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Car Talk › Re: Revealed: The True Love Of My Life:**Sweet Mona** ((pictures)) by MrCork(op): 6:41pm On Jun 18, 2015
Suchie:
Am in london am in london as if there is anything big happening in london,Go sit yur butt somewhere.
Lol,yu talk too much,and yu make a whole lot of noise.Keep hatin for wat.Yu are in London and am in the United states...a citizen and am hating.Stop making noise abeg.Drop yur number and i will call yu with my number lets prove it.Stop all this empty noises yu are making.Anyway yu are in Haïti not even naija.Asshole.
^^^^^ok so u travellEd from Enugu to Lagos in 5 minute...abi??...THIS IS HOW U PEOPLEL TRAVELL??

...LOOOOKHEAR BROTHER...IF U LIE AGAIN..I WILL PULL OUT MA 17inches LOOOOOONG *kondo* AND SLAP YOR FACE WITH IT.. U LIER.. GOAT!!!
angry
Romance › Re: At 28 No Man Has Ever Approached Me For Sex, A Lady Laments(photo) by MrCork: 6:34pm On Jun 18, 2015
Pope22:
The lady in the photos below wrote and claiming she almost 28 years old, and no man has ever been interested to either love her or sleep with her, in her note she mentioned that whenever she tried to get a man close to him they all went missing,



This lady claims she has never been in a relationship, she says she is a virgin and no man has ever approached her for either sex or money!

The lady really needs help, please drop your comments on how you think we can help her, your help will be highly appreciated!

Source:
http://www.whatzp.com/am-almost-28-years-and-no-man-has-ever-approached-me-for-s8x-or-love-am-i-ok-please-help/

Cc: lalasticlala
...kaiiiii...IBO WOMEN CAN LIEeeeee??... truss me....she aint no Viii.rrgin.... Loookat her face!!! undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 6:33pm On Jun 18, 2015
..anyone seen Missclassy?...she been kinda queit....hope she ok! undecided
Car Talk › Re: Revealed: The True Love Of My Life:**Sweet Mona** ((pictures)) by MrCork(op): 6:28pm On Jun 18, 2015
Suchie:
See this fool,for yur mind yu are in London huh and you think london is a country.Ordinary london kwa send me yur address and i will visit yur Gabbage crib...ok for yur info am in United States,and if yu want my number i can send it to yu to confirm.Ezi ofia.You are in ordinary london wey dey like ajegunle you are making noise.Go and sit down jor.Hisssed

Yu really need to go back to school...No offense
...haters ever wear ......bro keep hatin...fact remains:

1..I DRIVE RANGE...YOU DONT.

2.. AM IN LONDON.... YOU AINT

3.. I GOTS POUNDS STERLIN.....U DONT

4.. I GOT MOINEY..... YOU... (no cooment)

5.. I LEAVE LARGE..... YOU CANT


.....bRO,..be nice to me I will post u £10 caSh ther in Nigeria to buy a Suit (no ofeeeensse)
smiley
Family › Re: My Friends Wife Lied About Her Virginity. by MrCork: 5:54pm On Jun 18, 2015
sexymoma:
Ain't light skin.... smiley Next door pls
....sweeery u hav nice eyes & I tink I can manage u...I usualy talk to dakskin females only when am in Nigeria for few days and I tink u may be the lucky chick...CONGRATS!! wink
Foreign Affairs › Re: Chad Bans Islamic Face Veil After Suicide Bombings by MrCork: 5:52pm On Jun 18, 2015
zeyney:
Nd I Reapt If Ur Genuinely Curious Den Ask Nicely Or Is Dat 2 Difficult 4 U Lover Boy#gat No Tym 4 Dis#
....calm down sweet ht...quit actin like u all that juss coz yor preeeety......anyways I will ask juss 5 question gademmmit:

1..why do u muslim females wear mask like batman plus ZORO

2.. do u or can u wear mini sket?

3... All u allowed to kiss?

4...can u date a handsome Christian with yor people beatin him up

5...was yor number?


