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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: 50 Reasons Dechandel's The Sweetest. ;D by MrCork: 2:44am On Mar 19, 2015
chipmunkey:
Oh no, this thread is for a different purpose. The first one has been moved to the dating section. You missed out on a lotta drama I tell ya!
The other thread is now in the dating section.
.....bro but what do u tink about Rokiatu? wink
Romance › Re: Guys, Do You Like Ladies Who Carries Dada by MrCork: 2:42am On Mar 19, 2015
ireneony:
pls guys speak your mind
there are diferrent kinds of dada e.g red dadagrin
...huh?...dada??....u mean daddy??... sweeery please spek English.... Nairaland is nota market place!! (no ofeeinse) angry
Romance › Re: Do We Have Every Right To Get Angry Or Not? by MrCork(op): 2:39am On Mar 19, 2015
Dimples192:
Hahaha so you have 2,0000p suit but no credit oh Mrcork you kill me!! You shoulda gone payphone and collect call her make her pay for giving you her number grin grin
....correction....not 2000 pence suit.... £2000 suit!! (cash) angry
Romance › Re: Women Lie To Hurt All Men: Prooof!! by MrCork(op): 2:38am On Mar 19, 2015
defendedvictim:
u mean u lie to all mans to protect them. Bro, how long u been g@y? No oofencccee angry
^^^this one clearly a mofo...they never gerrrrit! undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: 50 Reasons Dechandel's The Sweetest. ;D by MrCork: 2:36am On Mar 19, 2015
chipmunkey:
Not anymore. She just got hitched wiv me..grin
...how??....did she forget to respond to yor thread? (no ofeinse) undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: 50 Reasons Dechandel's The Sweetest. ;D by MrCork: 2:27am On Mar 19, 2015
chipmunkey:
. Yes she is light skinned with 50 shades of sweetness... kiss
....ok...whois Dechandel and where she at?...she single? angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: 50 Reasons Dechandel's The Sweetest. ;D by MrCork: 2:27am On Mar 19, 2015
chipmunkey:
Bro! But they are fair skinned. grin
...Bro...all IBO women are finer, light skin and they usualy hav 3 names: NNeka, Nkechi or Ngozi.......Ma only problem wit them is that they always hav beard and Mustach (no ofeeinse) angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: 50 Reasons Dechandel's The Sweetest. ;D by MrCork: 2:23am On Mar 19, 2015
...and who is this Dechandel IBO girl sef......is she light skin?? angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: 50 Reasons Dechandel's The Sweetest. ;D by MrCork: 2:22am On Mar 19, 2015
chipmunkey:
This thread is sequel to the (Hello Dechandel) thread that ferano locked for reasons best known to her.

Reason 1.

She's an Igbo girl. I've always had a thing for igbo girls. There are a couple of very nice and cute girls from the East on this forum and she happens to be one of them.

Dechandel bae, this is another thread dedicated to you... kiss



Now I sincerely hope that agbero girl has gone to sleep. lipsrsealed
....bro...aint IBO women the ones that have beard & mustach??..... I take it u r IBO...correct? (no ofeeinse) angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: 50 Reasons Dechandel's The Sweetest. ;D by MrCork: 2:19am On Mar 19, 2015
chipmunkey:
This thread is sequel to the (Hello Dechandel) thread that ferano locked for reasons best known to her.

Reason 1.

She's an Igbo girl. I've always had a thing for igbo girls. There are a couple of very nice and cute girls from the East on this forum and she happens to be one of them.

Dechandel bae, this is another thread dedicated to you... kiss



Now I sincerely hope that agbero girl has gone to sleep. lipsrsealed
angry
Romance › Re: Do We Have Every Right To Get Angry Or Not? by MrCork(op): 2:16am On Mar 19, 2015
ronald4lif:
Lol! Are you not suppose to dial any number a girl give you to be sure if it's valid. angry
....dial?? ...bro wot if u don't hav credit? angry
Romance › Re: Do We Have Every Right To Get Angry Or Not? by MrCork(op): 2:13am On Mar 19, 2015
Orijin101:
_Fuck you cork
_Fuck you
^^^^^I think she is upset!! undecided
Romance › Re: Do We Have Every Right To Get Angry Or Not? by MrCork(op): 2:12am On Mar 19, 2015
Romance › Re: What Is The Reason Why Girls Ingnore Guys? by MrCork: 2:11am On Mar 19, 2015
umukorophillip:
Is this not ignorance: what is the reason why some girls are fond of ignoring their male counterpart on social networks like whatsapp, bbm, badoo, facebook, 2go etc. yet they pray and fast for husbands to come and marry them? Guys please i need your opinion.
...see yor head like Guinea fowl.....don't they hav nice English name like Kelly, Brian,Wendy,sally, Bingo or MArk in that Nigeria??.....Bro, how do u expet females to take u serrrious when u hav name like Umumukokororolipilipi??... You home base people mennnnn!! (no ofeeinse) angry
Romance › Re: Do We Have Every Right To Get Angry Or Not? by MrCork(op): 11:14pm On Mar 18, 2015
Dimples192:
@Op just get the message she just wasn't into you. Move on tongue
...move on to where? ......mars?.... Sweeery, ma suit is £2,200 (Armani Collezioni Diamond Twill Wool-Silk Suit from London Harrods)! angry
Romance › Do We Have Every Right To Get Angry Or Not? by MrCork(op): 10:32pm On Mar 18, 2015
....Guys...serrriously...how do you feel when u where nice suit and yet.......babe gives you fake number.

