₦airaland Forum

niyi20: There is this girl in my department have been asking her out bt she keeps on turning me down just because she is a muslim and am a christian.i really like this girl.i have try all i can please what can i do.i need ur advice.

nzubeokafor: Please I need a help I just started dating one girl it have been 2 weeks nawn but she is asking me to give her 15k but I don't wana give because am thinking that she only wana chop me up

queenasasili: Am dating a guy for close to 2yrs now.
d problem am having wit him now is dat
he dnt trust me any more n I dnt knw
wat I did to him dat makes him nt to
trust me I do every thing I can to make
him happy all the time but,a week will
nt pass without us having one issue or
the other d one dat pains me now is dat
since his visa came out we have been
having one issue or the other always
complaining about my work dis n dat.
am thinking of ending d relationship
nt minding the money I gave him when
His visa was out.wat pains me now is dat
he called me yesterday n my phone was off
when I charge d phone n called him he pick
n started shouting @ me dat y did I off
my phone I try to explain to him dat my
battery was down him off d phone on me
since then till now he has refuse to pick my
calls I dnt knw wat to do again his going
out of the country by next week.
pls I need advice from u guys on how to headly
these issue am dieing inside

SimonAndal: I'm sorry to inform you, Mr. Cork, but your little list doesn't apply to me. I wipe my tears with my hands, I don't wear pencil trousers, and I don't do anything on your checklist. What's that say 'bout your thread of misinformation?


They are slim
I'm not really.


They hate football
Not really, I just think it's pointless. But I certainly don't mind the sight of 22 sweaty men groping and falling on each other on the field.


They dont date fat females
You do know they're gay, ba?


They always neat & they are too caring
Have you seen my room? It's a fucking pigsty, and I tend to be very selfish.


They love cooking & they wear tight trouser
I don't mind cooking, as long as I'm the only person in the kitchen. And all my trousers are baggy.

tpacalipse: It is very wrong to post a thread while you smoke igbo.

nasoeb: I think its very important to know that the psychotic-IQ Mr. Cork is the same person as d derrange gay called 190. So pls no 1 shud be fooled

Crown Prince: Fashola has approved budget for the extension of Yaba left since the existing is full to capacity.

If you continue with this psychiatric IQ question, I bet you sooner than later your fellow inmates will provide the answer you desire

P4VS20: look @ her back? is that what u mean? cos thats all u can see. lol

niyoni: I get d impression of a grossly dissatisfied and inferiority complex-laden person wheneva I encounter a fake woman - fake hair, fake accent, fake nails, fake complexn, fake age, fake attitude, n recently fake boobs n fake behind. Pls dnt get it twisted, I'm nt against d moderate use of cosmetics n d lyks, neither am I a misogynist. As a matter of fact, I luv women, real women, not caricatures. While 'fakeness n fakeries' may get a lady many guys b/w her thighs, it will hardly put a ring on her finger. D message is simple - get real, ladies! Enough said!!