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Romance › Re: What Would You Do Inthis Situation... by MrCork(op): 4:11pm On May 16, 2015
nikkiehan:
lack of maturity
...so wouldu walk in and tell your parents to STOP IT? wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 4:08pm On May 16, 2015
missclasssy:
[color=#000050]Hey you, enough with your baseless and _stupid assumptions.
I am tired of your dumb comments in relation to me. If you want to make any of your ill-witted comments, make sure you keep my moniker out of it.
Just don't relate me with your idiocy, alright.

I hope I have made myself clear?[/color]
...and by the way..am a lover nota fighter! wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 4:06pm On May 16, 2015
missclasssy:
[color=#000050]Hey you, enough with your baseless and _stupid assumptions.
I am tired of your dumb comments in relation to me. If you want to make any of your ill-witted comments, make sure you keep my moniker out of it.
Just don't relate me with your idiocy, alright.

I hope I have made myself clear?[/color]
^^^^^ther she goes again..temper temper....**ANGER MANAGEMENT ALERT **

..madam..do please calm down...ladies do not swaaar!
undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 3:48pm On May 16, 2015
VictoriaBee:
(?) Missclasssy or I?
....missclassy...same feminist as victoria bee, ONILA and ms ghost! angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 3:32pm On May 16, 2015
Borrussia:
You're smart.
...thank u sir! wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 3:30pm On May 16, 2015
missclasssy:
[color=#000050]Mtcheeeeew![/color]
^^^^ proofs ma point again..the only language missclassy understand is swaaaarin,cussin,makin trouble & derailin nice threads...... Clearly nota wifey material

...missclassy is same molata as victoria bee and miss ghost(no ofeense)
lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by MrCork: 3:27pm On May 16, 2015
Chiam55:
SANDRAHNAUB where you at girl?

We need you to be a little more active hun smiley

You haven't campaign do you thank those who mention you?

Come on bbe it's your time to come out grin
..OP. BUT WHY ISNT CHIAM55, NNEKA223,LALA247,DECHADEL,ROKIATU ON THAT LIST?...PLEASE ADVISE! angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 3:23pm On May 16, 2015
Borrussia:
$hes a feminist and she usually insult guys, I don't think she's looking for 'em.
...bro ...missclassy ain't gotta man which explains her aggressive ness towards all men....she need anger management classes (real talk) undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 3:20pm On May 16, 2015
missclasssy:
[color=#000050]You are a fool.
You have always been, and will always be.[/color]
^^^^ ther u go...proofs ma point...very aggressive,all ways cussin & lookin for man on every thread...missclassy is the same malata as victoria bee & ms ghost (no ofeeense)! embarassed
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 3:14pm On May 16, 2015
Borrussia:
Prove cheesy
.. She on every post still tryn to find man!! angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 2:11pm On May 16, 2015
VICORIABEE <<<<<<< same person as MissClassy and Ms Ghost!!! (REAL TALK)
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by MrCork: 2:06pm On May 16, 2015
Aminat508:
Cc:
Cowleg
Enegod
Acidosis's
Deejaavuu
Shidof
Nicedaddy
Ibrokola
TundeTunapa
LLED
Teeboy22



Pls vote
https://www.nairaland.com/subbied

For Miss Nairaland 2015
....ok but why did SUBBIED take picture sittin in front of *metal prison window*......and this is who u want us to vote for?...in 2015? angry
Politics › Re: See What I Saw About Nigerians In London Today (pictures) - Cramjones by MrCork: 1:47pm On May 16, 2015
obynaDmob:
..no one gives a f*** about u Bruh! Blacks and their unnecessary call for attention. Mr swagoo
...correction..I have mioney..you don't...My point?..you are a church rat...which is exaccctly why you will need to stepppup yor swaaag (Word of wisdom).

...and please Come back and talk to moi if u have upto £1 Million pound in yor savings account.. (no oofeinse)
smiley
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by MrCork: 1:24pm On May 16, 2015
MzLaurel:
Hmm!

I am grateful to the people who make me happy.
People who created time outta no time for me.
You'all are the charming gardeners who make my soul blossom.
Thank you. smiley

Cc: Jaybee, Luckygurl, Medunah, Awho, MuhdG
PHgirl, PervyByNature, smsshola, arabadayorl7,
Rilwayne001, Jambsupport, cowleg, Pinkfeet1,
Klepto2015, Teespice, cdamsel, Tunnamania,
guyANDROID1, machingundammy, afuye, KingPhilip.....AND lanicky.

