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Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland Contest 2015 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by MrCork: 6:32pm On Jun 20, 2015

Tomfrench:
you are one hopeless niqqa, maybe a Beggar or a mortuary attendant ...no wonder your mouth runs anyhow!! (no offeense)

...hangon..are u sayn u don't loooklike roadside mechanic?..bro hav u seen yor face?..look yor pic profile again & PLIS STOP DERRAILING THE THREAD!! undecided

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Romance › Re: Can Anyone Tell Me The Meaning by MrCork: 6:24pm On Jun 20, 2015

nunamyeong:
Gud evening, my fellow romancelander, am in my early twenties and am dating a lady which am a year older than, recently she told me to buy her ring, i bought it for her, when i was about giving her d ring, i asked her y she wanted it, she said she cant say it, i tried all my best n logics, she still insisted on not saying it, dat y i table this down, to hear from the mature minds.

..ok..you are 15 & she is 16...and then u want to marry her coz she buy u ring?.....bro don't u hav school home ? (no ofeense) undecided

Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland Contest 2015 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by MrCork: 6:16pm On Jun 20, 2015

marieolae:
I will slap you oh!
Be careful

...sweery if u slap me ..ma 17inches loong Kondo will probably stand up! wink

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 6:11pm On Jun 20, 2015

LadyBoss1:
Pls i take u out n soend £500 on u

...really?...and u goono get the money from where?... Juss askin! embarassed

Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland Contest 2015 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by MrCork: 6:08pm On Jun 20, 2015

marieolae:
You this black monkey

...who is the man in yor picture profile....abi u think u can decive us?..u look like male. Goat! undecided

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 6:05pm On Jun 20, 2015

LadyBoss1:
Hehehehe
Can u imagine calling a whole madam like me gold digger. Abi nah me wey want prenup lolz mrcork u lucky say i like ur wahala if not ...

...hangon..so r u telln me if I take u out on a date & deciede to spend £20 on u...u will not finish my moiney? undecided

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 5:57pm On Jun 20, 2015

prettythicksme:
Tah!!!stop being cheap if u wnt me by ur side :Di can gv u £3 and u fuvk urself

...i will pay u £3 per day & also giv I the shance to be seen wita Londoner to help booster yor profile so yor homebase friends can respect u......u no u never been wita Londoner so I strongly suggest u take the deal. £3! undecided

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 5:45pm On Jun 20, 2015

LadyBoss1:
Mrcork are you dark skinned rugged with full time job. And even extra job on d side self.. Do you want a family. How many degrees have you got.. Are you romantic.. Do u know how to treat a lady.. Are you a V... Do u blive in God ... How tall are you ...... How much debt do you have .. Would u sign prenup?

More loading....

^^^^GOLD DIGGGER ALERT.....RUN MR CORK...RUN!!! shocked

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 5:43pm On Jun 20, 2015

LadyBoss1:
Lol but i need to see his face first let me confirm his real

WOW...slow down mammy.. Did I hear say u wanna mate wit me?.. Yipppy! cheesy

Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland Contest 2015 - CAMPAIGN THREAD by MrCork: 5:41pm On Jun 20, 2015

...i don't mean to sound rudes but everyone beleafs all contestants look like those Lagos roadside mechanic!!(no ofeense) angry

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 5:37pm On Jun 20, 2015

prettythicksme:
£3 per day ,na so u broke reach?

...sweery I usualy hire airport taxi every time I come to that place but this time..i need babe to guide me around juss in I need *somtin somtin*... £3 per day is good deal for u! wink

Romance › Re: No Joke: I'm The Most Handsome Male In Nairaland by MrCork: 5:35pm On Jun 20, 2015

jboy73:
Mumuni.

Common swerve.

..STOP USIN OTHER PEOPLES PICTURE.. U HOMEBASE 419 FRAUDERIST!! (no ofeense) angry

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 5:32pm On Jun 20, 2015

prettythicksme:
Na u ishi suppose ban self

...sweery do u reliaze am comin to Nigeria next month for five days...plis put yor sef on standby as my tourist guide....i will pay u £3 per day! wink

Romance › Re: No Joke: I'm The Most Handsome Male In Nairaland by MrCork: 5:29pm On Jun 20, 2015

jboy73:
Lol... Mr fowl

I dint know that Lagos flood forgot to sweep u

..calm down son...am from London Pekam & not that place Lagos u r(no ofeense) undecided

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 5:26pm On Jun 20, 2015

MrsChima:
Dirty ho.

^^^WHO LET THE CAGE OPEN.. MRS CHIMA IZ OUT!! shocked

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 5:25pm On Jun 20, 2015

prettythicksme:
dharay is not a crackhead btw i told u earlier dat i'm into women only get it straight!!

