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Romance › The Truth About Lightskin Females! by MrCork(op): 6:50pm On Jun 23, 2015


Reseach clearly sugest that all men prefa lightskin females coz they more beauriful than the average female & they make the earth a sweeeter place to live in...and even witout make up, they still preetier than every dakskin female..I lie??.. Anyways, Thanks to me, we seen a big increase of lightskin females on nairaland (From 4 in 2014 to 5 in 2015)...and as you all hav notice, All guys are now happyier coz ROmance Section is the place to conect lightskin *molachi* (Victorian English word for babe). Without them, Romance section will be dry.. Truss me.

All guys now accept this 6 females are the most beauriful on nairaland & ther names shall be publishd tomorrow!
wink
Celebrities › Re: Eniola Badmus Steps-Out In Bum Shorts by MrCork: 4:26pm On Jun 23, 2015
farano:
Sexy mama! She's getting finer by the day cheesy

https://instagram.com/p/4RWIfcN3eU/
...she aint lightskin & she looooklike hipppatmuss!!!! (no oofeinsse) angry
Celebrities › Re: Eniola Badmus Steps-Out In Bum Shorts by MrCork: 4:25pm On Jun 23, 2015
farano:
Sexy mama! She's getting finer by the day cheesy

https://instagram.com/p/4RWIfcN3eU/
angry
Romance › Re: Why Is Society Scared Of Guys With Hair? by MrCork: 4:24pm On Jun 23, 2015
KingMakaveli:
Why is it that when a guy has hair of any kind it scares people? If u have long hair on your head women become scare of you, if u have beard women become scared of u, if u even have lond eyebrows or eye lashes as a guy women and men become scared of you, why is this causing fear in women please or is it jealousy? This happens to almost all guys i know, my brother my friends and even recently myself, its almost like if u are not clean shave on ur head or face then everyone becomes scared of u. My question is why?
..HAIR??...so u wear brazillian wig? ....an isn't homo in Nigeria suppose to be 14years? ...bro r u ok? (no ofeinse) undecided
Car Talk › Re: Revealed: The True Love Of My Life:**Sweet Mona** ((pictures)) by MrCork(op): 4:20pm On Jun 23, 2015
MizMyColi:

I prefer straw mats, so why do I need a mattress.

Jesus is enough for me, so why do I need a man?

Donkey!
^^^^she want me..i no I drive Range but truss me.....this one want me!!! wink
Celebrities › Re: Actress Empress Njamah Releases Photos From Her Vacation In London by MrCork: 3:53pm On Jun 23, 2015
ModiKen:
See how you even spelt dark and offence, and you are talking about her being "dark skinned".

All I can say to you is......
..HAV U EVA DATED LIGHTSKIN FEMALE IN YOR LIVE?..CAN U AFORD THEM?..CAN U EVEN SEF,MAIN TAIN THEM?......GO & SIT SOMEWEAR JOR!!..GOAT! undecided
Car Talk › Re: Revealed: The True Love Of My Life:**Sweet Mona** ((pictures)) by MrCork(op): 3:30pm On Jun 23, 2015
calid16:
This guy is wretched o! shocked Na this 1999 range rover ? Guy your ugly ride is used as a towing truck
..do u hav moiney?..no..can u aford a range?..no..do u hab job?. No..hav u been to London? No

..BRO JUSS GO BAK TO BED... GOAT!
undecided
Celebrities › Re: Comedian Jedi Ayo Proposes To Girlfriend (photos) by MrCork: 2:00pm On Jun 23, 2015
seguntheblogger:
Source : http://streetgist.com/see-how-popular-comedian-proposed-to-girlfriend-photos/
...ok..so u people do not hav lightskin females in that Nigeria....abi?..juss askin!! (no ofoeinse) angry
Romance › Re: Pictures From Nairalander's Proposal by MrCork: 1:58pm On Jun 23, 2015
free2naira:
Hey guys, today is a memorable day in my life- I propose and she said [/i]Yes[i]. It came as d biggest surprise ever to her. We were for a friends bday in Spur at ICM. She actually taught d ring was for the celebrant not until I went down on ma knees. Am glad she said yes. Still dancing #shoki
....ermm bro...not sure u notise but do u realiaze she dakSkin? (no ofeinnse) angry
Celebrities › Re: Checkout Tonto Dikeh Lovely Look In A New Photo by MrCork: 1:56pm On Jun 23, 2015
kennygee82:
Thank God she’s back on her feet! so adorable...


