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charles009:
Hey Hommies, I have found a fast way to get to Lay Nigerian girls.

very simple steps, Agree on a date, pick them up, pretend you are out of cash and insist you wanna use an ATM.

Give her your card, expose your pin then tell her to make a lump withdrawal like 50k, 100 thereabout!

11 out of 10 naija babes, would want to see your account balance.

As usual my account balance is always fat, I mean FAT. so make sure yours is too..

Most times they go wan use style and sweet word kill me, as in say me na mugu. lol

In the morning, I drop you off, stop by a popular eatery, buy you jollof rice and chicken. and then make promises of seeing you later that evening.

once i match my accelerator, I swear, you are on your won<<<<<<<

please make sure you safeguard your ATM card wella. i usually hide mine inside my bag of rice.

blessedvisky:
see for yourselves. Guys, oya come and deny

blessedvisky:
see for yourselves. Guys, oya come and deny

tmodeltoluene:
this is real ladies

lalasticlala:
https://mobile.twitter.com/4eyedmonk/media/grid?idx=3

prettythicksme:
he has another acct with a new moniker start with letter B!!

frankmoney:
no offense taken ....since you cannot deduce a simple joke

2dice:
borrow money do wedding
and after wedding nkor?

frankmoney:
Facebook girls be like :
if today is Monday , tomorrow will be Tuesday
and yesterday was Sunday

Likes: 480

comments :
* omg so true !!!
* wow this is wisdom !
* realest shit !
* word !!!!!
* I needed that

mirexxx:
u sha don craze b4

mirexxx:
get lucky
yep i can u?

mirexxx:
funny how u just made my day! can't stop laffin

mirexxx:
go dig ur grave! animal

prettythicksme:
mirexx might not b light skin but she is pretty

2dice:
Mr cork with his cock brain..

qinbeauty:
Farano and marieole. They are so beautiful
www.nairaland.com/marieolae
www.nairaland.com/farano

mirexxx:
deluded ape! now shift!

prettythicksme:
wetin dey ur mind?

mirexxx:

y d face man?

mirexxx:
yes i'm fat and beautiful
i'm in no competition with anyone so i don't give a flying Bleep about my name being there or not!!
u guys should do better things with your time

mirexxx:
yes i'm fat and beautiful
i'm in no competition with anyone so i don't give a flying Bleep about my name being there or not!!
u guys should do better things with your time

qinbeauty:
Farano and marieole. They are so beautiful
www.nairaland.com/marieolae
www.nairaland.com/farano

qinbeauty:
Farano and marieole. They are so beautiful
www.nairaland.com/marieolae
www.nairaland.com/farano

2dice:
Why is it only In a Nigeria wedding..
70% of the Groom don't smile on their wedding day
But if the see the Bride ehn... Dancing machine can't compete with her..

funmo:
THIS SEXUAL DISCRIMINATION ON NAIRALAND MUST STOP


No be joke, I've observed this a lot. Have you noticed how girls' pictures have hundred of likes? And guys' owns beg for likes. I'm a case study. I mean, it's saddening, heartbreaking and unjustifiable!!! And I hear rumours of girls getting a lot of pms because of their pictures (I've only sent like 2 or 3 pms to girls sha. Only one replied, and she don get boyfriend). Brothers!!! I've made attempt to always upload my best and finest, and sometimes photo-shopped/ photo-company pictures, one single pm I no get. Not even an a.m. What is all these? And why?


Some girls will comment just a dot on a thread, and Viola! Fifty likes. I don write tire, never ever had five likes. Oh! Because I'm a guy shey? No worry, I ma turn cat-fish asap! I've heard of cases of guys toasting girls, and even getting married to them on this dollarland platform, but why can't girls toast me too? I mean, the boy is cute and fine AND EVEN BEAUTIFUL, he got talents and skills and will soon become a super star! Yea! E sure for me die (and p.s, all my topics will hit f.p by the time I hit limelight, you will see na)... yet no girl makes attempt to do the "I just wanna know you more, no string attached " move on me. Is OK!

All ye feminists, you see why that equality y'all be yearning for won't come soon huh? I mean, what does it take for a girl to dedicate minutes to view boys' d.ps? And for her to ask them out on a date? Or at worst a calendar... I think equality must also come with doing what is only believed must be done by men! Isn't it always said a woman can do what a man can do bera?

This must stop!!! Girls! Start stopping this discrimination! If you like a comment, like it. Do so to the pictures too. You can't always be at the receiving end at all times.


SAY NO TO SEXUAL DISCRIMINATION, ON NAIRALAND OR ANYWHERE


Oya girls start to follow and like me... I love you all

And guys, sign this petition by doing the needful

GrassEater:
do you have girlfriend ?? you sound frustated .. read this post and solve your problem https://www.nairaland.com/1907114/solve-relationship-problem-here

GrassEater:
do you have girlfriend ?? you sound frustated .. read this post and solve your problem https://www.nairaland.com/1907114/solve-relationship-problem-here

sylviasilifah:
Nollywood actress, Angela okorie posted this photo on instagram with the caption ‘ what ya say?’ hot or hian?

More photos here; http://www.360nobs.com/2015/03/angela-okories-new-look-hot-or-hian/

lalasticlala:
The actress rocked this gown to the AMVCA Award. ..

https://instagram.com/p/z767lHuOtQ/

lalasticlala:
The actress rocked this gown to the AMVCA Award. ..

https://instagram.com/p/z767lHuOtQ/