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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 12:55pm On May 17, 2015
Cherlene:
Sorry??

Cherlene
...swwery don't say sorry..i like Germany and you look vey nice...by the way, ama lover not a fighter! smiley
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by MrCork: 12:46pm On May 17, 2015
Aminat508:
What do u mean? undecided
...well sweery..u should replace SubbieD simply becuz u gots att attack n behind*... And she don't.....and in a nicer way,u much preeetier than her & u look more lile a wifey material! wink
Romance › Re: Ladies, Your "NO-TO-SEX" Makes You Even More Attractive To Us (must Read) by MrCork: 12:39pm On May 17, 2015
Missonas:
Lol easy now hes light skinned grin
...lightskin where??... That one eye albino from ondo state that cant see durin the day? ..f*** no. ..he a known theif and was declamapurimiced from nairaland like a bad habit... WELL DONE SEUN!!! angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 12:34pm On May 17, 2015
Cherlene:
Thank you. Aaw, FAMILY.

Cherlene
..ok...you from Germany..Congrats!! angry
Romance › Re: Ladies, Your "NO-TO-SEX" Makes You Even More Attractive To Us (must Read) by MrCork: 12:30pm On May 17, 2015
Missonas:
Lol Mr Cork.sex killed and we buried the monicker cheesy
...that albino one eye morraf***er ...couldn't stand the mofo. Seun sacked him like a boss for attemptin ro steal nairaland fund....i allways knew he was a theif though! angry
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by MrCork:
Aminat508:
Pinkfeet1


Pls vote
https://www.nairaland.com/subbied

For Miss Nairaland 2015
.. .sweery yor comin on too strong and this will make people ignore u.....tryn too had...and by the way,how much is yor comision if she wins? embarassed
Celebrities › Re: Who Is More Handsome:peter Okoye Or Paul Okoye(pics) by MrCork: 12:22pm On May 17, 2015
kendrick9:
they are getting the money tho,thats the most important thing.... money makes the world go round and they have it in abundance...
Also those pics posted looks nothing lyk an mj swag..
...bro AMA Londoner & I gots somtin we call gorilla moiney...I drive £23,000(cash) and a fast sport bike...but guess wot, I used to nyansh his wife bak in the day in London....they hav notin to write home about! (real talk) angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 12:10pm On May 17, 2015
Borrussia:
Seems you've escaped from the right, I'll chase you back from the left ----->>>>>>>
...Buroko...r u ok? undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies, Your "NO-TO-SEX" Makes You Even More Attractive To Us (must Read) by MrCork: 12:08pm On May 17, 2015
Missonas:
AIDS, STDs....Sexkills >: grin grin
..so u sayn sexxskizz has aids and std?..when? angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 12:05pm On May 17, 2015
Borrussia:
--->Remain in the middle, don't leave there<---
...bro am confused..r u sayn u want my middle fiiinger? smiley
Romance › Re: Isn't There A Mr Nairaland Contest Too? by MrCork: 12:02pm On May 17, 2015
zinachidi:
perharps, buh i think compliments are simultaenous, it isnt bad for ladies to make a man feel special, afterall its d ladies who mostly campaign for d guys just like guys campaign for d ladies too.
....bro I hav no issues wit chicks givin us compliments. The problem is that kinda thread might result to guys sayn sweet tings about u & by the time u no what's up...he already fallin in lov wit u..F*** NO.

..and to be honest..i don't truss those Homebase guys (no ofeense)!
angry
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by MrCork: 11:35am On May 17, 2015
Aminat508:
Pls vote
https://www.nairaland.com/subbied

