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HealthRe: At What Age / Class Did You Stop Bedwetting? by MrCork17: 1:10pm On Mar 21, 2013
Nigerian womens are know for pisssin on beds..i dont date them..white women do not behave like that! angry
HealthRe: At What Age / Class Did You Stop Bedwetting? by MrCork17: 12:30pm On Mar 21, 2013
...is self service the samethin has wetting bed? angry
RomanceRe: How Long Would You To Date A Lady Before You Expect Sex From Her? by MrCork17: 12:46am On Mar 21, 2013
10 minute! angry
RomanceRe: How Long Would You To Date A Lady Before You Expect Sex From Her? by MrCork17: 12:45am On Mar 21, 2013
[quote author=Mynd_44]I believe there should not be a time frame on sex. It should come into a relationship when both parties are comfortable with one another.[/quote]Myndi<<<<<GAY! undecided
RomanceRe: Question For The Guys by MrCork17: 12:41am On Mar 21, 2013
10 minute! angry
RomanceRe: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by MrCork17: 11:06am On Mar 20, 2013
hypeman: Jay_bee

It's shymexx... Sexkills has started again this year... This guy banned for three days for derailing my own thread just because I was having a normal chat to the chics talking to me on there...If anything, he should have at least warned me..

I'm tired of this guy, to be honest...

https://www.nairaland.com/shymexx
Jay Bee...ermm Bro, I tink what he is tryin to say is: how can you replace Sexxxskillz with Mr Cork (The famously Quialified lovable Likeable Lady,s man of Nairaland) .. He wants to no when Mr Cork will be promoted. angry
SportsRe: Celestine Babayaro Is Bankrupt, Can You Lend A Hand? by MrCork17: 10:59am On Mar 20, 2013
The edddddiot by walked pass me at a London nite club and had the gut to loook at my white babe: ... ..FUK HIM!!!! angry
HealthRe: Facts About Malaria!! by MrCork17: 9:52am On Mar 19, 2013
sorry.. we dont have moskito here in London! undecided
RomanceRe: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by MrCork17: 9:49am On Mar 19, 2013
chinedumo: So sexkillz is not heartless. He doesn't only ignore fool since 1887 but helps them out of their misery
really.. ..is he your uncle? undecided
RomanceRe: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by MrCork17(op): 9:44am On Mar 19, 2013
ok. .watch out for guys who always tuck in there shirt... ..its a signal!! angry
CelebritiesRe: Tiger Woods & Lindsey Vonn Are Dating by MrCork17: 9:41am On Mar 19, 2013
My mannn...Yes its all about white women, 4real...black women make you age quickly anyways.. Dont even bother with the Nigerina women (no ooofensese) angry
FashionRe: Michelle Obama On The Cover Of Vogue Magazine by MrCork17: 8:41pm On Mar 15, 2013
she ugly mennnn.... she dont have nyannsh!!! angry
CelebritiesRe: Meet Wizkid's Little Sister Lade Plus Picture by MrCork17: 1:31am On Mar 09, 2013
...she dont even has Nyannsh! angry
FamilyRe: Today Is International Women's Day: Respect To All Women!! by MrCork17: 11:23am On Mar 08, 2013
Emperoh: Today we celebrate an aspect of humanity which has helped to make perfect, God’s work of creation. Today we celebrate women, helpers, home makers, leaders, motivators, supporters, movers and shakers and those whose comforting words have made our earthly existence better. But specially, my heart and warm greetings go out to those who have been victims of violence, molestation, sexual harassment and any form of degradation or discrimination. It is my fervent prayer that the society becomes less accommodating to issues of feminine abuse.

May all men on this day accord their wives, daughters, sisters, aunties etc the needed respect. Acknowledge their effort at making the world a complete place, at making your homes peaceful and full of love. It is also my fervent prayer that God should also bless us with the best that womanhood has to offer. They are beautiful, they are warm, they are homely, and they are women!

