Celebrities › Re: . by MrCork: 10:01am On Jul 07, 2015 |
Harzontorh: Here are The Top Curves of the Ghanian Celebrities
Source: www.azontonews..com
Checkout the top ghanian queens with hot curves and biggest backside. This post is inspired by the likes of Iyvonne Jegede, Juliet Ibrahim, Matilda Qwaiye, Peace Hyde among others. See all pictures below Click to see more http://azontonews..com/?m=0 ...MORE PICTURES PLIS!!!  |
Romance › Re: Photos: Speaker Dogara At The Palace Of Asagba Of Asaba! by MrCork: 9:55am On Jul 07, 2015 |
175: See painment! ...is that what u people callit? ..painments?... OOOooo Lord hav mercy..ENGLISH!!!  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 9:52am On Jul 07, 2015 |
chibwike: Lol...dats quite impossible ^^^^which imposible?...see this mechanic lookin boy wearin slipppers.....bro I don't mean to sound rude but don't u people hav nice names ther in Nigeria like Emily, Dave, David, James, Bingo or even sef, Mark??......how do u expect females to take u serrrious wit name like Chinwikiwikikeke??..WTF?? YOU HOMEBASE PEOPLE MENNNN!!! (no oofeinse)  |
Romance › Re: Photos: Speaker Dogara At The Palace Of Asagba Of Asaba! by MrCork: 9:47am On Jul 07, 2015 |
175: Isn't it romantic to the nPDP? . . and pepper eyes to the Okpolor Eyes General of the SW/oldACN?. . .lol ....LOOOOKHEAR MR MAN....WILL U CARRRRY YOR LLPP PEPPER STORY TO FOOOD SECTION GADEMMMIT....ROMANCE SECTION IS FOR CHANSIN WOMEN!!!! 
cC Ishilove!!! |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 9:44am On Jul 07, 2015 |
..but would u belif outter 7 million registerd users on nairaland...only 2 lightskin females says Good Morning...its always the lightskin females who say hello... I lie?  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 9:42am On Jul 07, 2015 |
...OK ...DID HAS ANY OF YOU FEMALES SAY GOOD MORNING TO ANYONE THIS MORNING??.....AINT U SOPOSE TO BE LADIES??..WIFEY MATERIALS??..WHAT THE HELL IS THIS WORLD TORNING TO....WHER IS TEH RESPECTS??  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 12:59am On Jul 07, 2015 |
..juss came outter the bathroom walkin naaaaked round the house...i live alone wit 2 pitbull terry and my cat  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 11:00pm On Jul 06, 2015 |
ronald4lif: Are the mods light skinned  What has lightskin MOD gots to do wit anytin??...bro is yor head ok? (no ofeinse)  |
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:56pm On Jul 06, 2015 |
Tashaamania: Okay, now what?  ..which wot? ...does Nairaland loooklike Market place?...sweery Are u not suppose to be a lady? ...did u say *Good Evening?*  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:54pm On Jul 06, 2015 |
ronald4lif: Oh I see. There should be a balance on the sexes of romance section. This section is one of the most visited on this platform and its odd to have an all female representation moderating it.
If we are to enumerates and separate active members based on gender I'm close to certain that we'd have more guys so seeking for clarification on why there are only female mods is in order. Our self-proclaimed feminists would purblind and unforthcoming about this obvious unjust act but would have raised dust had the reverse be the case lol. Quite telling. ...wot rubbish sexxx balance u talkin about??....hav u forgootin they had that male Crackhead Boy called Sexxskilzz who solely destroyed Romance Section??.....WE PREFA FEMALES ONLY JOR....u dont like it, goto Yahoo chat!!!!! (no oofeinse)  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:51pm On Jul 06, 2015 |
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:45pm On Jul 06, 2015 |
....Ok ladies am back from Turin, Italy...left this morning at 8am & juss back in London 2 hour ago...anyone miss me?  |
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Romance › Re: Every Nigerian Girl Needs A Can Of Pepperspray by MrCork: 11:21am On Jul 06, 2015 |
Naijasinglegirl: A stranger assaulted me on my way to a friend's place on Saturday. My first instincts where to fight back. Alias, I was incapable of defeating the heavily built tout and I all I could do was rain generational curses on his head. Reading and watching the rising rate of unpremeditated batteries and assaults in the news lately, the need to stay on the defensive can never be overemphasized. To summarize what happened yesterday, some drunk 6ft crackhead hit me because I ignored him when he tried to chat me up.
What if there were no passers-by to intervene? What if the incident didn't happen in broad daylight? What if he was a rapist, kidnapper or a serial killer? What efforts do the average Nigerian girl on the street make to guard her grill? As usual, I will begin with mine. I have always wanted to learn karate. Who knows? My black belt skills would come in handy when I am wearing a loubs in the face of a prospective attacker. Sadly, I have no basic idea where karate classes are held in Nigeria and the cost of training. Another form of attack is the use of peppersprays. I can't count the number of super marts I have gone scouring for a can of pepperspray for my personal protection. I mean with all the excessive pepper we waste on Yoruba stew, the bottle of pepper solution the mallam never fails to douche our suya, the peppersoup dishes at major restaurants and the various species of cameroun pepper, tatashi et all at the market, no company has taken it upon themselves to produce pepperspay. Very sad.
