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Events › Re: Happy Birthday CHIAM55 by MrCork: 10:43pm On May 15, 2015
rokiatu:
Happy birthday dear.
...kaiii..see nyansh!! tongue


...anyways,back to The serrious topic!
Romance › What Would You Do Inthis Situation... by MrCork(op): 9:04pm On May 15, 2015
....how would u fill when u come back into yor house with your girlfriend,walk into yor dining room and suddenly catch your parents happily makin love?.... Mature contributions & please keep it clean! smiley
Romance › Re: Romancelanders Do We Hate Our Women ? by MrCork: 8:37pm On May 15, 2015
falconey:
yes!.....I'm suppose to be amongst the top5 richest in my village as we speak because of women.

I didn't even made last on the list.

If not for lala247 I won't even talk to a girl.
^^^^see this uganda mechanic lookin Homebase Nigeria boy takin about lala247....can u aford her?...is she on yor level?..... Bro u Berra stay on yor lane & stick to market women (no ofeensse) angry
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by MrCork: 2:48pm On May 15, 2015
Twaci:
Lolz, what's up na?
angry
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by MrCork: 2:45pm On May 15, 2015
Aminat508:
for your mind MrCork
subbied




...sweery but why are u even votin for Subbied when you clearly way much preeetier than her??....she aint even gots Nyansh!! (REAL TALK) undecided
Pets › Re: Colleague Got Fired Because Of Dog! by MrCork: 2:43pm On May 15, 2015
nosike3:
Hey nairalanders! I hope this topic is in the right place? Alright! Here's the story, I work in a pharmaceutical company and our boss is an Indian who has been in Nigeria for more than 20 years!! I think since 1992! He's the best boss a man can ask for and equally a great pet lover! He has 3 dogs. So 2 weeks ago, one of his dogs was very sick and died while he was at work; he became extremely moody which was so unlike him; speaking in English unlike his constant reference to yoruba and pidgin. One of my colleagues then told him to' get over it, shey na just dog na' and for the first time I saw anger blazing literally from his eyes. He sent him out and was very cold to him since then.
Today, he fired him just like that!
So so surprised and shocked!! Is this really worth it??
I love dogs! But isn't this extreme?
Cc lalasticlala et all
......THE LAST TIME I CHECKED, A BOSS HAS EVERY RIGHT TO FIRE HIS EMPLOYEE.... SO WHAT IF THE EMPLOYEE IS FROM LAGOS?

