Family › Re: ROMANCELANDERS ..........YOU WONT BELIEVE YOUR EYES. (photo) by MrCork: 7:25pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
falconey: are you dyslexic? It already serve it purpose!
Now go and watch the toilet!!! ...DERAILED YOR OWN THREAD....PLIS UNINSTALL YOR BRAIN!!!  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 7:23pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
....HANGON...HOW COMES THER NO CHICKS IN THISSE ROOM TODAY??..... THEY GONE ON STRIKE??  |
Romance › Re: Why Is Lesbianism Tolerable Than Male Homosexuality by MrCork: 7:20pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
DARKLIGHT: I'm a straight guy but I will want some people to stop being hypocrites. Lesbianism and homosexuality seems to have one thing in common which is sexual attraction between members of the same sex.
The difference being that lesbianism is also called female homosexuality(sexual attraction[s] between or among women to each other or to one another) whereas homosexuality is sexual attraction[s] between men or among men to each other or to one another. I have spoken to a lot of my friends that are straight. and they seem to be okay with lesbianism. Some even said that they will love to f**k lesbians. But, they find it repulsive for guy and a guy to bleep.
I will prefer if they are to condemn homosexuality, that they should also condemn lesbianism. One is either in a ship or not. I still stand my ground to say gayism is gayism. Whether homosexuality or lesbianism, it is still the same.
Guys, do you tolerate one part of gayism to another or do you condemn them both? ....IS IT ROCKET SCIENCE??......we prefa lessbsianss coz they have puuuny & booobsi we can play wit gademmmmit!!  |
Romance › Re: LMAO When The White Guy Wants To Jilt His Nigerian Girlfriend ( Photo) by MrCork: 7:18pm On Jul 08, 2015*. Modified: 10:10am On Jul 10, 2015 |
RaDaZaBaNa: Don't mess with the Nigerian girls  ...no body messis wit Nigerian women coz nobody dates them.....we date white women!! (no ofeinse)  |
Family › Re: ROMANCELANDERS ..........YOU WONT BELIEVE YOUR EYES. (photo) by MrCork: 7:16pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
falconey: that's the idea certified RET.ARD!!!
Go fucck yourself!!! ...DUMB THREAD ALREADY DERAILED!!!! |
Family › Re: ROMANCELANDERS ..........YOU WONT BELIEVE YOUR EYES. (photo) by MrCork: 6:53pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
falconey: really? I'd create dumb threads?
LOL you are a deluded RoosterDrinker! Go take your meds psycho! ..Ok dumb fool...thanks for derailing your own thread again ....u r so foolish!! ...AM OUT!!(no ofeense)  |
Family › Re: ROMANCELANDERS ..........YOU WONT BELIEVE YOUR EYES. (photo) by MrCork: 6:48pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
falconey: LOL thesonofmark?? Easy mehn ..must u all ways create dumb threads?..fool!! |
Family › Re: ROMANCELANDERS ..........YOU WONT BELIEVE YOUR EYES. (photo) by MrCork: 6:15pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
falconey: this aint right! ^^^CRACKHEAD!! (no ofeinse)  |
Politics › Re: Suicide Bomber Recognition Guide by MrCork: 5:46pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
Isoni: Following the incessant destruction of lives and properties by the dreaded boko haram sect, it is imperative for us to be vigilant and mindful of our surroundings.
Below are ways that we can recognize suicide bombers before they perpetrate their evil acts. It is advisable to alert the appropriate law enforcement authority as fast as possible. Notifying and mobilizing people around you wouldn't be a bad idea and ultimately, you can borrow Usain Bolt spikes.
1. External Appearance a. Clothes unsuitable for place and climate b. Cloths significantly bigger than the person's body. c. Person's cloth or behavior to blend but clearly does not belong at the location. d. Obvious disguise
2. Suspicious Behaviors. a. Repeated attempts to steer clear of police and other security agents. b. Walking slowly while glancing side by side or mumbling in a suspicious manner. c. Nervous, hesitant, profusely sweating or mumbling. d. Keep one or both hands in pockets at all times.
3. Suspicious Equipment a. Suitcase, shoulder/handbag, back pack. b. Electrical wires, switches, metal or electronic apparatus protruding from back or clothing.
4. Suspicious Vehicle a. Improvised or mismatched vehicle number plates. b. Parked for a long period in a central location, loading or no park zone. c. Trunk or rear of the vehicle sags noticeably or is leaking fluid. d. Electrical wires protruding from dash board.