For Miss Nairaland 2015
...hangon...has she got K leg? angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 11:30am On May 17, 2015
Borrussia:
Today is Sunday.
..congrats! undecided
Romance › Re: Isn't There A Mr Nairaland Contest Too? by MrCork: 11:28am On May 17, 2015
zinachidi:
ok i have seen u that is an adult, oga dont u have a family to take care of? (no offence) grin
..nice,I like that!! wink
Celebrities › Re: Who Is More Handsome:peter Okoye Or Paul Okoye(pics) by MrCork: 11:26am On May 17, 2015
kendrick9:
stop hating bro.... which one be okoro swag?
...hatin?..on okoro swagg?..F*** NO. .bro we don't rate thouse twins hear in London coz they cant spek English & to be frank..no one understands ther grammarr......serrriuosly..who dresses like Michael Jackson in 2015?...thats an okoro swagg (no ofeennse) angry
Romance › Re: Isn't There A Mr Nairaland Contest Too? by MrCork: 11:22am On May 17, 2015
zinachidi:
i have no qualms complimenting anoda guy if he has beautiful eyes or smile, depending on what ur take is on it though.
....FOGGGERIT BRO.. its always about the ladies and its our job as gentlemen to make them fill special!! (REAL TALK) angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 11:11am On May 17, 2015
jacksparrow1207:
Oh! That cool. You must have had lotta fun.
Happy Sunday

Ps: you know miss.gbost/classy is dark skinned lady?
...missclassy?..that nairaland toe to toe militant trouble maker?...anyways she slightly preety,half chocolate complexsion,agressive,intelligent,single,from enugu & masculine lookin... She aiiight though! undecided
Celebrities › Re: Who Is More Handsome:peter Okoye Or Paul Okoye(pics) by MrCork: 10:40am On May 17, 2015
...they both hav okoro swagg & I ain't feelin them....who does jerrry curl in 2015?..serrriously! angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:37am On May 17, 2015
jacksparrow1207:
MrCork you don't go church?
...went to a disco parry last nite & juss wakin up...haven't been this year though but hopefully, may be I will go next week
Romance › Re: Isn't There A Mr Nairaland Contest Too? by MrCork: 10:00am On May 17, 2015
zinachidi:
i havent seen a mr nairaland contest, if there isnt one then i suggest the admins of this great forum should ensure we do,, it would be fitting to have a mr nairaland and miss nairaland too,.
...and for the record,no one giv damm about mr nairaland coz its all ways about the females....u feel ok sayn another guy has beauuriful eyes or lovely smile?..abi? angry
Romance › Re: Isn't There A Mr Nairaland Contest Too? by MrCork: 9:58am On May 17, 2015
zinachidi:
i havent seen a mr nairaland contest, if there isnt one then i suggest the admins of this great forum should ensure we do,, it would be fitting to have a mr nairaland and miss nairaland too,.
^^^see this 14yer old?...bro don't u hav skoool homework? (no ofeense) angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 9:53am On May 17, 2015
onila:
even worse

primitive backward uncivilized nitwits

make biafra and deliver us from those yr wife beating bad english, unstylistic men
^^^OOOooouchh...see how ONILA destroyed moto-mouth trouble maker*missclassy?

...MY STOMACH OOOO.........(falls from chair)
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Christianity Etc › Re: The Life And Times Of 'Jesu Oyingbo' (Jesus Of Oyingbo) by MrCork: 9:43am On May 17, 2015
Ravenwolf:
Dirty old Cork..... You seem to be in persistent heat these days.
....bro u don't like feminine figure?...abi?...or iz ther somtin u wanna tell us ? AMA good listener u no! smiley
TV/Movies › Re: If You Watched This Series, You Are Too Older Than You Think by MrCork: 9:38am On May 17, 2015
Abduletudaye:
The series was titled 'SuperForce'....if you have watched this, then you are over old cheesy grin...but if you didn't, chai you missed as a kid ooo. cheesy


And if you didn't know, this figure below wan resemble olden robocop... grin
....bro..sorry we don't watch those kinda program hear London.....u homebase people still use black n white tv ther in that Nigeria? (no ofeennse) angry
Christianity Etc › Re: The Life And Times Of 'Jesu Oyingbo' (Jesus Of Oyingbo) by MrCork: 9:33am On May 17, 2015
Ishilove:
I was very young when this man died, but i do faintly recall he was very flamboyant and controversial. I have always found him fascinating, so i went digging and came up with bits and pieces of information about his shocking religious movement.