....please advise!
angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hello Y'all by MrCork: 9:05pm On Mar 18, 2015
QueenEfe:
smiley Saying hi †̥ everybody in the house. angryI'm new here tho
..see yor head like ostrich egg... Sweeeery..may I remind u that am from London & I drive £28,000 (cash) range rover spot!! (no ofeeense)
Health › Re: My Doctor Told Me That Am Infected With HIV Without Prior Notice Of The Test! by MrCork: 7:33pm On Mar 18, 2015
...this home base people mennnn!! undecided
Health › Re: My Doctor Told Me That Am Infected With HIV Without Prior Notice Of The Test! by MrCork: 7:33pm On Mar 18, 2015
cescky:
your brain is probably soaked with soakaway water or something

uve been this way since inception on nairaland.....grow up guy ur not funny again but da-ft

is your brain so warped? all you want to is poke fun at serious life issues...yes, the profile says male(so do many females) didnt you read and see the part she mentioned vagina?

dont know why am wasting my precious time on your hopeless case.

if u want to show you have some real brains make some sense in your posts and not your stewpid and childish no offence rubish.

as for your question
go and ask your mother
..b!tch pliease calm down & let's talk like gentlemen....no nid for violence....didn't u hear him say he gots aid but he ain't gay??... ...muss u always act like home basebnigerian and cuss?

....brother ..is everything in that Nigeria always about cussin? (no ofennsce)
embarassed
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hello Y'all by MrCork: 7:29pm On Mar 18, 2015
QueenEfe:
smiley Saying hi †̥ everybody in the house. I'm new here tho
.are u light skin? angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hello Y'all by MrCork: 7:29pm On Mar 18, 2015
QueenEfe:
smiley Saying hi †̥ everybody in the house. I'm new here tho
angry
Celebrities › Re: Basketmouth Buys Brand New N26 Million Lexus 570 (Photo) by MrCork: 7:25pm On Mar 18, 2015
...and then he had the opacity to ask me what I do for livin.....how dare. He ask a london gangsta what he do...Shud hav slap his face.. Goat! angry
Celebrities › Re: Basketmouth Buys Brand New N26 Million Lexus 570 (Photo) by MrCork: 7:23pm On Mar 18, 2015
...basket mouth...very ugly boy...I met the mofo 3 weeks ago hear in London and he kept steeerin at me like a gay mofo....the eddddiot called me fine boy no pimples.. Do I loook gay to the goat? (no ofeeense) angry
Celebrities › Re: Basketmouth Buys Brand New N26 Million Lexus 570 (Photo) by MrCork: 7:22pm On Mar 18, 2015
9jaroof:
Comedian Basketmouth just bought himself a brand 2015 Lexus 570 SUV worth a whopping N26m. His friend and colleague Bovi shared a pic of the car on instagram and wrote

"Just got back from the naming ceremony of@basketmouth new baby. We named her Aunty Maria#2015model #tearrubber #talentmoney. Congrats bro"


https://instagram.com/p/0X5-zWJRNI/
...rubbbbish,,,,u people in tat Nigeria is tripping over ordnary brand new Lexus......I guess u will treat me as king if I land wit ma £28'000 (cash) range rover spot!! angry
Celebrities › Re: Basketmouth Buys Brand New N26 Million Lexus 570 (Photo) by MrCork: 7:19pm On Mar 18, 2015
9jaroof:
Comedian Basketmouth just bought himself a brand 2015 Lexus 570 SUV worth a whopping N26m. His friend and colleague Bovi shared a pic of the car on instagram and wrote

"Just got back from the naming ceremony of@basketmouth new baby. We named her Aunty Maria#2015model #tearrubber #talentmoney. Congrats bro"


https://instagram.com/p/0X5-zWJRNI/
angry
Health › Re: My Doctor Told Me That Am Infected With HIV Without Prior Notice Of The Test! by MrCork: 6:42pm On Mar 18, 2015
cescky:
your studity is usualy funny and i laugh

am a fan ....if i may use that word, but here you just plain low and an hediot.

