Forum Games › Re: What Will Be Your Next Move? by MrCork: 9:35pm On Jul 28, 2015 |
vizkiz: you have to think fast! 
Cc: lalasticlala ... ... VICTORIA..... COULD U KINDLY MOVE YOR GABARISOCALIST DUMB THREAD TO **ANIMAL SECTION** FOR GODS SAKE.....Romance section is for chansin females!!! (no oofeinse) 
Cc Ishilove!!!! |
Romance › Re: See How Naija Guys Chat by MrCork: 9:29pm On Jul 28, 2015 |
ggrin: [color=indigo]my chat with a white guy[/color]
WG....hello beautiful
M...hey handsome
WG...you've got a nice pics
M...awwww >3>3 thanks bae
WG...so what u up too?
M...nothing much bae, jus layin down here
WG...awwww! That's some real sh*t....lemme give u call then so that we can roll up tonight
M...no qualms bae
Bla bla bla bla bla
[color=indigo]my chat with S/A guy[/color]
S/A...hey
M...hello
S/A....damn! Ur beautiful
M....really!!!!! Thanks
M...u not looking bad too 
S/A...oh stop that...am blushing 
M...damn! U joking right?
S/A...not really tho
Bla bla bla bla bla
[color=indigo]with my naija brodas [/color]
N/B... Hafa
M...i
N/B...omo I dy feel ur swags oh!
M...thanks, I dy feel urs too
N/B...(For his mind *this girl don like me o*)I'll like to get down there?
M...lol, naughty u!
N/B...(*chei naijaboiy come o, this girl na ashi*) ...I go like sample u ...I go fvck u like say dem neva bang u b4 ...Name ur price
M....
N/B.... R u thr
M...
N/B...baby
M....
[color=indigo]10mins later[/color]
N/B... Hello
[color=indigo]mumus [/color] ..... BRO...COULD U KINDLY MOVE YOR DUMBEST WASTE OF SPACE THREAD TO JOKE SECTION JUSS FOR THE SAKE OF HUMANITY!!!!! (no oofeinse) 
Cc Ishilove!! |
Fashion › Re: Isn't She Beautiful? by MrCork: 8:40pm On Jul 28, 2015 |
nezebabe55: What's your take guys ..... . .sweery I don't mean to sound rudes but did u drink *Ogogoro* before logggin into nairaland this morning?? (no oofeinse)  |
Fashion › Re: Isn't She Beautiful? by MrCork: 8:37pm On Jul 28, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: How To Identify Wifey Materials Anywhere In The World.... Please Read! by MrCork(op): 7:02pm On Jul 28, 2015*. Modified: 7:43pm On Jul 28, 2015 |
halfrica: Sorry my frnd loves light skin guys too not a guy with ur skin color ...3some: me, u & yor lightskin frined!  |
Crime › Re: Man Bags Jail Term For Beating Woman by MrCork: 5:44pm On Jul 28, 2015 |
flaky66: Two months imprisonment wit #7000 bail grant....chaiiii smh....nd dis z y sme women will remain punchin bags of dier husbands :@ ....calm down sweery...I waz juss telln that village girl (Ladylaura93) that women nid to be kept in line & thers notin wrong wit beatin...how else is women expeted to respect u if u don't beat them? ...do u hav a dog? yes..guess wot...dog obey its master only when master beatit.... I lie?  |
Romance › Re: How To Identify Wifey Materials Anywhere In The World.... Please Read! by MrCork(op): 5:41pm On Jul 28, 2015 |
1miccza: Woooo!! Face front!! Oro e o lesi o jare!! English clearly not yor first language ...am out!! |
Crime › Re: Man Bags Jail Term For Beating Woman by MrCork: 5:39pm On Jul 28, 2015 |
Ladylaura93: I am the wrongest person to troll. ....yea right..that waz wot my ex said.....sweery quit playn had to get coz u aint lightskin or even sef..white...I drive£28,000(cash) Range and I can hav u when/if I want!! (((POUNDS STERLIN MA NIGGGA )))  |
Romance › Re: How To Identify Wifey Materials Anywhere In The World.... Please Read! by MrCork(op): 5:33pm On Jul 28, 2015 |
1miccza: If this were to be coming from anybody i would have been real mad,but coming from you i am not surprised. Na your way... Ka ci ga ba da hulakanci.... ...next time u see me talkin to a chick like Halfrica... **GET THE STEPPIN**....it is rude to interrupt when two adults are romancing...kabbbbish!!  |
Romance › Re: 2012 Mercedes Benz ML350 Tokumbo For 1.5 Million by MrCork: 5:30pm On Jul 28, 2015 |
AkinladeFestus: [color=#770077][/color] This is a clean 2012 Mercedes Benz ML350 Toks. Lagos Cleared. Air Conditioning, Airbags, Alloy Wheels, AM/FM Radio, Anti-Lock Brakes, Armrests, CD Player, Cup Holders, Electric Mirrors, Electric Windows, Fog Lights, Front Fog Lamps, Key less Entry, Power Steering, Rear Camera, Roof Rack, Sidesteps.