Feel free to add your own... ...so homebase guys wearin baggy jeans are now suspets...abi? ......YPOU HOMEBASE PEIOPLE MENNNNNN!!  |
Properties › Re: Okwudili Umenyiora Owns One Of The Most Luxurious Houses In Nigeria by MrCork: 5:41pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
patmaine: the problem with dis boy is. he is so daft he cant place value. ...
range of £28000. ==less than#7million.
wats special about a 7 million naira motor biko? ...£28,000 is 7 million naira?..yor naira that don't hav value...serrruioisly....bro ..hav u eva seen that kinda moiney in yor life?..be honest..... ok bro..be nice to me & I swaar I will post u £10 cash to buy suit ther in Nigeria (no ofeinse)  |
Romance › Re: Counter by MrCork: 4:51pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
LueDaveLOVESYOU: i believe u also dnt sound sensible to yorself..... Dnt quote me ^^^^^see this 14yrs old boy talkin to me like am his mate??....brother, u shud be callin me daddy!! (REAL TALK)  |
Romance › Re: ♥♥ Nairaland Couple Of The Year: Darkenedrebel & Cherlene ♥♥ by MrCork: 4:47pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
..which Congrat?...rubbish thread... truss me ...Darkenedrebel is a slow poke mugu... ... that mofo boy aint gonno fuk Cherlene....even ordinary kiss sef, HE WILL NEVAR GET...so was the point? (no ofeinse)  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 4:43pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
...plis welcome Humanbeing1st (CRACKHEAD NUMBER 7) to Nairaland......the new & improve CRACKHEAD is formaly known as Sweetorgasm!!  |
Romance › Re: Counter by MrCork: 4:40pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
Captainswag225: b1tch ...B!Tch gave birth to you?...bro I love old cougar B1tches..I bet she uses walkin stick!!! |
Romance › Re: Counter by MrCork: 4:24pm On Jul 08, 2015 |
Humanbeing1st: i create a thread today about the percentage of ugly girls on nairaland and some people are saying its not true (check my other thread for detail) now to confirm if am a lier or not, let the ladies upload there pics here now and see if 9 out of 10 wont be ugly. ..U NOT A CRACKHEADJUSS BECUZ YOR A CRACKHEAD..YOR A CRACKHEAD BECUZ U A CRACKHEAD..bro pliss dose this make sense?(no oofeense?  |
Romance › Re: Ladies..Could Or Would You Date Guys Who Wear Traditional Cloths?,Serrriously!! by MrCork(op): 8:53am On Jul 08, 2015 |
sandrannna: Is the op nt the I.diot dat is stalking me? sandrannna <<<<<<<<MALE PRETENDIN TO BE FEMALE.....WHO THE HELL DO U TINK YOR FOOLIN ON NAIRALAND?... huh? ....u homembase fake 419 mofo!! (no ofieense)  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 8:40am On Jul 08, 2015 |
DrAify: I ain't your wife  ..ermm CORREECTION...sweery u one of ma woman on nairaland & u r number among my top 8.....thise usua;y means NO GUY WOTSOEVER muss toast or attempt to toast you!! (no offiense)  |
Politics › Re: Humility? Orji Uzor Kalu Caught On Camera Arranging Plastic Chairs In A Gatherin by MrCork: 8:35am On Jul 08, 2015 |
AmadiAba: The Chairman of Slok group and 4th richest Billionaire in Nigeria (According to Forbes), Dr Orji Uzor Kalu was caught on camera helping himself to arrange plastic chairs during a gathering recently.
http://www.igberetvnews.com/?p=105 ...SO WOT?...IF OUR LONDON PRINSE CHARLES CANT STOP AT RED LIGHT TRFFFIC LIGHT.,WHY CANT YOR SO CALL ORJI KAMU CARRY PLASTIC CHAIR??...........YOU HOMEBASE PEOPLE R SO DYAMMM BAKWARD MENNNNNNN! (no ofeeense)  |
Romance › Re: ♥♥ Nairaland Couple Of The Year: Darkenedrebel & Cherlene ♥♥ by MrCork: 2:13am On Jul 08, 2015 |
.....truss me ...Darkenedrebel is a slow poke mugu... ... that mofo boy aint gonno fuk her....even ordinary kiss sef, HE WILL NEVAR GET!!! (no ofeinse)  |
Politics › Re: WAR Is HELL - A Message For All Those Calling For War! by MrCork: 1:33am On Jul 08, 2015 |
Octaves: you re childish. Bye ^^^^Angry IBO boy.... Lookhear brother, we don't want war & nobory want war..the best we can do is pray for u!! (No oofeinse)  |
Romance › Re: Optical Illusion (photo) by MrCork: 1:12am On Jul 08, 2015 |
Dennybouy: Hit Like when you see it!!
