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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 6:27pm On Oct 10, 2013
Cathaliya: I wear under bras..grin
...this is how u fail skoool exams....did i ask u about bra or tong?..?...simple question..do u where tong?. undecided
Health › Re: What are The Causes Of Under-perfomance In Men? by MrCork: 6:15pm On Oct 10, 2013
Dankylove: Most times i ask myself whats' the reason(s) why Men Under-perform in Marriage,Career,Academics & even In Sexual Relationship.
The most Annoying,is the rate of Under-performance associated with Men of this Generation,is it what we do?how we reason?what wil eat? or the kind of Exposure?
i cant seize but to Continually ask Why,why & why?
must it be only Men?
at times i wish i wasnt a Man.
Man with Load to Shoulder on!
...so insted of tryin to connect punny..u worryin about man's performance? undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 6:07pm On Oct 10, 2013
Cathaliya: *singing*
e don happen...



Hhowdy people?
...sweeery..quick quesstion?... do u where tongs by any shance? ...no attitude pleasese! angry
Jokes Etc › Re: Rich Guys Vs Poor Guys Debate...ladies, Please Advise. by MrCork(op):
...and no oofeince to you poor guys but why is that when anyone farts in publick..for some reason, people turn around and instantly suspect u...even when u attempt to dress nice..they suspect u...please clearly advise? embarassed
Celebrities › Re: Busted! Okwudili Umenyiora Is The Owner Of The Mansion Everyone's Talking About by MrCork: 5:25pm On Oct 10, 2013
...no oofeinse but u people muss be sufarin if u think this house is hot...My house is 3 times berra..truss me!! angry
Jokes Etc › Rich Guys Vs Poor Guys Debate...ladies, Please Advise. by MrCork(op): 5:11pm On Oct 10, 2013
...ok Ladies...why is it that when Rich guys $hit, they smile & read news paper but when poor guys $hit, it smell for 3 week & even flies run away...Ladies how do u usualy cope wit poor guys? ..(Mature contribution only)..pleasee advise!! undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 11:26pm On Oct 09, 2013
onuwaje: I just had d most annoying sex of the year so pissed off
..with a guy? undecided
Romance › Re: A Thread for Single Ladies :) by MrCork: 11:00pm On Oct 09, 2013
..ermm ladies, am a Londoner and a plaYa' smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 10:45pm On Oct 09, 2013
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]weren't u told that u mustn't play with fire cheesy[/quote].sweery u beera leaf that ugly gorrila an come and sit on my lap angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 10:19pm On Oct 09, 2013
..to many guys on this thread..what the check! angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 10:17pm On Oct 09, 2013
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]test wat?[/quote]..sweery I dint ask u to answers a question with a question...I ask u to sit on my lap for 15. Minute.. undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 10:07pm On Oct 09, 2013
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]BA General Information cool cheesy[/quote].sweery can u sit on my lap for 30 minute...I want to test somtin]
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 9:53pm On Oct 09, 2013
..but y r there too many guys on this thread?.,,,, guys can u all pliise log out and come bacl next week Sunday....we need babes on the thread angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 4:23pm On Oct 08, 2013
Smartie gurl: you know i like you bah?
wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 3:37pm On Oct 08, 2013
Smartie gurl: choi! See insult. All z well.



Abeg wetin ogbeni mean?
..sweery am a lover not a fighter.
ok, start toasting me....u nav only 30 second
wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 1:39pm On Oct 08, 2013
..ok ladies..apat from that village girl called smartie girl...which of u lovelys want to toast me right now?..am free for 30 second..please advise! angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 1:28pm On Oct 08, 2013
Smartie gurl: who would like to toast a Cock......
..sweery this is your one and only chanse to toast a cork...don't u have taste?..hurry! undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 12:51pm On Oct 08, 2013
...ok..which of u Locky ladies want to toast me? wink
Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 8:31am On Oct 08, 2013
..ermm ladies... please toast me but please be gentle....I don't like pressure!! angry
Romance › Re: Who Is Your Nairaland E-crush? by MrCork: 10:27pm On Oct 07, 2013
Ladybianca: Dat guy dat won mr nairaland, can't remember his username or his name
..me wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 10:25pm On Oct 07, 2013
Cathaliya: yup, cus it puts bread and egg on my taible daily.
..u fine? undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 10:20pm On Oct 07, 2013
Cathaliya: Gats to crash....busy day next day.
...busy selling bread and egg? embarassed
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 10:19pm On Oct 07, 2013
Cathaliya: good riddance to rotten c..unt
..^^^typical Nigerian girl..cuss cuss cuss...no wonder home-based 9ja guys r running to Ghana to find woman undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 10:12pm On Oct 07, 2013
Cathaliya: any problem?
..NEXT!!! ..,any wifey material around?.,,wher mondi cheek at? undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 10:08pm On Oct 07, 2013
Cathaliya: FYI, this punny aint for Londoners...you should am replying to your pleas? Duuhh
..cathalaliya<~~~ lessbian angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 10:04pm On Oct 07, 2013
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]i hope u enjoyed it it was egusi with lizard and kangaroo testicles kiss[/quote]..sweery mondi..I need a babe quick..can u pop over to my place?..no attitude please angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 10:02pm On Oct 07, 2013
Cathaliya: ..FYI, I am from Nigeria
..huh?..Nigeria?..May I remind u that I toast white babes and u shud be happy u t toasting me? undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 9:58pm On Oct 07, 2013
lertee: Air your say on it. Do you believe in it or not?
..hello sweery..forget that ugly khatala babe...can u cookable? smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 9:55pm On Oct 07, 2013
Cathaliya: There'always a first time...playa
...May I remind u that am from London! angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 9:52pm On Oct 07, 2013
Cathaliya: Go on your knees and beg
..I had never begged for punny...am a plaYa..gaddemit! angry
Romance › Re: Who Is Your Nairaland E-crush? by MrCork:
Preciousgirl: my xynerise 24/7 cheesy

drop yours kiss
...just dropped it tongue
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 9:46pm On Oct 07, 2013
Cathaliya: go suck goat bre..ast, its more nutritous
..no thanks..I rather sok yours..sweery u comin to my place or not?..gademmit' angry

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