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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Ladies Only...no Guys Allowed, Please!! by MrCork(op): 4:25am On Sep 29, 2013
Bolushalom: yeah? Where's the proof?
..well AM from london and dont let me goop look desive u...since when did u ever see a ugly guy from london? undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 7:48pm On Sep 28, 2013
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]um, arent you the runaway student?[/quote]..sweery do u have pimples or mosquito bites on yor face?..please describe your sef undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies,..good News! by MrCork(op): 6:31pm On Sep 28, 2013
Igwe OO: Cos' she pregnant for you. Congrats, u gon' be a daddy soon. grin grin






Hope u invite us for the child naming ceremony. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 5:52pm On Sep 28, 2013
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]Ladies man...[/quote]..sweeeery u Berra leave that ugly mofo and report to duty...wher is my dinnner? angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Ladies Only...no Guys Allowed, Please!! by MrCork(op): 5:49pm On Sep 28, 2013
Bolushalom: Is Mr Cork good looking and single....please advise
[color=#000000]...sweeeery of course am good lookin...I just hate bein compared to ll cool j.....i hate it[/color] wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Ladies Only...no Guys Allowed, Please!! by MrCork(op): 5:48pm On Sep 28, 2013
booqee: geez!..dis is an insult to we the good looking ones! angry Its like asking if pigs can now fly.
..shaaarap ya mouth u this Somali wannabe...of course am good lookin..u village girl! angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 5:40pm On Sep 28, 2013
..damm..I hate the British cold weather...my kondo keeps standing up for no reason angry
Jokes Etc › Re: Our Advice To Nigerian Females by MrCork(op): 11:58am On Sep 28, 2013
Auxigen: Sadly enough Na all this artificial nonsense go take most of them to HELL!!!!![color=#770077][/color]
..^^^^another angry female undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Ladies Only...no Guys Allowed, Please!! by MrCork(op): 11:56am On Sep 28, 2013
booqee: and then this mods! Why haven't they moved dis topic to jokes section yet?? Pls advise
...a female at last..thank God..Sweery, but u ain't pretty..wot u doin hear? angry
Jokes Etc › Re: Our Advice To Nigerian Females by MrCork(op): 9:32pm On Sep 27, 2013
Sanboy25: Hum ok, you are sounding just like him sometimes with the topics that you bring up... undecided Bye. smiley
..y r u so sensitive?..swery u need serrriously counselling and I will help u.. 4real undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 9:29pm On Sep 27, 2013
...ladies. By the way,am comin to Nigeria on the 15th of november and would be stayin in some hotel called Lagos palace hotel....how will I cope with mosskito?..how do u guys nomaly cope? ..please avise undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Ladies Only...no Guys Allowed, Please!! by MrCork(op): 9:25pm On Sep 27, 2013
ledafaze: No... u are typing upside down and I am reading right side up. U started this thread for men to comment mind u... just wan play and we too are ready to play with u... thank God its Friday things Abi... Ori e foka sibe
..you are not a female...please gerrrout of this thread...I beg sad
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 9:13pm On Sep 27, 2013
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]Ok Co.cky, is your mum with you there? Because we need a labrat for this explanation...[/quote]..Malaria...will u grow up and stop actin like a Nigerian?...white women do not talk like that. undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 9:08pm On Sep 27, 2013
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]Ok Co.cky, is your mum with you there? Because we need a labrat for this explanation...[/quote]..marget..will u stop behavin like a Nigerian for once...white women do not act like that! angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 9:01pm On Sep 27, 2013
..mondi cheek..sweeeery are u the man in that picture? shocked
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 8:58pm On Sep 27, 2013
lertee: Thanks,for the compliment,atleast coming from a handsome londonpeckham agbero wink
...sweery am a lover not a fighter...I apologise for callin u part time bus conductor angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 8:46pm On Sep 27, 2013
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]I will do as you say...
It simply means the va.gina...you know, the external geni.tal organ..aka as pu..ss.y[/quote]..sweery, please what do u mean by vargiina? ...i dont gerrrit..please advise clearly and slowly? undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 5:55pm On Sep 27, 2013
SniperInADiaper: Mr Texas...
..sweery please dont let my good looks decieve u...thanks for the compliiment anyways wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork:
lertee: Actually sweetrat,I keep things like you too as pets,goats,dogs,mr-c*ork all join are my pets.
So tell tell me what do you keep as pets in londonpeckham
smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 5:38pm On Sep 27, 2013
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]free punny...Mr. C..ock, yo better start talking...this punnani is willing.


Tell us about London peckham...grin[/quote]...No thanks...I rather do u!! wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 5:37pm On Sep 27, 2013
lertee: Do they actually swaaar in londonpeckham?
Moreover,you need to enlighten me on london.
Tell me joo,I like to know incase I want to visit you.
smiley
...sweery ...no oofeinse but u look like one of those lagos babes who keep goats as pet..I lie? undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 5:26pm On Sep 27, 2013
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]Someone should throw Mr. C..ock some grain...hes been cackling since morning.

Biko..![/quote]...sweeery ...say sumtin nice to me and u will get a kiss..promise! wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 5:24pm On Sep 27, 2013
SniperInADiaper: grin grin grin
..and see yor yellow browwn teeth! angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 5:23pm On Sep 27, 2013
lertee: Heard you mean?
I have heard of peacock. What is Peckham?
angry
..ermm sweeery..am a gentleman...if i swaaar for u..yor whole from teeth will disappear first ting tomorrrow morning...show resspet!! angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 5:10pm On Sep 27, 2013
SniperInADiaper: I fixed it for you
...^^^no manners undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 5:06pm On Sep 27, 2013
lertee: Tell me where london is first na,which planet? huh
...u herd of peckham? undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 4:57pm On Sep 27, 2013
Mr Cork <<<<< Proudly slept with only 17babes on Nairaland...so far! wink
Romance › Re: Ladies,..good News! by MrCork(op): 4:53pm On Sep 27, 2013
..she juss left a message sayin she a Nairaland babe! angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 4:49pm On Sep 27, 2013
lertee: No I have never been to london smiley,what planet is london? huh huh
..hmm..anyways..u fine?? undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Ladies Only...no Guys Allowed, Please!! by MrCork(op): 4:42pm On Sep 27, 2013
ledafaze: Advice on what? are you confused somewhere?
.hangon??...ARE U A FEMALE?...am I typin too fast or r u readin too slow??...didnt the thread say: FEMALES, PLEASE ADVISE?? ..ARE U FEMALE? ..i give up! undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 4:39pm On Sep 27, 2013
lertee: Where have you been? Don't you know secondary schools has joined ASUU strike angry huh huh
...ermm, sweeery am a Londoner...wha the heck is ASSUTU?..i take it u never been to London (no oofeinsese) undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 4:30pm On Sep 27, 2013
lertee: This place was really noisy earlier,where's everyone huh huh
...u dont hav skool homework?angry

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