1 week but 2 billing don show already... Today she started telling me she likes me and all... Omo me no too trust this her like ooo cos e be like say this one na money babe...

NB: the money is not the problem but how sudden mmm

ashawopikin:
na your father be gay, go do DNA test, no be him born you

Cutehector:
lmao.. She for punch u eh..

Cutehector:
U see a girl, she behaves like a tomboy. Like wen she wants to shake u, she is like ma nigga wadup.. .. Buh u just like her.. Can u date her? Will u be proud of showin her to ur guys?

Same goes for d ladies, can u date a he-she(lol dnt mind my language )

Asawoboy:
WHen man get Hot 💦

The 🍆rises and gets hard

WHEN A WOMAN IS HORÑY.

Her puššy swells..

Clitøris enlarges and tickled..

Añus dilates..

Heart beats faster..

Temperature rises...

Pvssy gets wet

Nipplês gets thicker and hardened....

Emotions gushes through her face..

Countenance seems needy...

She forgets heavenly race..

She forgets she is a choir in the church..

She looses her home training..

Her father's warnings doesn't count anymore...

Her mothers pleadings falls on deaf ears..

She is ready to be rammed and slaughtered

Her wómb calls for puncturing...

Her bræst wants to be dealt with..

Her vag*na walls begs for healing...

She is about to die...

In the next 5minutes, if no one answers...

The gate man would loose his job..

The plumber becomes attractive...

Her laundry man is in the detail..

Her colleague at work becomes attractive...

Her landlords son is her ideal man...

She can't hold it anymore...

No one is coming through...

Cucumber is winking at her..

Even bottle becomes sedüctive...

Hmmmmmm Women 🙄😒🚶🚶🚶

Fear Women
🙆🙆😂😂??🏼‍♀️??🏼‍♀️

QueenRebecca:
Can't say I got engaged few months ago.

QueenRebecca:
Haba

See question like say I dey do model interview.

1st one average, 53kg, model size, 5.1"

validplanet:
Popular Nigerian pastor and founder of Abel Damina Ministries International, Dr Abel Damina, has been knocked for his comment on the remedy to porn addiction.

Damina gave his submission while speaking on Comfort FM’s Righteous Invasion of Truth (RIOT) programme in Uyo in late February.

The clip of the sermon made the rounds on Thursday, where the pastor was asked how a person addicted to pornography could stop and get rid of it totally.

He advised such persons not to struggle to stop but should keep watching while listening to the word of God at the same time.

Don’t struggle to stop watching the porn. Don’t struggle at all. Just keep watching the porn. As you are watching the porn, spend more time hearing the ‘word’. If you watch porn for one hour, spend three to four hours hearing the word of God.

“Take not. Go get all my teachings on Christ. Just keep learning and learning. After a while, you will find out that your appetite for porn is dying, and the appetite for the word of God is growing. Before you know it, when you see porn, you will be irritated.

“Word of God will kill that appetite completely and give you a healthy appetite. That’s what to do. Don’t try to stop. In fact, keep watching, but spend more time studying God’s word, and you will find out that before you know it, your desire for porn would be gone,” the pastor stated.

by dissension, especially from conservative Christians on social media who believed that the pastor was encouraging people, mostly addicts, to sin.

A prominent pastor, Gideon Odoma of the Fortress Ministry, countered Damina’s submission while labelling pornography as a perversion.

“Christains have trivialise sexcapades. The things God call iniquities, we must never call it flexing,” he said.

The pastor, who had previously slammed Damina and Apostle Suleman for supporting the Old Testament over the New Testament, remarked that both of them have wrong teaching and their objective is to derail the Christians.

“The Damina and Suleman terms are wrong. It as if their only objective in life is to derail believers so they have a lot of time on their hands and they find different creative ways to say the same useless things — Your sin does not matter — they find all sorts of ways to discredit as it were,” he said.

Another prominent pastor, Chris Oyakhilome, while quoting Habakkuk chapter 2 verse 15, submitted that pornography is a sin that should be avoided completely.

He emphasised that God recognised unclothedness as a feeling of shame because pornography is synonymous with prostitution as it draws from Greek’s linguistic corpus —pony—meaning prostitute.

QueenRebecca:
I am for the Lord.

QueenRebecca:
I am for the Lord.

QueenRebecca:
The only truthful comment so far?

Chicagograduate:
You drive an exotic car worth ₦10m.You are using the latest iPhone that is worth ₦500k.You have over ₦3m in your accounts.But you cannot provide your sources of income.Why can't you be sentenced to prison.
All these yahoo boys use false identity to swindle their victims without a trace.Mosttimes,they use jazz in other to make their victims part with their life earnings and they disappeared without a trace.
You can't steal from this yahoo boys without a consequence.They are very protective of their valuables.Them go gather boys against you or use juju but they are ok stealing from others.

Double0h7:
What you willin' to risk?

HES NAME IS JAY Z gadeeeemmmit.....NOT GEN Z.....MUST U HOMEBASE PEOPLE ALWAYS AcT LIKE NIGERIANS. must u disgrase person?. have u ever beento london??

Light78:
I have heard some females claim they enjoy guys with beards because they appear sexy and attractive.

I have also heard that some girls prefer to have their guys shaven.

Let's hear from the ladies here.

Do you like your men to have a beard or not?

Houseofglam7:
Wtf 😳

Verbtips:
So,yesterday evening i was enjoying my liesure time out side,
when i overheard tie conversation of my
nieghbour daughter with her friend.
instead of reading and discussing how to pass their unified exam and get promoted
to ss3,
but that's not the case
they were talking about boy that has approached them both past and present,of course what really makes my spirit tremble
was when my nieghbour daughter commented that if any guy that keeps on disturbing her,she gonna lock him and turn him to her atm card.
omo na so i carry my chair enter my apartment.

Verbtips:
So,yesterday evening i was enjoying my liesure time out side,
when i overheard tie conversation of my
nieghbour daughter with her friend.
instead of reading and discussing how to pass their unified exam and get promoted
to ss3,
but that's not the case
they were talking about boy that has approached them both past and present,of course what really makes my spirit tremble
was when my nieghbour daughter commented that if any guy that keeps on disturbing her,she gonna lock him and turn him to her atm card.
omo na so i carry my chair enter my apartment.

eteebanky1:
Come on man, stop disgracing yourself

You've grown up pass all this

Dpharisee:
Treat your eye infection fast, he said he was "Ripped" off

Bintabisiriyu2:
This man sent me to Go and work today at cafe one ogudu, he's like the agent that sent me there, i went there and was told to start work. The boss at cafe one ogudu a lady she was appointing work to me and i was working.
Later in the evening the agent that sent me came there and told me that my job has been terminated that they don't need me again I asked him why and he said they needed a lady.

As am talking to you now i am jobless with no pay and i didn't do anything wrong but these people decided to use and dump me.
Please someone should help me to petition the nigerian labour.
his name is Ebenezer from impact touch cleaning Lagos and his WhatsApp number is 08123685989