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angieberry:
walk by 50 tymes plis

redgem:
If I'm at the positive side I won't bend my values just to please him or have him cos I know I'm doing the right thing, if I'm at the negative side...I will cos I know what I'm doing is wrong...not just because of him but for my own good also

ceejay80s:
Guy be good and i will post u 50k to pay up your tax in london but. I know say u dey suffer in nigeria . Living in london my foot

TRAPQUEEN1:
lol why are you like this?

ceejay80s:
U don't speak pigeon English in London abi? So people in london cant spell correctly too ? (no offence)

markmira:
somebody please take this guy to a secured room in pentagon cuz am gona kill him in the next six hours,last tym u came to nigeria waz i d taxi driver who carried u home?the answer is no cuz am not a taxi driver.well ur opinion in ma life just landed u in serious trouble as the following will take place between 6pm:to 7pm ur apartment would hav been rigged wit xplosive's which will detonate the moment u open ur door.i pray u survive d blast so u can come back to nl to beg 4 my 4givness.

markmira:
and who says i dont go to work?

shalomm:
Yes

esantex:
Three men have been jailed after being convicted of running an animal brothel in Swansea, Wales. The hotel specializes in getting animals and grooming them to become good in having sex with humans.
Their animal catalog includes domesticated female white lions, mountain nanny goats, Irish pigs, Himalayan gentle donkeys and other species of animals. Some animals that are not dangerous like female sheep's and some breeds of dogs are also trained to give MouthAction and receive full vaginal sex from the customer who come to book rooms and have sex with these animals over night.
The customers who cannot afford to pay for full sex or book a room end up paying $15 for MouthAction by the sheep's while the rich clients pay as much as $120 a night for a room and an animal sex partnerthat is healthy and experienced in human sexual pleasure. News reaching KDBsay the animals are often cleaned and sanitized before the act. The vaginas and anus are deep cleaned with antiseptic smeared with lavenders and honey to make it tight and wet. The animals are sometimes dressed with pantyhose, G strings and high heeled shoes depending on the taste of the client.
The ring leaders Adam Cafferty and John Cafferty and their father David Cafferty ran a ‘gentlemen’s club’ known as “The Ram Inn” in Grange Road, Swansea.
The brothers, 31 and 28 and father 52 admitted keeping an animal brothel between January 2011 and July 2015 and a jury took less than three hours to find them all guilty.
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During their trial at Swansea Crown Court the jury heard they setup a website on the hidden “Deep Web” where people from all over the country could select the animal of their liking and book in for an appointment.
In their defense, the defense lawyer, Damian Erow told the trial judge and jury that the brothel poses no threat to its customers because the animal sex organs are sterilized regularly and that the animals are well trained to give and receive sex with their human counterparts.
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All have previous convictions for committing the same offense at the same address.
The two brothers and father were all sentenced to four years in prison and the animals confiscated and sent back to animal conservatories because they have been so domesticated and sexually traumatized to survive tin the wild.
The clients are planning a peaceful demonstration to protest the infringement on their fundamental human right to happiness and sexual freedom. They ask to be allowed to chose their sex partners and follow their sexual orientation. They claim that they do not harm the animals instead the give the animals a chance to live a better qualitative life. The march is scheduled to hold Sometime later this year.
Guys, What is the world turning into?

http://www.kevindjakporblog.com/2015/07/wtf-hotel-where-perverts-pay-to-have.html#more

shalomm:
Nah... am number 10 and a little bit of number 3...... though i don't keep late night...

shalomm:
enjoy your pounds sterling.

and For the Notice, it is Really and not realy, it is difference and not diffarance, it is i got not i gots, it is sterling and not sterlin, it is no offence and not no ofoeinse MR CORK.

imagodei:
Dear Nairalanders,

I will like seek your counsel on something.

I was recently dismissed from my company.

Some friends have advised that I delete everything about this company from my cv. If I follow their counsel, my cv will almost look bare.

Please advise me on what to do.

Best Regards.

Mods, please help me do the needful.

jiddodo:
Does dat mean dey re unemployed? U lack comprehension ability. Read the post again

ceejay80s:
Guy , type wetin person fit read and stop making a fool of yourself and if u no sabi english, type in pigeon English

shalomm:
just as i said earlier " educated but not civilized" and to add, WE ARE ALL GHOST IN THIS FORUM.

stop telling the world how poor you are.

markmira:
Am the mysterious guy go out in the morning come's back at night with red eyes(weed tinz)the other neighbours had to protest for landlord to give me and ma freindz an eviction letter lol.

jiddodo:
Are you for real? Cos I knw everywhr in d world u find pple wit such habits. The poster didn't say neighbors re unemployed.

shalomm:
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You so annoying... " Educated but not civilized."

vikel2104:
Staying in a neighbourhood gives you the chance to meet different types of people and learning to deal with them.
You will definitely find your neighbour among the list below.

