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Sacluxpaint:
Hahhaa I am sure you are used to deceiving your people in naija that all is well, when u r used to washing dishes for less than the minimum wage. I am sure for the past 10 years , you have been living in that peckham dump. Better try move forward in life then you can brag about being a Londoner. Its only those that are not enlightened and exposed you can fool around. U wan use peckham oppress, ode! Thanks for the 2 mentions for my one reply. The joke is on you bro... Wait a min, you are the JOKE.

...so u lived in London pekam (u bloody liar) and was deported after a week....correct?......( Bro..Be nice to me and I will kindly post u £10 to buy a suit ther in Nigeria (no ofeense)

Aminat508:
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Read my signature oooooo

...kaiii..yor ikebe bigger than subbied ikebe though....ok,let me look at yor ikebe again for only 2minute then I vote!

Aminat508:
Lol

..kaiiii

Aminat508:
Please vote for subbieD for Miss Nairaland 2015 Round 2


Cc : jacky101
Mistabiola
Dyt Danjo Airforce1
Orijin101
Enegod ijebabe
Aminat508
Koolhunk
Elpatch
BuntyJain
Ted1741
Xboyelyusuf
Chiam55
Dejaavuu
Aipete2


https://www.nairaland.com/2322733/miss-nairaland-contest-2015-elimination/6

...ok..no ofeense to SUBBIED's picture but how comes she had K leg?...is miss nairaland supose to hav K leg?....(juss askin)

Dygeasy:
Welcome Nairalanders!!! To the Sixth of its kind; The Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 Edition. I am DYGEASY, your host.

Today is day 2 of the contest. Hundreds of ladies were nominated to participate in this contest but only15 Were bold enough to accept their nominations and even went on to verify their Nominations. Yesterday we said our byes to 3 of them and we have just 12 of them left.

So here, I present to you the boldest and the most beautiful ladies on Nairaland vying for the ultimate crown.

You will see the ladies as you scroll down the page...

....bro..that Nneka123 chick look like London ice cream...this means she must get automatic entry to top ten miss nairaland contestants (real talk)

Dygeasy:
That's why we have those conditions in the rules.

....bro..that Nneka123 chick look like London ice cream...this means she must get automatic entry to top ten miss nairaland contestants (real talk)

[quote author=Sacluxpaint post=33882103][/quote]^^^ this boy shud be deported from Nigeria asap for that shallow statement: **i live in lakki but my neighbours are white**

...no ofeense to yor picture profile but yor clearly the kinda guy That enjoys smelling women's chairs ones they get up... I lie?

Sacluxpaint:
Trust me fam, ur in the slums of London and fyi, I live in Lekki phase 1. I stayed in that same London of yours some years back(but not peckham tufia)I had white folks as neighbours. So quit trash talking Nigeria because I prefer it than that ghetto area of yours. Does it snow in that Peckham area of yours? Its too ghetto there.

^^^^**I had white folks as neighbours**

.... finaly located the dumbest Homebase Nigerian. ..who the hell says that in 2015?.. So u live in lakki but u worship white people. B!tch, 3 of my employees are white....serrriousky, I ought to pull out my 17inches loong Kondo & slap yor Ghanalookin face wit it..b!tch! (no ofeennse)

Sacluxpaint:
U dey peckham dey make noise, remain small that place go resemble mile 2.

^^^ see this Homebase moforick broke azz albino tryna talk to a whole Londoner?...b!tch am I on yor level?.. Juss wonderin? (no ofeensse)

Jollyjoy:
no way! Is it be force ni?

...sweery I drove £28,000 (cash) range rover spot...thise usualy automaicaly mean I can get any woman I want....married or even sef, you. I no u no I no they no I clearly no u want me.. Everychick does!

