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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 3:40pm On Sep 23, 2013

Cathaliya: I love my motherland.

What about the first part of my post?
Did you ignore it?

...sweery did I mention thaat ama Londoner & I drive 2008 Range ROver sport?...anyways what waz the forst pat of yor question?.

Science/Technology › Re: Just 34 Lions Are Left In Nigeria As West African Lion Population Declines by MrCork: 2:30pm On Sep 23, 2013

..u people eat the lions ther in Nigeria...dont u people hav Zoo? angry

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 11:11am On Sep 23, 2013

..ok people, can we talk about WWE...who is the current womens 2012 Tag team champion? angry

Romance › Re: The Truth About Handsome Guys by MrCork(op): 10:32am On Sep 23, 2013

Popowaa: sugar

...see yor brown teeth! angry

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 10:30am On Sep 23, 2013

Cathaliya: ...

I kariri okwu e kotere

..^^and this is english grammmar??..NIGERIAN WOMEN? ...I GIVE UP!! undecided

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 10:28am On Sep 23, 2013

spikes C: How's ur sanboy

...I dumped that babe ....she cuss too much!!! angry

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 9:48am On Sep 23, 2013

...OK..how can i derail this thread..please advise! angry

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 7:11am On Sep 23, 2013

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]my boyfriend is fine o grin

[/quote]...huh? ..that mechanic? undecided

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 7:09am On Sep 23, 2013

Cathaliya: He cant be a topic...
Hes not that interesting to make a topic.

...ermm sweery..Ama London Peckham playa & can get u anytime I want...all it takes is Brazilian wig ..seriously! angry

Romance › Re: The Truth About Handsome Guys by MrCork(op): 5:47pm On Sep 22, 2013

Popowaa: Ugly mofo

Romance › Re: The Truth About Handsome Guys by MrCork(op): 5:44pm On Sep 22, 2013

...just noticed a another babe steering at me in the gym ...she thinks I lookalike a celebrity undecided

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 5:01am On Sep 22, 2013

...was the topic in this room? angry

Romance › Re: He Makes Me Feel by MrCork: 4:57am On Sep 22, 2013

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]I don't really like typing epistles...if you are lazy like me just leave a VN and share on how that special guy makes you feel[/quote]...say u loved me nicely & u might gerrrit! angry

Romance › Re: Couples Thinking On Bed by MrCork: 2:53pm On Sep 21, 2013*

booqee: a couple silent on bed.

(wife thinking):
why is he not talking to me? Or touching me sef? Is he seeing someone else?? Don't i appeal to him anymore?? Is there a new lady, and she more beautiful?? God i'm confused! Or am i having wrinkles already?? Or wait, could i be adding weight in the wrong places?? I guess i'm nagging too much..but i haven't nagged in days! Gosh i don't even understand.. maybe its my food, hmm i don't think so, he still complimented me on my food yesterday.
God i'm losing my mind! Why is he suddenly silent on me tonight?!
If only he'd just touch or hold me.

(husband thinking):
why on earth did alex ferguson leave manchester united?!

...ha ha ha...anyone gots Vaseline for dry joke! angry

Fashion › Re: Bikini Pictures Of Miss Earth Nigeria Contestants by MrCork: 9:01pm On Sep 20, 2013

..Kia..see Nyansh tongue

Romance › Re: Why Do Nigerian Girls Like Buying Cheap Gifts For Their Boyfriends? by MrCork: 11:08am On Sep 20, 2013

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]u didn't pm ur pic either angry

[/quote]..why..u wanna hang my pic on yor bedroom wall? undecided

Romance › Re: The Truth About Handsome Guys by MrCork(op): 9:04pm On Sep 19, 2013

..i have nothing agaist u guys jus coz u ugly..we simply trying to understand y females prefer us unlike u people..no offences to anyone undecided

Romance › Re: The Truth About Handsome Guys by MrCork(op): 7:50pm On Sep 19, 2013

spongeback: It's because they are look able and kissable

..^^^I give her credit for good taste..didn't realize I was kissable and lookable wink

Romance › Re: The Truth About Handsome Guys by MrCork(op): 7:47pm On Sep 19, 2013*

...hangon...has anyone noticed that they always seem to have there own version. Of everytin there in nigeria....we have "X faxtor hear in the UK...they have factor x there in Nigeria... We have notthin hill carnival hear in the UK...they have fish & yam festival their in Nigeria...I give up! lipsrsealed

Romance › Re: The Truth About Handsome Guys by MrCork(op): 7:41pm On Sep 19, 2013

..anyways,back to the serious thread..ladies, why us?.,.,please advise! wink

Romance › Re: The Truth About Handsome Guys by MrCork(op): 7:39pm On Sep 19, 2013

spongeback: Dancing with the stars

..they call it *dancing with the moon* in nigeria...strange! undecided

Romance › Re: The Truth About Handsome Guys by MrCork(op): 5:25pm On Sep 19, 2013

..i think they call it: dancin with the moon..or sumtin like that...not sure! angry

Romance › Re: The Truth About Handsome Guys by MrCork(op): 5:25pm On Sep 19, 2013

,,,for thosise of u guys who dont no who papa ajasco of Nigeria, google his picture. ...anint sayin he ugly but he a role model to ugly guys...he one of Nigerian favourite super star & he does the NIgerian version of dancing with the stars lipsrsealed

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Help!!!.....'m In Love With Mukina2..("queen Of My Heart")..what Do I Do ??? by MrCork: 11:31am On Sep 19, 2013

...huh?..the same mUKINA??..that babe banned me almost 200 times! angry

Romance › Re: Safety Tips For All by MrCork: 11:27am On Sep 19, 2013

..thank u RoboCOP!! angry

Romance › Re: The Truth About Handsome Guys by MrCork(op): 10:35am On Sep 19, 2013

nyere84: Ok, u are num 1 . But, i still need more 4. Before, i will be convinced that handsome guys dnt flopp in bed.

Romance › Re: The Truth About Handsome Guys by MrCork(op): 10:32am On Sep 19, 2013

...no oofeinse but why do most Nigerians guys over 30yrs old usualy look like Papa Ajasco?...this is more common in Lagos though...please advise! angry

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Romance › Re: The Truth About Handsome Guys by MrCork(op): 10:03am On Sep 19, 2013

nyere84: pls can u show me like 5, dat are filled action?? I need prove abeg.

..Mr Cork<<<<< 17 inches looong & strong like bull!! wink

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Romance › Re: The Truth About Handsome Guys by MrCork(op): 9:52am On Sep 19, 2013

nyere84: No dear, am just having fun.

Romance › Re: The Truth About Handsome Guys by MrCork(op): 9:50am On Sep 19, 2013

..no oofeinsese but you ugly guys should always be praud & have hope....at least Jay Z marryed biyansi undecided

Jokes Etc › Re: Guys, have You Ever Recieved This Kinda Look From A Female? by MrCork(op): 3:56am On Sep 19, 2013

suogal: What look?

..don't u have eyes? angry

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