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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 4:24am On Jul 05, 2015
MrsChima:
Me! cheesy
..errm Mrs chima..YOU ARE NOT A CHICK...PLIS GO BAK TO BED!!!(no ofeense) angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 4:19am On Jul 05, 2015
...its 4am & I cant sleep....any nice chick awake to tell me good bedtime story? smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:12pm On Jul 04, 2015
darkenedrebel:
I told you the other day to quit quarrelling with commonsense & now it has finally deserted you.

you still don't get it do you? you can't troll me. I troll trolls.
you would either run like a pusssy to ishiluv or you end up frustrated ✘
Calm down son...no nid for violence....U make it sound like its wrong to call u a CRACKHEAD....u been banned 11 times.. u r a CRACKHEAD. .I lie?! (no oofeinse) undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 9:33pm On Jul 04, 2015
redgem:
Damn!!!!


grin grin grin
angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 9:32pm On Jul 04, 2015
darkenedrebel:
that's me holding a conversation with suave.

& last time I checked you weren't mentioned so you are either jealous, obsessed or both.

so which one are you skimpy little Mrcork?✘
..hello CRACKHEAD, how r u today?... itchy? smiley
Romance › Re: Ladies~ What Comes To Ur Mind First When... by MrCork: 9:30pm On Jul 04, 2015
Jollyjoy:
Mrcork plz leave iamlegend alone.
ok sweery......i will leave the CRACKHEAD (IamLEGEND1) alone ...as long as he does not near any of ma women..including you!! angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 9:27pm On Jul 04, 2015
redgem:
Lol....I'm not like that oh!
,,,ok..sweery..so u decieded to say hello to those Olganic homebase guys and not to a Londoner...abi? ..r we fightin? angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 9:23pm On Jul 04, 2015
darkenedrebel:
whatever you think of me is not even one bit close to what I am.
all of these is just a guise, theatricality & a thespian in action.

If you say you would kill me, then I guess i have to sleep with kirpans then. by the way, who told you that you ain't annoying? cheesy ✘
bro..muss u all ways nag nag nag....gadeeeemit.....Shaaaatap!!!! (no oofeinse) angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 9:19pm On Jul 04, 2015
....anyone seen that fat babe called Angieberry...wher she at? angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 9:15pm On Jul 04, 2015
...anyways, bak to the thread...how is everybody today? good? smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 9:14pm On Jul 04, 2015
dharay88:
plz yhu two should go sleep ASAP.
I'm talkinq abt real àss punchers.!

Not doz sisi talks u call e-duel. angry
CRACKHEAD....STOP DERALIN THE THREAD!!!
Romance › Re: Ladies~ What Comes To Ur Mind First When... by MrCork: 9:12pm On Jul 04, 2015
[quote author=IamLEGEND1 post=35489069][/quote]STOP DERAILIN THE THREAD!!
Romance › Re: VERY ROMANTIC :would choose this cake for your party? by MrCork: 9:11pm On Jul 04, 2015
falconey:
go help yourself jack off!
ok...so u wanna celibrate yor birthday wit that face lookin like it needs cellotape wrpped around it...Yor choice!!! undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies~ What Comes To Ur Mind First When... by MrCork: 9:02pm On Jul 04, 2015
IamLEGEND1:
Abeg, Joy dear.

if u could pls help put ur gày boyfriend on a short leash, it will be very much appreciated.