I use to have a small penknife hidden in my handbag when I am in the company of 'penis owners' I don't trust but I ditched the penknife early last year after my police friend hinted me on the way his team mates were indiscriminately arresting people with the tiniest of weapons, suspected to be armed robbers or members of the dreaded bokoharam. Currently, my only weapon is a matchbox I never fail to carry in my pockets and a 2ml kerosene in a syringe. This is a habit I cultivated since I was 17 even though the only time I have had cause to use my matchstick was when my friend's gas burner was non functional when we were about preparing noodles at her house. Bi-anually, I replace the matchbox with a brand new pack when humidity dampens the old pack. Wait a minute! How would a matchstick come to my rescue if someone tries to hurt me? Maybe I might use the match stick to stir up a fire that may subsequently lead to my escape when I am held up in an empty room. Nikita taught me this. Maybe I might use the matchstick to burn off the robes when a kidnapper bound my hands? Thank you Angelina Jolie. Maybe I might set a dissatisfied ex boyfriend penis on fire if he asks for more or tries to force himself on me after I have given him a handjob with my kerosene lubricated palm.
Girl, at least I am making an effort to stay safe. Are you?
http://www.naijasinglegirl.com ...so women shud start usin Pepper spray juss becuz u cant find man...abi?....GO & SIT DOWN SOME WERE JOR!!!! (no oofeinse)  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 11:35pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
darkenedrebel: good for you ✘ ^^^^thanks CRACKHEAD...nice to no yor brain isn't shrinkin today!  |
Entertainment › Re: The Websites You Visit When Bored Part II by MrCork: 11:30pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
wealthmission: After the first post about favorite websites one visits when bored am sure some peoples list changed because there was so many new sites i encountered that i never knew... Lol even por*n sites chai naija and bad things... Anyway here is my new list.. You can add yours lets see http://amebocity.com http://Reedit Nairaland Facebook Eskimi Twitter ..best website ever for stress relif: www.badjojo.com  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 11:22pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
darkenedrebel: should I tag them or not? ✘ ....SHUT THE F*** UP & GO TO BED.... CRACKHEAD GOAT!!!  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 11:20pm On Jul 05, 2015*. Modified: 12:25am On Jul 06, 2015 |
redgem: Good night
Ladyboss1
Jacksparrow0712
Mrcork
Good night all, sweet dreams and have a wonderful night rest ....good nite my Sweet Lemonade pineapple Bitter Lemon.....plis make sure u appear in ma dream & play wit my 17inches loooong chrristmas Pakage!!  |
Romance › Re: How Can I Overcome Shyness Around Girls??? by MrCork: 10:27pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
Kaybeeeee: Pls how can I overcome shyness around girls,there is dis fear dat overpower me anytime want to approach or talk to a girl and to be sincere I don't have a girlfriend. Pls peeps in the Help a brother ....smoke weed!  |
Romance › Re: What Will You Do If This Guy Slaps The Butt Of Your Girlfriend? by MrCork: 9:51pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
presh247: What will you do if this guy slaps the butt of your girlfriend right in front of you? ...I keepit Gansgter.....Bullet in his forehead!!  |
Sports › Re: Emmanuel Emenike Converts To Islam by MrCork: 9:46pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 9:16pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
....ok...am gooono start fasting from tommmmorrow..... This means No more swaaar words, no more use of words like punny, booobsi, nyansh, mini sket, lightskin females, yellow babe, beyansi and No oofeinse....am gooono fast for 24 hour!!!  |
Romance › Re: Being A Male Nigeria by MrCork: 9:01pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
...WTF??..am goin to pisss!! (no oofeinse)  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 8:58pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
Jacksparrow0712: But you asked for party with ladyboss1 ....bro I waz hooorrrny when I askd her earlier until I went on a 10 minute Yoga break...Redgem is now like my sister!  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 8:50pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
Jacksparrow0712: What's going on with you and redgem? Are you yanshin her?  ..nah...Redgem is like ma sister...I cant Nyansh her..No way!!  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 8:45pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
redgem: Lol.....do you want to die? ...kaiiiii....sweery if u & ladyboss kill me on 3some.....I will die happy & goto heaven!!  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 8:39pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
redgem: Lol....marry ke? I find it hard trusting men ...Sweery u no wot?...Me you & Ladyboss should hava 3some when I arrive in Nigeria in 3 week...it will be fun. REAL TALK!!  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 8:36pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
Loveren: listen mrcork or whareva stvpid moniker u call ur stvpid self, im in no mood 4 childish and nonsence mentions dis night, u bera back off b4 i change ur life history to ZERO. ..how..u will phone Spiderman?.... U juss created thread sayn u slept wit a pastor in yor church ..I lie? (Check yor last post)... Bro I don't mean to sound rude & am really really tryn to help u... Yor head is oficialy not correct! ..I swaar! (no ofeinse)  |
Romance › Re: All Nairalander Needed Here by MrCork: 8:33pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
Johnnoah1st: like i said earlier in my previous post i have asked for opinion of nairalanders whether to marry a nigeria girl or marry my white girl and dey all concluded that i should marry a nigeria girl now i need a nigeria girl and i cant get any nigerian girl where i am now, any girl interested (note u must atleast be averagely beautiful) can PM me. or do anybody knw any nigeria dating website? i even believe am going to get a girl on nairaland self without going to any dating site, NOTE: only mature minds should comment here pls. ...Ok..Yestarday u created thread sayn u enjoy seein womens pant when women fight & today again, u create another thred sayn u want us to help u marry Nigerian girl..... Bro r u ok? (no oofeinse)  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 8:27pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
redgem: Ladyboss has the biggest of all  ..so u sayn ladyboss has the bigger nyansh?.... ok...plis can I see yors so I can measure!  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 8:25pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
Loveren: hw is my opinion ur bussiness? abi poverty is making u to c ur period? ...you came to Nairaland now telln us u slept wit yor pastor.... bro You not an edddiot becuz u an eddddiot... You an eddddiot becuz u tink like an eddddiot. ..plis do u under stand??  |