Kennyblues:

F uck her friend, she is going to quit the relationship.

try Bleep her mother join, opsssssssss Ramadan is going on!!!!

Let her catch you doing her best friend. If she decides to leave her bf and stick with you, then let her catch you doing her sister.

If that doesn't work, just propose.

The best way is to end all forms of communication. stop calling and texting. Ignore her calls. Act cold and uninterested when she visits. She'll get the message and leave you alone.

SMH @ kokoye, Day11, and deniyor.

^^^ keeping it real. some women no go gree.

You don see naija woman stalking b4? , na die o!

plus restraining order no too dey work for naija 

^^^ looooooooool

Wow, it's amazing how pple get all excited talking about breaking hearts without a single care in the world for the affected party,   Hmm, time will tell,

^^ Relax.

Most of us (if not all) have had our hearts broken at one time or another. Are we going to die because of that?

Life goes on and things actually get better as a matter of fact.

Take a chill pill and have fun

Just keep it 100% honest, and blunt. Honesty is the best policy- hopefully she gets the picture! If not then embarrass him/her in front of their friends- then they will get it!

give her a rollerskate tell her to scoot naw. shiior

xynerise:

Stop calling her/him on phone and she calls ignore it. But why do u want to quit?

Due to ECONOMIC times

tell her you just want you folks to be platonic friends

Get her sister pregnant or better yet make a video tape of you F**king her mother. It worked for me and I guaranteed it will work for you too.

^^^ SMH, nasty boy

What are your reasons for quitting?

Just quit like that.

kama kazi on d kentro level.

^^ Relax.

Most of us (if not all) have had our hearts broken at one time or another. Are we going to die because of that?

Life goes on and things actually get better as a matter of fact.

Take a chill pill and have fun

word!!!

initially, be blunt, (most guys avoid this incase you wanna go back and dip in the cookie jar during emergencies)


then do it the kamikadze style, ala avoiding her and ignoring her calls, she would get the message and in turn, be the one that would end the relationshp

tell him you are now a born again and don't want female distraction
2) invite him on a friday night, change ur rug to red, remove your chair and keep 3 coffins as replacement wrapped in red, wear red and usher her in,
3) deny her sex and monitor her calls, then lauch accusation of trying to make up for the denial outside and quit
4) accuse of shaking her boobs too much because of that man that just past, make a trouble out that and watch her comment, definite naija girl with feminism ego will say something disgusting, hold on to that and say it is ok!
5) stop giving her anything money and load her with excuses why you would not,
many, many, many reasons especially these era of feminism ideology,

OP, Just tell her u'r nomore interested, if she ask u y? u tell her dat jesus is comin soon!

(My taught) *Id!ot. jesus is comin soon buh u get another gurl wey dey house dey wait u* Oloshi!

tell her u found out u be homo. it works

"Baby i want you to know have been cheating on you for quite sometime now,is just that i've got this special kind of feelings for the guy living next door" very very simple.

^^^ Chicken

Tellam say ur mama n papa say dem want make u go join semina school. (say dem want make u b pope of Nigeria)

I agree with Kennyblues|: Bleep the closest friend, just kidding, well try stay away from the person, give him/her distance space.if you can't tell the person just find any slightest reason to stay away, if he/she is wise he/she would get the message, but i tell you one day you both shall discuss it.If the person is not wise enough; go with kennyblue's idea,

This thread is so hilarious. PMPL

Let her catch you doing the guy next door. she will leave without asking questions or saying anything. I doubt she will even pick up your call