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Romance › Re: Only A Real Lady Knows The Answer To This Question... Please Read by MrCork(op): 8:37am On Jul 27, 2015

adeh39:

Someone stole my sense of humour

Can u lend me yours?

...SWEERY GO BAK TO BED JOR... GOAT!!!(no ofeense) angry

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Romance › Re: Only A Real Lady Knows The Answer To This Question... Please Read by MrCork(op): 8:27am On Jul 27, 2015*

adeh39:
Mtcheeeeeeeew

^^^^^sence of humour...minuss 0....GOAT!! (no ofeense) undecided

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Romance › Only A Real Lady Knows The Answer To This Question... Please Read by MrCork(op): 1:35am On Jul 27, 2015*

...Ladies...be honest, do you believe in love at first sight or Woud you simply prefa i walk by u again wit or wit out ma £28,000 (ca$h) range rover spot. .. Mature contribution only! wink

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Celebrities › Re: Afrocandy's Daughter Graduates From US School (pics) by MrCork: 12:29am On Jul 27, 2015

[quote author=FlirtyKaren post=36306624]This is Afrocandy's second daughter. She just graduated from Middle School in the United States and is also turning 15 years old tomorrow. In 3 years, Afrocandy's first daughter will be Graduating from the University while her younger sister is going in. Big congrats to her.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/07/afrocandys-daughter-graduates-from-us.html[/quote

....the daughter too fat & ugly & not even lightskin sef....but her booobsi look drinkable though!!! (no oofeinse)

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Celebrities › Re: Afrocandy's Daughter Graduates From US School (pics) by MrCork: 12:27am On Jul 27, 2015

[quote author=FlirtyKaren post=36306624]This is Afrocandy's second daughter. She just graduated from Middle School in the United States and is also turning 15 years old tomorrow. In 3 years, Afrocandy's first daughter will be Graduating from the University while her younger sister is going in. Big congrats to her.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/07/afrocandys-daughter-graduates-from-us.html[/quote

....very ugly fat elepant....she aint lightskin!!!! (no oofeinse) angry

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Romance › Re: How To Identify Wifey Materials Anywhere In The World.... Please Read! by MrCork(op): 11:42pm On Jul 26, 2015

halfrica:
Niger ke dats ow one said congo

Is it dat bad for me

...sweery quik question: can u cook, clean, sweep, wash, dry clean, iron, blowdry, press, touch, change complesxion to lightskin and verigirize?....this are the qualities u need to become wifey material

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Romance › Re: How To Identify Wifey Materials Anywhere In The World.... Please Read! by MrCork(op): 11:38pm On Jul 26, 2015

halfrica:
Niger ke dats ow one said congo

Is it dat bad for me

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Fashion › Re: Name Of Your Perfume? by MrCork: 10:03pm On Jul 26, 2015

Gurgle:
whatever I get for Christmas I spray it

....ok...so u the type who use airfresher as perfume....abi?.....and then u complain u cant find man on nairaland! undecided

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Romance › Re: How To Identify Wifey Materials Anywhere In The World.... Please Read! by MrCork(op): 9:43pm On Jul 26, 2015

halfrica:
dats me

....sweeery that preeety fine chick does not suit yor english grama....that's not u....truss me!! angry

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Romance › Re: How To Identify Wifey Materials Anywhere In The World.... Please Read! by MrCork(op): 9:40pm On Jul 26, 2015

[quote author=halfrica post=36305250][/quote]^^^^putttin up 2 different pictures...abi??...why? undecided

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Romance › Re: Problem Short Girl Faces (photo) by MrCork: 9:37pm On Jul 26, 2015

Barselonia:
Don't yab me ooo

Na research oo

Ishilove... lalasticlala

.....ok....not sure if yor brain function problem but the last time I check.....they invented somtin called: HIGH HILL SHOES...meanin hieght don't matter for females....and for the recor, I prefa short women!!! (no oofeinse) angry

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Romance › Re: How To Identify Wifey Materials Anywhere In The World.... Please Read! by MrCork(op): 9:24pm On Jul 26, 2015

halfrica:
Cork jeez wat is it sef do u love me yes or no?
why are u so attached on my matter like super glue

...sweeery puttop yor picture & let me seeyor face.... it don't matter if u r fat becuz I love fat women...serrriously! undecided

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Celebrities › Re: Lady Accusing Timaya Of Rape Files Case Against Him, Dares Him to Return to US by MrCork: 9:19pm On Jul 26, 2015

