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Romance › Re: Ladies! Which is sexier - The British Or American Accent? by MrCork: 7:51pm On Mar 11, 2015

Hila12:
Not the forced accent on Nigerian radio though lol. I am talking about the natural British or American accent - which do you fancy more? I appreciate the 'posh' and cockney(south england) accent lol. What's yours?

Events › Re: Happy Birthday Ritababe by MrCork: 7:50pm On Mar 11, 2015

Cutehector:
lol u mean ritababe and rokiatu are dsame?

...clearly English not yor forst language,,,,r u from Ghana?...Goat!! (no oofense) angry

Events › Re: Happy Birthday Ritababe by MrCork: 6:40am On Mar 11, 2015

Cutehector:
Who is ritababe? I hav smth for u

...he means rokiatu!! angry

Romance › Re: Advice Needed Urgently Pls.... by MrCork: 11:05pm On Mar 10, 2015

wisefizz:
Pls I need your advice friends One army guy is
seriously disturbing my girlfriend
And I want to go and
meet him in the barrack and give him
serious warning
Should I go pls I need your advice fast
cos my blood dey hot!!!

NO JOKE PLS....

...bro...if I waz the army guy, I wud slap yor face twice coz of yor insecurity......you hav no business wit the guy. Yor problem shoud be wit yor girl who is clearly playn u & enjoyn the attention.

....my advise.....dumb the gadddemm home base b!tch quick or else yor heart will be broken big time (trusss me) angry

Romance › Re: Advice Needed Urgently Pls.... by MrCork: 10:59pm On Mar 10, 2015

wisefizz:
Pls I need your advice friends One army guy is
seriously disturbing my girlfriend
And I want to go and
meet him in the barrack and give him
serious warning
Should I go pls I need your advice fast
cos my blood dey hot!!!

NO JOKE PLS....

...ok....gimmmme his name n address!! angry

Celebrities › Re: Super Cute! Mercy Johnson & Husband, Odianosen Lovely In Blue by MrCork: 10:57pm On Mar 10, 2015

prettyprettywow:
The nollywood actress and her husband tool this lovely picture recently at the British Embassy. They sure look good together. See another photo after the cut....

http://chynaduru..com/2015/03/super-cute-mercy-johnson-husband.html

..cute how.....is she light skin?.... U home base people mennnn!! undecided

Celebrities › Re: Super Cute! Mercy Johnson & Husband, Odianosen Lovely In Blue by MrCork: 10:56pm On Mar 10, 2015

prettyprettywow:
The nollywood actress and her husband tool this lovely picture recently at the British Embassy. They sure look good together. See another photo after the cut....

http://chynaduru..com/2015/03/super-cute-mercy-johnson-husband.html

Romance › Re: Why Are Most Independent Office Women So Arrogant And Disrespectful? by MrCork: 6:30pm On Mar 10, 2015

jadaugo:
i am not surprised that most independent women are not married...the truth is no African man can live with most of them. They are so rude, so bossy headed and bitchy and very mean. It's so bad that they think that no man can tell them what to do.

pls am i the only one who has noticed this?

.....bro...maybe its becuz u lack comunication skills to expres yor sef probaly like an educated guy......an to be honest....I think the problem is english graaama (no ofeeense) angry

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Agriculture › Re: Deadliest Snakes In Africa: 10 African Snakes To Respect And Fear by MrCork: 5:48pm On Mar 10, 2015

somegirl1:
You eat humans and entire states in London?

..^^^^ see this mango head girl....sweeery do I no u? (no oofeinse) undecided

Health › Re: A Must See Photo: Side Effect Of Using Booty Enlargement Pill by MrCork: 4:30pm On Mar 10, 2015

rokiatu:
but I don't wanna be light skin na cork I am in between

...sweeery as loooong as u hav that nyansh...u r officialy light skin...pirrrrriod!! angry

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Jokes Etc › Re: Y Do Most Nairalanders Dislike D Mod Sexkillz?? by MrCork: 4:29pm On Mar 10, 2015

chymystique:
I ve Noticed that Some Peeps here Dnt lik d MOD Sexkillz.. Their Signatures Says Ill abt him esp about him Molesting ppl.. Is he Gay or Wah??

..sexxskillz..that albino Ghana loookin skiinnny gay loookin Somali wannabe she goat??.....sweeery pls move this thread to joke section!! angry

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Jokes Etc › Re: Y Do Most Nairalanders Dislike D Mod Sexkillz?? by MrCork: 4:27pm On Mar 10, 2015

chymystique:
I ve Noticed that Some Peeps here Dnt lik d MOD Sexkillz.. Their Signatures Says Ill abt him esp about him Molesting ppl.. Is he Gay or Wah??

Agriculture › Re: Deadliest Snakes In Africa: 10 African Snakes To Respect And Fear by MrCork: 4:26pm On Mar 10, 2015

...ok...we in London are eatin pissssa, chicken, apple pie, salad, mcdonalds, Kentucky, burger king kebab......and u people are praud to show picture of snake u eat??

....serrrrriously, am goin bak to bed. ...laters!! undecided

Romance › Re: All Males Are The Same (pix) by MrCork: 4:23pm On Mar 10, 2015

blessedvisky:
a beg no call me that again. its an insult to dark-skin person like me. have you heard?

...bro quit tryin to impress me coz u r clearly gay....u waz happy to poste picture of 12 naaaaked men earlier and now u barkin of claiming u ain't gay.....don't u want to be role model for yor gay friends on nairaland?... Br praud...gadeeemit! angry

Health › Re: A Must See Photo: Side Effect Of Using Booty Enlargement Pill by MrCork: 4:18pm On Mar 10, 2015

immortalvoices:
Lmaoo so ladies if u'v gat azzz like rokiatu, even if u ar dark skin...

