₦airaland Forum

slimyem:
my friend,shut up there!
This isnt a thread for 16 yr olds.
Its for EXPERIENCED adults.

Sweeery but  how do you expect to find a man with that kind of language?  WOMEN!! 

slimyem:
Ever been in a situation where you found someone you liked who liked you in return but because of one reason or the other you couldnt date or get serious?
It might be that one party is in another relationship or going through a tough period and as such cannot commit to anything serious at that period.
It might also be a situation where one party was too young or one party had been terribly heartbroken and had been drained of all energy needed to make a relationship work.
Mine was a guy a had a 2-year relationship with.was about 4 years older and was asking for too much.seriously,he was everything a woman would want in a man but i wasnt just ready then.i needed to see  and experience the world.if i just met him now,he would have been the MAN!he was the right person at the wrong time.
Now,share your experiences!

Slimmyem. ok AM confused. did her run away when he saw your face?

Godmother:
What do you do when you keep getting attracted to the wrong type of guys? 

Godmotha. Madam Maybe its becoz you don’t have taste and all you think about is moiney moiney moiney!! (typical Lagos babe)

Godmother:
You dey take style tell us say you dey date white chick, abi? May inferiority complex not kill some naija men.

Godmother. sweeery its all about white babes. They hav real hair. You dont!!

Odunnu:
Have you ever heard of 'orderliness?'. We are organised here in NL.

^^^dammm I love this chick Odununu. Brilliant!

silvertuke:
I start First. Thank God I am a Nigeria

Brother Silver.  maybe they moved it becoz of your grammmar:   Thank God I am a Nigeria  

Godmother:
Seriously, where does M. cork get his ideas from 
No offence, but how cute are you?

^^^^Godmother <<<<Exposed: she hides moiney in her bra 

christygenius:
If   your   answer   is   "Yes" or "No", narrate what happened to you.

Christygenius.  when I noticed you were not hot, I amost did

lefulefu:
Yess e dey happen all the time.Anytime i make an entrance u go see as many of these naija babes go just go weak at the knees and just dey eye all over the place.I know why e be like this.Maybe because i just too correct or maybe then no fit get over my swag.Anyway i no get any naija babe time because na my oyibo kele be the one for me

Bro slimyem is single. She dates anything

Da Doctor:
Lol. no be me and u dey fight na. oya come and take,,,,

Warning. Don’t mess with Mrs Chima. She fights bus drivers!!

lecorn:
I once date a girl for about 6yrs and all dis time nothin hapend i mean sex, she was a virgin al tru bt we had a misundastndin due 2 d fact dat as a guy i dont blve in stayin in one place so i was nt mch around bt my mistke was dat i didnt gve her d details of my movemnt dat she demanded 4. As time goes on, i got a wel paid job so i ws so mch engrosed in d job dat i didnt have time 4 her again, she gained admision n i also d folowing year, all dis time she had made up her mind dat i dnt have time 4 her bt what i used 2 thnk of is dat she'll alwys b mine. 2 cut long story short, i came bck hme afta my 1st yr n my frnds told me she has given birth, it was like a dream bt i cald 2 confirm b4 i knw it ws tru. We saw each oda several times later n talk abt hw we both went wrong, bt recently she sent me a msg dat she stil luv me n she wants 2 knw my view, i tld her nothn more btw us, bt we saw each oda again 2day n its like i cant get off her, i notice i stil luv her 2 bt d guy she had d baby 4 is responsible bt she stil claim 2 luv me n i also developin it because she was my first luv. Pls wat can i do, should i forget her so dat she can face d guy or tke her bck,  Pls NL am confused,  Thx

Lepricorn. 6 yrs without punnny? My advise: Drink water!!

sley4life:
cos our ladies are money lovers.

sley4life . or maybe its becoz you aint gots money!

pendo89:
Then subsitute with what she prefers, after all affection is not in the gift but the spirit with which it's given.

pendo89<<<< wifey material

Kx:
How was this conclusion reached?

U ever seen florist in NIgeria who isnt a winch doctor?