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bigdiva: wait ing. .....

...I am not goin to mention mondi cheeks or popowa's name!

Booty butt chic: Where is sanboy likes it been long....

..she 5 month preggy

[quote author=Suzie 0.]Hmmm... Ok, i'm looking forward to that. [/quote]..sweery please remember..no thong no entry,,,,,and I will inspect it!

bigdiva: what I'd really like to know, is how many of them actually got the punny... and from whom..

.*** checking dairy & address book***

Strauskhan1: Don't try to relate what's on ya freaking to others! Everyone has got differnt reasons being on romance section....jk #iJoshy

..what different reason? ....I give up!

[quote author=Lord_Reed]I didn't know Nairaland Romance section is now a dating site.[/quote]....so u came to talk football on romance section?...and when u fail exams,u start blaming the teacher.....ROMANCE SECTION IS FOR CONNECTIN BABES.....GADDEMMIT!

..ladies. Seriously....Who would u consider to be the real deal on nairaland?...a guy u would date?..yor kinda boo?,,, the boy friend/husband material?..who?

arcbabe: No

..u lie... Is u!

arcbabe: My friend is in need of advice and i don't know what to tell her that is why i brought it to this forum so we can all advice her. She called her guy and while they were talking the line went off,she tried calling and he didn't pick up,later the phone was switched off. She decided to go and check what is wrong,the door to the sitting room was open and there was a guy sleeping in the sitting room. She didn't bother to wake him up so she went straight to the bedroom and open the door,there she found a girl ontop her guy. What is she suppose to do in such a scenario?

..sweeery.. does that friend happen to be u by any chance?

DonCrust: Hello guys, a friend told me yesterday that he made love to his girlfriend for the first time last week. They've been dating for 1 year and 3 days but now, he's afraid of what might be the outcome of their action.

According to him, they were intimate on the last day of her period and he used no protection as they were both caught off-guard. 2 days later, as he said, she complained of slight headache and troubled stomach. He's worried and scared that maybe those are premonition of unwanted pregnancy.

Ladies in the house, is his hunch right? What can they do to avoid being in trouble?
Gentlemen in the house can also make a contribution to this.

Sincere and matured comment please! Thanks a bunch!

..bro did u pour inside?

...

..We are ready to confess:


Well, from the opinion poll carried out last week on Nairaland...99.8% all men (married men included) on nairaland hav finally agreed that we all come hear to connect punny....The remainin 2% (normally homebase guys) said they feel more comfortable bein g@y coz they cant handle the stress.

..and if u ask for our professssional opinion, all women are to blame coz they never & still refuse to giv us what we want !!! (no oofeinse)

..damm i need punny..any lady free?

hotwax: I am an average guy. I am not rich and not poor.

Recently, I met 3 girls (dating 1 now though).

They all have something in common.

Girl1. She had many boyfriends and when she met me, she started dropping them (She even gave me her phone to help her talk/chase other guys away).

Girl2. She is a proper Promiscuous Lagos girl (she didnt hide it from me on day 1). Now she has started going to church and started wanting me to trust her. We always fight on trust. She stop picking his sugar daddy's call. She said "Its because of me". She is in Love... blah blah.

Girl3. Same story, always want me to trust her. She even showed me chats history of one our "Ogas at the top" trying to ask her out. She says she is in love, she deleted her BB Pins e.t.c.

I am confused. Is this the latest trick in town or I am that lucky? I dont believe in bogus luck anyways.

Or am I inexperience in dating business?

..hmm..bro am a plaYa & I can help...watis the question again?

..kaiii...see light skin babes...yellow!!

..hello MOD..somebody just cuss me for no reason!

[quote author=Mynd_44]Only applicable to Nigerian girls. You are a Somali
[/quote]..MYYD 44..the nicest Ga,y guy on nairaland...how r u ssir!

...so do u guys dress or look like Witches in Nigeria to Celebrate Haloween? please advise!

...ok..do u people celebrate halloween there in Nigeria.....witches & wizards night?

Thugnificent: Am I also invited? Pls advice!

..which advise? do u look female?...i giv up!!

Wallade: Who is this one? Abeg blow away.

..calm down wanita..no need to be aggresive..ok u r invited!