Mature ansas and no attitude plese! angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 5:48pm On Jun 18, 2015
sweetorgasm:
no oofence
Sweetorgasm <<<< Mr Cork Wanna Be. (((keep tryn CRACKHEAD..KEEP TRYN)))
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 5:46pm On Jun 18, 2015
KingTom:
We are juss friends smiley
...friends? 4real??...bro u a gentleman...u mean u didn't ask for punnny?..in 2015?...u a gentleman and I wish all men waz like u. GREAT MAN!! wink
Foreign Affairs › Re: Chad Bans Islamic Face Veil After Suicide Bombings by MrCork: 5:44pm On Jun 18, 2015
zeyney:
Tk At Bottle Of Chilled Water Nd Cool Down .Am Nt D Cause Of Ur Problems Bt Evn If I Am I Cnt Hlp U Sorry Abt Dat
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY THAT NIGERIA IS 5OYEAR BEHIN & WHEN U FAIL EXAMS, U START BLAMIN TEACHER.......sweeery I didn't ask u for yor life story....I simply asked u a simple question: Why do u muslim women hide yor preeeety face and wear mask like Batman & robbin?? .....SIMPLE QUESTION GADEMMMMMIT!!

...why?
angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 5:42pm On Jun 18, 2015
KingTom:
Bro, just like it's impossible for you to yansh a dark skinned babe, so is the case with Mrs Chima and I grin
...ermm Brother, I didnt ask u for story & Grammmmar.....I simply ask if yor Nyanshin Mrs Chima or juss friends?..its a simple question! smiley
Family › Re: My Friends Wife Lied About Her Virginity. by MrCork: 5:40pm On Jun 18, 2015
sexymoma:
wetin bring dat wan nao huh
...sweeery I be in that place Nigeria next months for juss 5 days and I need a company for 5 days (friend only kinda).... so am thinkin ,maybe u may be the luckuy chick....serrriously....am I said *MAY*...No promise yet!! smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 5:37pm On Jun 18, 2015
sweetorgasm:
ure nting but a baned overatted flaggabursted animal.
...CRACKHEAD...pls calm down & act human for ones in yor life...Calm down son!!! undecided
Foreign Affairs › Re: Chad Bans Islamic Face Veil After Suicide Bombings by MrCork: 5:36pm On Jun 18, 2015
zeyney:
Dear Mrcock If U Wnt 2 Kw More Abt Somtin Den U Shud Ask Nicely Nd Politely Nd Stp Screaming Lyk A Bandshee Cus It Wil Nt Do Ur Fustration Any Justice.#Smh Nd Walks Out Of Here#
...calm own sweet hat..ama lover nota fighter..ok..No nid for yor brankolavist attitude...I simpley asked a question and u started cussin like Ghana house girl..shud I repeat the question:

..QUESTION...why do u muslim women hide yor preeeety face and wear mask like Masskurade??...this is very backward..plis advise!
undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 5:32pm On Jun 18, 2015
...anyways bak to the serious thread...was the TOPIC for to day people..... Employment?...coz no one seem to be talkin about employment and 99.8% of u people unemplyd...seriously! angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 5:29pm On Jun 18, 2015
Zenayia:
1 hour gone......nothing.

Mtchewwwww

I am out of this sick ring because clearly my opponent aint fit for the gloves.
....so u expet to find man on nairaland for 1 hour?....u think we are chip? ...serrrrrrriooous loooong hisssss!!! angry
Family › Re: My Friends Wife Lied About Her Virginity. by MrCork: 5:27pm On Jun 18, 2015
sexymoma:
Shey na baboon dey straff dem grin nor be guys like una grin
..u fine? undecided
Health › Re: Human Breast Milk On Sale Via Website: The Hazards Involved by MrCork: 5:26pm On Jun 18, 2015
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 5:16pm On Jun 18, 2015
KingTom:
So what are you? grin
...Tom Tom....bro..so was the deal wit u & Mrs CHIMA??....are u nayshin her or u juss friend? smiley
Foreign Affairs › Re: Chad Bans Islamic Face Veil After Suicide Bombings by MrCork: 5:14pm On Jun 18, 2015
zeyney:
Sorry Dat Wil Nva Happen So Start Havin A New Wish
..;so u are one of those Muslim women that where Mask?...abi?....BUT WHY THE HELL U PEOPLE COVERIN U FACE LIKE MASSKURADE?? ...in 2015.... WHY? (FREEDOME OF SPECH & EXPRESION) angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 3:26pm On Jun 18, 2015
Zenayia:
Smh...

So Thesonofmark wannbe.

Baby, try being yourself.....but then who knows, maybe being plain old you is suffocatingly stvpid.

Just leave me alone, i have given u enough attention undecided
...sweeery...kinglekan is an attention seeekin wanna be CRACKHEAD...pls puther on Ignore! smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 3:24pm On Jun 18, 2015
kinglekan:

Stop spamming angry (No offiensse)
brother...GO BAK TO BED!! undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 3:23pm On Jun 18, 2015
funlord:
grin

Since your 2 much of a coward(or is it goat ward sef?) 2 stand on your own 2 feet Let me help you to receive the necessary treatment! Please don't stop posting oh! I'm enjoying your display of abject idiocy!

