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PoliticsRe: Igbo Group Declares 7-day-Mourning For Achebe by MrCork17: 4:07pm On Mar 24, 2013
fatdon1: The Igbo Youth Movement has declared seven days of mourning beginning from Friday for the late international novelist, Prof. Chinua Achebe, who died on Thursday.

In a statement issued on Friday, the President of IYM, Mr. Elliot Uko, said the movement was still in shock after learning of the death of Achebe.

“We wail and mourn and wish it was not true. Achebe presented traditional African society to the rest of the world 55 years ago.

“He was the man who gave the world an insight into the orderliness of pre-colonial Africa. His ideas and message translated to over 100 languages.

“Lately, he stood up for the truth in an inspiring display of courage and love for his people and respect for history.

“He was not afraid of name calling or the expected abuse. He chose the truth in order to inspire all generations. A great Iroko has fallen, IYM hereby declares seven days of mourning for the man of his people,” he said.



www.punchng.com/news/igbo-group-declares-7-day-mourning/
OK... IS HE 2PAC? undecided
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve And Omotola Who Is More Beautiful by MrCork17: 3:10pm On Mar 24, 2013
[quote author=Mr..Cork]you fine? undecided[/quote]OK..i take that has a *NO*. ..Am a nice guys anyways! wink
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Any Matured Lady Living Alone In Abuja Should... by MrCork17: 3:06pm On Mar 24, 2013
bitrhyme: Any matured lady living alone in abuja who wants a discrete, sincere and reliable date should add me on 30ecd57c or 08105623056
hmmm (sings song)..**who steal my needle: DANGER. My precious needle; DANGER. shocked
CelebritiesRe: Photos Of Toolz Working-Out With A Truck Tyre by MrCork17: 3:03pm On Mar 24, 2013
Tinyemeka: Who's Tools? undecided
Brother.,..she a fat Nigerian rapper..she there nigerian verison of missy elliot undecided
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve And Omotola Who Is More Beautiful by MrCork17: 3:02pm On Mar 24, 2013
pheyikemi: Nah, I'm a Nigerian
you fine? undecided
RomanceRe: What Do You All Think Of Girls With Huge Eyeballs? by MrCork17: 3:00pm On Mar 24, 2013
mama gee...do u hav big eye balls? tongue
RomanceRe: Why Do Girls Love You When Your Brok? by MrCork17: 2:59pm On Mar 24, 2013
Naija Aboki: Now them girls be like Charles your funny, i love you, please dont go, take me out, sleep over, come tomorow. They just love you wen they think ur out of cash, why why why why why.....
huh?..Yor girls lov u becoz yor broke? ...brother do u date road side traders? (no oofeinse) undecided
RomanceRe: Hurt A Woman, And Be Ready For War... by MrCork17: 2:56pm On Mar 24, 2013
which war? ..is she gonno scrach yor face? undecided
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve And Omotola Who Is More Beautiful by MrCork17: 2:49pm On Mar 24, 2013
pheyikemi: neva heard of 'em
huh..are u from Togo? undecided
RomanceRe: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by MrCork17: 2:48pm On Mar 24, 2013
BIG COMPLAIN: ..BIG COMPLAIN: ..still cant find a wife on Nairaland!? angry
RomanceRe: What Do You All Think Of Girls With Huge Eyeballs? by MrCork17: 2:46pm On Mar 24, 2013
[quote author=mama-gee]I have huge eyeballs so I just wanted to know what you all think of girls with huge eyeballs?[/quote]I love it..I always cummmmm on it. I swaaar! tongue
RomanceRe: For. Men Only!!! by MrCork17: 2:43pm On Mar 24, 2013
miccodb: This time seriously, how long can ‎​U̶̲̥̅̊ stay witout a kill and how do ‎​U̶̲̥̅̊ feel?
For me after. Aweek witout a kill I feel impotent. ‎​U̶̲̥̅̊?
Self service ALL THE WAY!!? cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve And Omotola Who Is More Beautiful by MrCork17: 2:41pm On Mar 24, 2013
pheyikemi: Wot d heck is ginivig?? Eebo po. I salute una
Ginivig: Your Nigerian celebrity actress, The one that loook like man. Nigeria has 2 main celibrity actress..dont u? undecided
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve And Omotola Who Is More Beautiful by MrCork17: 2:37pm On Mar 24, 2013
pheyikemi: My own hair. I dnt av to be an halfcast b4 I possess a long hair.
really! ...so i take it u looook like Ginivig?undecided
AdvertsRe: Posh Looks Makeover Blog by MrCork17: 2:34pm On Mar 24, 2013
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how can i get rid of pot belly? angry
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve And Omotola Who Is More Beautiful by MrCork17: 2:30pm On Mar 24, 2013
pheyikemi: today while combing my own hair. I possess a real and fairly long hair
...brazil or nigerian hair?..are u half cast? NO!! undecided
RomanceRe: How Do I Get A Lady Attention? by MrCork17: 2:28pm On Mar 24, 2013
Attention is worth having no matter how old, young, rich, poor, shy or bold... Please, how do i get a lady attention most especially when she is a white lady and am the shy type? Your humble opinion


