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RomanceAll men should help women, and not men..pirrriod!!!!! by MrCork(op):
M.O.D.....FRONT PAGE PLEASE!!!


Ok it has come to.my attention that 98% of males logging to nairaland come here to beg for moiney. This bull $hit need to stop. Our job is to protect / respet females..meaning we must suppot them financially.


SO FROM TODAY ON..THIS BEGGGGIN RUBBISH MUST STOP OR ELSE, WE WILL EMBARASS YOU & SEND U PACKIN
Females are the only ones who deserve financial
help..so MAN UP!!(((no oofencsece))) angry




Cc
HellVictorinho6 angry
RomanceRe: Do This And Thank Me Afterwards by MrCork: 9:09am On May 31, 2024
Mercisharelove:
Whosoever believes in CHRIST should not perish, but have eternal life. Why? Judgement is coming, I don't know what you actually want to hear right now. I got eternal life. What about you?

ITS OK TO ASK:
If u loookin for husband, ask nicely....am available..HELLO!!((no OOFENCSECE))
angry
RomanceRe: Do This And Thank Me Afterwards by MrCork: 9:08am On May 31, 2024
Mercisharelove:
Whosoever believes in CHRIST should not perish, but have eternal life. Why? Judgement is coming, I don't know what you actually want to hear right now. I got eternal life. What about you?
angry
RomanceRe: My French Is Improving by MrCork: 9:07am On May 31, 2024
Ilamina:
Preparing .


When we change our official language to french

1 = un
2 = Deuces
3 = trios
4 = quarte
5 = cinq
Calls ambulance!!! angry
RomanceRe: You Don't Always Reap What You Sow by MrCork: 7:38am On May 31, 2024
FRANCISTOWN:
Several years ago, my dad got me to buy an acre of land, but as at the time, I was not even interested in getting another piece.

I already had too much dealings with some owners' families and I didn't want to go thru that stress.
However, I bought the land after much earful from my dad.

I had 4plots on one side and 2 plots on the other. The land was giving a L map.

There was another man who owned the two plots at the back of my other two plots. The man was a farmer or so, he just planted corn and cassava on his 2 plots.

I think it was 3 months after I did the agreement. I got a call requesting if I would be interested in the other 2plots at the end of the perimeter.

After much pestering from my dad. I went to the place, saw the cassava and maize. I later heard the man who owned and cultivated the land died and his son wanted to travel out of the country, thus, the family had to sell the land.
A plot as at that year was 300 Grand. So I paid 650 Grand for the land and for the plantation on it.

Now here is my point. The man who sowed the cassava and the maize didn't reap from the land. The family reaped from it.
I didn't know what to do with the cassava and the maize so I just handed the land over to someone until when I started developing it.
That person has reaped from where he hasn't sown.

I didn't vote Tinubu but I buy petrol at the same price. Thereby reaping from somebody else's cultivation.

This life. We don't always reap what we sow. Sometimes, we reap what we haven't sown and what we even sowed, we may not reap.

What are your politicians sowing, what are they reaping?

The world is so intertwined that you can die from doing nothing wrong.
You'd just be at your shop doing your own thing and one crazy driver would just run you over. You'd reap from somebody else's mistakes.

You don't always reap what you sow and you can always reap from where and what you haven't sown.
angry
Forum GamesRe: N20,000 Naira For the Correct Answer - WINNER PAID!!! by MrCork(op): 7:30am On May 31, 2024
PinkNature:
Mrcork it's 12 am, come bless trenches boss 🙏

Real men do not beg another man for moiney. It is a disgrace & a embarrassment. I do not respet beggers & i do not respet u for beggggin. Men dont help men. Men help only wom. DONT BEG ME AGAIN SIR!!!!(((no oofencsece)) angry
Forum GamesRe: N20,000 Naira For the Correct Answer - WINNER PAID!!! by MrCork(op): 7:30am On May 31, 2024
FatherCHRISTMAS:
Oga Cork, any girl that is not light skinned is a non living thing cheesy

Me I never see anything o. Show me love

Real men do not beg another man for moiney. It is a disgrace & a embarrassment. I do not respet beggers & i do not respet u for beggggin. Men dont help men. Men help only wom. DONT BEG ME AGAIN SIR!!!!(((no oofencsece)) angry
Forum GamesRe: N20,000 Naira For the Correct Answer - WINNER PAID!!! by MrCork(op): 7:30am On May 31, 2024
FatherCHRISTMAS:
Oga Cork, any girl that is not light skinned is a non living thing cheesy

