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Romance › Re: Poverty Is Morethan Enough To Make Person Run Mad by MrCork: 10:04pm On Jun 11, 2024
abba190:
i have been suffering all my life, but i have never experience abject poverty like the one i am facing now. i know im not alone a lots of Nigerians r going through the worst hardship of their lives u can see it on their faces. i wonder if there is any money left in this country because i dont even see it, its now a suprise to me when i see people spending and eating what they want.
the hardship is affecting me mentally and physically, before i thought all the mad men roaming the streets are mad because of juju or drugs but now i realized that some of them are mad because of poverty, i am heading that way, if my life continue like this for 3weeks i know there is high probability that i may run mad. the way i behave these days is questionable i believe im not normal the sapa is affecting me mentally i swear, all i think is how to eat after i eat i will keep thinking about next food. i even dreamt of food last night why wouldnt i run mad if it continue like this? everywhere u go looking for job u will be told no like there is no any work left in the country. the first thing i did today after i wake up was grabbing my phone log in to facebook and start begging like a mad man and people called me all sort of names. im thinking about commiting crime and go to prison to suffer the real suffering i cant be a free man and be suffering like an inmate.
HellVictorinho6..YOU AGAIN CHANGEING NAMES..ALL IN THE NAME OF BEGGGING FOR MOINEY...STOP BEGGGING SIR...real men dont beg other mans..only gay men beg!!!(no oofencsece) angry
Romance › Re: Poverty Is Morethan Enough To Make Person Run Mad by MrCork: 10:02pm On Jun 11, 2024
VinnyBaba:
OP, dont lose hope. Keep Hustling Quietly and Try manage well, any Small money that comes your Way. smiley

Many Nigerians are in your Shoes. sad

In 2021, 2022, My Bank Account was very Bouyant with Excess Cash.

Now with Economic Crunch caused by APC/Tinibu, to Dash person 5K seems hard for me. undecided
DONT ENCOURAGED THAT BEGGGGER BOY CALLED HellVictorinho6.......THIS IS EXACTLY WHY NIGERIA IS FAILING...LAZY YOUTHS!!!!!(((no oofencsece))) angry
Romance › Re: Poverty Is Morethan Enough To Make Person Run Mad by MrCork: 10:00pm On Jun 11, 2024
HellVictorinho6:
U fit help me with 700?


?
YOU AGAIN...MR BEGGGGER NAN

TOP BEGGGIN FOR MOINEY U SHAMELESS THING!!!!(((no oofencsece))))
angry
Romance › Re: I See Death Around The Corner by MrCork: 5:27pm On Jun 11, 2024
HellVictorinho6:
Mtchw
Bro...are u die yet?((no oofencsece))) smiley
Romance › Re: "BEING GAY” Is It Genetic Or A Choice by MrCork: 5:26pm On Jun 11, 2024
sparko1:
How stupid can anyone be to be converted by a toy, besides WHAT IS A GAY TOY?

What more his parents should have bought toys that has vagina for him so he would be straight?
Faggggots are now using gay robotic toys to change people to gay. HellVictorinho6, Ashawopikin & few other nairalanders are now gay. This is a national disgrace & they should be embarrass. Gay men are weak women & we all need to take them OUT!!!!(((no oofencsece))) angry
Romance › Re: She Says Give Me Your Shoe, It’s Fine!!! by MrCork: 3:57pm On Jun 11, 2024
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]My female cousin says give me your shoe, it’s fine…

That’s absurd!!! What would you do?[/color]
Well as a gentleman, I will technically ask her for her/yor thong in exchange for the shoe...they easy to wash smiley
Romance › Re: "BEING GAY” Is It Genetic Or A Choice by MrCork: 3:49pm On Jun 11, 2024
sparko1:
Can you give me more than just religious analysis, this is not about religious believes, this is about the biology of human evolution, the research though from many sources have basis in reality so what counter prove do you have?
HellVictorinho6 fron nairaland say his gay is robotic....he become gay at 5 years old after playing wit robot toys. He was caught playin wit gay robot toy sir
U dont bilif..ask hi. What a shame!!((no oofencsece)) angry
Romance › Re: Ladies Be Honest, Can You Date A Fat Guy From London? by MrCork(op): 12:00pm On Jun 11, 2024
I got banned dumbass I didn't change my username.
Okay bye
U dint pay house rent??
Anyways wot do u like about we Londoners not only becuzx we handsome & better loookin than homebase guys. Yes we agree, homebase guys are always sellin generator
Science/Technology › Re: The Snake I Killed In My Room Around 2AM by MrCork: 11:32am On Jun 11, 2024
Careente7:
Woke up and found this snake in my room around 2 AM. I guess it’s a house snake but i ain’t taking chances .

