₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,331,118 members, 8,448,775 topics. Date: Monday, 20 July 2026 at 07:41 PM

Toggle theme

MrCork17's Posts

Nairaland ForumMrCork17's ProfileMrCork17's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 (of 276 pages)

RomanceRe: Ladies,how Would You Toast A Guy You Love by MrCork17: 2:15pm On Oct 14, 2011
ebonyvibe . Ok. How would you toast me if I parked my BMW Covartable outside a bustop? wink
RomanceRe: Ladies And Gentlemen. Pls Be Honest, Can Date/fall In Love With An Albino? by MrCork17: 2:09pm On Oct 14, 2011
[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=781470.msg9337805#msg9337805 date=1318597252]lmao you're more stupi d than I thought who doesn't have ''real hair''  huh huh huh huh [/quote]hold up sweeery. do u realiaze moi from London? Be nice to me & i will send you a Picture of London bus. I bet u be exicted!  wink
RomanceRe: Ladies And Gentlemen. Pls Be Honest, Can Date/fall In Love With An Albino? by MrCork17: 2:08pm On Oct 14, 2011
hang on! wink
RomanceRe: Tribute To Romance Section And Nairalanders by MrCork17: 1:51pm On Oct 14, 2011
Nayah. Please can I love you like a fat kid loves cake? tongue
RomanceRe: Ladies And Gentlemen. Pls Be Honest, Can Date/fall In Love With An Albino? by MrCork17: 1:49pm On Oct 14, 2011
[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=781470.msg9337606#msg9337606 date=1318595649]^^yep you're right cos I'm a billion times more than your type  tongue tongue[/quote]You dont even have real hair undecided
RomanceRe: Ladies And Gentlemen. Pls Be Honest, Can Date/fall In Love With An Albino? by MrCork17: 1:28pm On Oct 14, 2011
[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=781470.msg9337534#msg9337534 date=1318594930]hahahahaha you know there are different meanings of date right? well I guess you don't yep I wouldn't mind keeping a date with a cockroach than you phewwwwwwwwwwwww [/quote]Natasha sorry dear. you not my type wink
RomanceRe: Igbo Men Are The Most Handsome Men In Nigera. Also Most Caring. by MrCork17: 1:14pm On Oct 14, 2011
[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=29080.msg9337462#msg9337462 date=1318594342]Who told you that?  ^^^^  lipsrsealed


OP

Most Nigerian men that are attractive happens to be Men from the East.   wink  I can see why others are jealous of them.[/quote]East Africa? Mrs Chima thinks Nigeria is next to Lagos undecided
FamilyRe: Childhood Life. by MrCork17: 1:02pm On Oct 14, 2011
silvertuke:
If as a child u didn't eat KULIKULI, SISI PELEBE, CHERRY MANGO, GOGO, BALEWA, BABA DUDU, CHOCO MILO, EKANA GOWAN, SWEET ELEPA, u didn't watch TALES BY MOONLIGHT, SUPERMAN, AYAMATANGA, u didn't bath in d RAIN, PLAY HIDE&SEEK, FLOW KITE, SUWE, PAPA&MAMA, TENTEN, IN&OUT, BOJUBOJU CARTOON MOTOR or u didnt go 2 c FATHER XMAS, OR DANCE AWILO,  Believe me your childhood really SUCKS AND MISS A LOT, *winkx*
silvertuke. did you grow up in prison? undecided
RomanceRe: Ladies And Gentlemen. Pls Be Honest, Can Date/fall In Love With An Albino? by MrCork17: 12:57pm On Oct 14, 2011
[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=781470.msg9337344#msg9337344 date=1318593091]@ ogori tellfoolish he's not an albino tongue tongue