What do you see?? ...see what?....bro do u hav electricity? (no ofeinse)  |
Romance › Re: ♥♥ Nairaland Couple Of The Year: Darkenedrebel & Cherlene ♥♥ by MrCork: 1:09am On Jul 08, 2015 |
yawnnnn...it aint like Darkenedrebel (CRACKHEAD) is gonno get ordinary punnnny or even sef, kiss....am goin to piss jor!!..laters!  |
Politics › Re: WAR Is HELL - A Message For All Those Calling For War! by MrCork: 1:05am On Jul 08, 2015 |
Octaves: you wish time has changed. Keep fooling urself. Maybe you should find a job so you will have less time for Nairaland. No offence! ... ok bro ...Be nice to me & I will post u £10 cash to buy yor sef a suit ther in Nigeria!! ( REAL TALK)  |
Romance › Re: Ladies..Could Or Would You Date Guys Who Wear Traditional Cloths?,Serrriously!! by MrCork(op): 10:37pm On Jul 07, 2015 |
anyways bak to the thread...ladies We simply created this thread coz as u no, we don't wear that tradional mumbo jumbo hear in London coz we prefer things like Suits, Joggin suits, Ryanas and so on..... ladies ..seriously if a guy appear at yor door step wearin tradional cloth...wudunt u SLAM yor door on his face? ... LADIES BE HONEST!!  |
Romance › Re: Ladies..Could Or Would You Date Guys Who Wear Traditional Cloths?,Serrriously!! by MrCork(op): 10:34pm On Jul 07, 2015 |
manee2: This kind of a thread makes me wanna quit nairaland. .. plis don't quit ....we will miss you.. Goat!!  |
Romance › Re: Ladies..Could Or Would You Date Guys Who Wear Traditional Cloths?,Serrriously!! by MrCork(op): 10:18pm On Jul 07, 2015 |
...WHAT IS THIS GUYS WEARIN FOR GODS SAKE?.....LADIES, CAN U ROCK WIT THIS? SERRRIOUSLY?....an then he wears a cowboy hat!! 
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Romance › Re: Ladies..Could Or Would You Date Guys Who Wear Traditional Cloths?,Serrriously!! by MrCork(op): 10:14pm On Jul 07, 2015 |
LadyBoss1: Lol @ mature contribution
It depends on d occassion n were we are going .. Like if its a family function or someting yh wear native N u know there are modern styles out now .. N u cant tell d difference its just fabric ..  .....huh?...a fine babe like u?.... serrriously..don't u feel embarrassed walkin wit the guy wearin traditional cloths durin the day....clampin yor swagg??  |
Romance › Re: Ladies..Could Or Would You Date Guys Who Wear Traditional Cloths?,Serrriously!! by MrCork(op): 10:03pm On Jul 07, 2015 |
Gurgle: are you joking
yes oh my goodness
yes yes yes
and the tribal marks too yes HALT THER...u kiddin me right?...so u sayn fine babe like u would date a guy who wear traditional cloth....sweery u in Nigeria...correct?... when last did u visit the City? serriosly! (no oofeinse)  |
Romance › Re: Ladies..Could Or Would You Date Guys Who Wear Traditional Cloths?,Serrriously!! by MrCork(op): 9:49pm On Jul 07, 2015 |
..plis note that we Londoners see notin wrong with homebase guys wearin tradittional cloths which we hate & don't wear....the only problem is that it all ways malke them looklike farmer, witch doctor, driver or Watchman!! (no oofeinse)  |
Politics › Re: Jonathan Returns To Nigeria From UK After A Month Vacation - Punch by MrCork: 9:45pm On Jul 07, 2015 |
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Romance › Ladies..Could Or Would You Date Guys Who Wear Traditional Cloths?,Serrriously!! by MrCork(op): 9:42pm On Jul 07, 2015 |
..Ladies, be honest..Would you/Could you serrrriously date Guys who wear traditional cloths....despite the fact that they usually hav some form of mini Tribal mark. ....Ladies...Pls pls pls be honest!! 
Mature contributions pls! |
Celebrities › Re: Serrrriously, What is This? ...what is This? PIC!!! by MrCork(op): 9:23pm On Jul 07, 2015 |
redgem: I'm not ordinary oh Mrcork....well thanks for the compliment ..sweeery if u waz on a calendar poster wearin thong...I will order 500,000 copys... yor beauriful!  |