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[quote author=Ammanda ]No. To disappear when u want catch them[/quote]...is that how u spell amanda in your village?...this is y Nigerian women can't find man.. ...I giv up! ![]() |
…Anyways bak to the serious topic…I now herd u people in Nigeria hav yor own T.V version of Tom & Jerry…. Bingo (Dog) and Binta (cat)…seriously, I give up! ![]() |
...and since when does Nigerian females ever look like Halle barry?...I give up! ![]() |
Khalessi: ....bro I've been called many names including Halle berry, who in the left ball of Zeus is Mr Cork..so u the Halle berry version of Nigeria with Tribal mark? ![]() |
..very ugly tin..she don't even have nyansh, boobsi and thigh ![]() |
ohemmanu: Has that got anything to do with the topic?..brother..seriously..how do u expect to catch babe when yo name is ohamahama?...I giv up!.. ![]() |
zeb04: . jeez 4 rings? Juju alert,I gess ur fingernails r also extremly long, arhha..,,r u one of those women wit long finger nail like tiger? ![]() |
..if punny is included..why not? ![]() |
...how can dark skin female be pretty?..,I gig up ![]() |
..she look like Arnold shashiniga .from terminator 2.,,,she ain't even light skin {no offense) ![]() |
Mondisweets: what does that mean?..sweery do u realize u still owe me 2 week punny?..we need to discuss..seriously! ![]() |
..I have never cheated] ![]() |
ohemmanu: Ever since I broke up with my Ex 2 years ago, I have been unable to fall in love again but Alas it has happened. I have fallen very deeply in love with chioma Nn....Baby, I love you and am proud to say it here. :DEver since I broke up with my Ex 2 years ago, I have been unable to fall in love again but Alas it has happened. I have fallen very deeply in love with chioma Nn....Baby, I love you and am proud to say it here...bro..no offense but don't u have simply English name like Bill,Smith,Cole,Bintu?...,I giv up! ![]() |
..yes...I posted my 17 inches London on nairaland last month & it had 10 million views..truss me ![]() |
Danhumprey: Why is this Mr.Cork so infatuated with London Peckham?..Peckham is the place to be Babes every where..truss me! ![]() |
GoodFaith: You were wear pant to play on the street when I left home ![]() |
patrickmuf: pass jor...black is beautiful..brother...no offense but u muss either be a taxi driver or bus conductor...which black is beautiful! ![]() |
..and then u now see home-based guys now using our London word...; Innnit...I giv up! ![]() |
GoodFaith: Really ![]() |
GoodFaith: Dude, I think you wear juju ring on you D..am a plaYa and I drive a range rover spot...truss me! ![]() |
pc guru: Everybody is entitled to what they wear; i wear 4 rings; 2 rings on each finger; am hoping someone will ask me why i wear them; already prepared a lengthy and boring speech that doesn't answer the question...actually some guys wear juju ring to chat up women ![]() |
..dark skin females r not as ugly has we believe but seriously...light skin females should be respected ![]() |
Oziddy: Guys you wont believe what happened to me 2day, a pretty jss1 girl called me 2day and said, ''uncle Wisdom, i like very much, i just wish iam old enough to date, i would hav asked you to be my boyfriend'',..u toasting a 12years old?.., they need to jail u..u bloody Peter file (no offenmce) ![]() |
..so which beauty is the poster referring to? ![]() |
..,only light skin women r beautiful...periood! ![]() |
Vivly: I swear......she light skin? ![]() |
Khalessi: Mr cork kondo is too small....like a three years old boy.... U been to london...nope...so please show respect! ![]() |
[quohte author=GoodFaith] Sorry dude I don't live in Lagos I know for sure that the size of your house or apartment will not be bigger than my kitchen and laundry room add to together Do you have to park your car a mile away to walk to your house LOL, England is a small village No disrespect You people will say you want garden in the back yard You don't have the space[/quote]...so u had to write 20 paragraph juss to make one point?...brother do u have tribal Mark? ![]() |
Danhumprey: Hahahahahahahahaha. Khalessi is too fat? That's an insult....did I say sumtin wrong?..isn't she fat? ![]() |
pc guru: Everybody is entitled to what they wear; i wear 4 rings; 2 rings on each finger; am hoping someone will ask me why i wear them; already prepared a lengthy and boring speech that doesn't answer the question..., feels cool wearin 4 ring...next thing..he wear singlet tryin to look like Somali gangster...seriously, we giv up!.. ![]() |
GoodFaith: Psycho, Satan..sweery u can't compare London Peckham to lagos (no offfense) ![]() |
Danhumprey: You badly need to get laid with Khalessi...too fat ![]() |
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