.....YOU HOMEBASE PEOPLE MENNNN (NO OFEINSE)
undecided
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by MrCork: 2:40pm On May 15, 2015
YUSUPH1986:
her credentials pls?
...bro the chick cant cook and she aint even lightskin sef!! (No ofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by MrCork:
..SANDRAHNAUAB (Beyansi loooalike, beaurifull,intelligence,natural beauty,classy,wifey material,model) KINDA LOOKING LIKE THE CHOOSEN ONE!!. wink
Romance › Re: Can You Kiss Your Bf/gf In Public??? by MrCork: 12:34pm On May 15, 2015
...if she lightskin...why not! angry
Phones › Re: Pls Help Me Ooo I Bought And Iphone5 And I Cant Open It by MrCork: 12:10pm On May 15, 2015
Abdullahi1392:
I bought and iphone5black 16gig I trusted the guy that. Sold it for me the phone was low when he brought it to me and I did not test it cause I no. Him very well when I got to is place they told me he. As travel back to ABUJA.. and I bought the phone 40k Pls help me //08070740091 I need help. What can I do
..IBO MADE IPHONE....you Homebase people mennnnn!! (no ofeense) undecided
Family › Re: Strange Issue About My Husband Pls Urgent Advice Needed by MrCork: 11:22am On May 15, 2015
Holatunde007:
I received dis mail an hour ago frm an online frnd, she wanted dis to be posted on nairaland for serious and urgent advice.
The story goes thus:
I got married to this gentle, handsome man 4yrs ago, we hav a 2yrs old kid, he's currently working in one of this new generation bank as a branch manager.
At around 10.30pm last week friday, I told my hubby I will be going for a night vigil programme, which he declined going with me, I reasoned with myself abt d stress he must have passed thru during his travelings over the week, so I dressed up picked d car key then left for the programme, on getting to church, I discovered we were told to bring along pictures of our loved ones to pray on, I quickly turned my car and head back to the house which abt 35min drive, on getting inside, I smell smoke in the sitting room, at first I taught hubby was frying in d kitchen, but wen I moved closer I notice the smell comes directly from d rest room, I peeped tru d door holes cos it was locked frm behind, lo nd behold there I saw my husband smoking hemp heavily not even cigarette, i was so shocked, I stepped back without him noticing me, my eyes were full of tears and confusion, I picked what I needed and went out of the house. While driving back, I reasoned on my mind what on earth could have happened to him, I've never for once saw him in such a delicate situation before, I most say he's such a perfect, gentle looking man, who is loved and respected by families and friends, he's hard-working, and makes mainly the right decision most times.
I pulled over at the church compound went in and joined d prayer which has started 50min b4 I arrived.
Now what really confused me the more was is action wen I got back home, I met him in the kitchen preparing breakfast for me, he look so holy, normal, and well composed, his body spray smells all over the house, he seems never to have notice my presence at home last night. He move closer to me, gave me a kiss and told me not to worry preparing breakfast that morning, but still he notice the confusion on my face, then asked me if there is any problem doing the cooking for me, at first I wanted to attack him, confront him or scream at him for last night action, but his nice gesture towards me safes him out, then all I could ask him was that "Honey do u have any challenges or issues I don't know about or you feel you can't share with me?" He was shocked and looked at my face and said, dearie how on earth would I hide my challenges away from you, he later proceeded to hugging me tight, whispering into my ears "sweetheart there is nothing am going tru that I will ever hide from you" so I decided to hide my strange feelings and played along with him, gave him a kiss and went inside to the bedroom leaving my head unsettled.
Pls females and married couple in the house, what do you think I should do to him? How can I address this disturbing issue with my hubby, I love him so much but I can't deny the fact that I resent those that smoke a lot especially what I saw with him, india hemp for God sake.
Pls urgently need your candid advice, confused right now.
Thanks
...bro .u saw yor hussband wit India hemp & u want nairaland to surpiot u?...br r u ok? (no ofeense) angry
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by MrCork: 11:16am On May 15, 2015
Aminat508:
which list bro?


Pls vote
https://www.nairaland.com/subbied

For Miss Nairaland 2015
...subbied ain't lightskin! angry
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by MrCork: 11:14am On May 15, 2015
Aminat508:
which list bro?





Pls vote
https://www.nairaland.com/subbied

For Miss Nairaland 2015
...kaii see nyansh.... Aminat..why didn't u contest? smiley
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by MrCork: 10:39am On May 15, 2015
...is lala247 on the list sef? undecided
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by MrCork: 9:55am On May 15, 2015
CrazyScientist:
I won't repeat myself... VOTE TWACI and take one bundle , don't vote her and trek to otueke! angry
....hangon bro...this competition is not about the best lookin market woman which TWACI will clearly win.....its about beauty,brain,inteligenct,lightskin complexsiion & wifey material...

.pla so i make sense?
angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 7:28am On May 15, 2015
Deejavuu:
[size=15pt] HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHIAM55!!! [/size] cheesy kiss kiss

May all your heart desires come through for you this year and beyond

May you walk and never stumble. May you keep smiling and dimples glaring!

The best of the best is what i wish you hun!!
kiss kiss cheesy smiley

Have fun to the fullest!Get high make merry and every other thing jolly it's allowed cos it's ur day..

God bless your new age cool
...bro you Berra bakkoff from ma woman u this gambian guineafowl salesman ... (no ofeeennse) angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 7:25am On May 15, 2015
Deejavuu:
[size=15pt] HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHIAM55!!! [/size] cheesy kiss kiss

May all your heart desires come through for you this year and beyond

May you walk and never stumble. May you keep smiling and dimples glaring!

The best of the best is what i wish you hun!!
kiss kiss cheesy smiley

Have fun to the fullest!Get high make merry and every other thing jolly it's allowed cos it's ur day..