@op
retest in another hospital

2)seek God... there are many cases of people getting cured in churches( winners chapel,christ embassy, etc) if you believe you can be healed
...bro...gay people have aids and I nevar said u hav aid coz u gay and I hav notin against gay people.....bro I like elton John......all am ask is how loong u been gay (no ofeeense) angry
Romance › Re: Sadly by MrCork: 3:43pm On Mar 18, 2015
creamydude:
bro, u stay in your 1 room face me I face you and be forming I am in london in need of light skin babe with Etisalat free 10 mb. (No offeince)
...u in London?...which London u is??.....Bro I strongly advise u to STOP LYIN b4 I swaaaaar for u... U homebase people mennn!! undecided
Romance › Re: My Dear Beloved Ladies by MrCork: 3:34pm On Mar 18, 2015
pastorKosiso:
I appreciate the fact that you are beautiful
I appreciate the fact that you have a nice body and physique and according to most guys you were born on a Sunday....
I appreciate the fact that you attend or attended a nice university and can speak so well like the queen of England.
I appreciate the fact that you have over 5,000 friends on Facebook(congratulations)
I appreciate the fact that you smell so nice that one can imagine heaven...
BUT that is not enough

If you lack home training
Can't even boil water or cook white yam
No respect for elders and people you meet outside
Then those beautiful things you think you have are worthless.
No man wants a liability for a wife and that is why real men can't take you to see their mum....
So creamy sweety or sugar ( like you love to be called)
If you hate the gospel of Christ
If you hate to listen to your pastor preach because you claim he is boring
Then you will be boring to a real man...
Guys may love you, but just remember that most guys go for ANYTHING under skirt....
You can't boost of a bible? Not even the free Gideon small bible? How shameful

I don't want to sound so spiritual, but believe me when i say everything here on earth is more spiritual than you can imagine.

To meet the right man you have to be spiritual (prayerfully ask God)
To get a job you have to be spiritual ( so as to become the preferred choice candidate)
To buy something from the market you have to be spiritual (so you won't buy fake)
So you see? Stop blaming the government and your family and get on you knees....
It is never too late....not with Jesus...
....PAstor.. the only topic our black women want to hear is Brazillian wig (no ofeeinse) undecided
Romance › Re: Sadly by MrCork: 3:28pm On Mar 18, 2015
creamydude:
Bro, I have never known you reasonable. Did you forget your brain on that light skinned puzzy? (No offience)
...U create thread simply becuz babe reject u and then u get agresive when we try to giv u advise..

...bro...ma prfesional advise: ..U a lost soul! (no ofeeinse)
undecided
Romance › Re: What Should We Call These Set Of Ladies? by MrCork: 3:11pm On Mar 18, 2015
eddysernal:
here is it...what general name should we call babes,girls,women,ladies that demand for sumthing(cash or kind) esp. cash after or before sex.point is if a guy gives a girl cash or gift after sex and she collects it then what is she? some people say na olosho, some say na ashawo educated ones call them call girls others just go with babes not to hurt their ego buh i call them prostitutes and girl wey ask me for anything playfully or jokinly before or after sex,even if na my babe ofcourse i can marry d bitch
,.....bro u sound like one of those poor mugu that call women gold diggers simply becuz u cant afford them .... Goat!(no ofeiinse) ( undecided
Romance › Re: Sadly by MrCork: 3:05pm On Mar 18, 2015
creamydude:
bro, the curse upon your head has no cure. (no offeeeinse)
....u putup a thread sayn yor saddnes has no cure and then u start cussin cuz u need advise..... Bro is yor head ok? (no ofeeinse) undecided
Health › Re: My Doctor Told Me That Am Infected With HIV Without Prior Notice Of The Test! by MrCork: 2:38pm On Mar 18, 2015
kenonze:
Dear NL, I went to a chemist to explain my health challenges but was referred to see a doctor in a nearby clinic.

When I got to the clinic, being my first time ever to visit a normal hospital set up, I was confused with protocol however got to see the doctor and gave him all the answers to the numerous questions he asked.

He told me that I should run some test including taking sample from my vagina.

I was told to come for the results the next day which I did. Before now, my boyfriend has done some test and insisted I should see a doctor.

When I got to the doctor for my results and probably to start up treatment, the doctor was in his office, strangely he stood up and hugged me warmly. I was like could it be because of my new hairdo or makeover?

He offered me a seat and raised a topic off the main issue why I came.

I wasn't moved until he keep talking as if he wanted to tell me that I failed an exams. Curiosity were all over me until he finally told me that I have the deadly virus.(HIV)

The gum I was chewing just fell off my mouth, I started sweating on my palms and nose. I held the chair firmly for support but was almost dead.

He told me that it was for my best interest to know now than later when I might come down with bigger signs and symptoms.

I never told him to include HIV test,

I can barely eat since then.

I have lost weight.

I see the doctor as a monster.

Please advise me on what to do.



This happened to my friend in bayelsa.
She needed advise if at all she will listen.
....dyammm..bro u gots aids?....how looong u been gay? (no ofeeinse) angry

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