. ..by the way who is this wissskid sef.....is he like yor 2pac ther in Nigeria coz we don't rAte him hear in London! (no ofeense)

vjsmiles:
[size=14pt] your becoming so fvvvking boring...
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..clearly suffarin ther in Nigeria..they usualy get very sensitivve(no ofeense)

Nicklouse:
This is my second nairaland account and not my original just for the sake of this post and other stuff. I recently married this beautiful 24 years old Lady about 4 months ago. We married in a church and the wedding was great. Our honeymoon was also great.

She is always demanding sex.. When i say NO she would romance and seduce me so much that i have no choice but to give in up to 8 times a day. Especially weekends. During the working days, she would ensure we copulate at least 3 times in the morning before she leaves for work and up to 3 times at Night before we sleep and sometimes in the car in traffic as our work places are very close so we leave together.

I am getting tired of this. The day she came visiting to my work place.. we had sex there in my office. I dont know whats in her head right now i need help. Nairalanders please help me.

I reported to her family they have ignored my complaints.. She is a very young, beautiful and irresistible girl so i can barely control my self even when i do not want it. I threatened to divorce her, she said i cannot divorce her just like that. She is right, i cannot. I wont dare judging by the family she is coming from. An iron born family.

I am now angry, sad, and confused.. She is even sleeping by my side as i type this i am sure by 5:00am tomorrow, another round.

....the number one rule: You don't take care of your home,someone else will..... QUIT MOANING like mugu & get some viagra if u cant catch up. ...pirrriod! (no ofeense)

Dygeasy:


Yes!

The Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 is in top gear now and it kicks off soon. This is the point where our different candidates get their supporters, campaign managers and teams.

Pitch your tent somewhere and make it count. Push that beautiful, confident lady to win the crown.

Did I tell you also this is the only contest on Nairaland where every one is a winner. We have prizes in Stock for every participant and as I speak right now it keeps filling up and increasing by the second.

Here's the current breakdown and is subject to changes as we move on;



1st Position : 5000 Naira OR more...

1st Runner-Up: 3000 NairaOR more...

2nd Runner-up 2000 OR more...

Data worth 1000 OR more...

Data worth 1000 OR more...

The Surplus will be shared among other contestants via recharge cards OR more...[b]

and to YOU! our audience, you're not left out.
[b][color=990000]We will reward three of our most diligent supporters/campaigners with [size=14pt]a month's worth of data subscription OR more, to any network of their choice.[/size][/color]

Things just got [color=007700] juiiiccier, innit?[/color]


Ladies, take this as an opportunity to showcase your beauty, your uniqueness, creativity, and knack for success!

Guys/Ladies....Which of them beautiful ladies would you rather campaign for?!
Make your pick NOW!!!!

I and on behalf of all members of The NLpageants situation room, hereby declare the campaigns open!!!




See you at the top


And Please note that Nomination and Verification is still open to all and sundry.

...how comes ishilove is not on the list??...we heard she is lightskin..originally

..OP..i hav a problem!

Lala247:
No i cant..

...sweery..serriously,we need to discuss the 3some thingy..me,u,chian55 & DrAigy....it will workout!

Lala247:
No i cant..

^^^BORING!!

Lala247:
Ahhh lol

Chiam55 abeg come n lock him up somewhere ... His mind needs detox

...lala..can u juss imagine u,chaim55 and DrAify gang up on me & Caine me wit horse whip?....3some.. Kaiiiii!

Lala247:
Lol

So wts happening down south

..kaiii...this Lala chick is so dirty minded...so u want me to go down on u?... So quickly?... U one fast chick,u no!

Jollyjoy:
this guy ! I dn't knw hw to qualify u. U are as useles as the P IN PHYSCOLOGY YET SILLY AS A BAt.

...sweery..juss tell me u want me or u love me & I will for give u...u no u do..dobt u?

Jollyjoy:
this guy ! I dn't knw hw to qualify u. U are as useles as the P IN PHYSCOLOGY YET SILLY AS A BAt.

...r u telln me that if I rip off my shirt u wouldn't jump on me?...STOP LYIN COZ I NO U WOULD...ama Londoner,u no!.