Me I never see anything o. Show me love

Real men do not beg another man for moiney. It is a disgrace & a embarrassment. I do not respet beggers & i do not respet u for beggggin. Men dont help men. Men help only wom. DONT BEG ME AGAIN SIR!!!!(((no oofencsece)) angry
Forum GamesRe: N20,000 Naira For the Correct Answer - WINNER PAID!!! by MrCork(op): 10:50pm On May 30, 2024
superintendents:
surprise me.. Make i drop aza
I dont help males sir...only females!!(((no oofencsece))) angry
Forum GamesRe: N20,000 Naira For the Correct Answer - WINNER PAID!!! by MrCork(op): 10:21pm On May 30, 2024
superintendents:
come and kiss my arrrsss bitch.. angry
No worries. Good nite sir. We out! smiley
Forum GamesRe: N20,000 Naira For the Correct Answer - WINNER PAID!!! by MrCork(op): 10:05pm On May 30, 2024
superintendents:
I need 5k..sir..... angry
Go n do strip dance or ask your bank manager sir!!! ((No oofencsece)) angry
Forum GamesRe: N20,000 Naira For the Correct Answer - WINNER PAID!!! by MrCork(op): 10:03pm On May 30, 2024
superintendents:
Corkiejoe angry
Are u related to Darell2002?
Why are u shouting my name like Lucozade...& Wot do u want sir? undecided
Forum GamesRe: N20,000 Naira For the Correct Answer - WINNER PAID!!! by MrCork(op): 9:53pm On May 30, 2024
Darell2002:
I don't need your useless 20k


Go and pay the money you promised
Next time don't promise what you can't give just to gain validation from people that doesn't even know you
Ooooooo yes you do. Yo no u do. Trying to impress me will not work, so quit trying...clearly u no am a Londoner so i suggest u be nice...in fact, ask me nicely & i will transfer 20k to u within next 10 minute, but if u show respet, i will double it & u shall receive 40k within the hour...real talk...so quit all yor shakara mennn!! ((YOR CHOICE)) undecided
Forum GamesRe: N20,000 Naira For the Correct Answer - WINNER PAID!!! by MrCork(op): 9:39pm On May 30, 2024
Darell2002:
You are obviously broke


Just trying so hard to gain validation from people online
Hope you nor send am your salary sha grin
Sadly u could easily recieved a cool N20k becuz i was beginning to like..until u started runnning yor mouth like stegomaya moskito...i guess u hav learnt yor lesson to always act like lady. Thats your punishment..no moiney for u..NADA!!! ! smiley
RomanceRe: Price of Condom in this Tinubu Economy by MrCork: 8:51pm On May 30, 2024
SultanOfPuna:
Been going raw since 1924 till today but I wonder how you guys that use condom are coping in this economy.
For super market I collect condom use style ask cashier how much condom she tell me 2k sad shocked

I quickly drop the condom like hot moi moi
Me pay 2k for ordinary condom angry
Be like say all of us don mad finish for this country. 2k for condom??

son...QUIT NAGGGGIN n GO & FIND JOB.
...YOU LAZZZZZZZZZY YOUTH!!!!!(((no oofencsece)) angry
Forum GamesRe: N20,000 Naira For the Correct Answer - WINNER PAID!!! by MrCork(op): 8:25pm On May 30, 2024
Tokskob2008:
Are you paying it in batches or what cos I saw 10k grin
N10k is what you get.
The funny thing to me is that money is not the issue, trust me. I was simply awaiting your reaction. Another person would have simply said: THANK YOU....and then ask wotever question.
But guess where u failed yhe second test: lF YOU HAD SIMPLY SHOWED APPRECIATION, I COULD HAVE EASILY SUPRISED U WITH EXTRA 40K..THE HONEST TRUTH IS I WAS IN A GIVE AWAY MOOD OF 50K...just simply wanted to proof that Nigerians were not all the same.. anyways its all good ..enjoy yor 10k sir.

WE LEARN EVERYDAY!!!! wink
RomanceRe: I Accidentally Asked A Witch Out by MrCork: 6:07pm On May 30, 2024
jeromestarks:
You go soon receive dirty slap. No worry.
U create thread like looooooser juss becuz woman ignore u....cant u simply ask for help on how to chase women? U cant see am hear to help people like u...you LAZZZZZZY buhari made youth!!!(((no oofencsece))) angry
RomanceRe: I Accidentally Asked A Witch Out by MrCork: 6:03pm On May 30, 2024
jeromestarks:
I asked this girl in my church out. For about two weeks she didn't give me a straight reply but tried to manipulate me.
When I sensed manipulation, I bolted. I ghosted her. We see in church but I never said a word to her and with time, everything we started faded.