https://instagram.com/p/4Q4oOkr4Tn/?taken-by=tontolet
..HOW THE HECK IS SHE NIGERIAN??...LIGHTSKIN??....THOSE HOMEBASE FEMALE NEVER LOOOKLIKE THAT!!! (no oofeinse) angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 1:53pm On Jun 23, 2015
...OK....WHO WANT TO FIGHT KUNG FU?....MALE or LIGHTSKIN FEMALE......LETS GO!!!!! angry
Crime › Re: Robbers Who Stole Huge Sum Of Money Set Ablaze By Mob In Anambra(Graphics Pic) by MrCork: 1:11pm On Jun 23, 2015
Car Talk › Re: Revealed: The True Love Of My Life:**Sweet Mona** ((pictures)) by MrCork(op): 1:09pm On Jun 23, 2015
Bossforeva:
cork brain.
fact remains: I drive £28,000 (Cash) u cant aford, I have moiney, am in London, I can take yor woman anyday...the only optin u hav in life ther in Nigeria is to keep hatin us Londoners!! (no oofeiinse) smiley
Romance › Re: See How Niggas Seperate Fight Between Girls by MrCork: 10:24am On Jun 23, 2015
kaiiii...those guys are Ungentlemanly disgussstin!!... kaiiiii!! tongue
Sports › Re: Photos: Footballer Chichi Igbo Oozies Sexiness In A Short Brown Dress by MrCork: 9:18am On Jun 23, 2015
FlirtyKaren:
Chichi is feeling herself. lol. She shared the photo with the caption you'll see below.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/06/footballer-chichi-igbo-oozies-sexiness.html
...Okoro women again?..dyamm..this one will break my bacck!(no ofeense) undecided
Nairaland General › Re: Good Morning Nairalanders by MrCork: 9:15am On Jun 23, 2015
sandrannna:
I know some of u didn't sleep, u were busy pondering about ma picture. Good morning to u all.




What transpired last night? Did ur g.f sleep over in ur house? Were ur neighbours making too much noise due to night fun making? Share it here and let's laugh together.
wwww.selfService.com!! angry
Car Talk › Re: Revealed: The True Love Of My Life:**Sweet Mona** ((pictures)) by MrCork(op): 9:13am On Jun 23, 2015
...people..plis STOP HATIN on *Sweet Mona*....ma profesioonal advise...start savin now & hopefully by 2068,u shud be able to aford yors!! (no ofeense) smiley
Car Talk › Re: Revealed: The True Love Of My Life:**Sweet Mona** ((pictures)) by MrCork(op): 9:06am On Jun 23, 2015
Bossforeva:
Lol, wonder what achievment there in driving 06 Range and living in London.
Range ain't even an autobiography of it's generation.
That generation is a FLOOD in Lagos.
^^^see this broke Homebase wanna be monkey talkin anyhow to a whole Londoner...anyone notoise how this Homebase mofos all ways no someone that drive nice car but they them sef own nada?

..brother..be nice to me & I will post u £10cash to buy suits ther in Nigeria!(no ofeense).
undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by MrCork: 8:47am On Jun 23, 2015
MrsChima:
ho.
...wow Mrs chima...so u prefa I come on yor head?...4real?...dyammm u gots so many great talent mennn!! wink
Celebrities › Re: Actress Empress Njamah Releases Photos From Her Vacation In London by MrCork: 11:11pm On Jun 22, 2015
NegeduGrace:
The beautiful actress is enjoying herself in far away london...see photos below
...SHE LIE...WE DONT HAV THIS KINDA WOMENS HEAR IN LONDON.. SHE is DAK SKIN! (no ofeense) angry
Romance › Re: Haunted By A Native Doctor by MrCork: 10:58pm On Jun 22, 2015
Jollyjoy:
playboy!!
..so wot u wherein right now? smiley
Romance › Re: Haunted By A Native Doctor by MrCork: 10:34pm On Jun 22, 2015
Jollyjoy:
what kind of englsh is that? It nt sound, sweary it a joke. You hear?
...sweery am from London....u bin to London? HELL NO!! undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: Why Is Romance Section So Bored Today? Oya Lets Laff Small by MrCork: 10:32pm On Jun 22, 2015
ibroauthen:
Nigerian Police Be Like:

1: Why is your laptop bag empty,u
want to steal laptop and keep it in
the bag abi? Oya enter motor!

