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 Romance › Four Things Guys Talk About Behind Your Back! by MrCork17(op): 2:09pm On Nov 23, 2011 |
Ok. Here you go:  1) Your bedroom prowess. Newsflash: We like to talk about our experinces although we are less graphical. For example: She just lays there!  2) How often you call. Hell yea we moan about how often you cal!!! There's a fine line between attentiveness and smothering. 3) Your romantic history. We discuss your track record and credit history. For example: Is she a serial monogamist? Has she lived with someone before? Is she still friends with her ex? Is she dark skin. Can she be trusted. Is she Nigerian. Is she a Gold digger/ wifey material!!  4) Your friends. Obviously, it's a bonus if they're cute and single. But if a girl has annoying friends, it means I'm going to avoid my dogs from hookin up with them. . Remember, you're defined by the company you keep. Holla!! |
| Romance › Re: What's Your Definition Of A Good Girl? by MrCork17: 12:53pm On Nov 23, 2011 |
and dedication to our beaurifull white girls! |
| Romance › Re: What's Your Definition Of A Good Girl? by MrCork17: 12:36pm On Nov 23, 2011 |
slimyam. sweeery u deserve a kiss. Give me a kiss!! |
| Adverts › Re: Impress That Special Someone With This Gifts by MrCork17: 12:20pm On Nov 23, 2011 |
are they Home made or London made? |
| Romance › Re: Can U Date A Very Fat Woman With Sweaty Upper Lips by MrCork17: 7:33pm On Nov 22, 2011 |
**If I make the mistake of bringing my white babe to Nigeria, NJ gyal will beat her up: she is a tyipical area gyal*** |
| Romance › Re: Nairaland Most Romantic Posters On The Romance Section by MrCork17: 7:25pm On Nov 22, 2011 |
hmm |
| Romance › Re: Nl Gurls Watch Your Mouth by MrCork17: 7:18pm On Nov 22, 2011 |
bekay911. bakery. you still coookin bread? |
| Romance › Re: What Should I Do? My Babe Just Told Me She Is Pregnant by MrCork17: 7:04pm On Nov 22, 2011 |
Nj girl:NJ, sweeery don’t worrry. Snow looks like Salt. So whenever u see salt, U have seen Snow!! |
| Romance › Re: What Should I Do? My Babe Just Told Me She Is Pregnant by MrCork17: 6:54pm On Nov 22, 2011 |
Nj girl . sweeery have you ever seen Snow before? dont lie! |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Sexkillz Please Leave My Dearie Amyg Alone by MrCork17: 6:38pm On Nov 22, 2011 |
ANTI. bro you gots nothin to worrry about. Skillz is gayy and has 2 boyfriends including REALITY101 |
| Romance › Re: Sometimes I Just Wish I Had A Wife Or a Gurl Like My Mom! by MrCork17: 6:34pm On Nov 22, 2011 |
Sometimes I wish I had a driver like NJ Gyal |
| Romance › Re: What Should I Do? My Babe Just Told Me She Is Pregnant by MrCork17: 5:47pm On Nov 22, 2011 |
Nj girl. ok sweeery if u ever come to London, I will buy you Strawberry ice cream! dont worry, its not a drink. Its ice & cream! |
| Romance › Re: Can U Date A Very Fat Woman With Sweaty Upper Lips by MrCork17: 5:29pm On Nov 22, 2011 |
Not sure if I can date a chick like NJ gyal or Mrs Chima though |
| Romance › Re: Nl Gurls Watch Your Mouth by MrCork17: 5:15pm On Nov 22, 2011 |
Nj girl. yea watch your mouth when you talk to a LOndoner!!  |
| Romance › Re: How To Know If A Woman Is Interested Or Just Being Nice by MrCork17: 5:11pm On Nov 22, 2011 |
^^^^^she think she all that (looooog hisssssss) |
| Romance › Re: Can You Woe/Impress Her Without Spending by MrCork17: 5:02pm On Nov 22, 2011 |
Mr Cork <<<<spent £15 in 3 minute!! |
| Romance › Re: How To Know If A Woman Is Interested Or Just Being Nice by MrCork17: 4:59pm On Nov 22, 2011 |
actually I do but I dont really dont! |
| Romance › Re: How To Know If A Woman Is Interested Or Just Being Nice by MrCork17: 4:53pm On Nov 22, 2011 |
Mrs, Chima. U can pray all u want or wait all u want. I DON’T want you!! |
| Romance › Re: How To Know If A Woman Is Interested Or Just Being Nice by MrCork17: 4:49pm On Nov 22, 2011 |
intrested in white women? |
| Romance › Re: What Should I Do? My Babe Just Told Me She Is Pregnant by MrCork17: 4:47pm On Nov 22, 2011 |
Nj gyal….and sweeery since u never EVER dated any guy from London, this is your chance with me. Infact, today is your lucky day! |
| Romance › Re: What Should I Do? My Babe Just Told Me She Is Pregnant by MrCork17: 4:45pm On Nov 22, 2011 |
Nj girl. sweeery be nice and I will make u my baby mama. But until then, keeep dreamin!! |
| Romance › Re: These Pathetic Creatures Swayed By Lust And Love by MrCork17: 4:37pm On Nov 22, 2011 |
Slimyem<<<< after my Moiney (£62,000) |
| Romance › Re: What Do I Do Pls. by MrCork17: 4:34pm On Nov 22, 2011 |
scarletdp. can u repeat the question! |
| Romance › Re: Why Are Nigerian Babes Always Forming And Pretending? by MrCork17: 12:52pm On Nov 22, 2011 |
purplekayc:Bro your ugly face will not help (no ofeince) |
| Romance › Re: When Is A Male/Female Considered A Man/Woman? by MrCork17: 12:42am On Nov 22, 2011 |
sauer:when she slaps your face!! |
| Romance › Re: What Should I Do? My Babe Just Told Me She Is Pregnant by MrCork17: 10:36pm On Nov 21, 2011 |
13volts:Bro. cant you move to another village? |
| Romance › Re: What Should I Do? My Babe Just Told Me She Is Pregnant by MrCork17: 10:20pm On Nov 21, 2011 |
sexkillz:sexkillz . Shuut the F*** up you gayy albino. would u have been happy if they had aborted you coz u were albino? |
| Romance › Re: What Should I Do? My Babe Just Told Me She Is Pregnant by MrCork17: 10:13pm On Nov 21, 2011 |
Is she white? |
| Romance › Re: Why Are Home Based Nigerians Usually Ugly? by MrCork17(op): 10:11pm On Nov 21, 2011 |
I finally met a homebased Nigerian on holiday in London who isnt too ugly. At last, am happy!! |
| Romance › Re: 96% Of Nigerian Gurls Dont Smile. Why? by MrCork17: 10:06pm On Nov 21, 2011 |
Nj girl:huh? pride datin Nigerian womens? ermm No thanks. Its all about white babes!! |
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