..woteverr....anyways when next u see that stubborn Ipledge boy again....tell him to disguisee & come bak as a midget!! grin

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Romance › Re: No Joke: I'm The Most Handsome Male In Nairaland by MrCork: 5:21pm On Jun 20, 2015

jboy73:
No jokes guys.

Ok, I'm not here to brag with anybody or make those contesting for Mr Nairaland feel bad or WAC.
I'm here only to tell you that I'm handsome.
The most handsome in Nl

Pics

...not Sure if u ok but yot head clarly need battery replacement....THAT PICTURE DOES NOT BELONGTO YOU! (no ofeense) angry

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 5:16pm On Jun 20, 2015

dharay99:
mtcheeeeew.

..bro..calln u a crackhead is a compliments...truss me..prettythickme is atracted to crackheads...Bro u don't beleaf me..ASK HER!!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 5:09pm On Jun 20, 2015

prettythicksme:
I dont do men

...well luckily for u,ther r 11 crackheads available on nairaland...stat wit sweetorgasm ,dharay99 or darkrebell666!

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 5:05pm On Jun 20, 2015

prettythicksme:
Devil is a liar

^^^ther u go..wicked woman is exited! ..

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 5:03pm On Jun 20, 2015

prettythicksme:
leader of crackheads so u wnt ishi to ban ipledge again right?

...sweery..shudunt u be usin yor energy to try & find man on nairaland insted of tryn problem wit Ipledge? angry

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 5:01pm On Jun 20, 2015

prettythicksme:
leader of crackheads so u wnt ishi to ban ipledge again right?

...since that's wot u want then we all say yes! wink

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 4:57pm On Jun 20, 2015

prettythicksme:
why are u like dis?

...like how?...wha did i do?..SWEEERY..GO BAK TO BED JOR..

..serrrrioous looong hisssss!!! undecided

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 4:51pm On Jun 20, 2015

Ipledge1------- BANNED!! grin

Iplegde2--------BANNED!! grin

Ipledge3------ BANNED!! grin

Ipledge4--------BANNED!! grin

Iplege5---------(((ALMOST BANNED))) grin

Ipledge6------((((probably be BANNED))) grin

Ipledge is so stubborn...My stomach 00oooo.. grin

Cc Ishilove

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Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson & Hubby At Son's Dedication by MrCork: 4:15pm On Jun 20, 2015

FlirtyKaren:
Mercy looking so fantastic! Photos are from her baby, Prince Henry junior's dedication.

https://instagram.com/p/17fbFuutqx/

...thise woman is ugly...she ain't lightskin! angry

Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson & Hubby At Son's Dedication by MrCork: 4:12pm On Jun 20, 2015

udmydearest:
get close to your english teacher, you seem to be lost in transit

...do u hav moiney? ..NO!!
..hav I been London? ..NO!!
..can u afrord £28,000(cash) Range Rover spo? ..NO
...hvae u ever dated a Londoner?.. NO!
..even sef..do u hav man?..HELL NO!!

...Sweery act like a lady and u will get the chance to date me.. Goat! (no ofeense) undecided

Romance › Re: Ladies Please Be Honest: ...who Would You Rather Kiss? (((Pictures))) by MrCork(op): 3:20pm On Jun 20, 2015

...ladies..opinion poll hav finaly concluded u wud rather be seen kissin we Londoners and that u can only kiss Homebase guys in the dak juss to make sure no one sees u wit those people....and to me,sounds like u hav great. Taste!

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 11:20am On Jun 20, 2015

suxxman:
You didn't reply my mentions last night.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:52am On Jun 20, 2015

M.O.D?.....kaiiiii ...if they promote me to Super M.O.D...I tink I will sleep wit all the females on Nairaland startin from FOOD section to ROMANCE section..Truss me!!! wink

Cc Ishilove..plis can I get promotion like from today? cheesy

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:06am On Jun 20, 2015

funlord:
Somalian mechanic boy! Lolz

...brother..i did not say he was. .its a figure of spech!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 9:53am On Jun 20, 2015

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]You are reporting me to MrCork?

Cork na my guy na,,he no fit fhuuck me up. [/color]

...my guy how Are u sir....bro can I ask u for a big huge serrrious nice ordnary favour ?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 9:51am On Jun 20, 2015

misssclassy:
[color=#000050]It's just Naijaboiy. He is calling me names [/color]

..Naijaboy?...that skinny hungry somali mechanic?....sweery don't worry..i gat his nomba & I will catch him! angry

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