God bless your new age cool
angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 11:49pm On May 14, 2015
..ok I confess,I juss finish watchin blu film...but still,its 22am & I cant sleep! angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 11:47pm On May 14, 2015
...oh no...not again...its almost 12am and my Kondo is still standin hard.. I cant Sleep.
..please advise!
undecided
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by MrCork: 8:25pm On May 14, 2015
richidinho:
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....is she lightskin?? angry
Celebrities › Re: Stella Damasus Shows Off Slim Figure by MrCork: 7:41pm On May 14, 2015
badassProdigy:
The mother of two keeps getting more beautiful by the day...


ink361.com/app/users/ig-355533664/stelladamasus/photos
....finaly...a homebase lightskin Nigerian...hurrrrayy!!!!! cheesy
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by MrCork: 7:34pm On May 14, 2015
stephenqueen:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/2388096_coollogocom5062531_gifdbb2fefbdd9e975d8678c04d0a1169c1
...CAN SOMEBORY PLISS MOVE TWACI TO JOKE SECTION..... NO ONE IS FEELIN HER AND WE SURE AINT FEELIN HER!!! (no oofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by MrCork: 6:02pm On May 14, 2015
47xxx:
lol,, my point is that the size of ur backside shouldnt count for much,, more of character i guess.
.. Story! undecided
Romance › Re: Shocking!!! Dead Lover's Loved Up Even In Death. (photos) by MrCork: 5:09pm On May 14, 2015
Temmyturpe:
Yeah I am, any award for that?
..says who?....where?....how looong u been lightskin? angry
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by MrCork: 4:02pm On May 14, 2015
..We all no who the most beautiful nairaland female is.....all guys know the real deal and she has no competition!! angry
Career › Re: Jobs Threatened By Robots by MrCork: 3:40pm On May 14, 2015
famtech:
Yes Robot can do all these things witin seconds ,it full of sensors.
...bro there are certain jobs robots cannot do that requires 100% human attension...may be only 60% of science course..truss me, I know! angry
Romance › Re: My Friend Needs A Good BF. by MrCork: 3:29pm On May 14, 2015
sadebenson:
im sure she doesnt even know im doin this anyways.. but shez my friend and i know she is depressed at d moment and needs a good guy cos shez heart brokenand shez bin like this for a while .. i cant stand her being like this anymore, i wish there was a way for me to actually get her a good guy.. Pls, any good, caring, loving , handsome guy on here. contact her on BBM PIN : 7FE2D61B .. Pls, no games or deceit plsssss.
..is she lightskin? angry
Romance › Re: Why Is Chasing Girls So Bad? by MrCork: 3:26pm On May 14, 2015
sunsplash99:
Stop Chasing Girls , Start
Attracting Them
Chasing girls is one of the biggest mistakes that most
men make.
Chasing a girl will absolutely, positively destroy any
chances you have of sleeping with a woman.
Today I want to explain to you why chasing girls is so
bad and what you can do instead to get women
attracted to you .
Why Is Chasing Girls So Bad?
Chasing a girl is a bad thing to do on many different
levels such as:
It causes you to become needy and desperate
which makes you unattractive.
It causes you to waste away your life pursuing a
woman who isn’t even interested in you.
It prevents you from dating and attracting the
women who ARE interested in you sexually and
romantically.
Chasing girls is BAD. It never works. The more you
chase a girl, the more she runs away and loses interest
in you.
You begin to miss out on life and you begin to lack an
abundance mentality. Who wants to waste most of their
life chasing after a woman who is not interested in them
sexually or romantically, when they could be dating and
sleeping with cute girls who are interested in them.
It makes no sense does it? But then why do men
continue to do it?
Chasing Girls Is An Emotional Reaction…
Most men do not consciously decide to begin chasing a
girl. It’s something that occurs and begins happening
unconsciously.
I’m sure this has happened to you before. You happened
to meet a cute girl and you could just sense a spark and
a connection between the two of you.
But then what ended up happening?
More than likely, the girl gave you repeated signals and
you NEVER made a move. You failed to escalate and
take the lead. You never asked her out or kissed her.
Most of the time you didn’t do anything. Then the girl
began to lose interest. And then… You Began To Chase
After Her.
That’s what happens to most men all of the time. They
meet a girl who likes them, they fail to make a move, she
