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Romance › Re: Her Buttox Is Shrinking! by MrCork: 8:02am On Nov 16, 2013
bin gbagbo: angry

just last year my friend marries her (name with-held) with a big bottom.
now just a year down the line, her buttox is now about half of what it used to be.
please, is there a disease that shrinks the buttox or she used a drug to fatten it?
she hasnt lost weight, but her buttox is shrinking at an alarming rate.
any help for my friend? embarassed
..nice..let me press it first..then I can advice! wink
Romance › Re: Why Is It Difficult To Stay "Just Friends" With Most Girls? by MrCork: 7:59am On Nov 16, 2013
..guys who have females as friends are 1000% g,ay...period! angry
Fashion › Re: Alexandra Burke & D’banj Cover Complete Fashion Magazine by MrCork: 7:53am On Nov 16, 2013
...I dated Alexander 2 years ago when she used to to be ugly angry
Romance › Re: Ladies, Please Let Them Know. by MrCork(op): 7:48am On Nov 16, 2013
vizkiz: i'm qonna b d mature dude here...*walkinq away*
...what did I do? undecided
Romance › Re: Superwoman by MrCork(op): 7:43am On Nov 16, 2013
Leyqute: I'm sure you never heard of Afro in ur Peckham village in East Ajegunle. cheesy

..bro calm down...I never said u were the ugliest nairalander ever..I said u were the 2nd ugliest..its a compliment
undecided
Romance › Re: Swagga by MrCork(op): 7:30am On Nov 16, 2013
Popowaa: When did i become ur babe?Abeg look front Peckham burgerundecidedundecided
...sweery u r one of my babes....case close!! angry
Romance › Re: Ladies, Please Let Them Know. by MrCork(op): 12:13am On Nov 16, 2013
vizkiz: hahahahaha! Wait was dt surpoz 2 make us lauqhhuh
..brother.I am not a comedian..no offense but don't u have paint in your house?...your picture undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies, Please Let Them Know. by MrCork(op): 11:57pm On Nov 15, 2013
kajole: i give up cork

this post officially certifies you a dumb head

no ofence
..brother.... do u realize u look like Baby kangaroo?..seriously..look at your face? undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies, Please Let Them Know. by MrCork(op): 7:37pm On Nov 15, 2013
ogugua88: I'm not a fish. I can't be caught.
..puts fishing net on stand by! wink
Romance › Re: Swagga by MrCork(op):
Popowaa: Good ooo
..sweery u berrra tell that small boy to bak of from my woman!! angry
Romance › Re: Ladies, Please Let Them Know. by MrCork(op): 5:56pm On Nov 15, 2013
..that babe lied she been to peckam..i asked what bus go to peckam but guess wot?... she ran away

...but y are babes tryin to impress me for no reason?
undecided
Romance › Re: Superwoman by MrCork(op): 5:54pm On Nov 15, 2013
..ok..we hav programme in London called EASTENDERS but u people have a show called: Cockroach at dawn....seriiously..i give up! angry
Romance › Re: Superwoman by MrCork(op): 5:12pm On Nov 15, 2013
Iaz93: Errrrm.. Cork, who's the 1st ugliest?
..cant say! lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Ladies, Please Let Them Know. by MrCork(op): 4:07pm On Nov 15, 2013
Smartie gurl: A number of times.....lol
….which bus goes to Peckham? undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies, Please Let Them Know. by MrCork(op): 3:22pm On Nov 15, 2013
Smartie gurl: Lolzz, because most of u don't wear singlets nd is really gross.......can't stand the sweat that comes out from una smelling body. No offience...
..well said my sweeery..sweeery u sound like a Londoner..u been to Peckam? smiley
Romance › Re: Superwoman by MrCork(op): 3:21pm On Nov 15, 2013
Danhumprey: Hmmmmm. Babes everywhere? Tell me Mr.Cork,isn't a shame that you are here looking for babes when you have them at Peckham? undecided
...coorection...i didnt come here to look for babes..i came hear to help them! angry
Romance › Re: Superwoman by MrCork(op): 3:19pm On Nov 15, 2013
Leyqute: or a.s.s.hole n a.s.scrack
..…erm Brother..(yor pic profile) no oofeinsese but u the 2nd ugliest livin thing on Nairaland….dont they have barbers in yor area?angry
Romance › Re: Ladies, Please Let Them Know. by MrCork(op):
Mondisweets: Mr Cork maybe you need a new cologne, u need to stop using the one that smell like rotten eggs lipsrsealed
Ladies never run away from men who smell good
..attitude angry
Romance › Re: Swagga by MrCork(op):
pc guru: 190 writes with a funny text color
190 stays in the UK
190 and you also have that comedic style of writing