I love albino's  kiss kiss kiss kiss
[/quote]Natasha will  probably date anything (no oofeince) undecided
RomanceRe: Ladies And Gentlemen. Pls Be Honest, Can Date/fall In Love With An Albino? by MrCork17: 12:43pm On Oct 14, 2011
[quote author=Orton1_0 link=topic=781470.msg9337206#msg9337206 date=1318591859]Hey, ever seen an albino's kini before?[/quote]Sexxkillz dont have any Kini. Its been missing since birth.  just look at his face undecided
RomanceRe: Ladies And Gentlemen. Pls Be Honest, Can Date/fall In Love With An Albino? by MrCork17: 12:28pm On Oct 14, 2011
sexkillz:
Toba!
Thank you for this thread! As it is quite obvious that some ignorant doofuses, gallivanting and scampering all over Nairaland, Dont know how to differentiate an albino from a fair skinned toned individual! I only hope they use this facet as an anti coagulant, to their coagulated brains. . .
sexkillz .  Bro ok then, but why is your head pointed and your face long? Isnt that a trait of an Albino? undecided duh!!
RomanceRe: Ladies And Gentlemen. Pls Be Honest, Can Date/fall In Love With An Albino? by MrCork17: 12:22pm On Oct 14, 2011
sexkillz:
SMH!. . . The ignorance on this thread is Maniacally Bewildering & Discombobulating!. . .
SexxSkillz. Ignorance or no ignorance, you are a Albino. Brother, I strongly suggest you re-check your DNA wink
RomanceRe: Ladies And Gentlemen. Pls Be Honest, Can Date/fall In Love With An Albino? by MrCork17: 11:38am On Oct 14, 2011
yusuf_@.  Bro I dont mean to be rude but how comes 99.7% of drivers in Nigeria are called Yusuf? Are you a Driver? undecided
RomanceRe: Ladies And Gentlemen. Pls Be Honest, Can Date/fall In Love With An Albino? by MrCork17: 10:36am On Oct 14, 2011
Sexxskillx. Actually u look like a gayy albino and I mean this in a nice way. Just look at your long face  undecided
RomanceRe: Ladies And Gentlemen. Pls Be Honest, Can Date/fall In Love With An Albino? by MrCork17: 10:22am On Oct 14, 2011
slimyem:
Every strand of hair on my skin automatically rises anytime i as much as handshake an albino.it's a reflex.
Because i have always had a preference for dark men,i have otfen joked about how unappealing a fair guy/albino would look like down there.
In short,an albino is a NO-NO! for me relationship wise.
Slimyemugu.  Sweeery that’s not a nice thing to say, you skinny tooth pig. How would you have felt if you were born disable or people felt irritated by just lookin at your skinny face? You need prayers! angry
RomanceRe: Ladies And Gentlemen. Pls Be Honest, Can Date/fall In Love With An Albino? by MrCork17: 10:10am On Oct 14, 2011
Sexkillz. Bro seriously. You should be proud. I hav nothin against albinos. At least, babes (desperate)  like you  wink
RomanceRe: Ladies And Gentlemen. Pls Be Honest, Can Date/fall In Love With An Albino? by MrCork17: 10:07am On Oct 14, 2011
Sexkillz. No need for that language. Bro are u sayin the above picture is not your brother? Ok Put your picture up close to him? undecided
RomanceRe: Ladies And Gentlemen. Pls Be Honest, Can Date/fall In Love With An Albino? by MrCork17: 9:52am On Oct 14, 2011
Sexxxkilllz is an Albino. Big deal!! undecided
Jokes EtcRe: My Story by MrCork17: 3:54pm On Oct 13, 2011
sexkillz:
@ Thread: Dumb Lame Cahooting Gallivanting idiosyncratic Bullshitology! End of. . . . . .
sexkillz. You gayy albino. how can u understand the thread when you have reading issues? undecided
RomanceRe: Tribute To Romance Section And Nairalanders by MrCork17: 3:23pm On Oct 13, 2011
Nayah I love you more than my MotorCycle. But pls stay clear from Mrs Chima: She jealous!!! wink
RomanceRe: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by MrCork17: 2:19pm On Oct 13, 2011
Mukina2.   can we discuss some of my complain over dinner?  Its a long list wink
RomanceRe: Would You Date A Female Who Has Slept With A Total Of Two Guys? by MrCork17(op): 2:04pm On Oct 13, 2011
They need to introduce lie detector for black women! angry
RomanceRe: Too Many Experiences? by MrCork17: 1:58pm On Oct 13, 2011
Mr Cork <<<<<<  London  S,,ex Machine
RomanceRe: How Can One Identify A Good Wife? by MrCork17: 1:55pm On Oct 13, 2011
if she's light skin! wink
RomanceRe: Would You Date A Female Who Has Slept With A Total Of Two Guys? by MrCork17(op): 1:12pm On Oct 13, 2011
hmm. am begining to suspect those 2 chicks: Mrs Chima & Ebonyvibe! angry
RomanceRe: Mature Response Needed by MrCork17: 1:10pm On Oct 13, 2011
sexkillz:
He stops calling you
He stops picking your calls
Develops a cold voice anytime he does manage to pick your calls. . .
Shouts or raises his voice at you on phone. . .
Gets angry at the slightest provocation from you. . .
Keeps you waiting. . .
Stops using endearing terms on you. -  Baby, Sweety, sexiest, blah blah blah. . .
Embarrasses you publicly. . .
^^Especially in front of your friends or his friends. . .
Stops looking into your eyes( he doesnt want you to notice he has changed)
Calls you names once in a while - Lazy, lousy, fat blah blah blah. . . . .
Hit's you once in a while. . .
Is extremely Quiet even when you are alone together. . .
Picks up other girls calls in your presence. . .
Checks out other girls in your presence. . .
Stops taking you out. . . .
Stops buying you recharge cards or BIS or whatever incentives he used to give you. . .
Makes up flimsy excuses as to why you cant come to his house anymore. . .
Changes his locks (maybe)
E.t.c. . . .
Oh, and tells you to your face that it's over. . . . The list goes on! cool


^^^ Rubbish!! if he never picks up his calls in front of you, then its a no no!! wink
RomanceRe: Can A Married Woman Have A Male Best Friend? by MrCork17: 1:03pm On Oct 13, 2011
Sexxxxkillz, Bro shouldn’t you be worryin about your school homework instead of women palava? undecided
RomanceRe: Would You Date A Female Who Has Slept With A Total Of Two Guys? by MrCork17(op): 12:56pm On Oct 13, 2011
Tosinville:
^^Keep looking for virgin then till you're 40, at the same time you're right only if someone you know already bleep your girl before you start dating her.
I can NEVER EVER touch a girl that has been bleeped except she is white.  I have principles!! angry
RomanceRe: Mature Response Needed by MrCork17: 12:48pm On Oct 13, 2011
Dyt:
n dats wat i do
yea right. Anyways. you kinda lookin finer and gettin lighter: Great job!!! wink
RomanceRe: Would You Date A Female Who Has Slept With A Total Of Two Guys? by MrCork17(op): 12:46pm On Oct 13, 2011
tellwisdom:
My brother even one is not acceptable to me undecided undecided
Bro but why do Nigerian women always try to look innocent? How is somebody expected to find a good woman? undecided

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 (of 276 pages)