Brother am a Londoner & i date *ONLY* white babes!!

Advise: Go the front of her house, pull out a Guitar and sing her a slow romantic song in a barry white voice...Truss me...she yours!!
wink
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve And Omotola Who Is More Beautiful by MrCork17: 2:24pm On Mar 24, 2013
pheyikemi: hahaha u r damn funny, c ur mouth, yanyanyanyan. If Nigerian ladies luk lyk hyenas I bet hw ur female folks here in Nig look lyk huh
sweeery i date white & half cast babes only ..QUESTION: when waaz the last time u see a nigerian female includin u, wit real hairs?..NEVER.? white babes have real hair (long) angry
CelebritiesRe: Photo ? Wizkid Back In The Day And Wizkid Now by MrCork17: 2:11pm On Mar 24, 2013
ZACHIE: Mum walks in furious.
`Chidi, what time is it?`
Chidi ...`it is 2pm, ma`
Mum.....`why have you not given your brother Mr. Cork his medicine`, why?`

before Chidi could mutter any cogent reason, kpa, one knock to the head.
ok Zara..i take it u never been to London! angry
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve And Omotola Who Is More Beautiful by MrCork17: 2:08pm On Mar 24, 2013
pheyikemi: Sorry to disappoint u, I've neva tried 4a visa b4. Now back to u, u 8 fair ladies, u 8 dark skinned ladies, wot color would please u? None. Nd I'm sure if u upload ur pix, u will be more ugly dn d most ugly in d whole world. Infact, ur own haff taya me sef
HOT BABES: white babes, half cast babes..and very light skin babes close to half cast..Yea, thats wot am talkin about..the once from Nigeria slightly look like hyena (no oofeinse)!!angry
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Comedians Lack Creativity – Basketmouth by MrCork17: 2:04pm On Mar 24, 2013
InvertedHammer:
Basketmouth is not funny at all. If you want comedy, listen to

SEYI LAW and I GO DIE
.