1. Parentless kids.
There is always sound of yelling kids from their house. Their parents are never at home. They are basically noise makers.

2. The Over-friendly Neighbour
They make your business, their business. You like it or not. These are typically the neighbours who will literally stay in your house and wouldn’t even mind helping you out with your daily chores. They don’t know where to draw the line and end up being over friendly. More often than not they cross the line. These neighbours want to know everything about you, your family, how much money you earn every month, where you make all your investments and your spending patterns. They want to know it all without even once thinking that these are personal and you are not comfortable sharing them.

3. The Really Mysterious Neighbour There’s is never any noise coming from his apartment. However, the only dialogue you ever had with this type of neighbour probably consists of “Hello!” and “Nice weather today, huh?” You’ve probably noticed that the really mysterious neighbour comes back home either late at night or early in the morning. And he doesn’t appear to be drunk which makes things even weirder. You have no idea where he goes, what he does and whether you should be worried that he might be a criminal or not. You better stick to just ‘hello’ when talking to this neighbour and never ask him anything because you know what happened to the curious cat, right? It became a victim of its really mysterious neighbour.

4. The fighting couple.
These neighbours fight with their spouse in the open and keep throwing offensive words at each other. They just disturb the peace of the neighbourhood.

5. The Copy Cats – The Me Too Neighbours
If you are noticing a pattern of your neighbours having the same things you possess from quite some time now, then you can rule out the option of it being a sheer co-incidence – it’s called copying. These are the type of neighbours who have no clue about what they want to buy and would just end up buying/doing the same set of things that you do, just to fit in. They would scan everything in your home if invited for a chat and there you go a replica of it would be in theirs too.

6.The Constant Borrowers
It’s a pleasant Saturday morning and you hear somebody knocking at your door. Surprise! The same neighbour who keeps asking you for something or the other is here again asking you for a cup of sugar. These are the neighbours who make complete utilization of the word “HELP” and would constantly keep borrowing things from you. If you have these type of neighbours consider adding a separate list in your monthly budget called “Neighbours list”!

7. Alcoholic neighbour.
Someone is knocking at your door and picking your lock at 1am in the morning? Oh, wait, it’s just your alcoholic neigbhour who is once again at the wrong door. Someone puked on your doorstep? Who was it this time – the alcoholic guy next door.

8.The Party Freak.
These are most likely young people who love to go out for parties and always invite their friends over for a party in their house. The sound of loud music and loud voices is the proof that they are at it again.

9. The Problem Creators
These neighbours are just too finicky about everything you do from moving a chair at your home to having a social event at your home-every single thing of your action bothers them and are waiting to gun you down! They are the ones who are unhappy about everything about their neighbourhood and would constantly keep bickering.

10. The Passive neighbor.
This one is just there. He doesn’t make noise nor look for trouble. He doesn’t seem to have any problem with anyone and just takes life as it comes. He just a jolly good fellow.

Can you see your neighbor in the list?

amefi:
Please does anyone remember this lady? If yes, where is she or has she changed her username? Mrs Chima hope you are reading this... I am counting on you cus I missed her so much. 190, Please stay off my post

Ishilove:
Seriously? Thought she was a jamo lady

Where is MrBrownJay?

Tonylyte:
Many girls are like this. Lol.

Tonylyte:
Many girls are like this. Lol.

Mznaett:
Abeg,why una dey para 4 una sis dem na?

Just see wetin una don do e good so Our ladies dem no dey too comment again bcuz of una bad belle mouth e gud so 4 una eyes?

Abeg make una try pity dem small na dem stil be human beings like u just dat na "yanga" be d wahala

make una try get small conscience na my sis dem go change aswear


Thank you

fanficgirl:
Sorry we home based don't know much. We only just see white guys all over here :-...sweerry u ok.. like in the head? You homebase chicks mennnnnnnn!!! ;Ds

ladyF:
I will check and revert

ladyF:
Chai serious y***nsh opening
*pass me popcorn pls

peeparty:
we're do they exist...

no use style start wahala oo

amefi:
Please does anyone remember this lady? If yes, where is she or has she changed her username? Mrs Chima hope you are reading this... I am counting on you cus I missed her so much. 190, Please stay off my post

peeparty:
which country nailed it.......

ggrin:
[color=indigo]ur a fool[/color]

...BRO AM TRYN TO HELP YOU...SERRRIOUSLY...YOR DUMB THREAD IS A WASTE OF SPACE THAT BELONGS TO *JOKE SECTION*.... we never said it wz dry though...juss move the S*** to joke section , plis!!


Cc Ishilove!