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redgem:
Hahahahahahahahaha....very funny


Not all white ladies are beautiful, we have so many Lupita is prettier than even with her dark skin colour..

..huh?....Lupita that looklike Witch Doctor receptionist?..HELL NAW....even ordinary you is 100times much more preeetier than her, you gots very cute smile! (TRUSS ME)

redgem:
She's fine with her skin colour...besides are you not satisfied with the white ladies you've been seeing?

..white women are more beuriful naturally......the only problem is they lack nyansh!

jerrymichaels:
I know this might be strange to your hearing but its true. I use to know a strange girl when I was younger, she was fund of bulling all the boys in the area. she was so strong that she could fight four boys at the same time and defeats them anyway. at times when I had problems with the big boys in the area, I would call her to fight for me, and when she shows up, the boys become scared and let me be, but that was when we were barely 12 to 16 years. so my dad got transferred and we had to leave the state to a new location. few years later we had to meet again at college were coincidentally we were offering the same course. happily we shouted and embraced each other. that was our first year at school so we became friends. from time to time, we started becoming closer and closer till my girlfriend who I knew before meeting her again started becoming uncomfortable with the closeness. I never knew she had fallen in love with me, I just took her as a childhood friend which I thought we were until our third year in school when she started behaving funny. she started changing up in my presence and was even asking me at times to help scrub her back in the bathroom, which I refused. although I had several issues with my girlfriend because my old girlfriend keeps buying most of my time all in the name of some extra curriculum activities. so one good day, we hanged out together at a bar when a huge guy tried to intimidate me and my friends, I was shocked when she dragged the guy and bit him so much that he found himself in the gutter so close to the bar. other girls and guys were busy clapping and cheering her up, while I was so surprised that she could still be that strong even when we were grown up. so we had to leave before the police came. I had to follow her to her place because it was already late. my friend who was driving dropped us at her place, so I couldn't call my girl to tell her I would be spending the night at her place because she wouldn't love the idea, so I decided to keep it to myself. although I never had anything in mind to do with her that night, but how could I have known what's coming my way that night. she had a small bed that was meant for two so I told her I would prefer sleeping on the floor. she asked me to sleep on the bed that she enjoys sleeping on the floor. I agreed, and confidently pulled my cloths, kept them well and was left with only an under shot(boxers). suddenly we started discussing and she told me she had dated several guys in the past, but they barely last for few months, but she doesn't know why we both have understandings. so she came close to me and told me she loves me and wants me to lie with her. I was a bit confused for several seconds and the only thing I could say is ''why''. then she asked ''why what''. I told her I couldn't do it, that I liked her as a friend and not otherwise. suddenly she pulled down her nighty and was staked naked before me. I was scared and shy, so I started looking around, cause I knew she was stronger than me. (story continues later).

...so u sayn babe rape u...abi? .....Looookhear brother, I swaar if u lie again ehh....I will cast magic spell that yor whole front teeth will disappear on Friday!! ( YOU GADEEM LIER)

redgem:
I so much love this lady....some blacks are beautiful


Mrcork come and see black beauty and I bet you'll love her

sweeery check this out: https://www.nairaland.com/2001645/serrrriously-what-what-pic/6#35603019

abiolaodu:
See more at http://fashionidol.net/lupita-nyong-sparkles-at-paris-fashion-week-2015/

...WHAT THE FUK!!!!!(no oofeinse)

Lupita berra be changing her skin color to lightskin yellow bt chriiismas!!

henryskywalker2003:
Lol. Well, you MIGHT be richer, wealthier, etc than me bro. But at least, I'm not the one that spent years in London and still commit horrible grammatical and spelling errors, and only there are you a leader/king/monarch.

....really...can thoise IBO boys P square , kano nwanko, jay jay okosha..spek English..but guess wot, they have more moiney u will only dream about...I gots somtin called GORRILA MOINEY ...moiney talks, ma nigga!(DO THE MATHS)

sandrannna:
He said "u luk fvckable"

sandrannna <<<<<<<<<<MALE!!!

lalasticlala:
http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2015/07/07/snake-scares-new-magistrate-in-court-chamber/

...ok..so u sayn the defen dant change to snake and chase magistrate away...abi?....YOU HOMEBASE PEOPLE & YOR LIES MENNNN!!