Cc: ISHILOVE!
WHY ARE U INSULTIN ISHILOVE? ...BRO GROW UP MENN!!! angry
Crime › Re: Man, 71, Slaughters 60-yr-old Wife(Graphic Pics) by MrCork: 3:21pm On Jun 18, 2015
ijustdey:
A 70-year-old man has murdered his 60-year-old wife because she would not stop sleeping with other men.




http://pulse.ng/gist/devil-incarnate-70-yr-old-man-butchers-60-yr-old-wife-for-sleeping-with-other-men-id3880092.html

First pic......... the man
Second pic.......... the weapon used to kill
Third pic...........the dead woman
...BUT WHY THE HELL IS NIGERIAN WOMEN SLEEEPIN AROUND CHEATIN ON PEOPLE?? ..HUH?....WHAT KINDA INSULT IS THAT?...THOSE WOMEN AINT LOYAL...FREE THE MAN JOR!!! (no oofeinse) angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 3:18pm On Jun 18, 2015
MrsChima:
A cold shower? tongue
...anyways bak to the serrrois thread,..Mrs Chima...Sweetorgasm,s face is highly infected wit Ezema and Re-bleachin didn't work...Could u kindly help fart on the left portion of his face to reduce the Ezema spread?? smiley wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 3:17pm On Jun 18, 2015
MrsChima:
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How many times have I told you it is bish? angry Come dear..my bed is ready for you.
...anyways bak to the serrrois thread,..Mrs Chima...Sweetorgasm,s face is highly infected wit Ezema and Re-bleachin didn't work...Could u kindly help fart on the left portion of his face to reduce the Ezema spread?? smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 3:14pm On Jun 18, 2015
funlord:
grin

Okay! Let me end this now! ISHILOVE you once banned me for having a new moniker on the same day you banned my original 1! So why on earth is this flagrant dummy using YOUR NAME in an embarrassing fashion,impersonating others and flouting rules all over the thread since yesterday and openly canvassing for your friends to help beg you to reduce their ban when you are aware that you have given them a long ban already and you are doing nothing about it? Do your JOB without a partisan stance for once! What was good for me should also be good for a rabble rouser like this also! Or was my case SPECIAL
Cc
ISHILOVE

ROCKTATION

LALASTICLALA!
...LOOOOKHEAR BROTHER....PLIS CARRY YOR REQUEST TO UNITED NATION & CNN NEWS MENNNN......WE TRYNA HAV FUN HEAR JOR!!! (no oofeinse) angry
Car Talk › Re: Revealed: The True Love Of My Life:**Sweet Mona** ((pictures)) by MrCork(op): 3:10pm On Jun 18, 2015
booqee:
@bolded. its confirmed and its official! Corkyjoe is from Ibadan and also resides there!!!.. grin tongue
^^^RUDE...and then she complains she cant find man on nairaland.. Goat!! angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 2:47pm On Jun 18, 2015
sweetorgasm:
lol stop deviating 4rm answering my question, is it true dat ure a THIEF in lagos? no offence
..crackhead..plis don't forget to beg Mrs Chima to fart on the left portion of yor face...too much ezema! smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 2:46pm On Jun 18, 2015
blublahd:
BTW redgem your boobsi looks more promising as dusk approaches kiss
...you berrra bak of from my redgem..u this farmer looookin Homebase boy....ca u afford her? is she on yor level? angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 2:45pm On Jun 18, 2015
sweetorgasm:
just answa me, i heard ure a thief in lagos, n u were caught recently, is this true? no oofence 4 revealing ur secret
...CRACKHEAD...the reason we always miss u is becuz u try so had to be Mr Cork.....and its fun seein u look more steeewpid (PLs carry on) smiley
Romance › Re: What's Your Take On This (pix) by MrCork: 2:42pm On Jun 18, 2015
Feranchek:
Just saw this on BBM. Quite lovely isn't it?

What's your take?
...hmmmm (Did I juss open this thread?) .....MOD.PLIS MOVE TO CAR SECTION!!! angry

Cc Ishilove!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 2:35pm On Jun 18, 2015
sweetorgasm:
masta crackhead, hav u return d phone u stole? no offence
..CRACKHEAD...plis if u cant afford to re-bleah the left portion of yor face that has Ezema......Juss ask Mrs Chima to fart on it. ..she will do it for free and truss me...the Ezema will clear within 5 days! smiley

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