...TYPIKAL BLACK WOMAN...TYPIKAL NIGERIAN WOMAN......ONES U START F**KIN & U DESIDE TO IGNORE THEM & MOVE ON TO THE NEXT CHICK.......THEY BLACK MAILIN YOU... I LIE? undecided

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Romance › Re: How To Identify Wifey Materials Anywhere In The World.... Please Read! by MrCork(op): 9:16pm On Jul 26, 2015

halfrica:
Tah of all tins to mate its a cock male chicken i eject am comot for my life

..sweeery QUIT pretendin like u don't wanna mate wit me....4real..since when does a homebase chick (YOU) refuse to mate wita Londoner...especially when he drive £28,000(cash) Range Rover spot..... U wannnit..Come gerrrrrit!! wink

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Romance › Re: How To Identify Wifey Materials Anywhere In The World.... Please Read! by MrCork(op): 8:38pm On Jul 26, 2015

halfrica:
I promise to pay ur rehab fees

sweeery all I want from is is juss *something something*.... the good news is when I arrive in Nigeria in two week..we will finaly mate! wink

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Celebrities › Re: Lady Accusing Timaya Of Rape Files Case Against Him, Dares Him to Return to US by MrCork: 8:37pm On Jul 26, 2015

...BLACKMAIL...BLACKMAIL...THE b!TCH SAW TIMAYAS HOUSE PICTURE ON NAIRALAND AND PROBABLY TORT...WOW..H GOTS A NICE HOW?...OK...LETS MILK HIM... THISE IS WHY MAJORITY OFG BLACK WOMENS ARE NOW SINGLE PARENT IN LONDON COZ NOBODY WANT THEM....YEA I SAID IT & I WIL SAYIT AGAIN!! angry

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Celebrities › Re: Lady Accusing Timaya Of Rape Files Case Against Him, Dares Him to Return to US by MrCork: 8:34pm On Jul 26, 2015

sonofananimal1:
THIS IS JUST IT!!!

THIS IS JUST IT!!!

THE AVERAGE NIGERIA WOMEN ARE ALL SCAMMERS

...TRUSS ME...I DRIVE £28,000(cash)RANGE ROVER SPOT HEAR IN LONDON & NIGERIAN WOMEN FLOCK THEMSEF OVER ME LIKE BEES....BUT WHEN THEY SEE U WALKIN ON THE ROAD, THEY IGNORE U.. EVERYTIME NIGERIAN CELEBRITYSCME TO LONDON, WE ALL WAYS ENTERTAIN THEM WIT WHITE WOMENS AND ADVISE THEM TO STAY THE F***K AWAY FROM BLACK WOMEN COZ THEY WILL REDUCE YOR CREDIBILITY!! (REAL TALK) angry

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Celebrities › Re: Lady Accusing Timaya Of Rape Files Case Against Him, Dares Him to Return to US by MrCork: 8:31pm On Jul 26, 2015

...SEE HOW UGLY SHE LOOK..LUCKILY SHES LIGHTSKIN..CAN U IMAGINE HOW UGLY SHE WUD HAV LOOK IF SHE WAZ DAKSKIN?... STAY AWAY FROM BLACK WOMENS!!! angry

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Celebrities › Re: Lady Accusing Timaya Of Rape Files Case Against Him, Dares Him to Return to US by MrCork: 8:29pm On Jul 26, 2015

FlirtyKaren:
This is getting serious oh! The lady who accused Timaya of raping her, now identified as Shella_b is not stopping with her claims at all. She is even more furious now.

She had opened up an Instagram page two days ago accusing Timaya of rape HERE. Timaya, who 10 days ago welcomed his second child with his babymama, reacted to her claim saying yes they did have sex but it was mutual and that she recorded their conversation with an evil plan of blackmailing him.

