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Romance › Re: Swagga by MrCork(op): 8:39pm On Nov 14, 2013
[quote author=Ammanda ]No. To disappear when u want catch them[/quote]...is that how u spell amanda in your village?...this is y Nigerian women can't find man..
...I giv up!
undecided
Romance › Re: Superwoman by MrCork(op): 4:44pm On Nov 14, 2013
…Anyways bak to the serious topic…I now herd u people in Nigeria hav yor own T.V version of Tom & Jerry…. Bingo (Dog) and Binta (cat)…seriously, I give up! angry
Romance › Re: Superwoman by MrCork(op): 4:40pm On Nov 14, 2013
...and since when does Nigerian females ever look like Halle barry?...I give up!undecided
Romance › Re: Superwoman by MrCork(op): 4:39pm On Nov 14, 2013
Khalessi: ....bro I've been called many names including Halle berry, who in the left ball of Zeus is Mr Corkhuh undecided
..so u the Halle berry version of Nigeria with Tribal mark? angry
Celebrities › Re: Lola Omotayo's Pre-wedding Looks by MrCork: 7:30am On Nov 14, 2013
..very ugly tin..she don't even have nyansh, boobsi and thigh angry
Romance › Re: I Am In Love With A Nairalander by MrCork: 6:56am On Nov 14, 2013
ohemmanu: Has that got anything to do with the topic?
..brother..seriously..how do u expect to catch babe when yo name is ohamahama?...I giv up!.. undecided
Romance › Re: Swagga by MrCork(op): 10:45pm On Nov 13, 2013
zeb04: . jeez 4 rings? Juju alert,I gess ur fingernails r also extremly long
, arhha..,,r u one of those women wit long finger nail like tiger? angry
Romance › Re: As Man Can You Date Or Marry A Single Mother? by MrCork: 10:32pm On Nov 13, 2013
..if punny is included..why not? undecided
Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Nnaji Shows Off Ebony Beauty In New Photos by MrCork: 10:28pm On Nov 13, 2013
...how can dark skin female be pretty?..,I gig up undecided
Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Nnaji Shows Off Ebony Beauty In New Photos by MrCork: 10:26pm On Nov 13, 2013
..she look like Arnold shashiniga .from terminator 2.,,,she ain't even light skin {no offense) angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 10:22pm On Nov 13, 2013
Mondisweets: what does that mean?
..sweery do u realize u still owe me 2 week punny?..we need to discuss..seriously! undecided
Romance › Re: Who Cheats More In A Relationship? by MrCork: 10:20pm On Nov 13, 2013
..I have never cheated] angry
Romance › Re: I Am In Love With A Nairalander by MrCork: 10:13pm On Nov 13, 2013
ohemmanu: Ever since I broke up with my Ex 2 years ago, I have been unable to fall in love again but Alas it has happened. I have fallen very deeply in love with chioma Nn....Baby, I love you and am proud to say it here. :DEver since I broke up with my Ex 2 years ago, I have been unable to fall in love again but Alas it has happened. I have fallen very deeply in love with chioma Nn....Baby, I love you and am proud to say it here.
..bro..no offense but don't u have simply English name like Bill,Smith,Cole,Bintu?...,I giv up! undecided
Romance › Re: Can You Share Your Nudes On NL For £1million? by MrCork: 10:10pm On Nov 13, 2013
..yes...I posted my 17 inches London on nairaland last month & it had 10 million views..truss me angry
Romance › Re: Superwoman by MrCork(op): 10:07pm On Nov 13, 2013
Danhumprey: Why is this Mr.Cork so infatuated with London Peckham? undecided
..Peckham is the place to be
Babes every where..truss me!
