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Romance › From Us To You.... We Love You Dearly!!! by MrCork(op): 1:34pm On Apr 24, 2015

LETTER TO THE LIGHT SKIN FEMALES!!!

Dear light skin Sweeeries,

We thank u for lookin light SKIN , much more beauriful than the normal female, far much more sexier lookin, the closest thing to white women and especially half cast females.....we thank you.

On behalf of all men, I am here to tell you that YOU THE BEST....... Why? .....because society once made me feel its not about my good look, but Never let ANYONE, or ANYTHING tell you different. ...Light skin females look like ice cream.

love it or hate it....YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL LIGHT SKIN NUBIAN QUEEN AND TRUSS ME, OTHER FEMALES ARE NO MATCH.

...From us to you...all men prefa you dearly!! wink

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Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Draw Their Eye Brows This Way? by MrCork: 1:19pm On Apr 24, 2015

Svelteb:
The lady is pretty it is just the shape of the carved brow that doesn't suit her....she no worwor oo

....huh?.....looookin like man is preety??...serrrrioisly...am goin bak to bed, laters!!! angry

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Romance › Re: She Can Do What The BIG GIRLS Do by MrCork: 1:11pm On Apr 24, 2015

Baba419:
Last night when your mum came to give it to me

She inspired me sef

...brother..you sound like one of those Nigeria Idol rejects and I bet u r a home base Nigerian.. I lie? undecided

Celebrities › Re: Throwback Picture Of Lola Omotayo In 2006 by MrCork: 1:09pm On Apr 24, 2015

eagleeyez:
Shjurrup over there. "Clement" anyanwu. Even if na true, you no be man of honor. Y kiss and spill? Haba you are immatured and should not be trusted in even simple business deals

....bro truss me, she not a big deal.. I nyanshed her 4 times back in the day, 3 times at ma place and juss once at her place. I spoke to her only 2 years ago. why wud I lie I nyansh half cast babe when I only date light skin females? huh?...she no big deal! undecided

Celebrities › Re: Throwback Picture Of Lola Omotayo In 2006 by MrCork: 1:04pm On Apr 24, 2015

callistus124:
[img]http://1.bp..com/-GHR2bHCRQvE/VTkb9tVRTgI/AAAAAAAAFrw/30RCdu3ufW8/s1600/lola%2Bomotayo%2Bgangsta.jpg[/img]
Wow!! Was she a gansta indeed?
Wife of Peter Okoye, Lola Omotayo posted this picture with the tag
"#TBT Miami 2006.....na wa! When i was gangsta....lol! #girlshavingfun #jaiyejaiye #frienship"
The picture is pretty cool!!
You like?

https://instagram.com/p/10uGxuFusw/

....I used to Nyansh this chick back in the day when she waz in London......we use to call her Motorola (truss me) angry

Romance › Re: Nairaland's Most Beautiful Girls? by MrCork: 12:59pm On Apr 24, 2015

RapLawd:
when I say most beautiful,I ain't talking about light skinned babes alone, I'm talking about real beauty, being it dark skinned, yellow skinned,brown skinned, green skinned or whatever color of skin she's possessed...

So who are the most beautiful girls on Nairaland so far

Cc...

Tallesty...

Naijaboi...

Lalasticalala...

Wristwatch...

RomanceLander...

and Co...

.,,.ok...so u sayn light skin females are not beaurifull?? ....bro I don't mean to sound rudes but are u a mechanic? (no oofeinse) angry

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Romance › Re: Nairaland's Most Beautiful Girls? by MrCork: 12:57pm On Apr 24, 2015

RapLawd:
when I say most beautiful,I ain't talking about light skinned babes alone, I'm talking about real beauty, being it dark skinned, yellow skinned,brown skinned, green skinned or whatever color of skin she's possessed...

So who are the most beautiful girls on Nairaland so far

Cc...

Tallesty...

Naijaboi...

Lalasticalala...

Wristwatch...

RomanceLander...

and Co...

Romance › Re: Boy Films Girlfriend Fighting His Mum . by MrCork: 12:43pm On Apr 24, 2015

Lala247:
Im wteva u want me to b
Can u pick me up say like 7pm, in ur Range rover the one u paid £28.000 cash for

...sweeery...ok, so you want me to drive down to Nigeria...all the way from Pekam, S. E London?? undecided

Romance › Re: Boy Films Girlfriend Fighting His Mum . by MrCork: 12:35pm On Apr 24, 2015

Lala247:
Oga long time

...are u light skin? angry

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Romance › Re: How Do You Enjoy Kissing? by MrCork: 12:34pm On Apr 24, 2015

PervyByNature:
How do u enjoy kissing? I've noticed that most chics kiss the upper lip. When kissing, do you go for the upper lip or lower lip?

....so woman have never kisss u in yor life?? ..really?... Bro are u a homebase Nigerian? (no oofeinse) undecided

Romance › Re: Boy Films Girlfriend Fighting His Mum . by MrCork: 12:10pm On Apr 24, 2015

Lala247:
I know what guy would let their gf do this ... Smh

Crime › Re: Man Murdered While Jogging In Lagos (photo) by MrCork: 12:09pm On Apr 24, 2015

MadCow1:
London?

Nigger puleeeze.. You could get shanked (stabbed) in London as a dare..

That is why the big boys like us don't go to London, but rather Switzerland..