Words can't express how grateful I am. smileysmileysmiley



I Beseech others to join #TEAM LAUREL# the winning team. We can make it happen. wink
...are u lightskin? angry
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by MrCork: 1:23pm On May 16, 2015
MzLaurel:
Hmm!

I am grateful to the people who make me happy.
People who created time outta no time for me.
You'all are the charming gardeners who make my soul blossom.
Thank you. smiley

Cc: Jaybee, Luckygurl, Medunah, Awho, MuhdG
PHgirl, PervyByNature, smsshola, arabadayorl7,
Rilwayne001, Jambsupport, cowleg, Pinkfeet1,
Klepto2015, Teespice, cdamsel, Tunnamania,
guyANDROID1, machingundammy, afuye, KingPhilip.....AND lanicky.

Words can't express how grateful I am. smileysmileysmiley



I Beseech others to join #TEAM LAUREL# the winning team. We can make it happen. wink
angry
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by MrCork: 1:21pm On May 16, 2015
kr0ne:
[size=38pt]Vote Lurlah2014[/size]
https://cdn.makeagif.com/media/5-16-2015/xkCVLW.gif
^^^^^WHA RIS THIS?....WHA RIS THIS??....SHES LIGHTSKIN RIGHT??...THEN WHA IN THE NAME OF MR CORK RIS THIS?? (no oofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: What Would You Do Inthis Situation... by MrCork(op): 1:19pm On May 16, 2015
MrsChima:
Dear Rejected Applicant,

Your application for adequate attention has been rejected and denied due to being an irrelevant and poverty stricken dick sucking son of an illiterate wh0re.

Please reapply in 2077 and mention this letter as reference.

Thank you for trying and we wish you speedy death and eternity curse on your bloodline. If you have further questions or concern, please contact Satan and die.

Sincerely,
National Chima Corporation
OOOOoouch!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: What Would You Do Inthis Situation... by MrCork(op): 1:18pm On May 16, 2015
Lamispaco:
you for join them along with your boyfriend,make you turn am to o.rgy

#Mumu
...bro no ofeinse to yor picture profile & am not sayn u very ugly but u seem the the that woud enjoy watchin..... bro were u born ina hospital by any chance? undecided
Politics › Re: See What I Saw About Nigerians In London Today (pictures) - Cramjones by MrCork: 1:03pm On May 16, 2015
..MA PROFESSIONAL ADVISE AS A LONDONER....U PEOPLE NID TO STOP BLAMIN OTHERS FOR YOUR SLOW PROGRESS & FAILURES.

...STEP UP YOR GADEEEM SWAG LIKE I DID....AND JUSS IN CASE U ASK AGAIN..I DRIVE £28,000 (cash) RANGE ROVER SPOT!!
angry
Politics › Re: See What I Saw About Nigerians In London Today (pictures) - Cramjones by MrCork: 1:00pm On May 16, 2015
cramjones:
I flew into London last night from Boston, and while on one of the London trains, I saw this!

Can May 29th come already? Why will Africa ever develop when we have such wicked, greedy and heartless leaders?

GMB hurry and be our president please.

CramJones


PS: When I served in government whatever corruption that transpired was certainly child's play compared to what has happened within the last 6 -7 years!
^^^ SEE YOR HEAD LIKE GUINEAFOWL...WHER ON THE ADVERT DOES IT SAY NIGERIANSARE FRAUDULENT?...SO WOT IF NIGERIANS R BUYIN PROPERTY ABROAD?... MUSS U PEOPLE ALWAYS HATE?...I NO LOADS OF UNKNOWN LEGIT MILLIONAIRES BACK HOME THER IN NIGERIA INCLUDIN HEAR IN LONDON.

...BRO IF LIFE ISNT TREATIN WELL. ..U HAV NO CHOICE IN LIFE THAN TO STEP UP YOR SWAG (NO OFEEENSE)
angry
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by MrCork: 11:25am On May 16, 2015
HAIL SANDRAHNAUBA,congrats for winning Miss Nairaland..CONGRATULATIONS!


..but please, stay far far away from TWACI....she angry,upset,slightly jelos and is plannin to scrach yor cute preety wifey material beyansi lookin face. Stay clear!
wink
Romance › Re: Romancelanders Do We Hate Our Women ? by MrCork: 10:50am On May 16, 2015
Twaci:
angry And u had to bring me into this?

cheesy lemme joor am having my beauty sleep.