smiley
Romance › Re: Swagga by MrCork(op): 10:05pm On Nov 13, 2013
GoodFaith: You were wear pant to play on the street when I left home
People in London don't use BS or MF
angry
Romance › Re: the beauty of nairaland women (reloaded) by MrCork: 10:01pm On Nov 13, 2013
patrickmuf: pass jor...black is beautiful
..brother...no offense but u muss either be a taxi driver or bus conductor...which black is beautiful! undecided
Romance › Re: Swagga by MrCork(op): 9:53pm On Nov 13, 2013
..and then u now see home-based guys now using our London word...; Innnit...I giv up! undecided
Romance › Re: Swagga by MrCork(op): 9:51pm On Nov 13, 2013
GoodFaith: Really
Dude cut the BS
have you change your Dodger charger car
angry
Romance › Re: Swagga by MrCork(op): 9:44pm On Nov 13, 2013
GoodFaith: Dude, I think you wear juju ring on you Dhuh
to get the girls
LOL
..am a plaYa and I drive a range rover spot...truss me! undecided
Romance › Re: Swagga by MrCork(op): 9:41pm On Nov 13, 2013
pc guru: Everybody is entitled to what they wear; i wear 4 rings; 2 rings on each finger; am hoping someone will ask me why i wear them; already prepared a lengthy and boring speech that doesn't answer the question.
..actually some guys wear juju ring to chat up women undecided
Romance › Re: the beauty of nairaland women (reloaded) by MrCork: 9:37pm On Nov 13, 2013
..dark skin females r not as ugly has we believe but seriously...light skin females should be respected angry
Romance › Re: , by MrCork: 9:35pm On Nov 13, 2013
Oziddy: Guys you wont believe what happened to me 2day, a pretty jss1 girl called me 2day and said, ''uncle Wisdom, i like very much, i just wish iam old enough to date, i would hav asked you to be my boyfriend'', shocked mehn, for the first time in my life i was dumbfounded by a twelve yr old girl, my mouth lacked words to reply her, i was impressed that a 12yr old GIRL could say her mind concerning matters of the heart, and some adults here will be hiding there feelings. sad
if you were to be in my shoes, what would av been ya reply to her? Same question goes to the girls. Your views plz.
Guevning <3
..u toasting a 12years old?.., they need to jail u..u bloody Peter file (no offenmce) angry
Romance › Re: the beauty of nairaland women (reloaded) by MrCork: 9:31pm On Nov 13, 2013
..so which beauty is the poster referring to? angry
Romance › Re: the beauty of nairaland women (reloaded) by MrCork: 9:30pm On Nov 13, 2013
..,only light skin women r beautiful...periood! angry
Romance › Re: Superwoman by MrCork(op): 9:25pm On Nov 13, 2013
Vivly: I swear.
Each time I come across one of Mr cork's thread, khalessi would always be there. She alone knows how to manage him cheesy cheesy cheesy
.....she light skin? undecided
Romance › Re: Superwoman by MrCork(op): 9:14pm On Nov 13, 2013
Khalessi: Mr cork kondo is too small....like a three years old boy. undecided
... U been to london...nope...so please show respect! undecided
Romance › Re: Swagga by MrCork(op): 9:11pm On Nov 13, 2013
[quohte author=GoodFaith]
Sorry dude
I don't live in Lagos
I know for sure that the size of your house or apartment will not be bigger than my kitchen and laundry room add to together
Do you have to park your car a mile away to walk to your house
LOL, England is a small village
No disrespect
You people will say
you want garden in the back yard
You don't have the space[/quote]...so u had to write 20 paragraph juss to make one point?...brother do u have tribal Mark? angry
Romance › Re: Superwoman by MrCork(op): 9:07pm On Nov 13, 2013
Danhumprey: Hahahahahahahahaha. Khalessi is too fat? That's an insult. grin
...did I say sumtin wrong?..isn't she fat? undecided
Romance › Re: Swagga by MrCork(op): 8:58pm On Nov 13, 2013
pc guru: Everybody is entitled to what they wear; i wear 4 rings; 2 rings on each finger; am hoping someone will ask me why i wear them; already prepared a lengthy and boring speech that doesn't answer the question.
.., feels cool wearin 4 ring...next thing..he wear singlet tryin to look like Somali gangster...seriously, we giv up!.. undecided
Romance › Re: Swagga by MrCork(op): 8:54pm On Nov 13, 2013
GoodFaith: Psycho, Satan
Get help village boy
England is small village
..sweery u can't compare London Peckham to lagos (no offfense) angry
Romance › Re: Superwoman by MrCork(op): 8:49pm On Nov 13, 2013
Danhumprey: You badly need to get laid with Khalessi. angry angry angry angry angry angry angry
..too fat angry

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