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Bolushalom: yeah? Where's the proof?..well AM from london and dont let me goop look desive u...since when did u ever see a ugly guy from london? ![]() |
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]um, arent you the runaway student?[/quote]..sweery do u have pimples or mosquito bites on yor face?..please describe your sef ![]() |
Igwe OO: Cos' she pregnant for you. Congrats, u gon' be a daddy soon. ![]() |
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]Ladies man...[/quote]..sweeeery u Berra leave that ugly mofo and report to duty...wher is my dinnner? ![]() |
Bolushalom: Is Mr Cork good looking and single....please advise[color=#000000]...sweeeery of course am good lookin...I just hate bein compared to ll cool j.....i hate it[/color] ![]() |
booqee: geez!..dis is an insult to we the good looking ones!..shaaarap ya mouth u this Somali wannabe...of course am good lookin..u village girl! ![]() |
..damm..I hate the British cold weather...my kondo keeps standing up for no reason ![]() |
Auxigen: Sadly enough Na all this artificial nonsense go take most of them to HELL!!!!![color=#770077][/color]..^^^^another angry female ![]() |
booqee: and then this mods! Why haven't they moved dis topic to jokes section yet?? Pls advise...a female at last..thank God..Sweery, but u ain't pretty..wot u doin hear? ![]() |
Sanboy25: Hum ok, you are sounding just like him sometimes with the topics that you bring up.....y r u so sensitive?..swery u need serrriously counselling and I will help u.. 4real ![]() |
...ladies. By the way,am comin to Nigeria on the 15th of november and would be stayin in some hotel called Lagos palace hotel....how will I cope with mosskito?..how do u guys nomaly cope? ..please avise ![]() |
ledafaze: No... u are typing upside down and I am reading right side up. U started this thread for men to comment mind u... just wan play and we too are ready to play with u... thank God its Friday things Abi... Ori e foka sibe..you are not a female...please gerrrout of this thread...I beg ![]() |
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]Ok Co.cky, is your mum with you there? Because we need a labrat for this explanation...[/quote]..Malaria...will u grow up and stop actin like a Nigerian?...white women do not talk like that. ![]() |
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]Ok Co.cky, is your mum with you there? Because we need a labrat for this explanation...[/quote]..marget..will u stop behavin like a Nigerian for once...white women do not act like that! ![]() |
..mondi cheek..sweeeery are u the man in that picture? |
lertee: Thanks,for the compliment,atleast coming from a handsome londonpeckham agbero...sweery am a lover not a fighter...I apologise for callin u part time bus conductor ![]() |
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]I will do as you say... It simply means the va.gina...you know, the external geni.tal organ..aka as pu..ss.y[/quote]..sweery, please what do u mean by vargiina? ...i dont gerrrit..please advise clearly and slowly? ![]() |
SniperInADiaper: Mr Texas.....sweery please dont let my good looks decieve u...thanks for the compliiment anyways ![]() |
lertee: Actually sweetrat,I keep things like you too as pets,goats,dogs,mr-c*ork all join are my pets. |
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]free punny...Mr. C..ock, yo better start talking...this punnani is willing. Tell us about London peckham... [/quote]...No thanks...I rather do u!! ![]() |
lertee: Do they actually swaaar in londonpeckham?...sweery ...no oofeinse but u look like one of those lagos babes who keep goats as pet..I lie? ![]() |
[quote author=Maria-Goretti]Someone should throw Mr. C..ock some grain...hes been cackling since morning. Biko..![/quote]...sweeery ...say sumtin nice to me and u will get a kiss..promise! ![]() |
SniperInADiaper:..and see yor yellow browwn teeth! ![]() |
lertee: Heard you mean?..ermm sweeery..am a gentleman...if i swaaar for u..yor whole from teeth will disappear first ting tomorrrow morning...show resspet!! ![]() |
SniperInADiaper: I fixed it for you...^^^no manners ![]() |
lertee: Tell me where london is first na,which planet?...u herd of peckham? ![]() |
Mr Cork <<<<< Proudly slept with only 17babes on Nairaland...so far! ![]() |
..she juss left a message sayin she a Nairaland babe! ![]() |
lertee: No I have never been to london..hmm..anyways..u fine?? ![]() |
ledafaze: Advice on what? are you confused somewhere?.hangon??...ARE U A FEMALE?...am I typin too fast or r u readin too slow??...didnt the thread say: FEMALES, PLEASE ADVISE?? ..ARE U FEMALE? ..i give up! ![]() |
lertee: Where have you been? Don't you know secondary schools has joined ASUU strike...ermm, sweeery am a Londoner...wha the heck is ASSUTU?..i take it u never been to London (no oofeinsese) ![]() |
lertee: This place was really noisy earlier,where's everyone...u dont hav skool homework? ![]() |
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