Since the day I ghosted her, this girl has silently been monitoring my dating life. This is what I mean. Anytime she hears that I am going out with a certain girl, she makes the girl her friend and somehow, my relationship with the new girl will start having issues until it breaks. This has happened three times since I ghosted the witch.

Last month, I saw a girl in my neighborhood that I liked. I became friends with this girl and I bought her a necklace.
When this witch heard that I bought a necklace for a particular girl, she located the girl and as usual, became friends with her.
Today, I went to the new girl so I could formally inform her of my intentions but to my greatest surprise, I saw the witch there!
She had even invited this new girl to her house and gifted her some clothes and some stuff.

The moment I came in, I was expecting her to leave I and my girl alone but instead she (the witch) stayed and refused to leave. In fact, she called my girl to her side and began to show her something on her phone.
I just chatted with both of them for awhile and left with an excuse that I needed to meet someone and I will be back.



Avoid a jealous woman. That's my advice for you today.
What's your advice for me. How do I deal with this witch?
...when u was chasing her, she was an angel....now that she ignore u, u call her a which..
Are u ok in the head sir??((no oofencsece))
angry
Forum GamesRe: N20,000 Naira For the Correct Answer - WINNER PAID!!! by MrCork(op): 6:02pm On May 30, 2024
Tokskob2008:
0252769868.. Gtbank

Festus
Sent..you got it?
Forum GamesRe: N20,000 Naira For the Correct Answer - WINNER PAID!!! by MrCork(op): 5:05pm On May 30, 2024
Tokskob2008:
0252769868.. Gtbank

Festus



MONEY PAID...CHECK YOUR ACCOUNT SIR....CONGRATULATIONS!!!! wink






Cc
HellVictorinho6
Akeeng
Angeli90
Darell2002 (You especially..better luck next time grin grin grin)
TravelRe: How We’re Removed From Plane Over ‘body Odour’ Complaints — Travellers by MrCork: 12:30pm On May 30, 2024
FreeStuffsNG:
https://punchng.com/how-were-removed-from-plane-over-body-odour-complaints-travellers/#google_vignette

From left: Alvin Jackson, Emmanuel Jean Joseph and Xavier Veal (Source: BBC)
NO RACISM HERE GADEMMMIT...how can they board plane with body odor...they dont sell pafume there in Nigeria??..eeeediot boys!! ((no oofencsece)) angry
RomanceRe: Why All Men Prefer Side Chicks To Wifeys Or Girlfriends!! by MrCork(op): 12:21pm On May 30, 2024
Sapasenator:
I am a man and I do not prefer side chick. I see nothing they can offer me at this time.
Brother...We Londoners would have respeted u more since u are homebase & not from london. U in Nigeria, right?
anyways if u had said u a man who dont hav side chick becuzz u dont have moiney & can never aford them..
Serrrrriouuuusly.... u do relice lyin usually mean u goin to hell...corrrrrect??..do u goto church sir??((no oofencsece)) angry
RomanceRe: Why All Men Prefer Side Chicks To Wifeys Or Girlfriends!! by MrCork(op): 12:18pm On May 30, 2024
Sapasenator:
I am a man and I do not prefer side chick. I see nothing they can offer me at this time.
angry
RomanceRe: Tiwa Savage Reveals Why She Loves To Wears Short Dresses by MrCork: 9:29am On May 30, 2024
isabellairab:
Nigerian singer Tiwa Savage has opened up about why she loves to wears short dresses in her music videos. She talked about the challenges she faced early in her career due to her fashion choices.


She revealed this in an interview with BET, she said, that upon returning to Nigeria from the UK to pursue music, her…



Nigerian singer Tiwa Savage has opened up about why she wears short dresses in her music videos. She talked about the challenges she faced early in her career due to her fashion choices.



She revealed this in an interview with BET, she said, that upon returning to Nigeria from the UK to pursue music, her outfits were often deemed “too risqué” for local audiences. Tiwa admitted that her dress sense led her to be blacklisted from performing at some concerts. Her first two music videos were also banned in the process.



Tiwa Savage. Photo. Instagram @tiwasavage “It was like a cultural thing,” Savage explained. “Even some of my first music videos were not played on television because they were considered indecent.

They banned the first two. Like I was wearing a jumpsuit, it wasn’t even like I was wearing a bikini.” Despite the pushback, Savage remained resolute in her self-expression. “I am very stubborn,” she admitted. “So I was like my dress is going to get shorter, my tops will be more revealing.

