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fatdon1: The Igbo Youth Movement has declared seven days of mourning beginning from Friday for the late international novelist, Prof. Chinua Achebe, who died on Thursday.OK... IS HE 2PAC? ![]() |
[quote author=Mr..Cork]you fine? [/quote]OK..i take that has a *NO*. ..Am a nice guys anyways! ![]() |
bitrhyme: Any matured lady living alone in abuja who wants a discrete, sincere and reliable date should add me on 30ecd57c or 08105623056hmmm (sings song)..**who steal my needle: DANGER. My precious needle; DANGER. |
Tinyemeka: Who's Tools?Brother.,..she a fat Nigerian rapper..she there nigerian verison of missy elliot ![]() |
pheyikemi: Nah, I'm a Nigerianyou fine? ![]() |
mama gee...do u hav big eye balls? ![]() |
Naija Aboki: Now them girls be like Charles your funny, i love you, please dont go, take me out, sleep over, come tomorow. They just love you wen they think ur out of cash, why why why why why.....huh?..Yor girls lov u becoz yor broke? ...brother do u date road side traders? (no oofeinse) ![]() |
which war? ..is she gonno scrach yor face? ![]() |
pheyikemi: neva heard of 'emhuh..are u from Togo? ![]() |
BIG COMPLAIN: ..BIG COMPLAIN: ..still cant find a wife on Nairaland!? ![]() |
[quote author=mama-gee]I have huge eyeballs so I just wanted to know what you all think of girls with huge eyeballs?[/quote]I love it..I always cummmmm on it. I swaaar! ![]() |
miccodb: This time seriously, how long can U̶̲̥̅̊ stay witout a kill and how do U̶̲̥̅̊ feel?Self service ALL THE WAY!!? ![]() |
pheyikemi: Wot d heck is ginivig?? Eebo po. I salute unaGinivig: Your Nigerian celebrity actress, The one that loook like man. Nigeria has 2 main celibrity actress..dont u? ![]() |
pheyikemi: My own hair. I dnt av to be an halfcast b4 I possess a long hair.really! ...so i take it u looook like Ginivig? ![]() |
gabby140: Posh looks makeover is a beauty and a makeup artist located in nigeria. At posh looks we believe every woman is beautiful.....how can i get rid of pot belly? ![]() |
pheyikemi: today while combing my own hair. I possess a real and fairly long hair...brazil or nigerian hair?..are u half cast? NO!! ![]() |
Attention is worth having no matter how old, young, rich, poor, shy or bold... Please, how do i get a lady attention most especially when she is a white lady and am the shy type? Your humble opinion Brother am a Londoner & i date *ONLY* white babes!! Advise: Go the front of her house, pull out a Guitar and sing her a slow romantic song in a barry white voice...Truss me...she yours!! ![]() |
pheyikemi: hahaha u r damn funny, c ur mouth, yanyanyanyan. If Nigerian ladies luk lyk hyenas I bet hw ur female folks here in Nig look lyksweeery i date white & half cast babes only ..QUESTION: when waaz the last time u see a nigerian female includin u, wit real hairs?..NEVER.? white babes have real hair (long) ![]() |
ZACHIE: Mum walks in furious.ok Zara..i take it u never been to London! ![]() |
pheyikemi: Sorry to disappoint u, I've neva tried 4a visa b4. Now back to u, u 8 fair ladies, u 8 dark skinned ladies, wot color would please u? None. Nd I'm sure if u upload ur pix, u will be more ugly dn d most ugly in d whole world. Infact, ur own haff taya me sefHOT BABES: white babes, half cast babes..and very light skin babes close to half cast..Yea, thats wot am talkin about..the once from Nigeria slightly look like hyena (no oofeinse)!! ![]() |
InvertedHammer:Correction: all Nigerian comedyians are dry...loook at p Sqaure...biggest joke from Nigeria (no oofeinse) ![]() |
adaobi123: yes ! proud nigerian to the core mattteeeeeeeeCorrection: ..sweeery, u dont get *NO* respect callin yor sef Nigerina outside Nigeria ...I take it u never been to London ![]() |
adaobi123:huh?? Nigeria?..in 2013?.. are u serious?.. seriuos? ![]() |
Jenams: You asked ur dad to buy u a particular tin, he turned down ur request, u asked ur BF to buy u d same tin, he also turned down ur request. U forgave ur dad, and turn around to call ur BF selfish/greedy. Why? I need female response on dis one.Brother.. so u tink yor boy friend is greedy? ![]() |
adaobi123: i am**mistake* ![]() |
Akshow: Good news. he remains one of the most creative and original artist in naija. wa gba iyi omo iyan onpomo!] Is he the Nigerian Version of Little Wayne? ![]() |
okpara ugo: You are very wrong. Basket is the best mouth in Nigerian comedy.Correction: Basket mouth is dry...no body get s his dry jokes, especialy here in London (no oofeinse) ![]() |
pheyikemi: arrrrgghhh! It is a medical term dude, and u aint worth d stress of impression bt of depression. Wiv ds grammatical suicide u r committing here, u must be from one of d slums in LondonReally,..well thats wot people say when they cant get *VISA* to London; LOndon is useless..yea right. Anyways, if u also move your candle closer, u will see that the 2 dark skin babes look like she-males (no oofence) ![]() |
[quote author=Nuzo']With due respect Mr Akpota, you are one of the least creative and innovative amongst your dry colleagues. You not only repeat your dry jokes from the first season of Night of a thousand laughs, you copy others from people. Now, let me address the issues you raised in general terms. 1. Nigerian comedians are not creative because just like an average policeman, they went into the profession solely for economic reasons and not for the love of it. 2. Unlike Nigerian comedians, foreign comedians always have a team of professional writers and composers. People like Jon stewart, Steve Colbert, Chelsea and even hilarious Tina Fey has over 20 writers each. Nigerian comedians would rather greedily write, compose, direct and produce their shows single handedly. Same mistake can be noticed in the music and movie industry. 3. Nigerian comedians are over paid in proportion to their works. Why would one strive to improve if he's already being paid well for doing nothing. You also said that musicians can put their songs on replay and still have the crowd mesmerized. Yes! However, you forgot to tell us that most of you are being paid 3 times of what these popular musicians receive. Bear in mind that these musicians come with band members and equipments while all you have to do is show up in your skinny suit. I will encourage you guys (comedians, musicians, movie makers) to diversify. Meaning that you should read more and be more sensitive to your environment. Scan and spot intelligent and talented writers and composers, don't be greedy...pay them well to write for you. Timaya experimented this method in his latest album and it WORKED! Just like the natural resources, the entertainment industry is still untapped in Nigeria.[/quote] ^^^^STORY!!! ..cant Nigerian comedians find another job insted of sufferin Nigeria with dry jokes? ![]() |
pheyikemi: oh no! R u intentionally masculinizing me? U need to work on ur grammar and av I told u b4 dat u look lyk a pseudohermaphrodite?HUH? ..*PISIOTERAMITE*?? wha the hell..this is the problem with u homebased Nigerians..makin up big english word just to impreess us Londoners..I no u never been to London! ![]() |
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whats wrong with being proud from the country you are from ?