Why dint u ask it before you killlit whether it was a house snake?
...meaning when next u see lion....kindly ask the lion if he house lion??...I GIVVVUP on this HOMEBASE PEOPLE
!!(((no oofencsece))) undecided
Romance › Re: Nigerian Girl Breaks The Internet With Sexy Birthday Pictures by MrCork: 11:23am On Jun 11, 2024
chimuanya24:
This sexy lady is currently trending online after sharing some lovely pictures to celebrate her birthday.

Her sexy pictures has generated a lot of reactions online, with many stunned by her curvy shape and beautiful dress.

Checkout the pictures below
So why did u lie say shes wereing naaaaaaked picture?....u click bait us?? angry
Romance › Re: I See Death Around The Corner by MrCork: 11:16am On Jun 11, 2024
HellVictorinho6:
Mtchw
Bro if u gonna die....die like moskito

...QUIT WASTING OUR TIME!!!! angry

Romanse section strictly for chassssin women .....so dont stress up i beg!!!!(no oofencsece) angry
Romance › Re: I See Death Around The Corner by MrCork: 9:32am On Jun 11, 2024
CMdunk35:
Please, don't take your life away. People will downplay this but suicide is a giant issue. I used to want to commit suicide myself. I know things may be hard but just work hard and pray hard, God would make a way for you. He was the one that saves me from suicide when things were hard for me. You can do it, I'm rooting for you. Please there are people around you that would hate to see you dead. They love you, and I love you, and God loves you. ❤️
HellVictorinho6 is a yahoo drama queen....bro quit wastin yor time on him sir!!!!((real talk))) angry
Romance › Re: I See Death Around The Corner by MrCork: 9:30am On Jun 11, 2024
HellVictorinho6:
Itz become a lot more difficult 2 get water here


The issue of where 2 charge my phone has become dangerous 2 my brain


The only 2 pairs of trousers av got need replacement



There are many other things disturbing my health


I may drop dead at anytime soon


Theres a limit 2 what i can survive or manage





Am barely alive now


Where i die wont matter anyways



Whenever i go

Whatever 2 be saying
YOU AGAIN......DINT U SAY U WAS GOING TO DIE LASTVWEEEK??... u forgot to die??((( no oofencsece)) angry
Romance › Re: I See Death Around The Corner by MrCork: 9:28am On Jun 11, 2024
HellVictorinho6:
Itz become a lot more difficult 2 get water here


The issue of where 2 charge my phone has become dangerous 2 my brain


The only 2 pairs of trousers av got need replacement



There are many other things disturbing my health


I may drop dead at anytime soon


Theres a limit 2 what i can survive or manage





Am barely alive now


Where i die wont matter anyways



Whenever i go

Whatever 2 be saying
angry
Romance › Re: Seriously, Some Guys Are Damn Crazy. by MrCork: 7:38am On Jun 11, 2024
Dexy4yah:
I saw a guy that i know, a guy that i respect having some fracas with a hookup girl in front of ihis house, this dude knack her raw and he didn't complete the payment as agreed between them.
She was shouting you knack me raw and you no wan complete my money...say wetin happen.

It was the intervention of her friends she called that made him to complete the payment. 40k

for a sane man to go raw with a hookup girl still beats my imagination...dammnnn
So u stand there watchin yor friend nakkin protitute raw....u dont hav shame??(no oofencsece) undecided
Romance › Re: Seriously, Some Guys Are Damn Crazy. by MrCork: 7:30am On Jun 11, 2024
Dexy4yah:
I saw a guy that i know, a guy that i respect having some fracas with a hookup girl in front of his house, this dude knack her raw and he didn't complete the payment as agreed between them.
She was shouting you knack me raw and you no wan complete my money...say wetin happen.

It was the intervention of her friends she called that made him to complete the payment. 40k

for a sane man to go raw with a hookup girl still beats my imagination...dammnnn
angry
Romance › Re: Nairalanders Pls Help Me O, Ahh My Life Don Spoil O...... by MrCork: 7:28am On Jun 11, 2024
LamboWeezy:
Nairalanders pls help me o, ahh my life don spoil o... I need deliverance.