Basketmouth's jokes are dry and pointless
Correction: all Nigerian comedyians are dry...loook at p Sqaure...biggest joke from Nigeria (no oofeinse) angry
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Comedians Lack Creativity – Basketmouth by MrCork17: 2:02pm On Mar 24, 2013
adaobi123: yes ! proud nigerian to the core mattteeeeeeee
Correction: ..sweeery, u dont get *NO* respect callin yor sef Nigerina outside Nigeria ...I take it u never been to London undecided
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Comedians Lack Creativity – Basketmouth by MrCork17: 1:58pm On Mar 24, 2013
adaobi123: grin whats wrong with being proud from the country you are from ?
huh?? Nigeria?..in 2013?.. are u serious?.. seriuos? undecided
RomanceRe: I Need Female Response On This One. by MrCork17: 1:54pm On Mar 24, 2013
Jenams: You asked ur dad to buy u a particular tin, he turned down ur request, u asked ur BF to buy u d same tin, he also turned down ur request. U forgave ur dad, and turn around to call ur BF selfish/greedy. Why? I need female response on dis one.
Brother.. so u tink yor boy friend is greedy? undecided
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Comedians Lack Creativity – Basketmouth by MrCork17: 1:52pm On Mar 24, 2013
adaobi123: i am embarassed embarassed
**mistake* lipsrsealed
CelebritiesRe: Lagbaja Joins List Of Glo Ambassadors by MrCork17: 1:46pm On Mar 24, 2013
Akshow: Good news. he remains one of the most creative and original artist in naija. wa gba iyi omo iyan onpomo!
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Is he the Nigerian Version of Little Wayne? undecided
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Comedians Lack Creativity – Basketmouth by MrCork17: 1:43pm On Mar 24, 2013
okpara ugo: You are very wrong. Basket is the best mouth in Nigerian comedy.
Correction: Basket mouth is dry...no body get s his dry jokes, especialy here in London (no oofeinse)angry
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve And Omotola Who Is More Beautiful by MrCork17: 1:41pm On Mar 24, 2013
pheyikemi: arrrrgghhh! It is a medical term dude, and u aint worth d stress of impression bt of depression. Wiv ds grammatical suicide u r committing here, u must be from one of d slums in London undecided
Really,..well thats wot people say when they cant get *VISA* to London; LOndon is useless..yea right. Anyways, if u also move your candle closer, u will see that the 2 dark skin babes look like she-males (no oofence) undecided
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Comedians Lack Creativity – Basketmouth by MrCork17: 1:32pm On Mar 24, 2013
[quote author=Nuzo']With due respect Mr Akpota, you are one of the least creative and innovative amongst your dry colleagues. You not only repeat your dry jokes from the first season of Night of a thousand laughs, you copy others from people.

Now, let me address the issues you raised in general terms.
1. Nigerian comedians are not creative because just like an average policeman, they went into the profession solely for economic reasons and not for the love of it.

2. Unlike Nigerian comedians, foreign comedians always have a team of professional writers and composers. People like Jon stewart, Steve Colbert, Chelsea and even hilarious Tina Fey has over 20 writers each.

Nigerian comedians would rather greedily write, compose, direct and produce their shows single handedly. Same mistake can be noticed in the music and movie industry.

3. Nigerian comedians are over paid in proportion to their works. Why would one strive to improve if he's already being paid well for doing nothing.

You also said that musicians can put their songs on replay and still have the crowd mesmerized. Yes! However, you forgot to tell us that most of you are being paid 3 times of what these popular musicians receive. Bear in mind that these musicians come with band members and equipments while all you have to do is show up in your skinny suit.

I will encourage you guys (comedians, musicians, movie makers) to diversify. Meaning that you should read more and be more sensitive to your environment. Scan and spot intelligent and talented writers and composers, don't be greedy...pay them well to write for you. Timaya experimented this method in his latest album and it WORKED!

Just like the natural resources, the entertainment industry is still untapped in Nigeria.[/quote] ^^^^STORY!!! ..cant Nigerian comedians find another job insted of sufferin Nigeria with dry jokes?angry
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve And Omotola Who Is More Beautiful by MrCork17: 1:26pm On Mar 24, 2013
pheyikemi: oh no! R u intentionally masculinizing me? U need to work on ur grammar and av I told u b4 dat u look lyk a pseudohermaphrodite?
HUH? ..*PISIOTERAMITE*?? wha the hell..this is the problem with u homebased Nigerians..makin up big english word just to impreess us Londoners..I no u never been to London!undecided

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