Jollyjoy:
do u ever get tired of lying?

..lie?..u telln me I don't carry Gun?... u kiddin me right?.. sweeery what do u tink I do?...plis don't let my good looks deceive u! (REAL TALK)

TemmyWon:
"We sinwin" osiun olosiun. get a Yoruba to interprete.

..no ofeinse to yor grama but I bet u looklike those witch doctor receptionist from Lagos... r u IBO?..I bet u want war.. I lie?

TemmyWon:
I'm sure all you are either an attaché wan join clique or a deportee. serious oooofeinse

...REAL TALK...sweery juss be nice to me & I swaar I will post u £10 cash to buy yor boy friend a suit ther in Nigeria!

...anyways, bak to the thread.....we want peace in Nigeria, not war.....IBO People serrriously need to g for anger management classes coz they need the help... Am off the the swiiming pool...laters! (no oofeinse)

henryskywalker2003:
Bro, seriously, you must be on some very good and strong shit. Cos how else would you start seeing Ajegunle as London and Keke as Range Rover. Big ups to your supplier though.

...the big difference btw me & u is that am a leader & u people will all ways be followers.....I say this simply becuz, u homebase people all ways seem to no a guy who has moiney or everythin...the say thing is that u all ways no them but they nevar no u....also, they all ways have moiney but u in person have.. bro Be nice to me & I will post u £10 cash.. (no oofeinse)

TemmyWon:
I'd rather marry marry my man with his 2014 corolla. no thanks ladyyyyy

..yea right....that waz what some of my lovelys said until I changed their live wit pound sterlin......my advise...change yor color to lightskin yellow & truss me...u will stand a big shance with me!!. (REAL TALK)

TemmyWon:
"We sinwin" osiun olosiun. get a Yoruba to interprete.

...sweery u nevar been to London so don't hate....I gots pounds sterlin so I sugest u be nice to me! (REAL TALK)

alphalpha:
two of a kind

...brother...u can never be on ma level & it probably take u 25yrs....Pounds sterlin ma nigga...REAL $HIT..REAL TALK!!... are u also IBO? (no ofeinse)

TemmyWon:
Homebeiase guys. mtchew. at least I do an honourable job here wt 8hrs of sleep not wiping shitty behinds.

..HALT THER & STOP LYIN....since when does anybody hava job in that Nigeria place when 99.5% of the population drive Okada,.....STOP LYIN ..STOP

..Sweery ..juss QUIT tryin to impress me coz am from London...truss me...it aint gonno work.... are u also IBO

...anyways, bak t the thread b4 been rudely intarupted by the usual angry black woman called TemmyWon...I don't even date black women.i date white women.. ANyways, I have a Big QUESTION: ...why are IBO people allways angry?..serrriously...even the ones hear in London are all ways angry lookin! (no ofeinse)

TemmyWon:
This Mrcork is just a helluva apology of a human, he claims man but is just effeminate NHS totally dysfunctional. I've never ban angry at comments but u sure annoy, disgust and irritate me. u r a kid. m sure I've never been to a local airport yet claiming London. message me for an etiquette class. #H#orse#rag

...calm down sweet hat.....calm down....u aint lightskin...u nevar been to London..,u aint ma type..I drive a £28,000(cash) Range Rover Spot..non of those yor Homebase Lagos boy friend can aforddit... Am from London Pekam...U nevar been to Pekam ......and then u wonder why u cant find man on nairaland....SWEEERY PLIS DONT DERAIL THE TREAD..go away!! (no oofeinse)

Octaves:
the yolobas are the most scared of war/secesion. thats why they keep creating threads about a non existing war and impersonating SS people to tell us we will be landlocked and not have access to oil.
THERE WONT BE A WAR. all efforts to realise Biafra will be peaceful.