i might be wrong but i have that feeling everytime.
..no oofeinse but who the hell told u 190 is based in the UK? ..Brother, i can assure u that I detest him with passion & if i had my way, I will Ban him in Nairaland from 90 years....I cannot stand that prank! ..true story! angry
Romance › Re: Swagga by MrCork(op): 12:08pm On Nov 15, 2013
..HANGON ..who the hell is 190? ...why do u people always mix me up that crackhead?..I AM NOT 190 GADEMMIT!!! angry
Romance › Re: Swagga by MrCork(op): 11:43am On Nov 15, 2013
pc guru: nope only wear night shades the sunshade is for the afternoon.
..wear night shade?..bro..nooofeinse but are u arm robber? angry
Romance › Re: Swagga by MrCork(op): 11:36am On Nov 15, 2013
pc guru: Remi Okeowo yep am from Uganda. quite weird right ?
...cool ..U look those people though....anyways back to the topic...bro.. ARe u one of those homebased Nigerian guys who wear Sunshade at night? undecided
Romance › Re: Swagga by MrCork(op): 11:18am On Nov 15, 2013
pc guru: Yeah am even thinking of throwing a Kool and the Gang 80's Party; you are invited; dress code: ONLY GOLD CHAINS
...Brother no oofeinse but from yor picture profile.... u look like those rappers from Uganda Idols...r u Uganda? undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies, Please Let Them Know. by MrCork(op): 11:14am On Nov 15, 2013
Tolexander: what is your problemhuh

Did i say Jesus caught babes?

I was only relating how peter and his bro were unable to catch fishes all night long until when Jesus gave them the clue that worked for them to why some guys are unable to catch babes.

Not your fault, na me prize your market!
..hangon Brother...if Peter & his brothers cant catch fish in 20000AD....what has that gots to do wit us catchin babes in 2013? undecided
Romance › Re: Swagga by MrCork(op): 10:48am On Nov 15, 2013
pc guru: grin yep am a razz boy; fashion is relative in Mauritius here wearing rings is norms just like the people I work with wear tattoos and piercing's to work and these are guys. Me I just like rings I can't feel bad just because u have a problem with it
..no offeinse but ...so u tink u have swaaaga coz u wear gold ring?.. i bet u love *koool & the gang* angry
Romance › Re: Ladies, Please Let Them Know. by MrCork(op): 10:42am On Nov 15, 2013
kajole: but he got a point though

what do i know
...so Jesus catch babes coz he roll with Peter?...bro i dont gerrrit! angry
Romance › Re: Ladies, Please Let Them Know. by MrCork(op): 10:29am On Nov 15, 2013
Tolexander:

from a christian bro perspective though am gonna give the other perspectives when am back in the evening.

Very obvious Peter and his bro gat no clue on when to fish and where and how to cast their net until they met the master fisher.

If you have the clue and have undergone the the teaching of the master, no fish and no amount of fish will be difficult to catch.

The onus lies on the fisherman and not the fish cos no fish is unfishable.
...brother...no oofeinsese but wot has jesus gots to do with catching babes?...can we please focus to the topic, please? cheers! angry
Romance › Re: Ladies, Please Let Them Know. by MrCork(op): 7:26am On Nov 15, 2013
Tolexander: how come you are being entangled in sexkillz net of love?
...brother..we have no evidence! angry
Romance › Re: Ladies, Please Let Them Know. by MrCork(op):
Booty butt chic: Because we don't give a Bleep pLease advice undecided grin grin grin
...attitude undecided
Romance › Re: Swagga by MrCork(op): 10:00pm On Nov 14, 2013
faakay: @cork

Where are you from? Maybe from d village. I wear gold chains, hand chains. I like it so what's d fuss about it. because u don't like to put em on doesn't mean u shld critize guys that do
.. wearin gold chain in 2013?.. r u a mechanic?..they need to ban swagga in nigeria .
seriously!
undecided
Romance › Ladies, Please Let Them Know. by MrCork(op):
...ladies..no offence but guys simply wanna no u play had to get and dyammmm difficult to catch?
..please advise & please be truthful!
angry

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