It was just getting worse.” READ ALSO: Why I Switched Career To Singing – Tiwa Savage



While the initial response was negative, Savage says her fan base continued to grow, forcing the industry to reconsider. “The females were secretly loving me,” she said. “So they couldn’t deny.

My fanbase, my followers, was growing. So they had to put me on shows, they had to play my music because there was a demand for it.” “Even some of my first music videos were not played on the television because they were considered indecent.

They banned the first two. Like I was wearing a jumpsuit, it was not even like I was wearing a bikini. she concluded.


https://www.madfind.com.ng/2024/05/tiwa-savage-reveals-why-she-wears-short.html
Kaiiiiii...see boooooobsi..WHO IS SHE?? cheesy
Forum GamesRe: N20,000 Naira For the Correct Answer - WINNER PAID!!! by MrCork(op): 7:17am On May 30, 2024
Tokskob2008:
Ok
Details?
Forum GamesRe: N20,000 Naira For the Correct Answer - WINNER PAID!!! by MrCork(op): 11:29pm On May 29, 2024
Tokskob2008:
Lol.... you this guy sef grin

Don't know if you are broke or not but you are definitely not a man of your word because if you are we won't be having this conversation at all.
Apologies for the delay..you will be paid tomorrow morning,,promise!! smiley
Forum GamesRe: N20,000 Naira For the Correct Answer - WINNER PAID!!! by MrCork(op): 11:28pm On May 29, 2024
akeeng:
My guy, why you not paying him? Pay him and let everybody move on. It’s only £10, Be a man of your word😉
He will be paid tomorrow morning. Promise! smiley
RomanceRe: Man Outraged After Lady Rejects Iphone SE Gift He Bought For Her (photo) by MrCork: 10:29pm On May 29, 2024
Too many homebase people are broke as Bleep..real talk. All they do is call women gold diggger coz they broke(no oofencsece) angry
RomanceRe: Man Outraged After Lady Rejects Iphone SE Gift He Bought For Her (photo) by MrCork: 10:27pm On May 29, 2024
maestro299:
You sabi dem well well.
Recently, one was bragging to me how he took a lady out on a date at a fancy restaurant and spent almost #120,000 at a go.
This was someone who couldn't even lend me #10,000 when I had issues with my bank some weeks ago. He was just posturing then and telling me 'everywhere dry'. Here he was now talking about how he lavished money on some random bimbo who he hadn't even known for up to a month. In all likelihood, the lady will later dump him and move onto bigger fish, all his 'investments' gone down the drain.

As men, we are our biggest enemies. Instead of helping a woman, help your fellow guy. He might not repay you back but the chances that he will are far better than any woman's.


See yor potato head like handmade dinning table..why should another man help u..are u gay? You lazzzzzy youth. You cant wven near Chicks like Double0h7
Son.. I only help women, women only.are u a begggger. Women deserve 24 hour help anyday.i pay marrrrried women between N150K TO N250 & single women N12k to N25k becuzz married women are more loyal...so u expet a fellow man to take u on a date...corrrrrect? How long u been gay & why are u gay sir??((no oofencsece)) angry
RomanceRe: Man Outraged After Lady Rejects Iphone SE Gift He Bought For Her (photo) by MrCork: 10:25pm On May 29, 2024
maestro299:
You sabi dem well well.
Recently, one was bragging to me how he took a lady out on a date at a fancy restaurant and spent almost #120,000 at a go.
This was someone who couldn't even lend me #10,000 when I had issues with my bank some weeks ago. He was just posturing then and telling me 'everywhere dry'. Here he was now talking about how he lavished money on some random bimbo who he hadn't even known for up to a month. In all likelihood, the lady will later dump him and move onto bigger fish, all his 'investments' gone down the drain.

As men, we are our biggest enemies. Instead of helping a woman, help your fellow guy. He might not repay you back but the chances that he will are far better than any woman's.


See yor head like dinning table..why should another man help u..are u gay? You lazzzzzy youth. I only help women, women only.are u a begggger. Women deserve 24 hour help anyday.i pay marrrrried women between N150K TO N250 & single women N12k to N25k becuzz married women are more loyal...so u expet a fellow man to take u on a date...corrrrrect? How long u been gay & why are u gay sir??((no oofencsece)) angry
RomanceRe: Man Outraged After Lady Rejects Iphone SE Gift He Bought For Her (photo) by MrCork: 9:25pm On May 29, 2024
Kingray10:
Ass licker get the fuxk off my mention
..so u angry becuzz Nigerian women reject u...corrrrrect??......cant u find job ?..LAZZZZZZY YOUTH!!!!((no oofencse))) undecided

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