Help Me in the Name of God Almighty
With tears in my eyes, I write nairalanders for the financial help of well-meaning and good people, both Nigerians and Non-Nigerians, to enable me to survive the harshness and challenges of life. Since I lost my Dad last year December, it has been from problem to problem..

Everything bad has been happening to me, from one debt to the other. The worst part is, I don't. All my issue started after my father death..

Nairaland pls help me o 🙏😭

Baby, calm down, calm down
... this your matter put my heart for lockdown
For lockdown, oh, lockdown!!!!
LOW LOW LO LO LOW LOW LOCKDOWN!!!! ((((no oofencsece)))) angry
Politics › Re: Kidnapped Army Captain, Abalaka Disarms Kidnapper, Rescues Self, Others In Kogi by MrCork: 6:22am On Jun 11, 2024
dragunov:
Ah! O ti ye mi. Bobo yi ti wa pada kolo. Ok take care, ehn. I didn't know that it's like that. Pele. "Canadian Loud,the feeling is different" indeed.
Spek English mennnn.clearly u never beeento london!!!(no oofencsece) angry
Politics › Re: Kidnapped Army Captain, Abalaka Disarms Kidnapper, Rescues Self, Others In Kogi by MrCork: 10:53pm On Jun 10, 2024
dragunov:
How did you even pass your exams if you ever wrote one? That post could not have been more than half a page and you still missed glaring details like the fact that the soldier is a Captain in the Nigerian Army and not a general. Someone rescued himself and others from kidnappers and you're sad? You're correcting me for what? If the guy was dragged into the bush successfully and was eventually killed, you would be one of the mookish folks that will still blame him for not using his military skills. Cretins everywhere!
did they resque u from animal sheltar??
brother..so u sayin police oficcer is rambo becuz he resque kinapper from Nigeria army.....brother u sound really really confuse becuz u are confuse!!!!(((no oofencsece))) undecided
Sports › Re: Enugu Rangers Flew Into Ibadan In Grand Style (Photos) by MrCork: 8:51pm On Jun 10, 2024
doggedfighter:
The odogwus 👍💯



Absolute sweetness 😍

In the 1st picture , the guy on the right with backpack 🎒 is a spec.
Good news is u dont have taste.bad news is they dont want u....please do u where glasses by any shance?((no oofencsece)) smiley
Romance › Re: Sometimes Life Sucks! by MrCork: 8:06pm On Jun 10, 2024
HellVictorinho6:
What av i done 2 deserve this

cry
Ok we forgive u..u can continue begging for moiney on nairaland!!((thank me later) smiley
Romance › Re: Sometimes Life Sucks! by MrCork: 6:46pm On Jun 10, 2024
HellVictorinho6:
Can u pay me 2 massage ur feet then?
Wow..bro..finanlly u turn gay....great. technicaly u can now be yansh & re-uansh by has many mans as possible. Brother well done!! cheesy
Politics › Re: Kidnapped Army Captain, Abalaka Disarms Kidnapper, Rescues Self, Others In Kogi by MrCork: 6:38pm On Jun 10, 2024
dragunov:
Do you blame a typist for knowing how to type? Do you blame an actor for knowing his trade? Why do you blame a soldier for knowing how to fight? Abi which kind people I dey share country with like this?
U post rankolarisjtick yambayamba thread like roadside rambo & then u get upset coz we coorect u....why dont u tell the general to go n get job in bolllywoood sir!!!((no oofencsece) angry
Celebrities › Re: ‘I Want Man Who’ll Give Me N20m When I Ask For N1m’ – Yvonne Jegede by MrCork: 4:43pm On Jun 10, 2024
GrammarNazi1:
Jegede, do you have empathy yourself?!

Do you?

You can only take, but you cannot give!

Only leeches are like that.
#


^^^^^^^RUBBBBBBIIISH!!!!!
Broke people all ways have somtin shittty to say coz they broke......Bro she fine as fukk and she derserves moiney.
brother...you dont have moiney..YOU STEP UP YOR GAME!!!!!!!((((no oofenesce))) angry
Celebrities › Re: Verydarkman Released From Prison After Granted Bail By A Federal High Court I by MrCork: 4:11pm On Jun 10, 2024
Babatunjo:
Why do women hate this guy so much?
has he got boyfriend sir? how many?
Romance › Re: I Just Had The Worst Sex Experience Ever by MrCork: 4:05pm On Jun 10, 2024
MadeINchenzen2:
So I called this banny, who's actually my babe... She just got back from church and chatted me on Whatsapp, asking me what's up, I asked her what's she gonna do for the remainder of the day and she said " nothing" much but she misses me and would want us to have some intimate moments.