Let us all condemn rape, sexual harassment, paedophilia discrimination or any form of violent action against women. They deserve all the respect they can get, they deserve all the love we can muster, they deserve the best that we men also enjoy. To all the women in my life; my mother, my lovely sisters, my cousins, colleagues and all my female friends, you all deserve the best. Happy international women’s day!!
OK.. so whos goin to coook and cleen?? angry
RomanceRe: Ok. So Why Do Guys Avoid Dark Skin Females? by MrCork17(op):
..seriously speakin...light skin females are like Michael Jackson ...dark skin females are like Tito jackson (no offiensese)angry
Nairaland GeneralRe: Please Ask Mr Cork Any Question To Help Improve Your Love Life! by MrCork17(op): 7:09pm On Mar 07, 2013
Ok. So DOes anyone need advise on how to look for husband/Wifey material? undecided
CelebritiesRe: Sexy Mercy Johnson Pose (pics) by MrCork17: 6:55pm On Mar 04, 2013
If this is how Nigeria women loook in nigeria.. then i am sticking with datin white babes only!! angry
CelebritiesRe: Can Anyone Help Me Identify This Celebrity? by MrCork17: 6:51pm On Mar 04, 2013
majorun: can anyone help me identify this celebrity
...His name is Dan Blocker! angry
RomanceRe: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by MrCork17(op):
[quote author=@Idongi]Were u in their community?[/quote]angry
RomanceRe: How To Say It Without Hurting Her by MrCork17: 10:03pm On Mar 03, 2013
REALITY101: Hello folks! My girlfriend just went from 135Ibs to 140Ibs which is a big problem for me. I am a straight up guy who love saying it the way it is but seems she get emotional whenever I tell her about adding a few pound(s)

Now how can I tell her about it without hurting her feelings? I love her but I don't need all that extra meat, if I need more meat I know my way to Ralph's, Bristol farm Kroger and whole food is there for it.
Brother... aint you supppose to be g,ay & proud?? undecided
RomanceRe: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by MrCork17(op):
Victoriousvic: You've just described me except the tight trousers.... Unfortunately, i aint gay! Your analysis is wrong!
.. thank you Victoria!undecided
RomanceRe: What Is Love Really?? by MrCork17: 9:22pm On Feb 28, 2013
Flashaldrin: i've been searching for a true definition of love. And this short piece is the latest i've gotten too so far. Culled from facebook.

if its because of his lips/his eyes/his great body, its no love...ITS LUST
If its becos of his intelligence/ insight about life,its not love..ITS ADMIRATION
If its becos he cries everytime you try to leave,its not love..ITS PITY
If its because he makes you not to study and sleep, its not love...ITS INFATUATION
LOVE is when you do not know why you seem to be attracted t a person...
LOVE has its reason and that reason is UNKNOWN

that's my opinion, what's yours??
angry
RomanceRe: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by MrCork17(op): 3:22pm On Feb 28, 2013
sexkillz: [color=#000055][size=14pt]They go by the names
Mr Cork
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Tellwisdom
Lefulefu. . .[/size]
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...what in the name of Mr Cork is my name doin on that list? angry
RomanceRe: 5 Ways To Detect G,ay Guys!!! by MrCork17(op): 7:27pm On Feb 27, 2013
SimonAndal: _
I don't cry when I watch action movies. wtf does that? huh huh I only cry in certain type of movies, and to certain types of scenes. Eg in Les Miserables, when Fantine sold her hair and teeth to take care of her daughter, when the little boy was shot at the barricade, when Ebony died, when Marius' friends were cut down, when Jean died, when Fantine was rapeed, etc. Anybody that doesn't cry at Les Mis has a heart of adamantium.

And I'm not denying I'm gay, just saying your list/flawed streotype is seriously in need of a reality check.
yea .. ... So you cried last month when Nigeria won the Africa Cup of South Africa?? angry
Foreign AffairsRe: Israel Successfully Tests Arrow 3 Missile Interceptor by MrCork17: 9:09pm On Feb 25, 2013
what do they use in Nigeria? .. KaTApot?? undecided
RomanceRe: Why Do Black Women Ask Too Many Many Questions Like::: by MrCork17(op): 9:06pm On Feb 25, 2013
Just told one Nigerian babe she looked like Beyansi... Her reply: **oh really. I bet u say that to all the females**

Ok am thinkin... Is it illeagal to say: ..sweeery,thanks for the complimement??
undecided
Nairaland GeneralRe: Why Mr.cork And 190 by MrCork17: 12:03pm On Feb 25, 2013
... THIS IS RACISM!!! angry
Nairaland GeneralRe: Why Is Any Succesful Person From Nigeria Refered To As Illumati?? Sad! by MrCork17(op): 11:09pm On Feb 24, 2013
r231: undecided undecided
^^^^another member undecided
RomanceRe: How Can I Get White Girl To Like Me? by MrCork17: 4:06pm On Feb 24, 2013
fados4sure: i'm black and i'm in North Cyprus and most of the girls are pretty white girls. i tried asking out a few that i like but they all rejected me. i think i look ok because im not fat and my face isn't really broken out. why won't they go out with mehuh ALSO... "please give me a real answer"
do u spek to them in IBO? angry

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