#TheGuyNoWanLeaveMe
..hangon...bro didn't u say in the other thread that u cant imagine wot diiik feels in the ,mouth??.. were u not the one goin on about different kinda priiicks? I lie? undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies~ What Comes To Ur Mind First When... by MrCork: 9:01pm On Jul 04, 2015
angieberry:
Lol
I knew I was right grin
angry
Romance › Re: Ladies~ What Comes To Ur Mind First When... by MrCork: 9:00pm On Jul 04, 2015
Jollyjoy:
lolz!
...sweeery Can I spray u with £30pound coins?? smiley
Romance › Re: VERY ROMANTIC :would choose this cake for your party? by MrCork: 8:56pm On Jul 04, 2015
falconey:
go fucck yourself!!!
...last time I told u to use ezema creeam for yor face...but instead, u re-bleach only the left portion of yor face lookin like Congoliss guy from Congo...bro Am I not tryn to help u? (no oofeinse) undecided
Romance › Re: VERY ROMANTIC :would choose this cake for your party? by MrCork: 8:53pm On Jul 04, 2015
falconey:
this will be our party cake ladyboss1
...bro why did u re-bleach the left porrrsion of yor face?...juss askin! angry
Romance › Re: VERY ROMANTIC :would choose this cake for your party? by MrCork: 8:52pm On Jul 04, 2015
falconey:
this will be our party cake ladyboss1
angry
Romance › Re: Will You Support Gay Rights In Nigeria? by MrCork: 8:46pm On Jul 04, 2015
Onyi42:
Now that the US has demonstrated its commitment
to equality before the law, by ensuring same-sex
couples can now marry in all 50 states of the
confederate following its historic Supreme
Court’s ruling which gave marriage equality as a
constitutional right throughout the country one
will wonder if this trend will find its way to
Nigeria.

In Nigeria, Lesbian, gay, bisexual, and
transgender (LGBT) persons are still facing legal
and social challenges only peculiar to their
community. Here, same-sex sexual activity is not
only illegal, it is a punishable offence.

According to the stipulations of Same-Sex
Marriage Prohibition Act in Nigeria, offenders
are to face 14 years’ imprisonment , and the
punishment isdeath by stoning in the twelve
northern states that have adopted Sharia law
, which applies to all Muslims and to those who
have voluntarily consented to application of the
Sharia courts in the region.

Nigeria has been criticized severely by civil rights
organizations, as well as the United Nations, for
failing to uphold, and violating, the rights of LGBT
people but this has not changed the cultural
disposition of its people to the topic.

However, the golden question is, can you ever
imagine same-sex becoming a way of life that
Nigerians will one day come to terms with?



Some Nigerians view on the topic..
...GAY?....WTF......u want them to pour Kerosine, petrol, hammer, nail, rubber & tyre on yor head??...bro u berra look for husband in yor United State!(no oofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: Will You Support Gay Rights In Nigeria? by MrCork: 8:40pm On Jul 04, 2015
Onyi42:
Now that the US has demonstrated its commitment
to equality before the law, by ensuring same-sex
couples can now marry in all 50 states of the
confederate following its historic Supreme
Court’s ruling which gave marriage equality as a
constitutional right throughout the country one
will wonder if this trend will find its way to
Nigeria.

In Nigeria, Lesbian, gay, bisexual, and
transgender (LGBT) persons are still facing legal
and social challenges only peculiar to their
community. Here, same-sex sexual activity is not
only illegal, it is a punishable offence.

According to the stipulations of Same-Sex
Marriage Prohibition Act in Nigeria, offenders
are to face 14 years’ imprisonment , and the
punishment isdeath by stoning in the twelve
northern states that have adopted Sharia law
, which applies to all Muslims and to those who
have voluntarily consented to application of the
Sharia courts in the region.

Nigeria has been criticized severely by civil rights
organizations, as well as the United Nations, for
failing to uphold, and violating, the rights of LGBT
people but this has not changed the cultural
disposition of its people to the topic.

However, the golden question is, can you ever
imagine same-sex becoming a way of life that
Nigerians will one day come to terms with?



Some Nigerians view on the topic..
angry
Romance › Re: Ladies~ What Comes To Ur Mind First When... by MrCork: 8:37pm On Jul 04, 2015
IamLEGEND1:
You are walking a fine line there ma'am

a very fine line between being cautious & all-out paranoia.


but maybe i'm just saying that because i'm a guy and i have a significantly lesser chance of being ràped or something like that.