We've been dating for 6 months and we've done virtually everything but sex.

... So I told her to get dressed and that I would communicate to her where to meet me.

So I arranged for a cozy corner for guests and called her to meet me there.

She came, and I ordered for some chi exotic fruit juice and a plate of rice and fish pepper-soup , and left her to finish up as I move to grab a packet of flavoured 🍓🍓 condom.


When I returned, she has finished devouring everything on the plate and was requesting for another one. I was like "wait, let's do that later"... She agreed.

I asked her if she would like to take a shower, just to know if she had her bath before coming... But her response Was" No, No need for that"

So I started with the smooching and entered serious gear of intense pre-intimacy... My left hand went down the panties and shifted it to one side as my middle finger found its way inside the v@gina pathway to El dorado... The puussiee is already creamy, so I did some quick thrust of my middle finger and brought it forth my nostrils... The stench I smelt made me dizzy for 30 seconds... The whole room had the stench of a rotten dead rat, I was somewhat disappointed but had to try and manage the situation.


My hands went back into shifting panties the second time, but this time it moved close to the clitoris and labia majora and to my dismay there was a flurry wave of overgrown pubic hairs scattered all over her outter v@gina... I felt some energy leaving my stone cold Steve Austin rock solid shaft.


So I just decided to do a quickie and get away from her, as I bent banny over for a fast doggie thrust, she realeased 5 solid and smelly fart that shook me.

I quickly took myself away from her, got dressed, got out of the room, got to my car and drove off.
angry
Romance › Re: Sometimes Life Sucks! by MrCork: 4:04pm On Jun 10, 2024
FUTURE4202:
I sacrifices for people, share my last with people, make myself uncomfortable for others, displease myself to please others, but at my darkest moments, when am down, i find no one willing to give a helping hand.
I have decided several times to stop being nice to people. But once am back on my feet i find myself being nice again, and when am down and find nobody giving a helping hand i start regretting again. It seems good people are meant to suffer alone. What do i do nairalanders i need advice. Happy Sunday!
HellVictorinho6 say he has giving up on nigeria & as now decude to turn gay..meaning he fedddup of chasssin women so that mans can now chase him...can u imagine that rubbbish? he a gay recruiter thou. (no oofeincse) undecided
Romance › Re: The Nigerian Law Has Become More Worthless by MrCork: 4:00pm On Jun 10, 2024
HellVictorinho6:
who are you 2 my progress?
brother have u now turn gay so mans can smash u for 5k each so that u can make moiney for yor education?...this will help stop u beggin for moiney & yor people can be proud sir!
Politics › Re: If You Had A Magic Wand,what One Thing Would You Change In Nigeria Today by MrCork: 3:58pm On Jun 10, 2024
missjekyll:
I would immediately reward the people who refuse to bow to the ''Nigerian'' Way of doing things. People will keep doing that which benefits them.

It takes a lot of character to go against the tide. So if you reward good behaviour you get more people doing it.

For the headstrong people of course, there is always life imprisonment with hard labor.

What about you?what do you think is the root cause of Nigerias problems? What would you change?
YOU AGAIN.
ok helo. please can i pays u 3k for quick kiss, front hug for 1 minutes, back hug for 10 minute, extra kiss plus extra hug....i will pay u 3k per hug.U want? smiley
Family › Re: ##### Cash Giveaway (Easter Edition): 5k Each For 8 People by MrCork: 3:57pm On Jun 10, 2024
skyangel:
This is not good at all. Seriously shocked
please can i pays u 3k for quick kiss, front hug for 1 minutes, back hug for 10 minute, extra kiss plus extra hug....i will pay u 3k per hug.U want? smiley
Politics › Re: Kidnapped Army Captain, Abalaka Disarms Kidnapper, Rescues Self, Others In Kogi by MrCork: 3:55pm On Jun 10, 2024
REDshouse:
Promotion for the galant captain
why?...is he Rambo? i beggggggggy!!!!!! (((no ofeincse)) undecided
Politics › Re: Youths Protest In Akure Over Arrest Of Alleged Internet Fraudsters by MrCork: 3:53pm On Jun 10, 2024
Gistmedia10:
Hundreds of youths took to the streets of Akure today, chanting "EFCC Ole!" (EFCC thief!) to protest the recent arrest of 127 alleged internet fraudsters by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC).
But cant Police juss shoooot the protesters?..they die..they die...who care..WTF!!!!! ((no oofeincse)) angry

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