Asking price: N1.5m
Contact: 08169383471
Address:Onne,port harcourt,River state noted..I will buy it when I arive in Nigeria in 3 weeks time...I need a car to use for one month  |
Crime › Re: Neighbour Rapes Two-year-old Girl In Lagos by MrCork: 5:26pm On Jul 28, 2015 |
INTROVERT: only 18.... am very disappointed ...sorry, did I mention I drive £28,000(cash) Range rover spot!  |
Crime › Re: Neighbour Rapes Two-year-old Girl In Lagos by MrCork: 5:25pm On Jul 28, 2015 |
INTROVERT: only 18.... am very disappointed ....awwww,sweeery dont be sad...ama lover nota fighter & am a well known plaYa hear in London pekam....the good news is u will be number 19 b4 Christmas!!!  |
Politics › Re: Arms, Money, Phones Found In Boko Haram's Hideout (graphic Photos) by MrCork: 5:23pm On Jul 28, 2015 |
Boko people are muslims and they all the same ...pirrrriod!!!! (((GOOOGLE IT))))  |
Politics › Re: Arms, Money, Phones Found In Boko Haram's Hideout (graphic Photos) by MrCork: 5:22pm On Jul 28, 2015 |
shaqhead: I kno dnt what u seek to establish with ds baseless argument but let me ask u ds simple question; Is Rev. King d one dt set a lady ablaze which resulted in her death a Christian as in Christ-like?
Give me an answer or forever shut up? ..errm bro..am not sure if u went skool on a farm ther in Nigeria but the last time I checked: Rev Martin Luta King is not a lady..He is a Male gademmmit...((((ilitrasy is a desease, truss me))) YOU HOME BASE PEOPLE MENNNNNNN!!! (no oofeinse)  |
Politics › Re: Arms, Money, Phones Found In Boko Haram's Hideout (graphic Photos) by MrCork: 5:18pm On Jul 28, 2015 |
Rilwayne001: Fool! If you are a popular clown in the romance section, don't bring your stupidity down here.
So because they claimed to be muslim, does that make them a muslim? How many muslims are going about carrying out such barbaric act? .... bro, clearly yor common sense is not common coz if it waz common, u will agree like the rest of the planet that Boko people are muslim.....Muslim people want sharia law, Boko people want sharia law..are they not the same? .. Bro I hav notin against muslim people all am sayin is that they and boko people are the same...pirrriod!!!  |
Crime › Re: Man Bags Jail Term For Beating Woman by MrCork: 5:12pm On Jul 28, 2015 |
Ladylaura93: I see your use of English and I honestly apologize for quoting you. I should not have done that. I will advise you to take your English classes more seriously tho. ^^^^I bet she the stubborn type that will never obey.... I wunt beat her & I wunt realy slap her but I will instruct her to kneel down by the TV every mornings for 2 hour before livin for work!!! (REAL TALK)  |
Crime › Re: Man Bags Jail Term For Beating Woman by MrCork: 5:08pm On Jul 28, 2015 |
Ladylaura93: I see your use of English and I honestly apologize for quoting you. I should not have done that. I will advise you to take your English classes more seriously tho. ...ok sweeery..sinse u ask, did I mention am from London Pekam & I drive £28,000(cash) Range ROver Spot.....these usualy means I can get any woman I want (single or msarryed).. includin u!!!! (TRUSS ME)  |
Crime › Re: Neighbour Rapes Two-year-old Girl In Lagos by MrCork: 5:05pm On Jul 28, 2015 |
INTROVERT: Abegi abegi.... which kain man for NAIRALAND ; .... abi NL don dey do dating services.. besides I don't do online dating ...realy? u don't do Online datin...u telln me if I pulllup wit my £28,000(cash) Reange rover spot..u wunt fallin love?...sweeery do u realize how many chicks I *kondo* on nairaland?... 18 in total.... number 19,u!! (REAL TALK)  |
Politics › Re: Arms, Money, Phones Found In Boko Haram's Hideout (graphic Photos) by MrCork: 5:02pm On Jul 28, 2015 |
Rilwayne001: Fool! thats exactly what you are. You should have tell Nigerias to stay away feom their president as well.
