₦airaland Forum

..naturally, females r attracted to guys with tick eyebrows and hairy chest..and so the question remains...why do women prefer us and why do they think we r the one...the choosen one? (please advise)

...very ugly tin..she ain't even light skin (no offeensie)

..dont u people hav skoool homewok?

princessayesha: Can I c ur picture? I have a feeling that u r my lost frnd

..cool...how many pictures?

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]i would rather drink sulphuric acid than kiss u too [/quote]...i suggest u quit fronting...u no u wanna kiss me!!

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]marriage officer for his wedding to u of course[/quote]..sweery i rather date a crocodie than to kiss u!

REALITY101: Virus

...Will u gerrrouta hear.. u g.ay donkey?...cant u see am talking to babes?

..ok..has any guy been successful at catching punnny on nairaland or do u think this females r time wasters?....plis advise!

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]sweery u look like a village road runner [/quote]..ok ..don't u hav skool homework?

Michelle55: are you sure that you are a lover and nt a fighter..... then, if so you should fight for what you love

...Nicky..seriously..who do u think I would choose?.., u or that village bus conductor lookin babe called mondy cheek?

[quote author=mondi_cheeks] Peckham tingz Mr Cork and peggy on the left[/quote]

Rosebert: Hi frds..i need decent advice. I am currently in a relationship with a guy just a yr older than i am. From my perspective he truly loves me but looking at our cultural values, u hv to marry som1 who is older than u are...i will definitely graduate B4 him and even start working B4 he does. I like him alot too but yet to call it love. What do i do cause breaking his heart is breaking mine too... No insults please

...date who?...r u lightskin?

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]is this how men normally look in Peckham [/quote]..How do u expect to find a man when all u do is cuss people from January to Desember?...Village Girl!

Michelle55: i dont have any but what do you wanna use them for?

...sweery...actually am a lover not a fighter...please do not let my good look desive u..am nice guy!

Michelle55: i dont have any but what do you wanna use them for?

..nyanshin of course...duh!!

Michelle55: abeg, help me tell am oh

..sweery.. u gots front and back?

Michelle55: mondi is beautiful...... well i am a human so is everyone...... if you give up,i dnt think oda has given up on me too

..huh?..sweery..how can a female that look like man be beauriful....is that how women nomaly loook ther in Nigeria?

....quick queistion....do u people ther in Nigeria have electricity or light & does father chrissmas still give u people mossskito curl as chriiimas presence?...Please advise!

Michelle55: mr cork.......hmmmmmm!!!!!!! if i describe myself for you, you might end up running for your dear life, but let me summarise myself for you anyway. I am dark,fat and a dwarf and i need a giant to compliment me ....... so can you be that giant?

...hangon....u sayn yor uglier than Mondi Cheek??....u also look like man?...serrriously..I GIVE UP!!

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]if u are into rat looking Ivory coast blue-black boys then Mr Cork is ur man [/quote]

Michelle55: jeezzzzz!!!!!!!!!! 55 keh? pls i am not even upto 25 yet and you are there labelling me 55 . that is too harsh na.... Mr.Cork

..Sweeery please discribe yor sef…are preetier than that Village loookin Somali Wannabe mofo called Mondi Cheeks or r u simply light skin & look like Beeyonsi?..please advise!

Michelle55: Mr.Cock what is double? cos me i am confused with the question oh..... anyway i am triple sha

..hangon...r u 55 yars old?

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]sorry but the ladies werent interested but an 80-something year old man said if your back i still intact he will pay 50p for you. This is your last change Mr Cork, take the offer im ur only true friend[/quote]...swerry May I remind u that I gave u away for free.. twice ..and no one wanted u...even the ugliest guys on nairaland don't want u... Be nice!

..ermm ladies.
did I mention I was from London? ..please advise!

...which independent? ....wheer 99.1 % of Nigerian women where wig?..,, I give up!

..anyways, ladies,please let me no of u have big boobsies, big nyansh, big thigh plus extra bottom....your spoken Engish grammar is not important...am ready for marriage..

..please advise

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]Mr Cork, i know u want me bad, but sorry im just not available for people like u.... No ofeinsee
There is an old people's home close to where i stay, send me your picture and i will try and auction you there...you might just find love after all[/quote]..mondi cheek <~~~~~ lesssbiian

..and ladies..please no pigeon english...it's eitha English grammar or queens English!

..ok ladies..am single and ready to dingle...please chat me up but please be gentle...I don't like pressure

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]Please NL ladies Mr Cork is always hunting for women... Please one of u just date him please. He has ben trying for years to get a woman to like him, even if u are just pretending please for once just try and make him happy[/quote]..sweery u don't hav nyansh..don't hav boobsi ..even ordnary lip u don't hav...but yet..u playin Had to get..

..I don't gerrrit..we giv up!

REALITY101: Get help.. Drop the pipe

..ok..I understand English is nut your first language...R u a lady?..Guys stay outta this thread..it's for the lovely only

sassy angel: Hediot!!! U tink she needs ur scavenging sperm?!

...sweeeery may i remind u that my kondo is 17inches lonnng!