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Nneka123:

DrAify:
You are a clown

TheSonOfMark:
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Ipledge6, just give it up. You are jinxed. Your predicament is a fait accompli - you had it coming. You sealed your fate by masquerading as UGLYASFVCK.

Whether you agree or not, your desperation is obvious and in more ways than one you've proven to us that Nairaland is the only platform which gives meaning to your cyber-life and you can't function without the featherbrained bland chitchats on this thread.

You've never contributed intelligently to any topical issue or argument outside this thread probably it's because you know your mental limitations would be exposed.

Forget about rubbing shoulders with anyone here - your peers frequent the JOKES SECTION.
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stephenqueen:
You no do pass him for sexkillz

ipledge6:
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redgem:
Hehehehehhe



What were you expecting?

LadyBoss1:
Draify come back ohh lol
I have scared the poor girl away

I was only joking oh .. But if he agrees den im not joking oh ...

LadyBoss1:
Lol nooo i dont need it ...
Chai u need to date decent girls so ur views can change

MrsChima:
(Moaning) Come big daddy ho! Am readdy!

LadyBoss1:
Draify im Serious .. If i bring a hunk of a Doc like him, my mum would be happy
Wait r u igbo?

LadyBoss1:
Lol i say i dont want again

I got my eye on bigger fish pls dont ruin my chances

LadyBoss1:
Mrcork abeg --------> dat way pls
Cant u see draify bro is ticking serious boxes
N wont I mind a trip to usa


Draify carry on jare .. As u were describing ..

LadyBoss1:

Height pls

LadyBoss1:
Lol u think u can handle all three

DrAify:
Choose Ladyboss so you two gonna do your honeymoon in piccadilly

stupidity:
They are littered on the streets, often seen on handles shirts, showcasing their muscles ands abs just to entice the ladies. Have any of you seen these guys on suit? (Guy with muscles) I mean you hardly see any with a white collar job. The least they do is hitting the Gim AM to PM. Why are they jobless? Contributions please.

PS: one of them snatched my bae from me recently, I guess she's moved with nice abs. Me, I can't fight, I had to let go.

Nneka123:
A whole mrcork is confused No offense

Phikom:
Leader of the crackhead squad

Nneka123:
Listening to this song got me like

You need a nigga that's gonna come over and dig you out

You need a nigga that you know is not going to run his mouth

You need a nigga when he done probably going to put you out

You need a nigga that's going to put it in your mouth

Phikom:
google is ur friend

GentleNaaz:
WHICH RAT WILL YOU KILL FIRST, WHY?

Be sincere........
.You just came back from work to see 6 rats!
• The 1st rat was eating your BSc Certificate
• The 2nd rat was eating your National Youth Service Corps Cert
• The 3rd was eating your Marriage Cert
• The 4th was eating your land and house documents
• The 5th was eating your Visa to travel for a multi-Billion dollar project
• The 6th was eating your Bible. . .
Which one will you kill first, why?

..PLEASE MOVE YOR RAT WAHALA TO JOKE SECTION JOR....romance section is for chasin chicks!!

Cc Ishilove

nunamyeong:
E be lyk say u no go school ooo, for u not to understand my post, e get as e be for you ooo

Tomfrench:
i believe i made my self clear BOY *I 'M DONE*

nunamyeong:
Guy u no dey read post, b4 u comment, just asking sha