....bro u cant compare my London to yor Swaziland...wher u hav ZUlu people chasin u people up & down with BOW and arrow....U home base people are all the same, mennnnnn! (no oofeinse) angry

Romance › Re: This Is How A Faithful Man Looks Like (pic) by MrCork: 12:07pm On Apr 24, 2015

rokiatu:
Lmao Kayne thou....this guy got no chill.... hahahahahaha

.....KAIIIIIII... LOOOK ROKIATU AGAIN.... I TINK AM GONNNNO *POUR*..... I SWAAAR!! tongue

Crime › Re: Man Murdered While Jogging In Lagos (photo) by MrCork: 12:04pm On Apr 24, 2015

....THIS IS WHY WE LONDONERS CANNOT COME TO THAT F***ED UP NIGERIA...SERRRIOUSLY...CANT EVEN GO FOR A WALK OR JOGGGIN

...DYAMMM, WE HATE THAT PLACE!!! (NO OOFEINSE) angry

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Romance › Re: Why Are Guys So Unpredictable by MrCork: 11:41am On Apr 24, 2015

Vikky014:
hahahahahahahahahahaha*Falls from mango tree

^^^^^ kaiiii...see boooobsi!! (no pic) cheesy

Romance › Re: Why Are Guys So Unpredictable by MrCork: 11:40am On Apr 24, 2015

smylyzee:
Why are guys so mean and unpredictable?
If a lady refuses to have sex with her bf he dumps her for a gal who is good in bed and if she agrees to have sex, she then becomes a slut he can't get married to. what a life....
#justthinkingoutloud

....are u light skin? angry

Romance › Re: Why Are Guys So Unpredictable by MrCork: 11:39am On Apr 24, 2015

smylyzee:
Why are guys so mean and unpredictable?
If a lady refuses to have sex with her bf he dumps her for a gal who is good in bed and if she agrees to have sex, she then becomes a slut he can't get married to. what a life....
#justthinkingoutloud

Romance › Re: She Can Do What The BIG GIRLS Do by MrCork: 11:38am On Apr 24, 2015

Baba419:
When a small girl begins to think like this, you should know it's over.

....bro, I don't mean to sound rudes but when waz the last time u had full 3 course meal? (no oofeinse) angry

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Romance › Re: What Is Wrong With This Picture? by MrCork: 1:01pm On Mar 20, 2015

lalasticlala:
https://mobile.twitter.com/MusadiqZ/media/grid?idx=2&tid=578625126117277699

....bro..that's how normal people dance at disco parrys.... Are u gay? (no ofeeense) angry

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Politics › Re: Nigerian Group 'muslims Against Terror' Denounce ISIS, Boko Haram by MrCork: 12:59pm On Mar 20, 2015

drstrategy:
jus
listen to urself.... stop bein childish man.... n fr
ur information , am a muslim.. muslims are peace loving people....

....yea right....who dose boko worship??.... u can nevar see me travelin to a muslim country for holiday..

...Bro u people are the same world wide ans should move to an other planet!!

...freee Dom of spech is not illegal (no ofeeense) angry

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Romance › Re: What Is Wrong With This Picture? by MrCork: 12:56pm On Mar 20, 2015

lalasticlala:
https://mobile.twitter.com/MusadiqZ/media/grid?idx=2&tid=578625126117277699

...u gay mofo...... That's how people dance normaly... Goat!! ( no ofeeense) angry

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Politics › Re: Nigerian Group 'muslims Against Terror' Denounce ISIS, Boko Haram by MrCork: 10:19am On Mar 20, 2015

drstrategy:
wats dis fool talkin about....u lack knowledge of the reality onground.....wise up man

.....wise up how?....brother ..since when did anybory like muslims??....even u sef don't like those people.... all they do is marry 4 wifes inludin under girls an then make the world oncomfort table place to live in (no ofeeinse) angry

Politics › Re: Nigerian Group 'muslims Against Terror' Denounce ISIS, Boko Haram by MrCork: 7:37pm On Mar 19, 2015

Joyful77:
Christians also marry many women and marry small girls. I'm tired of christians and their hypocrisy!

.....bro...you muslim people nid go bak to Mars....earth is full (no offiense) angry

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Politics › Re: Nigerian Group 'muslims Against Terror' Denounce ISIS, Boko Haram by MrCork: 3:38pm On Mar 19, 2015

sameer1212:

....am glad u agree muslims people muss nevar be trusted coz they all the same.....Freedum of speech is not illeagall! (no ofeinse) angry

Romance › Re: Do We Have Every Right To Get Angry Or Not? by MrCork(op): 3:27pm On Mar 19, 2015

pinkycute:

...ok...so u one of those chicks that giv guys fake nomba....abi? angry

Politics › Re: Nigerian Group 'muslims Against Terror' Denounce ISIS, Boko Haram by MrCork: 3:25pm On Mar 19, 2015

sameer1212:
Mr Cork can u please stop typing nonsense..

...see yor NIgeria head like Guinea fowl...bro so r u tellin me Muslims domt hav 12 wifes in that Nigeria inclusdin marrying 12 years oold girls?? I lie? undecided

Romance › Re: Naija Guyz And Foreign Accent What For? by MrCork: 3:24pm On Mar 19, 2015

ronald4lif:
Who do I even quote and leave the other. A lot of mix up here.

I have watched Soyinka speak severally and I couldn't find any trace of British accent from the way he speak. Na wa ohh.

Fact is, if you weren't born in Britain or spent your childhood years there your British accent is likely a fake. A lot of people just rap words thinking that's how Brits speak. I laugh. Only about 2 in 10 of those who have migrated and living permanently for years in the UK has the British accent, though not even perfect. Needless to say tourists who just visit on holidays or rap words thinking they have British accent.

If them no born you for UK, or you spent your childhood in Britain your British accent is most likely fake.

Quote me with Nigerians who weren't born or grew up here with British accent let's compare their accent to Brits, with available videos on YouTube.

.....bro r u sayn WOle Soyinka is Jamaican??......u home base people mennnnn!!! dyaaam!! undecided

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