....Anyways bak to the thread before bein rudely intarupted by the Homebase thing.....Plis stop talkin about the crap steeewpid senseless Gancroblankanist *Biafra* in 2015...Time has changed...to somtin more positiive like *findin a JOB*...GET OVER IT!! (no ofeinse)

Boobs:
Go back to the romance section where you major in ass-licking the ladies there....don't come here to type trash.....your not even making sense!

^^^^^great advise from a person who calls him sef Booobs....HOMEBASE GUYS R JUSS FROM ANOTHER PLANET..SERRRIOUSLY!!!!(no oofeoinse)

redgem:
Lol!!! Mrcork how was your day?

..well weather is 30 degress outside and 99.9% of all females in UK are all wearin mini sket.......nice view...so far so good!!

RickyTan:
All you have is insult and it does not make you very bright. Anyone can throw insults.

My Grand Father was Nigerian Ibo and proud till he died. My Father 85 years is Nigerian Ibo and very proud. He tells me about the fallacy of Ojukwu looking for his little fiefdom that he wants to dominate. Same for me and all my relatives that I know. We are Nigerian and IBO.

If some loud mouths claim War. Please do not project on all. They do not speak for us.

...ok..so u sayn yor gran father told u about IBO people fightin war to dominate everybody becuz Ojuku is yor proud relative.... u sound confuse ...serrriously...wot the hell as Ojuku gots to with 2015?..did they hav intenet access in 1952?....this is 2015 & am goin to play Golf.. laters!! (no oofeinse)

redgem:
Lol...Still bragging

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...and even sef..did u realize if I waz livin ther in Nigeria...becuz of my sterlin...I wud be so rich that 99% of the people talkin to me on nairaland will be too scared to near me.....Security wud proably push them away (REAL TALK)

redgem:
Still bragging mtchewwww

...sweeery calm down...if I really wanna brag..then I will pull out my £3,5000 Lito Gylanchi Ostrich skin belt, £600 Vasco Dyvali shoe, £2,100 Raymind Viel Watch, My £6,499.99 LG 84UB980V 84 Inch Smart 4K Ultra HD LED TV and even sef.....my Ordnary £28,000 (Cash) Range Rover Spot which I hardly drive!!

RickyTan:
See you. "All they want is the division and destruction of Nigeria"

More silly statements. You project words and actions of a few IBO on over 40 million IBO.

And then you claim "no offense" like you are so innocent.

...if u don't hav television at home..go & borrow one. u telln me u don't hear IBO people say they want Nigeria to divide or else they want war?....mnaybe u need to re- ajust yor radio signal....GOAT.. u act like I been sayin somtin wrong....I lie?..YO HOMEBASE PEOPLE MENNNNN!! (no oofeinse)

redgem:
Lol...Still bragging

..calm down sweery..if I brag. I wud ha confess that my uncle in L.A has a private jet..but I never mentioned....am London based..so why do u think am all ways in the u.s almost every 6 week?...already been to the u.s 11 times just this year..and I haven't even done no shopin(REAL TALK)

RickyTan:
You are very silly. Stupid insults and generalizations from you against millions and millions of IBO. You say "Ibo people want to start war" "Ibo will be new Boko."

You project your stupid insults on entire IBO and yet you say "no offense."

You have NO ethics. Throwing insults and saying no offense.

...ermm bro..shud I re type slowly so u can catchup coz yor brain kinda slow...when did I in sult any body?. I did not say IBO people is the newboko today..i said IBO people shud be the new future boko coz all they want is the divission & destruction if Nigeria....did I say somtin wrong? ..i lie? (no ofeense)..

redgem:
Lol...leave me joor


She doesn't like brags and men with so many wives/concubines

...brag how?.. Juss becuz I drive a £28,000(cash) range rover spot dont mean I brag...my uncle livin in the u.s own a private jet (TRUE STORY)

redgem:
Lol....who are the we? Infact I'm not arguing with you, you've won

...its ok sweetry..many chicks hav beyansi,s foto on their profile....anyways,plis tell her I drive£28,000 (cash) range rover spot!!