When 'Jesu' died in 1988, as it is with a lot of polygamous families with no will written by the patriarch before he passed, his wives, children and members engaged in a legal brawl over the man's wealth and property. During the course of the dispute, a lot of shocking and disgusting things which had taken place in secret was revealed.


http://nigeria.gounna.com/show/show/70032/1

I wonder how Lagos fared in the 'rescue mission' of those under the so-called hypnosis... Anyway, this article below, written by the New York Times ten years after his death, gives an insight into the lives of some of his children and their relationship with one another.


http://www.nytimes.com/1998/12/08/world/lagos-journal-after-carnival-of-second-coming-an-apocalypse.html

[img]http://cache4.asset-cache.net/gc/661422-members-of-the-jesus-of-oyingbo-cult-clean-off-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=RB0GINVKNSrglg3koBnvLYR7yjFenkaxz5NDyJxZCuqQBESjW5iqehOMmhNssCRU.jpg[/img]

I wonder how people get brainwashed. The mind boggles.

Sadly, we have several 'Jesu Oyingbo' in different guises and different manifestations. One thing they have in common is charisma and charm. You will need the aforementioned to charm women into abandoning their families, careers, lives and coming to live with you. A case in point being the late Ann, who was one of the many intimacy gadgets of that notorious bearded felon on death row in Kirikiri, Reverend King. Unfortunately, she woke up too late, because her lover doused her liberally with petrol and lighted up her universe. Her deathbed testimony was very instrumental to indictment and locking up of this man called Rev King.

Despite this, his followers still troop to Kirikiri to meet him for counseling and blessings.

Jesu Oyingbo had 34 wives, and practiced a most peculiar form of syncretism, yet he had followers who did not blink when he took over their wives. To add to this sickening mix, there was large scale incest in the 'movement'.

Now my, question is this: did men like Jesu Oyingbo and Reverend King use the age old hypnosis, aka Jazz, aka, African Technology to win their die hard followers, or was it charisma and charm?

Lets discuss.
....sweeery pliss can we discuss yor figure insted??....its enterin ma eyes & right now...am on attention!! tongue
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 9:28am On May 17, 2015
danbrowndmf:
Ireneony hw are u.cheesy? Can i meet u.wink?
^^^see 1952 lyrics gadenmit..**danbrowndmf,how r u can I meat you??...... Bro I don't mean to sound rude but os that how u people toast women ther in Nigeria??

..you Homebase people mennn! (no ofeeense)
undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork:
Logicalmind1:
Back off from mah woman. grin
....who? ...missclassy?.. that trouble maker??.... HELL NAW......bro u can have her for free.. free gift! (on the house) shocked
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 8:49pm On May 16, 2015
kradleber:
are you lala.247?
angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 8:48pm On May 16, 2015
missclasssy:
[color=#000050]I am Igbo, you dumbass.[/color]
..IBO??...U are IBO?,,.s...weeery I love Okoro babes.. they usualy lightskin with gap tooth! kiss
Romance › Re: Igbo Vs Yoruba Girls: Who Rocks It Best? by MrCork: 6:08pm On May 16, 2015
kikesblog:
Guys no lie o.

If you see my girlfriend her name Chioma she is heavenly beautiful, to me she is an ANGEL.

Recently i had a crush on another damsel who bears the name ADEOLA.Make i no lie whenever am with this babe, i get goose pimple.

These got me confused coz i have seen alot of Igbo & Yoruba girls and.......! Abeg who is finer?

For me i guess it is the IGBO girls coz dem get that natural beauty plus sexy body and their action film for bed no be play play.
....aint all punny the same in the dark: Black,white,Yoruba,IBO??....who cares? undecided
Romance › Re: Igbo Vs Yoruba Girls: Who Rocks It Best? by MrCork: 4:26pm On May 16, 2015
RickRichards:
Attention NLers, Missclasssy is prolly very sleepy right now. Don't mind anything she posts. Thank you.
LOL...bro I bet missclassy will appear any moment like superman and comment! grin grin grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 4:17pm On May 16, 2015
missclasssy:
[color=#000050]I warn you for the last time. Keep me out of your craziness.

Mrcork, keep me out of your madness.[/color]
...swerry wot did I do? undecided

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