Clown. ....so are u sayn boko people are not muslims, blownup everywhere in their name of ala?.....bro do u hav telivisssion at home? ...Goat!(no ofeinse)  |
Politics › Re: Arms, Money, Phones Found In Boko Haram's Hideout (graphic Photos) by MrCork: 4:48pm On Jul 28, 2015 |
lalasticlala: https://mobile.twitter.com/MusadiqZ/status/626028482057924608 ..Ther u go again... well I hav notin agaissnt thise muslin people but I all ways tell people to stay far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far AWAY FROM THEM!!! (((freedome of Speech, freedom of expppresion))))...no ofeinse!!  |
Politics › Re: Arms, Money, Phones Found In Boko Haram's Hideout (graphic Photos) by MrCork: 4:47pm On Jul 28, 2015 |
lalasticlala: https://mobile.twitter.com/MusadiqZ/status/626028482057924608 ..Ther u go again... well I hav notin agaissnt thise muslim people but I all ways tell people to stay far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far far AWAY FROM THEM!!! (((freedome of Speech, freedom of expppresion))))...no ofeinse!!  |
Crime › Re: Man Bags Jail Term For Beating Woman by MrCork: 4:43pm On Jul 28, 2015 |
chimkaire: ...I have always known  ^^^^^wifey material (My kinda chick)......I bet shes lightskin!!!  |
Romance › Re: Afraid Of Anoda Heart Break Pls Help by MrCork: 4:41pm On Jul 28, 2015 |
lilspiceyy: Please ladies and gentlemen, I need your opinion in my situation . I had a terrible break up 3 years ago and I never opened my heart to any guy until recently I met this guy and he was so nice to me that we became best friends. Two weeks ago, he made his intention known to me that he is attracted to me but he has a girlfriend and he is in love with her. Although, they are thousands of miles miles apart but they've done a mini introduction and she visits his mum on weekends. I also have the same feelings for him but am not letting him know because, I feel it's not right. Whenever we are together, he talks about her all the time and at the same time acts like my boyfriend which is sending away other male admirers. Am confused because I don't want to experience another heart break. But, I want to keep our friendship. ...so u want to break a guys heart coz he live 1000miles away & didn't introduce u to his mum?..... sweeery no ofeinse but why are u homebase fermales usualy cold blooded?  |
Romance › Re: Afraid Of Anoda Heart Break Pls Help by MrCork: 4:39pm On Jul 28, 2015 |
lilspiceyy: Please ladies and gentlemen, I need your opinion in my situation . I had a terrible break up 3 years ago and I never opened my heart to any guy until recently I met this guy and he was so nice to me that we became best friends. Two weeks ago, he made his intention known to me that he is attracted to me but he has a girlfriend and he is in love with her. Although, they are thousands of miles miles apart but they've done a mini introduction and she visits his mum on weekends. I also have the same feelings for him but am not letting him know because, I feel it's not right. Whenever we are together, he talks about her all the time and at the same time acts like my boyfriend which is sending away other male admirers. Am confused because I don't want to experience another heart break. But, I want to keep our friendship.  |
Crime › Re: Man Bags Jail Term For Beating Woman by MrCork: 4:36pm On Jul 28, 2015 |
chimkaire:
 ...anyways since u ask..did I mention am from London Pekam & I drive £28,000(cash) Range Rover Spot with alloy will plus leadther interior!!!  |
Crime › Re: Man Bags Jail Term For Beating Woman by MrCork: 4:23pm On Jul 28, 2015 |
chimkaire:
 They do such in Pekam?  ...sweeery I don't belif in beatin women coz its wrong...juss one slap is fully accepted...In pekam, we simply Send them pakin & leave them homeless for weak!! (REAL TALK)  |
Romance › Re: How To Identify Wifey Materials Anywhere In The World.... Please Read! by MrCork(op): 4:21pm On Jul 28, 2015 |
halfrica: No  ...anyways juss make sure u come by hotel when I arrive in Nigeria & plis bring one of yor lightskin friend.... I like 2 on 1!!  |
Romance › Re: My EXPERIENCE With A Girl I Met On Facebook by MrCork: 4:19pm On Jul 28, 2015 |
abiolekzy: Early february. I met Abimbola on facebook as a
mutual friend to one of my friends.One thing led to another, we started chatting on BBM and early
march, we started E-dating. 3weeks ago, we discussed on how we will see facially and she
suggested to travel down to meet me in Akure if only I can send T.fare.
Abimbola is a student of uniport so she fully based in PHC.I was so happy that I started day dreaming how the visitation will look like, the romance, fun, love-making etc. . On the 14th of april, I sent #10,000 into her account as Tfare. The travelling preparation began.