She has now gone on Instagram to post the picture above with the caption:
"I FILED CASES AGAINST U #TIMAYA DA DAY AFTER IT HAPPENED. YOU BEEN BEGGING ME TO KEEP SLIENT NOW YOU WANT TO CLAIM ABOUT ME WANTING $50,000 WHAT IS THAT COMPARED TO THE PAIN
YOU CAUSED ME!!! ONE CASE FOR RAPE AND ONE FOR THREATING MY LIFE!! LIKE I SAID I TOLD THE DETECTIVE TO GIVE ME TIME IF I WANTED YOU ARRESTED FOR RAPE! THEY SEEN THE EVIDENCE!!! I SWEAR I TRIED TO BE NICE!!! BLOGS WONT HELP YOU!!! COME BACK TO ATLANTA IF YOUR INNOCENT TIMAYA!!! IM DONE BEING NICE!!! YOU CAN NOT SILENCE ME! #getready"

This is really getting out of hand.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/07/lady-accusing-timaya-of-rape-replies.html

....NIGERIAN WOMEN HEAR IN UK & USA ARE GOLD DIGGIN THAT LOOOK FOR ANY MEANS TO GET MOINEY.....JUSS BECUZ TIMAYA IGNORED HER DUM AZZZZ..SHE CLAIM RAPE.. THIS IS THE EXACT REASON WHY WE NO LONGER NEAR BLACK WOMEN IN LONDON ESPECIALY WHEN THEY FROM AFRICA OR THAT NIGERIA!! (REAL TALK) angry

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Romance › Re: How To Identify Wifey Materials Anywhere In The World.... Please Read! by MrCork(op): 8:21pm On Jul 26, 2015

halfrica:
Do u want to make me ur wifey??
Cos why are u so bodad am brown skin u kno
Am a confusion to ur dam vision

..lets be serrrious....sweery how much will u pay me to make u a wifey material? ...proper proper.. ...be honest!

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Romance › Re: How To Identify Wifey Materials Anywhere In The World.... Please Read! by MrCork(op): 8:17pm On Jul 26, 2015

halfrica:
Do u want to make me ur wifey??
Cos why are u so bodad am brown skin u kno
Am a confusion to ur dam vision

...u want me to want u as my wifey material?.... sweeery did someone drop brick on yor head?... do u realize ama Londoner & u in that place Nigeria?... Wifey materials are usualy white women.. are u white? (no oofeinse) undecided

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Romance › Re: How To Identify Wifey Materials Anywhere In The World.... Please Read! by MrCork(op): 8:14pm On Jul 26, 2015

...well the great news for us is that Only 5 female are wifey material on nairaland... ...5 outter 6 millon registered females on nairaland is an improvement! undecided

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Romance › Re: How To Identify Wifey Materials Anywhere In The World.... Please Read! by MrCork(op): 8:12pm On Jul 26, 2015

halfrica:
Like i swore for u abi
U are obviously d only guy takin me crios
Am nt aso oke or adire or campala
*i can never be a wife material* am a human being
See dis local authority garage dwarf
I mean it to be offensive like fowl smell to u
Product of a dylutional sperm to make it out nd be rendered importantly useless

...again..u call yor sef a wifey material & then u say u don't swaar..but then u call me dylutional sperm & Campala...... Well, the best ting we can do for u is help...help u become wifey material!! (no oofeinse) embarassed

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Romance › Re: How To Identify Wifey Materials Anywhere In The World.... Please Read! by MrCork(op): 8:10pm On Jul 26, 2015

Kenndall:
Your thread title isn't in tune with this comment you made.
According to your title, you stated that you were going to show how to identify a wife material, but instead, you just went ahead to state an erroneous claim without any proof whatsoever.

Are you even being serious, or you are just kidding?

If you wanted to create a thread to bash ladies, you would have just stated it on your title, instead of misleading the forum members.

Whenever you want to make such assertion, always show proof. Perhaps an experience or something. You don't just open a thread and state claims and expect us to swallow them.

..u suddenly get vex becuz u aint a wifey material......whose fault?...my fault?? undecided

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 7:28pm On Jul 26, 2015

...My 17inches looong *kondo* been standin up for the past 2 hour....whats goin on? undecided

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Romance › Re: Guys, What Will You Do If Your Mum Came To Your Room And You Were About To CUM? by MrCork: 7:03pm On Jul 26, 2015

MemphisDepay:
guys, what will you do if your mum came to your room and you were about to CUM? Share it with the ladies. Loool

..don't u hav skoool homework?....Goat..anyways.. I probably cooome on yor face!! (no oofeinse) undecided

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Romance › Re: Can You Marry Someone That Has A Child From Another Relationship? by MrCork: 6:43pm On Jul 26, 2015

Olutola88:
lol! Don't worry bro, you'll get her if you can go to heaven to tell God to help you create this specification

...correction..am all ready datin 2 lightskin females wit kids...One Nigerian & one jamaican angry

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