#ButWhoKnows
...serrriously...bro..whats on yor mind....the usual?...BE HONEST...diiick in yor mouth? grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Car Talk › Re: Photos Of Specially Made Armored Patrol Vehicles Proudly Crafted In Nigeria by MrCork: 8:33pm On Jul 04, 2015
Islie:
For those still understimating Nigeria due to some factors, better have a re-think as these specially made Proforce PF2 Armored Vehicles were crafted in the Nigerian spirit and are proudly Nigerian. The Armored patrol vehicle have lots of special features ...even the engines are also armour-protected such that the engine block cannot be shot up and immobilized by a sniper


http://www.nationalhelm.com/2015/07/awesome-check-out-these-photos-of.html?m=0
...rubbbbish....do they hav petrol?? grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Ladies~ What Comes To Ur Mind First When... by MrCork: 8:31pm On Jul 04, 2015
Jollyjoy:
keep hoping.
...ermm sweeery.. hav u forgotten I gots pounds Sterlin...no one says no to Sterlin...MOINEY TALKS!!! wink
Romance › Re: Ladies~ What Comes To Ur Mind First When... by MrCork: 8:22pm On Jul 04, 2015
Jollyjoy:
swerve.
...3 rounds swerve??...Thanks...that's good enouugh & I will bring u a watch from London (Tesco Made) smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 8:17pm On Jul 04, 2015
ok guys am off..my dinner is ready......**fish n chips** ..yippppppy!!! cheesy
Romance › Re: Ladies~ What Comes To Ur Mind First When... by MrCork: 8:15pm On Jul 04, 2015
Jollyjoy:
oooh really? Ur bad mind!i didn"t mention sex.
wotevea......anyways, u owe me 3 round when I arrive in Nigeria in 3 week.... we need to discuss, serrrioulsy! wink
Romance › Re: Share How You Were Turned Down While Trying To Seduce The Opposite Sex by MrCork: 8:14pm On Jul 04, 2015
IamLEGEND1:
shawty told me to stop

i said NO!!!

Shawty say make i stop

i say no

Shawty told me to pull my trousers back on

i said no

shawty said this was my last warning

i said no

Then shawty whipped out her Dìck

i still said *missing text*
^^^^Ther u go...so a Guy wip his diiiick in yor mouth & u said yes...... bro isn't homo suppose to be 14years jail ther in Nigeria?? ..YOU PLAYN WIT FIRE...DO NO GET CAUGHT!!! undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies Fighting Because Of A Man, Digusting Or Sexy? by MrCork: 8:09pm On Jul 04, 2015
Johnnoah1st:
mrcork dont u tink am old enouf to be ur elder brother as shown in my profile pic? dont u tink its necessary 4 u to first send me a PM atleast 24hours in advance to notify me dat u are going to quote me b4 u can quote? dont u tink dat we give me an impression dat u are a obedient younger brother and a sign of having respect 4 me?
...You create thread like desparate men sayn u enjoy loookin at Womens pant & bra when they fight & then u now get up set wen we try to correct u... GRROW UP KID!!! (no oofeinse) undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 8:00pm On Jul 04, 2015
LadyBoss1:
U don bully the poor girl
But have u seen her before?
OOOo yess...Angieberry Is cute but fat....too fat although she hate all slim females...don't truss her and DO not near her!! undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies~ What Comes To Ur Mind First When... by MrCork: 7:55pm On Jul 04, 2015
Jollyjoy:
So to the ladies,wat is the first tin dat comes to ur mind wen a guy invited u to his house on a first date? Asin are there stil dates like dat? Honest response. Cc lalasticala,farano..
...Jolly WILL U STOP TALKIN/TiNKIN ABOUT SEXXXX EVERY MINUTE?..... STOPPPIT!!! angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 7:53pm On Jul 04, 2015
LadyBoss1:
Ok , is that when they kill the ram n stuff .. After fasting or is that something else
Remmebr my dad saying he has to buy some
sweeeery plis can I ask u for another BIG HUGE ORDNARY HUMONGOS SIMPLE HUGE BIG FAVOR? smiley

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