Neva to worry because in MrCock 's mind u ar an automatic light skin chai goddemit pirrriod

...bro....rokiatu,s azzzz is serrrriously unique and all men hav agreed she is light skin...pirrriod!! angry

Romance › Re: Guys,make Your Choice by MrCork: 4:15pm On Mar 10, 2015

princejenks:
So guys,which one would you choose;a beautiful wife or a good cook? I think I'd go for the good cook and give her money for a good make over. D

.Ok..so...u telln us to choooose be tween light skin babe and that girl?....bro, r u ok? (no ofeeense) angry

Romance › Re: Ladies With Fake Old Age by MrCork: 4:04pm On Mar 10, 2015

Xavierkings:
Have u noticed that a bunch of ladies in social media now quote their ages to the 40s and 50s when their profile pic shows them to b less than 35.

What happened to the age of reducing their ages by 20 years now they increase it by 25 years.....

What's d game plan? Men still know u r younger than dat.

^^^^^ side effect of rejection!!! embarassed

Agriculture › Re: Photo: Man Using Cow Urine To Bath by MrCork: 4:01pm On Mar 10, 2015

deawong:
those picture i drop on nairaland nowadays are so crazy..this one got my stomach burst
[img]http://2.bp..com/-aCr_rpGYPcY/VP7w-t3DI2I/AAAAAAAABKo/osUJcLD-PDc/s1600/piss.jpg[/img]
OMG!!! i cant believe this look clearly into the picture above if you can see it zoom it...what can you say about this?
http://..com/

..IBO people mennnnn....drink cow pisss?......they don't sell ice water ther in Nigeria?....I give up!!! undecided

Health › Re: A Must See Photo: Side Effect Of Using Booty Enlargement Pill by MrCork: 3:58pm On Mar 10, 2015

rokiatu:
but I am not light skin

...u loook like nicki minaj....which makes u automatically light skin and We love that nyansh....pirrrriod!!! angry

Romance › Re: All Males Are The Same (pix) by MrCork: 3:56pm On Mar 10, 2015

blessedvisky:
Tufiaka!! me ke maybe u are referring to one of Ur relatives but definitely not me!!! God forbid evil thing!! >:-( >:-(

....what's the big deal about been gay??.... Bro u hav no tin to be are shame of. U Waz happy to put up picture of 12 naaaaked men and now u backin of...abi?.... Bro enjoy yor freedom...u r gay. Truss me!! angry

Health › Re: A Must See Photo: Side Effect Of Using Booty Enlargement Pill by MrCork: 3:51pm On Mar 10, 2015

...kaiii...see rokiatu!!! tongue

Romance › Re: All Males Are The Same (pix) by MrCork: 3:50pm On Mar 10, 2015

blessedvisky:
I no talk say make you vote naw. or did I?

...so u the kinda guy that enjoys watching men sweat in gym...abi??...BRO....U R GAY!!!!! (no oofiense) angry

Health › Re: A Must See Photo: Side Effect Of Using Booty Enlargement Pill by MrCork: 3:37pm On Mar 10, 2015

rokiatu:
the cork that I know don't like dark skin chick thou, the azzzz must be really fine.

...well...azzzzz gives a lady automatic pass mark to light skin.....that's the rule book...meanin yor light skin! wink

Health › Re: A Must See Photo: Side Effect Of Using Booty Enlargement Pill by MrCork: 3:25pm On Mar 10, 2015

rokiatu:
was she light skin?

..but yours loook classy!

Health › Re: A Must See Photo: Side Effect Of Using Booty Enlargement Pill by MrCork: 3:22pm On Mar 10, 2015

rokiatu:
was she light skin?

...dak skin but she gots azzzzzzz.....gademmmmit....she gots heavy duty azzzzzzzzz.... Serrrious azzzzzz@. She makes the heart pump 50 million times a second..truss me!! cheesy

Health › Re: A Must See Photo: Side Effect Of Using Booty Enlargement Pill by MrCork: 3:18pm On Mar 10, 2015

rokiatu:
how's London n your range rover?

......my useless Ghana neibours scratched it.....he said i waz checkin out his fine curvy sexxxxy heavy duty wife .

...took it to the garage for repair angry

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Health › Re: A Must See Photo: Side Effect Of Using Booty Enlargement Pill by MrCork: 3:11pm On Mar 10, 2015

rokiatu:
naa a but na channel butt pad I used.

..It looks kissably edible though.... Kaiiiii!! .....wher the Vaseline at? tongue

Celebrities › Re: Rita Dominic Is Fierce In New Photo by MrCork: 3:05pm On Mar 10, 2015

badassProdigy:
Isn't she lovely?

link: https://instagram.com/p/0BSQXLGXP8/?modal=true&_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C5756116433

.kaiii....seee boooobsi!! tongue

Health › Re: A Must See Photo: Side Effect Of Using Booty Enlargement Pill by MrCork: 3:03pm On Mar 10, 2015

rokiatu:
why

...sweeery...no oofiensee to yor sexy picture profile but did u put pillow in yor nyansh??.....coz no body nyansh loook too sexxxxy like that. angry

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Celebrities › Re: Guys Come In Here And See , if she was to be your wife what will you do(pic) by MrCork: 2:39pm On Mar 10, 2015

Jerrygotswagg:
Will you allow your wife to wear this on your wedding day...

Was your take

..are u g@y??.... Insted of enjoyn the picture , u moanin like a guinea fowl....how loooong u been gay? angry

Health › Re: A Must See Photo: Side Effect Of Using Booty Enlargement Pill by MrCork: 2:31pm On Mar 10, 2015

rokiatu:
who ask you? Was I talking to you

...ROKIATU..AM UP SET WIT YOU!!!! angry

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