begins losing interest, and they begin chasing her.
It’s something that happens automatically. You don’t
plan to chase her, you just DO.
And this is what causes you a great deal of pain,
suffering, anger,and humility.
So you begin to call her constantly, figure out the perfect
text to send her, and follow her on Facebook all day long.
You begin to become OBSESSED with her. For a moment
you even begin to question whether or not you’re in love
with her( Of course you’re more so in love with the
idealized version of her in your head than her actual
self).
And eventually chasing after this one woman begins to
consume your entire life. What started out as some cute
girl you met has become your perfect soul mate who you
must have.
If this sounds like nonsense to you, that’s because it is.
Yet many men do exactly this in real life.
They meet a woman, sense attraction but fail to make a
move, the woman loses interest, and they begin to chase
after her.
Chasing girls does NOT work and never will. Chasing a
girl will destroy your life. Chasing girls is THE number 1
killer of men. Not a killer of the body, but of the mind,
spirit, future, and happy life.
But if chasing women doesn’t work, what can you do
instead?
Stop Chasing Girls And Start Attracting
Them…
So now that you understand the very real dangers of
chasing girls and why it’s such a bad thing to do, I will
arm you with a few tips and tactics to make you avoid
ever having to chase a woman again. They are…
Approach Women And Recognize Their Signals: Of
course the first step to successfully seducing
women is to first approach them. But after that
you must be able to recognize the attraction
signals that she gives you. What are they?
She will begin to playing with her hair, she will begin
touching you and playfully hitting you, she will begin
asking you more questions and trying to find out more
about you, etc.
Once You Recognize Her Interest, Move Fast: As
soon as you realize that a girl is interested and
attracted to you, you immediately begin
progressing the interaction forward.
This could mean, If the two of you are both standing up
in a crowded bar, you ask her to move with you or
isolate her. If the two of you are in a coffee shop that
could mean trading phone numbers and setting up a
date. As soon as you notice that a girl likes you, you
Take Action and get her invested in you.
Get Her Somewhere Alone And Sexually Escalate:
After the conversation has been going on for a
long enough period of time, you find a way to
either bounce back to your place or her place. If
she is attracted to you in any way at all she will 9
times out of 10 agree to that provided you offer
her plausible deniability.
Once you are able to meet women smoothly, get past
small talk, and progress the interaction forward you will
begin to realize how easy attracting women really is .
No longer will you fail to make a move and be forced to
chase after a girl. Now you will become a sexy man who
women find alluring and can’t keep their hands off of.
Doing and mastering these things will take practice.
Forcing yourself to take action and kiss a girl may even
make you uncomfortable at first. But soon… you will
begin to find yourself seducing and sleeping with women
15 minutes after first meeting them. Consistently.
Because these women will KNOW that you’re a man who
knows what he wants, goes after what he wants, and
more importantly Gets What He Wants.
If you’re still a guy stuck chasing girls realize that now is
the time for you to cut your losses, focus on newer
women(the ones who are already interested in you), and
begin becoming the man who you were meant to be.
.....Great advise...so we shunt chase girls but stand there like mugu...roughly for about 11 months...until they make forst move...abi?

...looookhear brother..ama lover nota fighter....pliss dont make me swaaaar for you (no ooofense)
angry
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by MrCork: 3:18pm On May 14, 2015
47xxx:
buh agbani darego didnt have much, but yet...grin
...that tooth pig?undecided
Career › Re: Jobs Threatened By Robots by MrCork: 2:50pm On May 14, 2015
angry...yea right....so Robots can read thru application forms ...abi?.. Robot can detect if yor well dressed for a job interview...abi? ... Robot hav the instincts to determine if yor right for the job..abi? ...Robot can pin point who farted in the office..abi??

...serrriously...am goin bak to bed..laters!!
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by MrCork: 2:26pm On May 14, 2015

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