The D-day came. I have cleaned up my room, bought foodstuffs, bought a new pack of protection.,when she dropped at Akure garage, I told her to pick a bike to my house address which she did, she got to my house at around 5pm. I ushered her in, gave her soft drinks and we were chatting.When it was 6pm, she shocked me by telling me she has a cousin here in Akure and that's where she will be staying throughout her 3days of stay and dat I should visit her at her cousin's place the following day.
I was so sad but I did not show it,i faked a smile and walk her off to take bike.I come dey reason am say "se na like dis my 10k go waste?".The next day,i didn't go to visit her and I lied that i was sick with the mindset that she will come to my place instead.
All she could do was to call me and ask after my health.That night, i couldn't sleep because i was just wondering how silly I am.I just had to put my phone on silence and forcefully slept off.
As I woke up around 6am in the morning, I picked
my Phone and I saw a text from Abimbola with this content .....Hey, "baby u know I will be leaving today, wat time should I come to visit u so as to get my return T fair....chai....this is a big blow..............
Just while I was wondering about my stupidity, my
memory started flashing back to the how we met.She told me how Mike did not love her, how he violently demand for $ex, how he always demanded for anal $ex which she always
rejected not until one day when Mike drugged her
drink and she was unconscious while Mike had his
way through her. I felt so sorry for her that i always keep her company on chats. We do exchange pictures, voicenotes and videos.
It took her up to 2weeks to give a yes answer,after
giving me a yes, we started the E-dating proper. Its was fun all through because we chat almost every minutes, I will always call her time to time which she don't always return but I never mind. As at march,our intimacy grew to the extent that we engage in dirty chats.Abimbola is a guru at it,she will always tell me about her sexcapades with her ex,how she gives Mouth Gig.How she do perform 56 styles. Infact, every night.
I decided to open my operamini and browse my facebook to while away time. As the facebook homepage page opened. On the username, I saw her email filled in it, and on the password. I saw 8 dots just as normal password code.Immediately I got a flash back that when she came to my house on day 1, she asked for my phone to use because her blackberry battery was flat.
I gladly logged in into her account and browse
through her messages. To my surprise, Abimbola does the same flirt chat she did to me with like 4 other guys. The one that shocked me most was a guy on her message named "swordman".The guy also lives in akure according to their chats.She also told the guy that she wish to come to Akure
to visit her, but the guy said in the chat that he didn't have money to finance the transport of which Bimbola replied that "don't worry, I will sort out myself".
On seeing this, my head rang a bell. I felt an headache instantly. I took my time to read through all their conversations and I discovered that she do exchange nudes with the guy, they flirt to the extreme, and they were also dating.It was then I got the true image that Bimbola is
actually with another guy whom she said its a cousin.
But again I thought of it that she invited me to come there yesterday, can she be with another guy and still invite me?, The time was now 8:43am. I called Abimbola and told her that I want to visit her at her cousin's place and that she should give me the address.
She replied me that "I am sorry, you can not come, I and my cousin had a serious misunderstanding yesterday night and till this morning. Infact, we have not spoke since last night till now, so its not advisable for you to come, I said ok and then hanged up.I said to myself ,chaiiii……… Habeeb, you be first class mugu
To be continued STORY!!...did u enter or u didn't enter?  |
Crime › Re: Man Bags Jail Term For Beating Woman by MrCork: 4:17pm On Jul 28, 2015 |
Ladylaura93: You are not well at all. So who keeps you in line? everyman agree all women need decipline (except the lightskin ones) and decepline womens make the best wifey material...Pirrrriod!!!(no oofeinse)  |
Crime › Re: Man Bags Jail Term For Beating Woman by MrCork: 4:15pm On Jul 28, 2015 |
Ladylaura93: You are not well at all. So who keeps you in line? ^^^ther u go...sweeery..in the real world,u greet me first before talk tome but u juss attacke innocent guy for no reason like market woman sayn am not well...This is exactly what we talkin about & why women shud all ways be keept in line...if u waz marryed to be I probably flog u for that state ment..Notin wrong wit beatin and that man shud be free...Pirrrrrriod!! (no ofeinse)  |
Romance › Re: See How Naija Girls Chat (uncivilization) by MrCork: 3:55pm On Jul 28, 2015 |
Daksin females tink the world resolve around them....they all ways want u to use yor salary to buy the Brasilian wig..WHy?  |
Crime › Re: Man Bags Jail Term For Beating Woman by MrCork: 3:50pm On Jul 28, 2015 |
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