I'll advise u to do same dear grin.
...sweery please please please..do not hate on SANDRAHNAUBA....and please don't scrath her face..we beg you. undecided (no ofeensse)

...HAIL SANDRAHNAUBA,congrats for winning......please stay far far away from TWACI....she angry,upset,slightly jelos and may scrach yor cute preety wifey material beyansi lookin face. Stay clear!
wink
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by MrCork: 10:43am On May 16, 2015
kinglekan:
I am not your BRO Fvctard!!!

I think I have noticed you enough. You are clearly too demented and crave to be noticed.

Well am done with you cretin.

You would be IGNORED henceforth.
..KAREN,..STOP DERAILING THE THREAD...GADDDEMMMIT.. PLEASE STOP!! undecided
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by MrCork: 9:11am On May 16, 2015
kinglekan:
Mr Dumb stop mentioning me in your vomit.

Jeeezzz!! Wad a retard!! undecided
...KINGLEKAN...BRO STOP DERAILIN THE THREAD...PLEASSEEE STOPP!!! undecided
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by MrCork: 8:49am On May 16, 2015
cowleg:
hahahaha corky joe, Vote Tohpahz and she will give you free lap dance!!
...kaiiii...you kiddin me... 4real?? cheesy
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by MrCork: 8:40am On May 16, 2015
^^^ this ghana people are usually very emotional & juss wouldn't giv up...bro please take yor protest to the U.N and please please please

...
kinglekan..STOP DERAILING THE THREAD!!!
embarassed
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by MrCork: 8:36am On May 16, 2015
cowleg:
Good Morning Fellas, Please Join the Moving Train, Tohpahz is the answer.:

manutdrichie(m), MIzzGlozzee(f), Hope you guys will vote Tohpahz!!
..is she lightskin? angry
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by MrCork: 8:32am On May 16, 2015
kinglekan:
So many dumb cretins everywhere.

Well what do I expect from a cork?

Please do me a favour, take your lame, myopic and silly comments somewhere else. Maybe someone might actually gv a fvck.

Now get Missing!!! undecided

Adios Idiota
...correction...this mr cork isfrom London pekam & has wot we call *GORRILA MOINEY** (pounds sterling)....be nice to me & I will post u £10 to buy a suit ther in Nigeria.

....anyways back to the contest...hate it or love it.....the people hav spoken: HAIL SANDRAHNAUAB (Queen of Nairaland)
smiley
Romance › Re: Romancelanders Do We Hate Our Women ? by MrCork: 8:21am On May 16, 2015
falconey:
dude you need to get laid!.

I can sense your frustration of lack of punny, meanwhile you can get yourself a vaseline it helps trust me.

afford her? Is she a non-current asset? Dude in nigeria we don't sell our women we marry them! I'm curious dude how do you know a mechanic is that your vocation?
....bro no ofeense to yor picture profile face coz u looklike mechanic but not like roadside mechanic....i waz not abusin u....i waz juss describbin u..l lie?

...anyways back to the thread...TWACI lost the the Queen: SANDRAHNAUAB..periodd
angry
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by MrCork: 12:59am On May 16, 2015
kinglekan:
Dumb comment from a very dumb fellow.

Sowi I forgot to add, your opinion and comments are insignificant.

Adios Loser!!!


[size=20pt] #IRepTeamTWACIsmiley [/size]

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2388096_coollogocom5062531_gifdbb2fefbdd9e975d8678c04d0a1169c1
. ....bro,the most imporant ting that came outter yor mouth so far looks like a penn.is.....SANDRAHNAUAB already declared the winner....she won!! (no ofeense) embarassed
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by MrCork: 11:50pm On May 15, 2015
kinglekan:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/2388096_coollogocom5062531_gifdbb2fefbdd9e975d8678c04d0a1169c1

T~ Talented
W~Witty
A~ Admirable
C~ Charming
I~ Intelligent

[size=20pt] #IRepTeamTWACIsmiley [/size]
...PLEASE MOVE YOR GARANKOGBAGARISH REQUEST TO JOKE SECTION (no offeeense) angry
Events › Re: Happy Birthday CHIAM55 by MrCork: 10:52pm On May 15, 2015
..CHIAM55...HAPPY 25TH BIRTHDAY MA SWEET STRAWBERRYLOOKIN HAT! smiley

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