2: The victim committed Suicide,
but we just arrested the person that
killed him

3: Oga, this your Range Rover Sport
fine o. Oya use am take jam this wall
make we check weather your airbag
dey work perfectly. But u no gree?
oya park!!!

4: Why your car no get A/C? You wan
use heat kill yourself, you wan
commit
suicide, we will rather arrest you
than let you commit suicide?. Oga
Park well
!
5: The picture in your license you
carry Afro with beards, why do u now
carry low cut without beards uhn?
Ogbeni abeg come down.

6: Why do u have fertilizer in your
boot? You dey grow weed abi?
Follow us to station.

7: Your car radio is playing "Ema
dami duro" young man, if u want to
say something, you better say it
directly!!!

8: Hey Mr man, only you with 3
beautiful ladies inside your car, na
where una dey come from, ok you
don chop yahoo money abi? You wan cum flex dis girls shey? Abeg pull up!

Oya laff *boxing* ..... grin grin grin
....BRO...KINDLY MOVE YOR OGUN STATE TRIBAL MARK FACE TO JOKE SECTION JOR.....romance section is for chasin women!! (No ofeeeensse) angry


CC Ishilove!
Romance › Re: Haunted By A Native Doctor by MrCork: 10:26pm On Jun 22, 2015
Jollyjoy:
Am really really confused. There is this native doctor next street. He wouldn't just let me be. He keep confessing undying love for me. The problem is i hate him with passion, like his sight is digusting. He has beard like a mad man and even plait hair. Am afraid, dunno,i keep avoiding him bt our part cn't stop crossing. Nw today i saw him in a dream. Dunno if am just being paraniod bt the fear of the unkown keep making me frightened. Forgv my typos. Am typing with a phone. All i need is mature response. Am afraid to say no bt i cn't ever say yes. Am just sitting on the fence. Help me.
...ok so u now to date witch doctor simply becuz u can't find man on nairaland.....sweeeery, I don't mean to sound rudes but u nid help quick!(No ofeeensse) undecided
Nairaland General › Re: How Many Times Have You Been Banned On This Forum...? And State The Reasons.. by MrCork: 10:21pm On Jun 22, 2015
demmy0325:
.. Ok.. Mrcork says so.. grin
...anyways I don't think I ever been bannd! angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:19pm On Jun 22, 2015
...wher the chicks at?... And how comes prettythickme is all ways the only chick in this room?....wher the chicks at? Gadeeeemit! undecided
Nairaland General › Re: How Many Times Have You Been Banned On This Forum...? And State The Reasons.. by MrCork: 10:17pm On Jun 22, 2015
demmy0325:
.. Na when U see a pretty babe ur head go dey dey burst..







#no offeinse.. grin
..huh?..angleberry that loookslike man....f*** no..she not on ma level and even Odnary onila is Berra than her! undecided
Nairaland General › Re: How Many Times Have You Been Banned On This Forum...? And State The Reasons.. by MrCork: 10:12pm On Jun 22, 2015
demmy0325:
.. Hmm.. Mrcork seeking attention.. cheesy
..huh?...from who? undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies...if You Caught Your Man... by MrCork: 10:08pm On Jun 22, 2015
MrsChima:
Self service or masturbate. What would you do or say?
...mastubate wear?... On yor head? cheesy
Nairaland General › Re: How Many Times Have You Been Banned On This Forum...? And State The Reasons.. by MrCork: 10:05pm On Jun 22, 2015
angieberry:
Once
For replying my mentions undecided go figure!
^^^^STOP LYIN....u wear banned for yor stupidicy & stewwwpidness undecided
Romance › Re: Mr. Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 1 by MrCork: 9:59pm On Jun 22, 2015
stephenqueen:
Them be homebase goat na, no mind them grin grin grin
...serrrriously...all the contestant loook like roadside mechanic....serrriously....at list 8 of them hav tribal mark! (No ofeeeense) undecided

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