₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: Register • Login • With Google • Trending • Recent • New

Stats: 3,345,530 members, 8,518,075 topics. Date: Friday, 13 November 2026 at 01:11 PM

Toggle theme

MrCork's Posts

Nairaland Forum › MrCork's Profile › MrCork's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 879 880 881 882 883 884 885 886 887 (of 968 pages)

Nairaland General › Re: M.O.D Ogugua! by MrCork(op): 6:29pm On Nov 25, 2013
..when are u comin to London so we can start from scratch? ..we call it: ..no looong thing! cool
Jokes Etc › Re: Guys..help! by MrCork(op): 6:26pm On Nov 25, 2013
..feelin down is not a nice thing..truss me! angry
Jokes Etc › Re: Guys..help! by MrCork(op): 6:23pm On Nov 25, 2013
alienware: garri no be bad thing na ! Yesterday i took garri with 2 sachet peak milk, ovaltine and 1 digestive biscuit and sugar. The garri get level no be small. But if ur own na because of hunger and the thing dey sugarless, nt sour, sandy and rich then u should truely be embarassed.
..hangon...how can u drink garrri and u expect to hav fine boy face? undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: Guys..help! by MrCork(op): 5:53pm On Nov 25, 2013
..am feeling depressed...I need help!embarassed
Nairaland General › Re: M.O.D Ogugua! by MrCork(op):
ogugua88: I'm not comparing you na. You're 3rd.

It's better than where you place me. I must be 27th or something.
angry
Jokes Etc › Re: Guys..help! by MrCork(op): 5:39pm On Nov 25, 2013
MissLirusehn: u shud ave told her dat
..sweeery u juss don gerrrit...how can a *plaYa* be drinkin Gaarri?? angry
Jokes Etc › Re: Guys..help! by MrCork(op): 5:36pm On Nov 25, 2013
MissLirusehn: den why shud u drink it since u knw its a crime?
..hangon? ..so u want me to drink Sand? ... isnt gari suppose to be Carbonhydrate? angry
Nairaland General › Re: M.O.D Ogugua! by MrCork(op): 5:17pm On Nov 25, 2013
ogugua88: No. I went as far as saying that I'll marry you, making you my 3rd husband after Sexkillz and my dog. I didn't hear from you, so I removed my offer from the table. You left me broken beyond repair.

*yawn*
..hmm..so u want to compare me to sexxskilzz & a dog?...why the attitude? undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: Guys..help! by MrCork(op): 5:04pm On Nov 25, 2013
MissLirusehn: Is it a crime 2 drink garri?
..in London..it is! angry
Jokes Etc › Guys..help! by MrCork(op): 4:17pm On Nov 25, 2013
..How do you cope when a babe comes to your house and then finds out you drink Gari? ..do u feel depress? angry
Romance › Re: How Do I Get Rid Of My Big Butt Am Shy Having It by MrCork: 3:18pm On Nov 25, 2013
Mahkis: Pls, I need help. I need to get rid of of butt cos am a shy type nd I Dnt stand guys staring anymore.hv tried workout nd starving myself but it isn't working
....sweery am the only one u can truss..show me the pic! wink
Romance › Re: How Do I Get Rid Of My Big Butt Am Shy Having It by MrCork: 3:17pm On Nov 25, 2013
...WILL U PEOPLE START ACTING LIKE GENTLEMENS & STOP ASKIN TO SEE THE PICTURE OF THE NYANSH...GADEEMIT!! angry
Romance › Re: 5 Ways To Be A Sexier & More Confident by MrCork: 1:23pm On Nov 25, 2013
Thanks.. are you light skin? angry
Romance › Re: How Do I Get Rid Of My Big Butt Am Shy Having It by MrCork:
Mahkis: Pls, I need help. I need to get rid of of butt cos am a shy type nd I Dnt stand guys staring anymore.hv tried workout nd starving myself but it isn't working
..sweery can i inspect the Nyansh for only 1 hour? cheesy
Romance › Re: Which City Has The Highest Numbers Of RUNZ Girls?? by MrCork:
..are u light skin? angry
Nairaland General › Re: M.O.D Ogugua! by MrCork(op): 12:09pm On Nov 25, 2013
Beync: sorry all the babes are takentongue
angry
Nairaland General › Re: M.O.D Ogugua! by MrCork(op): 12:08pm On Nov 25, 2013
ogugua88: Not just falling. Plunging.
..Plunging??..sweery please dont plunging....I honor my promise as plaYa to *QUIT* toasting light skin babes..happy? smiley
Romance › Re: Guys/men: What Is Your Definition Of A REAL WOMAN. by MrCork: 7:28am On Nov 25, 2013
..halfcast babes! angry
Romance › Re: Guys/men: What Is Your Definition Of A REAL WOMAN. by MrCork:
... White women! angry
Nairaland General › Re: M.O.D Ogugua! by MrCork(op): 10:18pm On Nov 24, 2013
..so how are plaYa,s expected to catch babes?. undecided
Nairaland General › M.O.D Ogugua! by MrCork(op):
..sweery m.o.d ogugua..
why did u ban Me for toasting another babe? ... Why..why....why?
angry
Romance › Re: Ladies, Please Let Them Know. by MrCork(op): 8:20pm On Nov 24, 2013
Khalessi: Dear cork,
Stop being an àss...
Signed, all the dark skinned ladies on nairaland including the bleached ones.
undecided
angry

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 879 880 881 882 883 884 885 886 887 (of 968 pages)